For those of you hoping that creepy-cool Christopher Walken was running for president of the United States in 2008, we have some bad news: The Internet rumors ‑- and the Walken 2008 Website (which has been taken down) ‑- were just part of an elaborate hoax. Walken's rep said: "It's 100 percent not true. [It] sounds like someone got a little too excited over his role as secretary of the Treasury in Wedding Crashers and now they want to make him president." Darn. Who will I vote for?