The next season of the Apprentice is going to take place in Los Angeles. I'm sure tasks will include selling fake boobs and setting up new tanning salon businesses. In related news, Mr. Trump, who doesn't drink and avoids people who do, is launching a vodka line.

Gwynnie: When are you going to confirm you're pregnant? It's sooo obvious. And you've been in our Baby Tracker for the last month.

Okay, so Nick and Jessica are done. That's old news. The latest scoop is that they didn't have a prenup, so things are gonna get a little nasty. Jess made $35 mill last year -- and in California you have to split all the martial assets 50-50 -- so she is going to be paying big for the split.

But all that is just side dish. I think what people are waiting for now is to see who Jessica hooks up with first. (You know Nick is going for the strippers and college chicks. No big surprise -- that's been his game for the last year.) So let's play matchmaker for Jess. Which celebrity do you think she should hook with? She's been linked to Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera, so you can see the type she's after as of late. She's hot for the bad boy with the whole grunge thing happening.

Post your picks for Jessica's new honey below, and I'll add some pictures of your suggestions as we go.

I stayed up late to watch Barbara's 10 Most Fascinating Peeps piece. Of course I had to hear what creepy Tom Cruise had to say about the TomKitten and the sonogram. Did any of you guys watch it? Here's what I thought -- tell me if you agree.
Dakota Fanning: She's cute and smart, but the kid just creeps me out. She's like a Stepford. What's with the permagrin? That laugh. And how can a kid her age not backtalk to her parents? Everybody does when they're that age. Remember, Mom?
Lance Armstrong: Why did Sheryl Crow join Lance during his interview? Was she picked as the fascinating person? No. Lance was the fascinating one, yet there she was cozying up to him on the couch during his interview. Kiss, kiss. And, again, I must call her to task for recently saying that she always tries to keep her relationship with Lance private. Honey, you joined him during his Barbara Walters interview. That's as far away from private as you can get.
Tom Mesereau: He's as creepy as his client Michael Jackson. All I could think of during the interview is that I wanted to have at his head with a pair of clippers. He's rockin' some crazy colonial period 'do.
Kanye West: He's so cocky. So cocky. But he's smart, talented, stylish... and he has a damn nice smile. And he said he gets pissed when people use incorrect grammar. So make sure you be checking your spelling before you be posting anything in the comments section.
Jamie Foxx: He's funny and he's an accomplished actor, but I recently heard tracks from his upcoming album and they were bad. Not good bad. Bad bad.
Tom Cruise: He's a Freak with a capital F. He did give up some good nuggets on "Kate" and the kitten though: They plan to marry next summer or fall. "Kate" will be able to make noise while she gives birth. (How sweet of him.) And Babs said "Kate" is six months pregnant. Also, Tom said he doesn't regret anything he's said in the last year, including the trash talk on Brooke Shields and calling Matt Lauer glib. That's good because I don't regret anything I've called him all year either. Plus: Check out Tom's latest mission -- in Shanghai. The focus of the trip was supposed to be to discuss MI:3, which is filming there. But talk quickly turned to the future Mrs. Cruise.
Camilla Parker Bowles: The less photos I have to see of Camilla and Charles, the better. It just makes me miss the classy, beautiful Diana.

Rumors that Simon Cowell wouldn't be on American Idol this season were just that: rumors. Fox announced earlier today the king of insults will be back for this season -- and many seasons to come.

This news comes with the settlement of a lawsuit against Cowell by another British music mogul Simon Fuller. The copyright infringement lawsuit -- Fuller said Cowell copied the format of his Pop Idol for Cowell's X-Factor -- was reportedly preventing Fox from signing a deal to keep Cowell on Idol. Fuller and Cowell settled their suit out of court.

Nick Lachey is rebounding quite nicely after his split with diva Jessica.

Page Six reports that the Nicky and his buddy, a billionaire named Peter Loftin, were boozin' it up with "a bevy of babes" at a nightclub in Miami the other night.

Nick's chick of choice? A "buxom lass who looked dazed and drunk as she hung all over him. She had big boobs but was clearly not as pretty as Jessica."

Glad to see he's going for quality women.

Meanwhile, Jessica has been getting over their split by tanning. Here she is on her way out of a tanning salon. She's practically waving her hand, which is most definitely without a ring.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are getting serious. The couple -- and their families -- celebrated Thanksgiving together in Nashville at Keith's home.

How did the whole "meet the parents" thing go? According to the NY Daily News, very well. Throughout the weekend, there were many sightings of the group doing fun family things. Nic and her dad were seen jogging, Keith and the moms were out walking together and the whole group was spotted antiquing.

Here's a rare pic of Nic and Keith, who are reportedly engaged, looking lovey-dovey.

The only hang up at this point is that Nic's friends are said to be concerned about Keith's past. Apparently he was a big cokehead at one point. But drug use is like a prerequisite in Hollywood.

The Skank's father has a new addition.

Rod Stewart's fiance, Penny Lancaster, has given birth to a baby boy.

The little crooner was born at 2:24 a.m. Sunday in London and weighed in at 7 lbs. 7 oz. Mother and son are doing well.

Here's hoping that this bouncing baby boy turns out nothing like his eldest sister.

In other baby news, Jennifer Garner still hasn't popped yet. For the love of God, will someone convince her doctor to induce her and put her out of her misery? The poor girl looks so uncomfortable. And because she hasn't given birth yet, some of y'all might want to change your guesses in Celebrity Baby Birth Game: Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck Edition.

After over 15 years, Busta Rhymes chopped off his signature dreads. Because celebs can't live a moment out of the limelight, of course it was all captured on video.

Can you say publicity stunt?

D-list morons Kimberly "Skank" Stewart and Laguna Beach Talan Torriero -- who became engaged November 15 after dating for two weeks -- have called off their engagement.

"It was just too soon to enter into a lifelong commitment," the couple said in a statement to People.com. "It is better to have a brief engagement than a short marriage. The couple continue to share their time together and remain open to whatever the future may hold."

Now I hate her more... as if that was possible.

Hey, Jude. Cheating again? Late last week Jude Law was caught cozying up to a brunette hoochie mama in the back of a taxi in London. Here are some photos of the incident. He reportedly stopped getting frisky with her when he noticed the flashes from photogs. I just can't feel bad for Sienna, who was naive enough to take him back and assume he wouldn't stray again.

Now that Nick Lachey doesn't have his estranged wife Jessica's income at his disposal, it's back to work.

The newlysplit singer-actor has inked a deal with the WB to star in a TV sitcom about a baseball star who is a newlywed. Nick previously appeared in the WB series Charmed.

Here's hoping that his new show charms viewers. Until he settles up with Jessica, I suspect he'll be on a tight budget. That means he won't be buying body shots for all those strippers and college girls.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire continued to blow up over the weekend, raking in an estimated $408 million (!) at the worldwide box office. Here are the top 10 movies at the North American box office during the November 25-27 weekend:
1. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: $54.9 million
2. Walk the Line: $19.7 million
3. Yours, Mine & Ours: $17.5 million
4. Chicken Little: $12.4 million
5. Rent: $10.7 million

I really don't think that there's bigger news than Nick and Jessica's split (!), but here are the other hot headlines:

Check out our new Nick & Jessica photo gallery: Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson End Their Marriage.

There are old pictures, the last photo of them together (just a week ago!) -- the whole shebang.

And I also want to give Nick & Jess props for being smart about breaking the big news. 10pm on the night before Thanksgiving -- when everyone is traveling home for the holiday -- is pretty damn clever. These celebrities are getting smarter!

Happy Thanksgiving!

After endless denials, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey confirm to Us Weekly that they have split.

A month after Us first reported the split, the couple jointly announced an official separation. "After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways," they said in a statement. "This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time."

When Us first broke the story on October 6, publicists for both stars issued denials. But the couple rarely was seen together after that. Jessica frequently was without her wedding ring and spent their anniversary in Africa; Nick was often seen partying and there were rumors he hooked up with some college chick. Last night he attended the American Music Awards by himself.

The biggest loser in the situation is Jessica's father, Joe Simpson, who basically swore on his life that the couple was still happily married. The truth is, he has a huge stake in keeping them together as Jessica's manager. And his daughter will probably also have to pay Nick a pretty penny in alimony. She's worth a lot more than he is.

After dating for a few years, Nick and his virgin bride Jessica tied the knot in Austin, Texas in October 2002. Still relatively unknown at the time, the couple then signed on to do a reality show for MTV about their first year of marriage called Newlyweds. The show catapulted them to mainstream fame -- they both released albums, Jess starred in Dukes of Hazzard last year and also launched product lines (body lotions and clothing). In 2004, Jessica earned $35 million.

Interestingly, when Jessica started filming Dukes is when talk of trouble in their marriage began. With her hot new bod, she started hitting the club scene and really enjoyed the attention she was getting from men, including her married Dukescostar Johnny Knoxville. There were rumors of romance between the costars, as well as a fling between Jess and Jackass star Bam Margera.

Maybe now that they are finally coming clean, they can move on with their lives. I can't wait to see who they hook up with next!

Although some pics were leaked last month, the first official photos of Sean Preston Federline will be released today in the December 5 issue of People magazine. Britney and K-Fed pose with their bundle of joy and talk about their Thanksgiving plans. (They'll watch the parade and put up Christmas decorations -- in between Jell-o shots and shower trysts.) But will they explain why they had their kid out at 2:30am over the weekend? I think not.

And I have to say "ha ha" to OK! magazine. Their fluff pieces are infuriating in general, but last week's cover story on the Feds was ridiculous. Speaking only to Brit's publicist, they wrote an article all about Britney and Kevin's peachy keen marriage. (Any couple with a newborn can tell you that things aren't perfect with a new baby in the house.) Obviously OK! printed the drivel in hopes of striking a deal with the couple to print these baby photos. Nice try!

In next Tuesday's Barbara Walters special, Tom Cruise says that he will "forever be jumping on couches." Well then -- I guess I'll forever be cringing at his creepiness. Tom also said that that he recently purchased a sonogram machine so that he and his prisoner gal pal, Katie Holmes, can constantly monitor their spawn. More cringing.

Kate Moss must have enjoyed detoxing at rehab so much that she recommended it to a friend. Make that a boyfriend. Her on-again/off-again crackhead lover Pete Doherty flew to the Meadows clinic in Arizona on Saturday for treatment of his numerous addictions. May this place have what all the other places didn't have.

And I'm sure I'm going to catch some flack for calling Petey a crackhead, but I call 'em like I see 'em. So bring it on.

Speaking of Kate, clearly the girl is desperate for work. Warning: You'll see some skin, but it's worth it in a "What the hell just happened?" kind of way.

The 33rd annual American Music Awards (AMAs) took place last night at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. Here is our Best & Worst at the AMAs feature. And here is the complete list of winners:
Pop Rock
Favorite male artist - Will Smith
Favorite female artist - Gwen Stefani
Favorite band/duo/group - The Black Eyed Peas
Favorite album - American Idiot, Green Day
Country
Favorite male artist - Tim McGraw
Favorite female artist - Gretchen Wilson
Favorite band/duo/group - Brooks & Dunn
Favorite album - Live Like You Were Dying, Tim McGraw
Soul/Rhythm & Blues
Favorite male artist - R. Kelly
Favorite female artist - Mariah Carey
Favorite band/duo/group - Destiny's Child
Favorite album - Destiny Fulfilled, Destiny's Child
Rap/Hip-Hop
Favorite male artist - Eminem
Favorite female artist - Missy Elliott
Favorite band/duo/group - The Black Eyed Peas
Favorite album - The Massacre, 50 Cent
Adult Contemporary
Favorite Artist - Kelly Clarkson
Alternative Music
Favorite Artist - Green Day
Latin Music
Favorite Artist - Shakira
Contemporary Inspirational
Favorite Artist - Mary Mary
Favorite New Breakthrough Artist
Sugarland
Text-In Award
Kelly Clarkson

There are a few celebs I just can't deal with anymore. I don't want to see them on the red carpet, on a magazine cover or on my TV set. I don't care who they're sleeping with, posing with, starring with or shopping with. I want to breakup with them. I want them to go away. Vanish. Disappear. Buh-bye. Here are my picks for the most annoying celebrities right now:
1. Paris Hilton & family
2. Jessica Simpson & family
3. Lindsay Lohan & family
4. Kimberly Stewart
5. The cast of Desperate Housewives with the exception of Felicity Huffman

Now, tell me who pushes your buttons. If you had three wishes, who would you send away?

Before the clock strikes midnight, I wanted to mention that it's been eight years since rock 'n' roll icon Michael Hutchence died. His former band, INXS, is touring again and in they're in NYC tonight... though now they have a new, less charismatic frontman. I'll never get over the fact that he was picked on a reality TV show -- there's just no magic in that.

In a related star sighting, one member of my gosse posse spotted Michael's ex, Helena Christensen, recently outside HK restaurant in Hell's Kitchen, NYC. "She was quite possibly the most beautiful woman Earth," said my spy. "Her reddish-brown hair was pulled up into a pony/bun. She was wearing brown slouchy boots. And her mouth... well, let's just say that it starts at one ear and ends at the other. That's not a bad thing, it's just really wide. She's stunningly beautiful."

Brad Pitt and Angelina made their first public appearance as a couple over the weekend. They arrived separately -- but later sat together -- at the opening of the Muhammad Ali Center in Louisville, KY. (See photo.) Numerous stars were in attendance at the event, including Bill Clinton, Matt Lauer, Bryant Gumbel and, of course, the one and only Muhammad Ali. Access Hollywood ran video footage of Brad and Angelina awkwardly trying to dance during the show while waving lights in the air. (No wonder Jen's been dancing up a storm with Vince!) Angie was decked out in a stunning red dress; a dark-haired Brad didn't look too shabby either in a tux.

Next stop: The red carpet.

Maybe the warm weather in L.A. was making Britney and Kevin hot and bothered. Now that the trashy twosome are spending time in NYC, they seem a lot happier. Page Six reports that last week, the duo caught Sweet Charity -- the show in which they're rumored to be in talks to costar -- and got some retail therapy. Britney even got a manicure with new, superlong fingernails -- always great for handling an infant and changing diapers. On Friday night, they went to hotspot Marquee and totally got liquored up with their posse, which included Kevin's brother. According to a spy, they seemed very cuddly and happy. But get this: They left the place at 2:30am, and as they were driving off (presumably in a chauffer-driven vehicle) their kid, Sean Preston, was seen in the back of the car! The kid is two months old and is already keeping the hours of a rock star.

It looks like David Letterman and Oprah Winfrey are going to kiss and make up.

After publicly "feuding" for years, Oprah finally accepted Dave's invitation to appear on his show. She'll be on next Thursday -- the same night that her Broadway play, the Color Purple, opens in NYC. The last time she appeared on the show was May 2, 1989.

The reasons for their feud are unclear, but it's been going on for years. In fact, Dave has built segments around their rift. In one, stagehands read transcripts from Oprah's talk show every night. Then for a while he kept an "Oprah Log," recording each day that passed without Oprah calling him. Dave also joked about wanting O on his show to hold "the Super Bowl of love." Whatever exactly that entailed was unclear.

For her part, Oprah told Time magazine in 2003 that she didn't like being the butt of Dave's jokes. "I felt completely uncomfortable sitting in that chair," said O about her previous two guest spots, "and I vowed I would not ever put myself in that position again."

The feud has been more of a public event than a private one. When Dave's son, Harry, was born, Oprah sent him what she called the best baby gift she's ever given: a huge tub of children's books. At the time she called his bluff, inviting him on her show. The press shy Dave turned her down.

"Here's what would happen," said Dave at the time. "I would go on the Oprah show, and I would break down and sob like a little girl... I don't want to have that happen. I'd feel ridiculous. I'd never be able to live that down, that Oprah would make me sob."

Mark your calendars. Again, that's next Thursday, December 1.

In my family, we play this little pregnancy game. Around the time someone is ready to give birth, we each guess the date of birth, height, weight and sex of the baby. It isn't Price Is Right -- you don't win a new car if you get it right. You get bragging rights -- and in my family that's actually better than a new car.

Everyone knows that beautiful mama-to-be Jennifer Garner is enormous. She's been enormous since August. Word is that her due date is right after Thanksgiving. So let's have a little fun and post guesses for baby Affleck below. Now, we already know Jen's having a girl, so no need to post the sex. Instead, why don't you guess the baby's name as well. Have some fun with it.

Update: Jennifer Garner gave birth to a baby girl on December 1 in L.A. She and Ben named her Violet. Congrats to Sara and Bonnie, who guessed that the baby would be born on 12-1 and got her name correct.

Over the weekend Eva Longoria poked fun at her Desperate Housewives castmates when she hosted Saturday Night Live. (The musical guest was Korn.) In one skit, she mocked the rumored feud between the Desperate divas at a Vanity Fair photo shoot earlier this year.

I can imagine that things on the Housewives set are more tense than usual today. In fact, I bet Teri Hatcher is popping off her Lee Press-On Nails and gearing up for a brawl as I type.

Here are some pics from Eva's SNL gig...

Last night, green celebs -- like Leonardo DiCaprio, Faith Hill and Tim McGraw and Tom Hanks -- were on parade for the TBS special Earth to America, an effort to raise awareness of issues concerning the planet. Here are some photo highlights...

As anticipated, songbird Christina Aguilera married Jordan Bratman in northern California's Napa Valley over the weekend. Here's everything you need to know about the celebrity wedding... and more.

Day One: The five-day event began on Wednesday when Christina, Jordan and their Cavalier King Charles spaniel arrived via private jet at the Napa Airport. They spent the night having a candlelight dinner at the swanky French Laundry restaurant. They left holding hands, then headed to their $3,500-a-night cottage at the Auberge du Soleil Inn. Their private accommodations had a fireplace, steam shower and hot tub.
Day Two: On Thursday, guests began to arrive. They were met at the airport and chauffeured to their hotel in Christina's Rolls Royce Phantom, which was shipped in from L.A. on a truck for the occasion. Each wedding guest received a wedding gift package with lots of presents from the couple. That night, Christina, Jordan and their friends had a four-hour dinner party at La Encantada estate.
Day Three: Friday was the rehearsal dinner, which was a Japanese-themed party with decorations like lanterns, fresh bamboo and roses. Speeches were made throughout dinner, which was catered by L.A.'s Hamasaku restaurant. Sharon Stone is the only known celebrity in attendance.
Day Four: Christina spent the afternoon on Saturday getting ready in her cottage at Napa’s Auberge du Soleil hotel. Her hair was decorated in jewels and pulled back tightly in a bun topped by white flowers. At 3pm, she left for the wedding site -- the Staglin Family Vineyard -- in a black stretch limo. Once there, Christina put on her Christian Lacroix dress. Her bridesmaids wore dresses by Stevie Wonder's wife, designer Kai Milla. Shortly after 6 pm, the happy couple exchanged vows under a mountainside tent in front of about 130 formally dressed family members and friends. A gospel choir provided the music. Their wedding bands were designed by London jeweler Stephen Webster, who also created Christina's five-carat, diamond-and-platinum engagement ring.
Day Five: The couple departed for an extended honeymoon at an undisclosed location.

Want more? Check out this video news story about the wedding. And here are some photos!

Although they're rich and famous, celebrity BFFs Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox also share a traditional friendship. Recently, when Jennifer and Courteney had plans to hang, Jen brought along new beau Vince so he and Court could get to know each other better. Here are photos of the group chillin' together. Looks like Courteney digs Jen's new man. And Jen and Vince sure look happy.

How lame is Desperate Housewives? If you didn't watch last night's show -- and don't want to know what happened -- stop reading now. In one of the most overused soap opera plot devices, Gabrielle lost her baby after she took a nasty tumble down the stairs. How unoriginal. I've seen it on General Hospital, One Live to Live... I bet every daytime soap has used it at least once. I really think Desperate Housewives is going down the tubes. If you agree -- or disagree -- put in your two cents about the show here.

Here are the top 5 flicks at the North American box office during the November 18-20 weekend, led by Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, according to studio estimates collected on Sunday. Final data will be issued on Monday.
1. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: $101.4 million
2. Walk the Line: $22.4 million
3. Chicken Little: $14.8 million
4. Derailed: $6.5 million
5. Zathura: $5.1 million

It seems like jurors in civil trials are a lot smarter than jurors in criminal trials.

Eight months after Baretta star Robert Blake was acquitted at a criminal trial of murdering his wife, a civil jury decided earlier today that the creepy, cranky actor was behind the slaying and ordered him to pay her kids $30 million in damages.

He's broke so they'll probably never see a penny. It's like the O.J. Simpson thing all over again.

In other legal news, Russell Crowe pleaded guilty today to reduced misdemeanor charges for hitting a hotel clerk named Nestor Estrada with a telephone in June. The hot-headed star was fined $160 and told to stay out of trouble.

Russell won't have to deal with the headache of a civil suit. According to reports, he paid Nestor about $100,000 to settle things out of court.

If those rumors about Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto being engaged are true, Jared should call off the wedding because Lindsay is still eyeing other guys.

A few weeks ago, Lindsay got a message at her L.A. hotel from a Jason Lewis. Thinking it was the hottie from Sex and the City -- who lives with girlfriend Rosario Dawson -- she called him back. But it was really just an average Joe named Jason Lewis, and he sure was surprised when Lindsay came a ringin'... at 3:30am. For the next week, they exchanged flirty text messages like these:

Faux Jason: Thanks for the wake up call last night. Can I get one tomorrow at 6am? I need to get to the airport. Thanks. You are better than an alarm clock.
Linds: Are you coming to LA tonight? I'm so sorry again hunny!!! I didn't realize what time it was! It was 330... 6am I cant do.

For the next week they went back and forth making plans to meet up. They eventually did come face-to-face -- briefly -- which you can read all about in an email written Faux Jason, which was obtained by Gawker. It's fabulous -- a total play-by-play with all the text message transcripts and everything.

The real Jason isn't amused by the whole story. "My take on it is that the guy is a s----y human being," he told People.com. "It's mean. The guy was trying to move up on her and set her up." Grump!

Lindsay's rep confirmed that Linds had been duped, but insisted it was all innocent anyway. "Lindsay's very well aware that he's with Rosario and is a big fan of hers," say the rep.

But that doesn't mean she wouldn't try to get with him.

I smell a Vegas wedding!

I told you yesterday that Skankerly Stewart is engaged to Laguna Beach kid Talan Torriero after just two months of sleeping together dating. Well the word is that the wedding is going to happen soon -- like this weekend.

Page Six reports that the stupid couple is getting their paperwork together to get married in Sin City in the next few days. Apparently they want to tie the knot before their feelings for each other change. And you know that's coming!

Additionally, the mother of 19-year-old Talan isn't taking the news very well. "Talan's mother is hysterically crying," said a source. "She is not happy."

There will be another celebrity wedding this weekend: Christina Aguilera is set to marry her music exec fiancee Jordan in Napa. And of course we're all on "wedding watch" for Tom and Katie.

Is Brittany Murphy running wild? That's what Radar Online says.

On Tuesday, the starlet was dropped by her agent and her manager. The suits won't give a reason why, but a source close to Britt says that she was dumped for "personal" reasons. Do those personal reasons have anything to do with a no-so-blind item in Ted Casablancas’s E!Online column in which he talks about a "smacked out" actress named "Jordache Junky" who had sex with a waiter at an industry bar mitzvah.

Brittany recently signed on as the Jordache spokesmodel and is the obvious choice for "Jordache Junky."

A rep for Britt, who has been helping her mother deal with cancer, told Page Six, "Brittany is making a transition in her representation and has parted ways amicably with Brillstein-Grey and ICM. Not the other way around. The blind item on E!online is not Brittany."

Ah, what a feeling!

Jennifer Beals and her husband, Ken L. Dixon have a new daughter. Jennifer gave birth to a healthy little girl last month.

"The family is very happy and Jennifer and the baby are doing great," L Word star's spokesperson told People.com. Other details including the baby's name are being kept quiet by the notoriously private star. Ken has two kiddies from a previous marriage, so baby makes five.

For more on Jennifer's pregnancy, check out her page in our Celebrity Baby Tracker. Or read about one of these other moms-to-be:

People connect with celebrities for different reasons. Maybe a star was in a movie or TV show that you loved as a kid and you've been a fan ever since. Perhaps you read an interview he or she did and instantly became a devotee. Or maybe you kept "running into" someone so many times that they started to grow on you. Everyone has their own favorites and reasons why they fell for them.

Yesterday, my coworker Tanya and I happened to start talking about Jonathan Silverman. He's not a huge star -- as in Brad Pitt status -- but we're both fans. I loved him from Stealing Home, which I watched 1,456 times during high school; Tanya remembers him from Gimme a Break and some of his Neil Simon stuff (like Brighton Beach Memoirs).

So I thought it would be cool if I pick a celebrity and you tell me why you like them. Was it something they did? Said? Is it just because they're so damn attractive? Anything goes. And if you don't like them, tell me why too. Maybe you can sway my opinion.

Let's start with someone we all know for the first one. Someone I find rather... dreamy. A guy who has romanced many Hollywood starlets, has made some obscure career choices and has a nasty tobacco habit. Yet, to me, this man can do no wrong. Let's start with Johnny Depp.

After you check out these pics (click for larger view), post your comments below.

You know those celebrity weddings that last about three months or less? (See: Nicky Hilton, Britney Spears, Renee Zellweger and Sofia Bush.) Well, we'll have one to add to that list shortly.

My nemesis Skankerly Stewart -- the mean, nasty, rotten daughter of Rod -- is engaged to 19-year-old Talan Torriero from Laguna Beach. Talan's publicist confirmed the engagement to People.com. They've been dating for two months.

Last night, Kimberly and Talan showed up at a party in Bev Hills, where the skank showed off her 5-carat diamond Neil Lane engagement ring to BFF Paris and her sister Nicky. (Yup, the Hilton daughter who knows a little something about brief unions.)

Talan became famous on the very popular Laguna Beach: The Real OC. He's now launching a record and hopes to become an actor. Kimberly doesn't do anything other than shop, talk smack on people and sleep with B-list stars like Ryan Cabrera, Girls Gone Wild guru Joe Francis and Mischa Barton's current boyfriend, Cisco Adler. (Kim has "Cisco" inked on her body.)

How long do you think this union will last? Will they even make it to the altar? Tell me what you think about the couple below. And if you actually like them together, please, please try to explain to me why.

Other romance dish:

According to Page Six, Mischa Barton had a wardrobe malfunction on last week's OC. Apparently Mischa, who was wearing pajamas, got out of bed in one scene and flashed her nipple. The peeved FCC has already lodged a complaint against the network. Hope Misch got some extra money for her money shot.

Speaking of showing a little too much skin... On Sunday I was checking out But Can They Sing? on VH1. I thought: Celebrities singing badly? This should be great. And it certainly didn't hurt that Antonio Sabato Jr. is on it. As expected, I was shocked and horrified during most of it (hello, Bai Ling!), but pleasantly surprised during other parts (I thought Morgan Fairchild would be worse). The funniest part though was when Michael Copon, a cute kid from One Tree Hill that I'd never heard of, was performing in supertight pants. He climbed over a railing... and showed the world his crack. (Crack kills!) Of course I thought it was hysterically funny. I'm quite juvenile and I love it.

And to really show you how goofy I am, I also phoned in to vote for Antonio. The only way I'll ever watch the show again is if he's on it. Those cute dimples...

Caroline Kennedy loves her privacy, but tonight she opens up on Entertainment Tonight about her famous family. Here are some of the things John and Jackie Kennedy's daughter has to say:

On whether her children remember her mother: "My older daughters do better than my son, because he was quite young. It's tough for him, especially tough when you think about she, for so many years, was the best known woman in the world, [the fact that] it's probably hard for a kid to fathom that, that his grandmother was that famous."

On her family tradition of reading poems together: "My brother and I used to choose a poem for my mother for birthdays and holidays and copy it over and give it to her and then she pasted them all in a special family scrapbook that I still have."

On her brother John's favorite childhood rhyme: "There is a number of John's selections in here, and of course the one that I had completely forgotten, and when I had gone back to look, jumped out at me and just made me laugh was the one called "Careless Willie," which is about a younger brother and a older sister nailed to the wall. It was just so perfect. It just captured our relationship."

On how her father gave her the creative bug. "I really remember the bedtime stories that he made up for me. I think there was always this sense of storytelling and adventure in our family. I don't know where they came from but they were wonderful."

On what her mother taught her: "I think that she was someone who really followed her own path and really encouraged us to do that. I think John really did that in a wonderful way that really carried on her spirit."

Time to get creative again. Here's a photo of Pam Anderson and Jenny McCarthy from tonight's episode of Stacked. (Click pic for larger view.) Can you think of a witty/humorous/snarky caption for it? Go!

I could have predicted that Desperate Housewives pants dropper Page Kennedy would deny that he played peek-a-boo with DH staffers.

"There are a lot of stories that have been told," said the flasher, who was canned last week by ABC, "but the truth of the matter is that Touchstone decided to go in a different direction and they bought out my contract. Anything you've heard that's contrary is all false."

So apparently he's calling the folks at ABC liars. After all, they were the ones who released a statement saying that he was being let go for "improper conduct."

Guess who I'm going to believe? Not the peckerhead...

After an extensive campaign for the Sexiest Man Alive title, Matthew McConaughey has pulled out a victory.

Earlier today, People announced that Matthew has won their "coveted" Sexiest Man Alive title. As the winner, Matthew lands the cover of People -- on sale today -- and a lifetime of teasing. Previous winners include Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Jude Law... Patrick Swayze, Mark Harmon and Nick Nolte.

In the last few years, Matthew has transformed himself from a bongo-playin', beer-slurpin', j-smokin' free spirit (who was pretty damn sexy to begin with!) into a perfectly sculpted specimen. He's been showing off his killer bod in his recent movies like Sahara and Two for the Money. And I suppose he's been also been showing it off to girlfriend Penelope Cruz. Lucky, chick.

Congrats, Matthew. Enjoy your reign.

Other headlines:

Class-act Pete Doherty has yet another love child who he doesn't see. For those of you counting, that's number two.

The first kid is a two-year-old boy named Estile. Estile's mom is Lisa Moorish, who also has a child with Oasis singer Liam Gallagher.

Following me?

The second child is more of a mystery. Don't know how old he or she is or the identity of the baby mama. But here's what Pete said about the poor child: "Poor little f---er. My sister sees him all the time, so there's affection as a family for him. I don't really want to go into that because it's not fair on the kids or the mother. It's enough for me to say I love them and would do anything for them."

He loves them and would do anything for them, but he don't actually see them? Whatever helps him sleep at night...

One of GQ's "Men of the Year" is... a woman.

Jennifer Aniston's poise, grace and good humor during her breakup from Brad helped the actress snag the title. She's the first woman in the 10-year history of GQ's "Men of the Year" series to be selected. Other honorees this year are Lance Armstrong, 50 Cent, Wentworth Miller, Kevin Federline and Jen's sweetie Vince Vaughn.

And in case you still have doubts that Jen and Vince are an item, Jen talked about her beau to the reporter who was interviewing her. Jen said that Vince helped her get through the rough times. "She said that she danced and laughed more in the last two months than she had in the last 10 years," Mark Healy told Access Hollywood.

Yet another little jab at Brad.

Monday night I was walking down West 46th Street in NYC and I walked by Chris Noth, whom I adore. Who doesn't adore Mr. Big? Well, I guess there are some Aidan fans still smarting over the fact that Carrie and Big ended up together on Sex and the City. Get over it! Anyway, Chris was walking down the street with some guy... looking handsome as usual.

Of course I have a Chris Noth story for you... Four or five years ago, I was going to an engagement shindig for one of my oldest, dearest friends, Tammy. But for some reason the par-tay was at some chi-chi bar, and when I arrived -- with about eight guys -- they wouldn't let the fellas in. (There's an unwritten rule that groups of girls can basically get into any club, but groups of guys often get denied. They want to lure in the big spendin' guys by having lots of pretty ladies on hand.) Anyway, I wasn't going to leave my friends on the sidewalk to hang at a ridiculous place like that, so we left and went down the street to a newish place I'd never heard of called the Cutting Room.

So there I was in Cutting Room chatting with my other oldest, dearest friend, Armena, who had decided to ditch the sucky chi-chi place to hang with me, her brother and crew. Mena and I were in the back right near the ladies bathroom. It was relatively quiet -- not too many people. No line for the bathroom, which you gals know is downright miraculous. While we were standing there gossiping and catching up (I relish my time with her because I don't get to see her very often), this guy came up to us and started asking a bunch of questions... about the bathroom. Do you know where the restroom is? Are you waiting in line for the restroom? Are you sure this is where the restroom is? Why do you think there isn't a line for the restroom? I swear, I'd never answered so many questions about the bathroom in my life, and I was starting to get annoyed.

I finally grit my teeth and said: We. Are. Not. Waiting. For. The. Bathroom.

With that, the guy thanked us and walked away. As he did, I realized that it was Mr. Big. (This was at the height of Sex and the City's success. Yup, call me Miss Clueless.) I told Armena, we laughed about it, bragged to some friends about seeing "Big" and that was it.

About a month later, I was reading the Post and Page Six mentioned the Cutting Room. Thinking I was all hip on the cool hotspots, I kept reading the article and came upon a line that said "Cutting Room is owned by Sex and the City star Chris Noth." I was floored.

So I've always had this fascination with the guy. I'll always wonder why he was asking us where the bathroom was when he owned the place. And I'll always want to kick myself for being quite so bitchy when he approached us. But you can't interrupt girl talk... even if you are a big TV star.

If you're up for it, play our Celebrity Matchmaker: Star Eateries game. Now that you know Chris Noth owns Cutting Room, you're already ahead of the game.

ABC needs to increase Star Jones's salary.

The View host is constantly trying to sweet talk people into giving her freebies -- despite her generous salary. Her most recent attempt to score loot? To mark her first anniversary to her poor hubby Al, Star had her spokesperson contact NYC's Cornelia Day Spa and ask if they would provide the couple with a day of pampering -- free of charge. In exchange, Star's mouthpiece promised that the spa would be mentioned in an upcoming article about Star and Al in OK! mag.

Brilliantly, the spa wasn't interested in getting Star's publicity, turning her down flat. Come on -- she's barely B list!

This is nothing compared to last year when Star tried to get corporate sponsors to underwrite the expense of her posh wedding. In exchange, she would mention the companies on her talk show -- to the annoyance of ABC, who put the kibosh on that.

Maybe Star could learn a lesson from Sharon Stone. Sharon just settled a lawsuit with a plastic surgeon who claimed she had a face-lift. Instead of collecting a big check from the lyin' doctor, Sharon agreed to drop the suit upon the condition that the doc perform free surgery for children with facial deformities.

I hope you're listening, Star.

This Friday, rivals Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell face off about their 14-year-old feud on Tyra's talk show. Will the catwalkers catfight?

For the first time ever, the Country Music Awards were held in NYC. Here are the big winners:

Entertainer of the Year: Keith Urban
Single: "I May Hate Myself in the Morning," Lee Ann Womack
Album: "There's More Where That Came From," Lee Ann Womack
Song: "Whiskey Lullaby," Bill Anderson/Jon Randall
Female Vocalist: Gretchen Wilson
Male Vocalist: Keith Urban
Vocal Group: Rascal Flatts
Vocal Duo: Brooks & Dunn
Musical Event: George Strait's "Good News, Bad News" (duet with Lee Ann Womack)
Musician: Jerry Douglas
Music Video: Toby Keith, "As Good As I Once Was"
Horizon Award: Dierks Bentley

Laguna Beach ended last night amidst tears as the kids headed off to college. Kristin was one of the weepiest -- it was a nice departure from her typical bitchy demeanor. I do like her though. She's a good villainess.

After the show, which was being watched by a live audience at MTV's studio in NYC, host Damien Fahey introduced a surprise guest: Lauren! Looking like she had total stage fright -- or that she was in a really bad mood -- L.C. announced that she's filming her own spin-off about her life in L.A. called The Hills. Apparently the aspiring fashionista gets an internship at Teen Vogue, so that will be a big part of the series, which debuts in the spring.

As for Laguna, there will be a third season, which will premiere next summer. The show will focus on Lauren's little sister -- and all the bikini-clad gals and surfer guys in her grade.

Check out previews for both shows here. And join other Laguna fans here to talk about the finale.

According to reports, Christina Aguilera's wedding will take place this weekend. Though the location is still a mystery, the event will be on the small side (close friends and family only!) and will take place over three days. X-tina will wear a dress by Christian Lacroix and her bridesmaids will wear designs by Kai Milla, who is the wife of Stevie Wonder.

Can't get enough of star weddings? Try our Celebrity Wedding Quiz.

Will Angelina Jolie's next big payout come from the upcoming James Bond flick Casino Royale?

Brad Pitt's honey has reportedly been offered the sought-after role of the new Bond girl. Angie is said to have loved the script, but hasn't signed a deal -- yet. What's holding her back? The Lara Croft: Tomb Raider star wants the character -- a Russian double agent named Vesper Lynd -- to be toughened up.

"Angelina would rather play a baddie than eye candy," said a source.

Speaking of eye candy, Angie's estranged father, Jon Voight, may have some new eye candy of his own. The actor is said to be romancing Diana Ross. They arrived hand in hand at a recent tribute to Diana's 1972 movie Lady Sings the Blues, and their friends are saying it's love, child. Apparently Jon and Diana have been friends for years, but things didn't turn romantic until recently.

Former Baywatch babe Brooke Burns needed her own water rescue on Friday: After diving into her backyard pool, she broke her neck. Additionally, she had head injuries and needed what her spokesperson called "minor surgery." She's expected to be released from the hospital today.

"There's no permanent damage," said her mouthpiece, who doesn't want the pretty star to lose any jobs. "She will begin work [on the new Rebecca Romijn series Pepper Dennis] as scheduled in January."

Brooke has a daughter with ex-boyfriend Julian McMahon, who stars in Nip/Tuck.

In related news, Brooke's ex, Bruce Willis, has offered $1 million to any civilian who turns in terror kingpins Osama bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri or Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

Take five and check out some hot new pics:

I know I banned Jude Law and Sienna Miller's disastrous relationship from Daily Blabber, but I just have to weigh in on their most recent reconciliation.

It's ridiculous! They're annoying! Will they please just cut the cord and let it die?

Was that subtle enough for you?

I just don't understand why they insist on playing out their relationship in the public eye. Why did Jude have to publicly apologize to Sienna for penetrating his kids' nanny? Couldn't he have just called her up and said sorry instead of issuing a press release? Yesterday Sienna had her first big movie premiere for Casanova. And not only did she bring Jude to the premiere, but she gave interviews about him, saying things like, "We're working things out" and "Well, it's pretty obvious [we're back together], isn't it?"

Their insistence on involving the public in their relationship just makes me want to see them crash and burn -- kinda like Jude's movie career.

Okay -- I'm done talking about them... again.

Miss Mariah cleaned up at the Vibe Awards on Saturday. I'm addicted to her duet with Snoop -- "Say Somethin'." Snoop has the golden touch, which is why everyone is lining up to work with him. But enough about my beloved. Here are the Vibe winners:

R&B Voice of the Year - Mariah Carey
Best Rapper – Kanye West
Next Award – Young Jeezy & Keyshia Cole (tie)
Coolest Collabo – "Oh": Ciara featuring Ludacris
Street Anthem – "U Don't Know Me": T.I.
Power Broker of the Year – Kevin Liles
Club Banger – "1 Thing": Amerie
Reelest Video – "Trapped in the Closet": R. Kelly
Hottest Hook – "Hate It or Love It": The Game featuring 50 Cent
Video Goddess – Esther Baxter: "Number One Spot"
Boomshot Award – "Welcome to Jamrock": Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley
Best R&B Song – "We Belong Together": Mariah Carey
Best Group – The Diplomats
V Style – Baby Phat
Vibe Vixen – Kimora Lee Simmons
Album of the Year - The Emancipation of Mimi: Mariah Carey
Artist of the Year – Mariah Carey

Chicken Little clucked its way to the top spot again this week. Here are the numbers...

Movie Ticket Sales
1. Chicken Little, $32 million
2. Zathura, $14
3. Derailed, $12.8
4. Get Rich or Die Tryin', $12.5
5. Jarhead, $12.3

Estimated ticket sales are in millions of dollars, for Friday through Sunday at North American theaters.

Mandy Moore is set to shoot a few episodes of Scrubs, which stars her boyfriend Zach Braff. Doesn't she know a guest spot on her boyfriend's show is the kiss of the death for Hollywood relationships? Just ask Lindsay Lohan, who appeared in That 70s Show with Wilmer Valderrama shortly before they split. I don't want to hear these girls whining that their relationships are being exploited by the press -- they're doing it themselves.

The Apprentice: Martha Stewart just doesn't fit in on NBC. The new show, which has been getting lackluster ratings, will end after its two-hour finale on December 21.

The show has been a point of contention for former pals Martha and Donald Trump, who launched the series. Last month, the Donald complained that Martha's show was bringing his show down. Martha fired back, saying she thought she was brought in to replace Trump not do a spin-off.

Of course a spokesperson for NBC denies the show was canceled, saying the network always intended to have it air for one season. Yeah right.

Whatever. I like the show. I watch it every week. I'm mildly obsessed with crassy Jim, who is so not Martha material, yet is still in the game. He's a total freak show. I can't wait for him to get his "Dear Jim" letter on the way out the door.

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams went waltzing with baby Matilda over the weekend.

With their new baby in tow, Heath and Michelle were out and about in their Brooklyn, NY, neighborhood, stopping to get a cup of Joe and run some other errands. Check out the happy family here.

There's also more dish on baby M:

Give them a break. They just moved in, they just had their first kid and they're celebrities, so they are probably cautious when it comes to meeting new people. They probably keep people at arm's length until they get to know them, fearing someone may rat them out to Page Six, like these people -- who don't even know them yet -- already have.

Johnny Depp stands by his women -- even after they breakup!

In an interview this morning on a British morning show, he said he was "appalled" by the hell Kate Moss caught for getting busted snorting coke.

"The first thing that went through my mind was I was concerned for her, hoping that she was okay and that she and her baby were okay," said Johnny, who dated the supermodel for from 1994 to 1998. "Number two was just being appalled and shocked at the vicious attacks. She's super sharp, really smart and [has] got a great heart. She's a good mom, and she just happens to be human, and the press wouldn't allow that and that's unforgivable."

As I told you last month, Johnny bought Kate a mirror upon her release from rehab. But it wasn't so that she would continue to do blow -- it's for her to "face herself without fear."

Where can I find me a Johnny Depp?

That's what the Star is saying.

"She has become frumpy, grumpy and a bundle of nerves," a source close to Julia and her husband tells the tabloid. "At one point she was viewed as the most beautiful woman in the world, but now she looks like a hobo."

Pretty mean comments about the Pretty Woman.

Last night, itsy bitsy Nicole Richie posed for the press and signed copies of her new book The Truth About Diamonds: A Novel at the Virgin Record Store in Times Square in NYC. (Click photo for larger view.) The story is based on the Hollywood lifestyle of a rock royalty princess. Although fictional, Richie said on last week's 20/20 that the main character, Chloe Parker, was loosely based on ex-BFF Paris Hilton. Nic drew a large crowd, including her dad Lionel Richie, who popped in to see her in action.

Special thanks to gossip-lovin' Carolyn & Micky for waiting in line to meet her, then sharing the photo and the scoop.

Although Ashlee Simpson admires her big sister, Jessica, she doesn't want to follow in her footsteps in the love department.

"If you fall in love with somebody, you fall in love with somebody, but I would really like to not like a celebrity," the pop tart -- who has dated Ryan Cabrera and reportedly Wilmer Valderrama -- said in a recent interview with the AP.

Of course Ashlee is referring to Jessica's marriage to Nick Lachey, which has been front-page fodder for months. They have reportedly split, though their handlers keep denying it.

I actually chit-chatted with Ashlee recently too. Here, she dishes to me about lip-syncing, her love life, zits ‑- and of course Jessica. So like totally check it out, man (giggle, giggle).

I don't know about you guys, but I stopped prank calling people in high school. That's when those silly "Is your refrigerator running?" gags lost their appeal. But Paris Hilton apparently never grew out of childhood antics because she's reportedly been pranking former BFF Nicole Richie.

"Nicole has been getting phony phone calls very late at night, practically every night, and she suspects the culprit is her ex-best friend," reports the new of In Touch. "Nicole doesn't have proof, but she's almost sure it's Paris," a Nic pal told the mag.

You'd think Paris wouldn't even have the time in her busy schedule to make these calls. I mean, between stealing boyfriends, wrecking cars and spending daddy's money, you'd think princess Paris would already have logged a full day.

Meanwhile, Page Six reports that the real reason Paris never returned her 24-carat engagement ring to Paris Latsis is because it's fake! Paris reportedly bought the ring for herself -- it's cubic zirconia. The ring Paris L. gave her was much smaller. The rumor got started when she lied to Us Weekly about the ring and the story took on a life of its own.

Hey, Baby: On Wednesday, Conan O'Brien and his wife, Liza Powel O'Brien, welcomed their first son, Beckett. The baby weighed in at 8 pounds. and 4 ounces. They already have a daughter named Neve, who was born in 2003. Congrats!

Disengagement: Wacky actress Bai Ling reportedly told Chinese reporters that she was engaged to Nick Carter. However, they are now both denying it. To the reporters' credit, I can't understand a damn thing she says either.

Canceled: Three TV shows have been axed by the networks: 7th Heaven, Kitchen Confidential and the critically acclaimed Arrested Development. Heaven will run through May; the other two will air 13 episodes this season, then pull the plug.

Legal News: Vincent "Big Pussy" Pastore didn't get away with that domestic violence rap just yet. The star was told Thursday to wait two weeks before officially pleading guilty to attempting to assault his ex-girlfriend last spring.

Pulled: 50 Cent's new movie, Get Rich or Die Tryin', was pulled by the Loews theater chain after a man was shot to death in the lobby of a Pittsburgh area theater.

Still Kickin': Here's Elizabeth Taylor at the BAFTA LA Brittania Awards.

Casting News: Scarlett Johansson is in talks to star in movie version of the best-selling book The Nanny Diaries. She would play Nanny. Perhaps she should consult Jude Law's former nanny for advice?

The People's Choice nominations were announced yesterday. Here they are:

Female movie star: Sandra Bullock, Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman

Male movie star: Nicolas Cage, Johnny Depp, Samuel L. Jackson

Leading lady: Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon, Renee Zellwegger

Leading man: Jamie Foxx, Brad Pitt, Adam Sandler

Female action star: Jennifer Garner, Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta-Jones

Male action star: Matthew McConaughey, Brad Pitt, The Rock

On-screen match-up: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in Mr. and Mrs. Smith; Chris Rock and Adam Sandler in The Longest Yard; Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers

Female performer: Kelly Clarkson, Faith Hill, Gwen Stefani

Male performer: Toby Keith, Tim McGraw, Usher

Group: Black Eyed Peas, Destiny's Child, Green Day

New TV comedy: Everybody Hates Chris, How I Met Your Mother, My Name is Earl

New TV drama: Commander in Chief, Criminal Minds, Prison Break

TV comedy: Everybody Loves Raymond, That '70s Show, The Simpsons

TV drama: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Desperate Housewives, Law & Order: SVU

Reality show competition: American Idol, Fear Factor, Survivor

Reality show other: Extreme Makeover, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Supernanny

Late-night talk show host: Jay Leno, David Letterman, Conan O'Brien

Daytime talk show host: Ellen DeGeneres, Regis Philbin & Kelly Ripa, Oprah Winfrey

Female TV star: Jennifer Garner, Teri Hatcher, Jennifer Love Hewitt

Male TV star: Ray Romano, Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland

Funny female star: Drew Barrymore, Ellen DeGeneres, Queen Latifah

Funny male star: Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Will Smith

You can vote for the winners at http://www.pcavote.com. The show airs January 10.

Dennis Rodman has always been a big fan of playing dress up. Remember when he wore that wedding gown to a press event? He made one ugly bride. Well, yesterday he got gussied up again for another event -- the launch of his new book, I Should Be Dead By Now. You know the one I'm talking about -- I told you that he tries to humiliate Carmen Electra in it. Anyway, here are pics of his most recent one-man masquerade ball.

He kinda looks like Beetle Juice, right?

Kevin Federline is spending Britney's money so fast and furiously that the pop tart is releasing a "surprise" album in two weeks to bring home some cashola.

According to the Star, Brit's album, B in the Mix: The Remixes, contains all old Britney songs which have been remixed by DJs, and one new track called "And Then We Kiss." Next year, Britney will return to the studio to cut an original album.

I hate all the greatest hits and remix albums these young stars are putting out. I feel like it's such a rip-off. But we all know Kevin's attempt at making music isn't going to cut it. Brit has to provide for little Sean Preston somehow.

Christy Turlington's bump is getting much bigger. Here are pics of Mrs. Ed Burns hailing a cab in NYC. Of course the former supermodel is looking fabulous.

For more on Christy's pregnancy -- like the baby's sex and how her 2-year-old feels about a sibling -- check out our Celebrity Baby Tracker.

When Billy Bush interviewed Jessica Simpson over the weekend about her new clothing line, all the personal questions he asked were shot down by her handlers. Quite unusual for someone who is in a happy marriage and has nothing to hide, no? The footage made it into Access Hollywood the other night, but Billy blogs about the run-in with Jess and, later, her father. Here's an excerpt:

On the drive home, I received an e-mail from her father blasting me for being "untruthful" and breaking a deal he made with our producers.... I responded to him with this, and he then fired back that "your actions speak to my character." My response, this time, was quite stern in defense of my character, and I noted his "tremendous financial interest in your daughter's marriage - as a PUBLIC enterprise."

Meow!

There's a rapist on the loose in NYC being called the "fireman fiend." He dressed up as a firefighter on Halloween, then attacked a woman in this whole elaborate plot. Anyway, the psychopath is apparently also obsessed with Kate Moss, having penned an article called "Stalking Kate." Like Kate doesn't already have enough problems.

Not only does Paris Hilton's richy-rich boyfriend have a lack of social conscience, but he also lacks driving skills. Check out this video clip of a reportedly drunk Stavros Niarchos smashing up his girlfriend's Bentley -- then getting pulled over by the fuzz.

And for you Laguna Beach fans, Talan Torriero makes a surprise guest appearance in the video. Why is he friends with them?

Sheryl Crow has got to be kidding.

In a recent interview with the AP, she goes off on media outlets that cover celebrities, saying that they're only interested in seeing a couple break up rather than report on them being happy.

"When [Lance and I] were rumored to have split, and when our publicists called these magazines to say we haven't split, the magazines were all so disappointed because that's really what's selling, rooting for a couple and then they split," she said. "That's what sells the magazines."

Sheryl said that the negativity used to just come from tabloids, but it's since spread into the mainstream press.

"There's so much harshness in the world now, there are so many hard edges," she griped. "I cannot pick up a magazine or really even for that matter a newspaper without some kind of nasty editorial comment that just offends me. Why can't we just report things the way they are or see things for the good in them? ... It's an insidious energy."

That's her opinion and that's fine, but this is what made me nearly fall over: Sheryl then said that she tries to keep her relationship as private as possible.

"Our life is somewhat out there, but we protect it pretty heavily," she said.

Huh? This from the woman who mentioned her boyfriend at least five times during her recent concert and had him come onstage to give her a kiss? The woman who just put her relationship on display, cohosting Saturday Night Live with him and doing sketches about their private life? She talks about him constantly. And he talks about her. They appeared together on Oprah. They even exposed their "private" life on the TLC show Overhaulin.

My problem with celebrities is that they want fame on their own terms. Don't flaunt your boyfriend in public if you aren't ready for public opinion.

Is Halle Berry fruitful and ready to multiply?

According to reports, the Oscar-winning actress is either pregnant -- or trying to become a mommy.

Either way, the babymaking is said to be taking place/have taken place with the gorgeous Michael Ealy, who Halle has been dating on the sly since 2004. Michael, who reportedly just moved into Halle's Hollywood Hills home (say that three times fast), is a leap up from the losers the actress has been involved with before: sex addict Eric Benet, abusive former baseball player David Justice and Wesley Snipes, who may or may not have caused Halle to go deaf in one ear by hitting her.

Halle's spokesperson isn't talking, but earlier this year the 39-year-old actress told Oprah that she wants to have a baby when she's 40: "If there's no serious man, whoever I'm dating at the time, I'll say, 'Hey, would you like to have a baby? I'll sign a paper that will say I won't ask you for one red cent.'"

Check out our Celebrity Baby Tracker for the scoop on the Hollywood baby boom:

Pierce Brosnan is finally talking about his infamous spat with Teri Hatcher that happened on the Tomorrow Never Dies set. According to the actor, he never raised his hand to her, but he did take issue with her frequent lateness to the set.

“The Teri Hatcher incident was blown out of proportion," says the former Bond, James Bond. "She was late to the set because she was newly pregnant. I did not know that until the end of the day. She didn't slap me. I didn't slap her. I was vexed because I had a call time of 6 or 7am, and we didn't do any work until three or four in the afternoon. No one told me her situation until afterwards. By that time I'd already shot my mouth off and cussed and moaned and groaned. That's all it was, a storm in a teacup.”

Perhaps Pierce was just bummed that Teri was hired over Monica Bellucci. "[Monica] screen-tested to be a Bond girl a while back and the fools said no," Pierce griped. "Teri Hatcher stole the day instead."

You know what today is, right? Today's the day Us comes out. So you'll hear more from me later...

50 Cent and his enormous G-Unit posse were spotted last night at the Loews Kips Bay movie theater in the Murray Hill area of NYC, where Get Rich or Die Tryin' was screening. "A dead giveaway that he was there? Lots of big, customized G-Unit SUVs parked outside," says our spy... Jessica Simpson and the Olsens at last night's ACE awards.... Morgan Freeman, decked out in some serious cowboy gear, walking down the street -- all by himself -- in midtown Manhattan... A chatty Ben Affleck getting coffee at Starbucks on Robertson and Beverly Blvd. yesterday. (That's right near the scene of Lindsay Lohan's last car accident.) He was wearing a gray hoodie with a workout suit over it and sneakers. He'll really need his caffeine fix when his baby comes.

PS: Check out Ben & Matt, Oprah & Gayle, Jennifer & Courteney in our new Celebrity Best Friends photo album.

One of the Desperate Housewives stars was a naughty boy.

Page Kennedy, who plays the fugitive chained up in Betty Applewhite's (Alfre Woodard, pictured) basement, was fired from the show on Friday for "improper conduct." Wanna know what that means? So do I. But ABC ain't talking. However, a source close to the show said that the misconduct does not involve another cast member.

Damn, I was thinking that maybe he and Jesse Metcalfe got busted doing something... kinky. Then, to protect the remaining morsels of Jesse's straight guy rep, he accused Page of manhandling him. Wait -- doesn't this sound like a good storyline for the show? They sure could use something -- they've been getting panned this season.

Page's character, Caleb, was just introduced in the Oct. 23 episode, so the show has to recast the role. Page's last appearance will be Sunday. The actor supposedly passed up numerous jobs for his role on Housewives, including parts on Barber Shop, Love, Inc. and Rebecca Romijn's untitled upcoming series.

Well, this is one way to deflect attention from Nicollette Sheridan's scandal: The star reportedly dumped her fiance for a convicted drug dealer.

Update: Apparently Page was fired for a flashing people on the DH set. Fabulous.

Okay, I'm officially starting to feel bad for Jennifer Aniston. In the last few days I've watched Larry King, Diane Sawyer and even David Letterman pry into her love life, asking questions about Brad, the divorce and new love Vince. To her credit, Jen has stood her own, deflecting their inquiries with a smile or laugh or even eye roll.

But it must be so annoying.

The fact that people are trying to get her to talk about Vince is the most troubling. Why should she? After the media frenzy that occurred when she and Brad split, she doesn't owe anybody anything. Every sweet thing that she ever said about her husband was suddenly thrown back in her face. Why start the cycle all over again with a new guy?

Diane's interview with Jen -- the first part, the second half is tomorrow morning -- was probably the most intrusive. Here are some highlights:

On Brad: "Do I talk to Brad? Yes, we do, I do. That's very peaceful. It's a really peaceful thing. That's another thing... people want it to be this war and this mean, terrible, shallow thing that's just playing like some soap opera or story line, and it's just not. So, yeah, pleasant, done."

On whether she feels she "wasted years" being married to him: "Thank God, no. I haven't lost a child to war. I haven't lost my house in a natural disaster. Hearts mend."

On how she's staying strong and moving on: "I will not let myself down like that. I have a lot of amazing women, you know, women in my life who have been an example for me of what not to do. So, and I also know what feels good, and it doesn't feel good to harbor anger and resentment."

On Vince: "Next question, Miss Sawyer." Diane pressed, citing photos of them together. "Pictures are pictures," Jen replied. "He is my friend." Diane refused to give up, saying, "That's all we're allowed to know?" Annoyed, Jen answered: "Good God."

Good God is right.

Monica Potter can keep a secret!

Over three months after the former Boston Legal star gave birth, she's finally confirming that she has a new daughter. The baby's name is Molly Brigid Allison and she joined the family on August 3.

According to People.com, Monica also apparently wed Molly's father, Daniel Christopher Allison, who is a surgeon at USC County Hospital. In the spring, when she announced a baby was on the way, they were just engaged. People refers to him as Monica's husband.

Molly joins two big brothers, who were from Monica's first marriage to Tom Potter.

For more on Monica's pregnancy and her nicely named child, check out her page in our Baby Tracker Graduates.

Keep up with the Hollywood baby boom with our Celebrity Baby Tracker.

When Kirstie Alley started on her weight-loss kick, she vowed never to reveal how much she weighed when she was at her biggest. Well, she changed her mind for Oprah. Yesterday, during her appearance on O's show, she confessed that she had weighed 219 pounds. To date, she has dropped 55 of those lbs., and she plans to lose another 25-30 more.

Gotta give the gal props. She said she was going to do it and she's doing it. I must admit I had my doubts -- she seemed to be enjoying the "fat actress" thing too much. The extra pounds sure gave her a career boost.

This whole thing makes me want to find out the best way I can drop some poundage. Either that or eat a whole bag of those mini Reese's Cups.

Tom Cruise has channeled his inner Donald Trump: He told his sister/publicist Lee Anne DeVette that she's fired.

Tom gave his big sis Lee Anne DeVette the heave-ho after a string of bad press this year, which includes his couch jumping on Oprah, public attack of Brooke Shields and all his Scientology talk.

According to one report, Tom has really lost his likeability factor in the last year. The one-time Top Gun has gone from the 11th most-liked celebrity to No. 197, where freaky Pauly Shore is ranked.

Lee Anne, who has no clients other than Tom and his bride-to-be Katie Holmes, is said to be taking over Tom's "charitable endeavors." Celebrity mouthpiece Paul Bloch, co-chairman for publicity firm Rogers & Cowan, will be Tom's new mouthpiece.

Two words, fella: Good luck!

Jennifer Garner looks like she's going to combust. Still no baby Affleck.

I finally have something nice to say about Sienna Miller. Don't be shocked. I don't hate the girl, it just annoys me that she's famous for her love life-- not her work.

Last night, I saw her upcoming movie Casanova, which costars Heath Ledger and supporting actors Oliver Platt and Lena Olin. I was anticipating another Shakespeare in Love-type period piece that would put me to sleep, but it's actually a really funny movie. (Heath Ledger's mumbling notwithstanding.) Oliver really stole the show. And you can't take your eyes off the costumes.

It was nice to see See actually acting for once. And don't say she acted in Alfie -- the removal of one's clothing is not considered acting to me. (Unless you're Jake Gyllenhaal in Jarhead. Now that takes talent.) I don't think Sienna's going to win an Oscar for her performance -- "She has one expression," my sister pointed out -- but she's on her way to building an acting career. She just needs to focus on acting a bit more than, say, Leonardo DiCaprio or the nanny penetrator.

I may consider seeing Factory Girl after all.

So Wilmer Valderrama is like one of the "It" party boys in Hollywood right now. He's always where the party's at. And girls go crazy over him for some reason -- despite the cheesy pickup lines he reportedly uses. Ashton Kutcher's buddy is so hot that he's dated Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore and about a billion other starlets. So what's a night in the life of Wilmer like? Here's the inside dish...

It was Halloween the night our snitch saw him, and he had his own little bash planned that night at Caesars in Las Vegas. But first, it was dinner at Spago (tres trendy!) with his posse, which consisted of his close friends and their guests. (There were about 15 people in all.) His group was dressed as '20s gangsters in suits, gangsta hats and a rat-a-tat-tat guns.

After din-din, the owner of Pure nightclub, where they were going that night, came over to his table and whisked the group away through the casino to the club. Of course the group bypassed all the lines and were brought directly to the VIP area. Then it was dancing and drinks galore. Wil was hosting the party, so he would chill with the DJ and then get on mic now and then to pump up the crowd. He also judged the costume contest. People took pictures of him nonstop -- "it was flashbulbs, flashbulbs, flashbulbs."

During the party, Wil's costar Danny Masterson showed up with his skanky girlfriend -- and Paris Hilton pal -- Bijou Phillips. Hate her. No Ashton -- his curfew is about 11pm these days with the kids and all.

After that, it was all about the private parties, which were too hush-hush for me to even write about. So I'll stop right here.

Kate Hudson is a skinny bitch, but she isn't anorexic.

Goldie's daughter gave her lawyers the okay to sue several publications for running photos which she says falsely imply she has an eating disorder.

The photos "suggested that she had an eating disorder that was so grave and serious that she was wasting away, to the extreme concern of her mother and family," her lawyers said.

One of the publication being called out is National Enquirer, which recently ran an article called "Goldie tells Kate: Eat Something! And She Listens!"

If Kate doesn't get a payout from the mags, she'll see them in court next year... if she can keep her nourishment up until then.

Gwen is blowing off Madonna's accusations that she's a copycat.

Last week Madge showed her claws, saying Gwen "ripped me off. We work with the same people, she married a Brit, she's got long hair and she likes fashion."

Whatever, replied Gwen, who says Madonna has inspired a lot of people, but that doesn't mean she's copying her. "Some people say that I copy her," said Gwen. "But show me one girl my age who was not influenced by her."

Madonna should be flattered. Besides, I doubt many people will be copying her current transvestite disco look. Ole girl is too skinny... and what the hell is going on with her hair?

Yoko Ono apologized to crybaby Paul McCartney for hurting his feelings when she said his music sucked. Those two have been feuding forever. Why don't they just... let it be?

Courteney Cox and David Arquette sent little old me some flowers. Daisies. Pretty, right? I didn't realize we were friends. We aren't. They have a new show coming out called Daisy Does America. They want me to plug it.

I hope they're happy.

I actually have a David Arquette story. One summer during college I lived in Spain, where I tried -- unsuccessfully -- to learn Spanish. (No hablo español.) David and his band -- Ear 2000 -- were touring Europe and happened to be in Madrid, so we went to check out his band at a place called Chesterfield Cafe.

Now to set this up, this was just after Scream came out and David had recently started dating Courteney. But he was by no means a big star, especially in Europe. In fact, no one had really heard of him, so no one was there. Just us. We had seats about a foot from the stage. I was so close he was sweating on me as he ran around the small stage in a bizarre jester costume. It was green. There were bells involved. It was fabulous.

Anyway, like I said, no one knew him. So David and the gang were psyched to see Americans and we partied down with them after the show. Nothing crazy -- not like the strip club with the soap stars -- just chillin', talking, drinking mucho cerveza. (See, I did learn some Spanish.) He and his boys couldn't have been nicer. I remember thinking that David wasn't stuck on himself at all -- and he was dating a Friend! Also of note, his bandmates stayed out really late with us, but David made an earlish exit. I remembering thinking that he was probably going to call Court. Aww!

Let me dig up the photos and I'll share. You'll definitely get a laugh.

Update: After beating down some serious dust bunnies, I found my photo album! Here I am with my pal Kathy (the blondie) below. I know I look goofy, but David definitely outdoes me with his leopard pants, etc. So enjoy a laugh at our expense... S.

Who cares, right? We all get drunk. Very true. But there's something quite amusing about watching Jessica's little sister, who turned 21 last month, get so wasted that she climbs on a counter at McDonalds.

Slurring. Cussing. Talking smack. Priceless!

Ring Watch: Grab your scorecards! Charlie Sheen has been seen wearing his wedding ring, so it's a pretty good bet Denise Richards is sweet on him again. Last night on Craig Ferguson, Charlie held up his hand, pointed to his ring and said, "That's a pretty good indication."

Engaged: The O.C.'s Tate Donovan, who has dated Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock, recently got engaged to Corinne Kingsbury.

Denied: Gisele Bundchen's mouthpiece denies that the supermodel is showing off her Victoria's Secret lingerie to surfer Kelly Slater, who used to dated Pam Anderson. In fact, the rep says Leo and Gisele's careers are to blame for their split: "He lives on the West Coast. She lives in New York." Interesting. They've been dating for about five years. How come this is suddenly a factor? Besides, Leo has residences on both coasts. Sounds like BS to me.

I'm going to stick to blaming Sienna -- cause girl gets on my last nerve.

Starlet Diss: Sarah Michelle Gellar (a.k.a. Buffy) thinks that the current crop of Hollywood starlets suck. "Nowadays, women are famous for the way they wear their hair. Or designers they wear. Or who they date." For the record: Her hair was up. She was wearing Donna Karan. And she's married to Freddie Prinze Jr.

Photo of the Day: It's a bird, it's a plane... it's Disco Woman! Madonna seems to think she's a superhero or something. Ali G thinks she's a transvestite.

Kristin Scott Thomas, who starred in the English Patient and the Horse Whisperer, has passionate affairs on-screen -- and off.

After 18 years of being married to an obstetrician, the father of her three children, she's taken up with British actor Tobias Menzies, who appears in the HBO series Rome. They met a few years ago when they costarred together in a play.

Don't think that Tom and Nicole are like Bruce and Demi. Apparently Nic is devastated that her ex-hubby and his child bride bride-to-be are expecting a baby. Jeannette Walls reports that Nicole, who is in constant contact with the father of her two children, found out the news on TV and was hurt.

"She went shopping immediately after hearing the news to try and take her mind off it," said a source, "but that just made things worse. She says people pointed at her, and everyone was whispering as soon as she turned her back. She's taking it very hard."

Oh, Nicole -- don't fret. It's nothing that a little Prada, Gucci -- or makeout session with a rapper -- shouldn't be able to cure.

Sienna Miller can't keep herself out of the news, which is probably her evil plan.

When Page Six reported that Leo and Gisele split, they suggested that a third party could have been to blame. Well, guess who's being named as the third party? That's right, folks: little See-See.

According to reports, Leo and Sienna recently hooked up –- in NY or L.A., depending on who's telling the story. "Gisele was tired of Leo and all his screwing around," said a well-informed source. So she kicked him to the curb.

Sienna was been hanging around New York a lot lately, showing off her new 'do -- which people either love or hate. (For the record, Elizabeth Hurley hates it.) But days ago she returned to London, so the whole Leo thing is going to be on the back burner for now. And to make things even more complicated, just yesterday See was seen having lunch with her nanny-penetrating ex.

I guess this means Ethan Hawke ain't got a shot in hell.

In Hollywood, incest is best.

I laughed so hard when I read that TomKat recently did a duet at a Scientology party. Their behavior is getting stranger by the minute. I feel like a spaceship is going to land in their front yard one of these days and just take them both away.

Anyway, about the bash... The $350-a-plate din-din took place in jolly ol' England. At one point during the night, fellow Scientologist Isaac Hayes (can you believe he's crossed over?) called TomKat onstage to sing with the band. Their songs of choice? "Mustang Sally" and "Old Time Rock and Roll," which Tom famously lip-synced in his underwear in 1983's Risky Business... back when Katie was five years old.

According to Us, Mama Britney's having a tough time balancing her baby with her party-lovin' husband, Kevin. While Brit brought the baby to Louisiana for a visit with her mother, Kevin stayed in L.A. and went out partying every night. Shar Jackson, who Kev famously dumped for Brit when Shar was seven months pregnant with his kid, says Britney should have seen this coming: "C'mon, kiddo, did you think things were going to be different?" As for whether Kev was a good dad, Shar added: "Kevin was there for [our first child] Kori every single day of her life -- until I told him to go out and get a job."
Speaking of Brit, relationship troubles aside, her body just keeps getting better and better. In Britney's Hot Post-Baby Bod, a fitness expert for the stars explains how the pop tart reclaimed her body.

From my gosse posse...

"Nicole Kidman and [new James Bond] Daniel Craig are working on the sci-fi film The Visiting, which is filming in Washington, DC, and Baltimore through December. Last week they were filming in Bolton Hill, and I saw Nicole Kidman on the set. They were shooting a scene and [in between takes] she was hanging out in her limo. She got out for a minute, and then back in. It was pretty exciting." ... "I walked out of the Columbus Square subway in NYC and came upon Jon Bon Jovi and the band filming a video in the circle."

Have you seen a celebrity? Tell me all about it.

Remember how Britney laughed at Kevin's music? Now you can laugh too...

Oh, snap! Brad Pitt's had it with the paparazzi.

Brad called the police on Sunday night after he saw a shutterbug trying to take pictures through the living room window of his Malibu home. (He's on hiatus from his latest movie, which is filming in Canada, until later this month.)

At about 7:30pm -- after spending the day on the beach with gal pal Angelina Jolie and her two kiddies -- Brad spotted the photog lurking outside his house. When the guy realized Brad saw him, he ran off, and Brad called the police.

"This just goes to show how low the paparazzi will go trying to get a photo," Brad's mouthpiece said. "If they break the law, they will be arrested. This one got away but the next one won't."

Here are some pics from Brad and Angie's day at the beach. Of note, this is the first photo in which they are actually touching each other. Brad has his hand on her shoulder.

Here's a development on Jason Bateman: The TV star underwent throat surgery on Tuesday to have a benign polyp removed. After the op, his publicist said he was doing well. Arrested Development will take a breather for a few weeks until he's better. But don't worry, show fans -– new episodes will air through November.

Though Jessica Simpson couldn't figure out if Chicken of the Sea was tuna or poultry, the brilliant academic says that if she wasn't an entertainer she'd be a therapist.

"I respect knowledge of the psyche," Jess tells Teen People in their December issue. Jess goes on to talk about how the pressure of fame and rumors about her marriage forced her to start seeing a therapist.

"It gets to the point where it's so frustrating that you just want to get away," Jess says of the media attention. "I almost flipped my Range Rover trying to get away from the paparazzi last week, and it made me so heated."

Poor thing. As for her marriage? "Hopefully mine and Nick's story will continue for the rest of our lives, like what we vowed, through sickness and in health."

Hopefully? Now that sounds promising.

Lindsay Lohan is supping on Cameron Diaz's leftovers.

According to the New York Daily News, Lindsay and Jared Leto have been quietly dating, and they are now ready to fess up to it.

On Saturday night, Jared skipped the Audioslave after-party to meet Lindsay at Bungalow 8 in NYC (his ex Ashley Olsen joined them) to celebrate the success of Lindsay's new single, "Confessions of a Broken Heart."

I'm sure they'll live happily ever after together... until next week some time.

Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger have a new daughter. The former Dawson's Creek star reportedly gave birth in Brooklyn, NY, where they recently purchased a $2 million home. The baby's name? Matilda, an apparent nod to Heath's homeland, Australia. (Its unofficial national song is "Waltzing Matilda.")

According to our Baby Name Finder, Matilda, which is of Germanic origin, means "one who is fierce in battle." Nicknames are Mat, Matti, Matty, Maud, Tillie and Tilly.

Celebrity Baby Name Scale: On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being a nice, normal baby name and 10 being something ridic), I'm giving Matilda a 7. It reminds me of an old woman -- an old wrinkly woman with a wart on the end of her nose. Still, it's better than Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson), Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (daughter of the late Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence) or Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (son of Bono).

For more on Michelle's pregnancy, check out our Celebrity Baby Tracker.

It's no secret that I want Kimberly Stewart eliminated from planet Hollywood.

Gone. Deleted. Erased.

She doesn't do anything, so she doesn't deserve any attention. I can't figure out why she gets it. In the Nov. 7 issue of OK!, she and her half sister, Ruby Stewart, have a six-page spread. Here are some of the moronic things that my nemesis said:

When did you first get the "It" girl tag, Kim?
Kimberly: Oh, it's embarrassing!
What does it mean?
Kimberly: I guess it means that you go to the right parties, have the right friends and wear the right clothes. It's very superficial. And kind of embarrassing.

You're not [materialistic]?
Kimberly: I love to shop, and I love clothes, so I'm not going to say I don't love all that stuff. But I don't shop every day... My dad built me and Ruby and my brother Michael a 7,000-square-foot house on [his] property. Not bad, right? Just a small little house!

Okay, let's clear up some rumors and stories we've got about you, Kimberly. First of all -- the signed breast implants. Did you really give them to Jack Osbourne [after you had them removed]?
Kimberly: It's very true. I signed them, framed them, I gave them to Jack! ... He asked me for them, and I said, "Okay, maybe. If you're lucky!" And then I followed through with it.

Did you really say that Jen Aniston was homely and send flowers to apologize?
Kimberly: Yes, unfortunately I did say that, and I did send her flowers and a personal note. This experience taught me a huge lesson. Before the official interview started, a bunch of us were sitting around and I made a thoughtless comment that got printed.I now realize that something so small, that you may not have given much thought to, can be magnified when you are in the public eye and affect others.

The lesson she learned wasn't to stop saying mean things about people? And OK! is on my list for asking her these ridiculous questions. She's not even an "It" girl. What are they talking about? Who writes this drivel?

It's almost as bad as the opening line of their article on Demi and Ashton's wedding (which they paid $3 million for): "We've hoped and dreamed of seeing Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher walk down the aisle. On Sept. 24., we got our wish."

I don't know who they know, but nobody I know -- and I mean nobody -- "hoped" or "dreamed" of seeing Ashton and Demi get married.

Give. Me. A. Break. People.

According to Page Six, Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen, who have dated for years and were reportedly engaged, have called it quits for good. The Six sleuths haven't found out why the couple split, but "expect to hear about a third party."

Sharon Osbourne is Madonna's biggest f%#@ing fan ever. Not. Ozzy's wife recently went off on the kabbalah devotee, saying she'd like to "punch her."

"She is so full of [bleep]," Sharon reportedly told the British GQ. "She's into kabbalah one minute, she's a Catholic the next. She'll be a Hindu soon, no doubt."

Sharon -- she of the new DD breasts -- also talked trash on stars who've gone under the knife. "Melanie Griffith has destroyed herself," said Sharon. "She was this lovely, fresh, blonde Californian girl, and now she's just grotesque -- it's so sad." And regarding Michael Douglas: "Now that's another terrible face job. Christ. Poor old [bleep -- rhymes with 'swat']."

Classy.