Expecting: Sharon Corr of the Corrs is preggers with her first baby. Rumors that Gwyneth is expecting continue to swirl. In Monday's NY Daily News there was a picture of Gwynnie's growing belly. Either she's got a baby on board -- or she's seriously bloated.

Engagements: First Malcolm, now Brad. Home Improvement's Zachery Bryan recently became engaged to his long-term girlfriend, Carly Matros. No wedding date has been set. Meanwhile, Rush and Molloy from the NY Daily News say that press-shy John Cusack may have "renounced his horndoggin' and proposed to She's All That's Jodi Lyn O'Keefe." I find it hard to believe that Lloyd Dobler is settling down -- remember all those times he was supposedly going to marry ex-gal-pal Neve Campbell? -- but I'd be happy if he decided to. Love him.

Setting the Record Straight: The other night Al Pacino told Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight (can't remember which) that he isn't dating Kirstie Alley. Shucks. I want ole girl to get some lovin'. Also, Diane Keaton told Liz Smith that she laughs off rumors she's been dating her Something's Gotta Give costar Keanu Reeves. "Poor Keanu," she says.

Police Blotter: There was a shooting near the set of Miami Vice. Perhaps one of Colin Farrell's scorned lovers?... Always the gentleman, DMX had nothing but nice things to say yesterday after he agreed to serve 60 days in jail for violating the terms of a plea agreement in a 2004 Kennedy Airport road-rage incident. Some of his comments outside the courthouse include: "stupid ass mother------" and "going to crack his f------ head in." Now why can't I find a nice guy like this? I bet my grandma would love him.

New Gigs: Will & Grace's Megan Mullally isn't letting grass grow under her high heels. Her daytime syndicated talk-variety show has been sold in four top markets for a fall 2006 launch. Take that, Debra Messing!... As predicted, David Lee Roth will be one of Howard Stern's replacements.

Body Talk: I'm horrified to report that, thanks to implants, Sharon Osbourne now has 34DD boobs. She got them three months ago, she told the Mirror and, "Ozzy loves them." Too much info, Sharon. Even for you... Tyra Banks says she has cellulite. Now she's gotta go easier on those Top Models.