Get Jessica Simpson a Date
Okay, so Nick and Jessica are done. That's old news. The latest scoop is that they didn't have a prenup, so things are gonna get a little nasty. Jess made $35 mill last year -- and in California you have to split all the martial assets 50-50 -- so she is going to be paying big for the split.
But all that is just side dish. I think what people are waiting for now is to see who Jessica hooks up with first. (You know Nick is going for the strippers and college chicks. No big surprise -- that's been his game for the last year.) So let's play matchmaker for Jess. Which celebrity do you think she should hook with? She's been linked to Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera, so you can see the type she's after as of late. She's hot for the bad boy with the whole grunge thing happening.
Post your picks for Jessica's new honey below, and I'll add some pictures of your suggestions as we go.






Oh what the heck, what about Jude Law?
I think Jessica should be single for a while. She should show everyone she can be happy without a man! What a good role model for young single women she could be!
how about Richie Sambora?
Colin Farrell?
I was told that R.Kelly had already made a proposal to Jessica.
Good Hook ^. How's Tom Cruise leaving what's her name,,, To be with Jessica, Or if that goes bad how about huu huu Me.
How about a backup dancer with a babymamma?
Go back to Nick you know you want to.
How about she disappear for a while? I am so sick of her already.
The girl is highyly irratating. If we are lucky she runs off into the sunset with someone out of the public eye and keeps herself out of it as well... I am so sick of her.. and please people, before you accuse me of being jelous, lets just remember the girl is cerebally damaged.
1st things 1st... she isnt evev pretty... ashlee's so much prettier nd cuter!!
anyways... how bout ashton?? ugly and ugle, haha!!
Kevin Federline!
George Stults as in Kevin Kinkirk on 7th Heaven.
Match made in Heaven!
go back to your husband jess!! and if not then what the heck,,Brad pitt,,do what angelina did to jen...
Michael Jackson
She's really a man and he's questionable.
anyways, my other matches::::
DONALD TRUMP!!! XD
MR BEAN!!!!!! ROFLMAO
WoW hess can hav anyone WOOOOOOW she is hoot hoot hoot ;)
WHO CARES! i know a dozen chicks that are better lookin than her.everybody drools about her cause shes in the spotlight
what about she hooks up with a woman? kimberly stewart or paris? or both!
Lance Armstrong
I DONT KNOW ABOUT JESS AND NICK, BUT SHOSHOT ENTERTAINMENT IS HOT!! YOU CAN SEE THEM PERFORM AT ANNA MAES, AND TOM CATZ IN DALLAS, TEXAS :)......THE HOOD NIGGAZ COMING :)!!!
Yehhhhhhhhhhhhh...Kool O_o
I total aggree, DONALD TRUMP!!!
She is fool to let Nick out of her life !!! She can't do anything without her mom, her mom need to move in with her
Soooo if i was rich id hav my mum wif me lol...nick was tit anyway. ow is she a fool u fool?!!
Jessica has above average looks, but look at Nick If he was at my Highschool is would of finished in the bottom percentage of looks. And if Jessica gets re-married think of the money MTV would offer her to do a new Newly Weds............5 to 10 million an eposide..... I'd watch it If H.B.O. put out an uncut verision... ya know Jessica in the shower sceen.
Jess follow your heart and do what is best.
nick is a retard... she shouldn't have had done that to her.... he's probably going to go out with some no name 18 year old slut.... jessica can have anybody she wants and i hope she's happy.... but jess is getting screwed here becuase she has to pay half of what she made while married to that idiot.... she's worth something like 50 million while that moron is worth a measly 5 mill....
Nick and Jessica are not broken up.
jessica simpson could try and remain single for a while and see the errors of her ways with nick (talentless, clueless, completely disposable). Then, do what most US stars have done with success (and me for that matter!): find gorgeous and clever British husband who will bring her back down to earth!
Maybe she'll become "mysteriously" pregnant with Tom's second biological baby. He probably has a rolladex of all the single 20-somethings in Hollywood.
She should go out with ME
Justin Timberlake...
or... better yet... Kanye West
Brad Pitt, totally. Let Angelina feel the pain for once. But perhaps that would be too beautiful of a couple...?
Everyone would be with her men or women, but Kanye who said that, anyways she should give going with a sports star hmm...............lets see Ron Artest maybe lol.........Maybe Peyton Manning who cares if he's married that would be a grat match..........Or how abut a Good Lawyer...............
Me.. Come to me. I have the same name. & I will not be jealous of your success.
my boobs are bigger than hers!!!!
She'll appear on Playboy , just like all
other talentless actresses after a split.
Jamie Foxx!
jessica rawks n should have never married that non-talented nick lachey.she's so much more better than him. oh well, time for her to get a new guy, how about..... one of the guyz from westlife or backstreet boys.......... tht would be better 4 her oh well time 4 mua to go, chao
jessica is a hot babe dont get me wrong but jonny just is to hot for her and BAM he is wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy tttttooooooooooooo hottt 4 her i think she should just find some one whose not a celeb. but doesnt want her money !!!!!!
Jessica should totally have not wasted her hott body on some non talented freak lyk nick his so not popular nor talented she can do so much more better without him im sure 1 yr with him would certainly want her to take ma cuz out
Jess should hook up with some jock as dumb as she is. Who could live with her anyways? She might be a good lay, but that is just about it. Cant cook, cant clean, and about as smart as a child in kindergarden. Either someone is going to want her for her money or looks..not much more.
Stupid is... stupid does..
Hey Jess, where's your helmet?
I've been watching messages today who the hell put there number on line what an idiot. You think Jessica will actually read these message's WOW! Give you option to others reading. anyways PERFECT MATCH George Michael!
Jessica you are stupid!!! Nick you will be fine go one and get you some!!! Jess you got played he gets half of everything so who wins now! Get your dad out of your personal business and marriage and maybe a man will want you-- ur a fool you better not let nick go he is going to go on and be everywhere with everyone!!!
Nicholos Cage, Jim Carey, Jon Heder AKA (Napoleon Dynamite), Jim Cavzel, James Gandolfani, and last but not least Billy Bob Thorton.
she'll soon be with every guy in the buisness. i hope she disappears soon. wut a diva and annoying person in general
Well I think Jessica and her family are to blame for her split with Nick Lachey. She let stardom and the glamour life get to her head. She says she is a normal person, but she is over the top extravagant. Nick is simple and kick back. Don't get me wrong they were a cute couple. To bad that ship has sailed. So long Jessica - I was so sick of her fake smile.
Q. are you raelly in love with a guy like nick if I may just say He got a littie made at something so stuped like him and all men DO!!
Jared Leto...Bruce Willis...
me!
Jessica, ur hot stuff! ether get abck wiht nick u guys r 2 cute, ot move on n get a new hottie
I think Bam Margera
well i think if jessica and brad pitt hook up they will be the cutest couple.
i would love to seem them together that would be the best couple
Yoda
jess get back with nick your soul mates
Bam is too good for her.
Who really gives a crap anyway! Oh, and it looks like most of you should either go back to school or learn to use spell check. No wonder we have a president like Bush!
How about Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode?
He's a "real" bad boy compared to Knoxville
or Margera who is more like a Fonzie for the
21st century.
Hey Lauren... Ever hear about "spell check"?
How about Michael Jackson
Ron Jeramy
I think she should go out with neather because Bam is to rough for likes preppy and pretty that is and knoxville is married go back to nick jess
i would say she goes lesbian with PARIS HILTON!
How about the two IDIOTS! from Texas hook up Jessica Bush has a nice ring to it, or George W. Simpson either sound like a match made in IDIOTVille.
Micheal Jackson - that is a good one!
Drew Lachey
Eminem
Collin Farrell
George Clooney
Hugh Hefner
Dr. Phil's son!!!!!!
Simon cowell is perfect for her !!!!
I think she should hook up with her father, Papa Joe. he's obviously in love with her (the boob comment) and wants her all to himself. Hes the reason why they broke up, he never liked nick to begin with.
I think that Jessica is a strong person and if nick think that he's going to get that money without a fight he's wrong cause now the bitch in jess is going to come out 4-real, and she's going to show him she can do without a man.
I think she should hook up with someone older and richer....maybe George Clooney.
Let's see... she'll try a singing career...then try and find a record label CEO and marry him.
none of the guys in the whole would be better for her than NICK...
....!!!How about Eminem!!!
he already said... "nick i an't eva seen a ass like that"
you know wat they say oppisents attract
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NICK
NICK
NICK
NICK
NICK!!!!
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I think that if her and Nick are off and are going to be off for like ever then she should hook up with Bam Margera!
Grow up, get over yourself, & go back to Nick!
JESSICA SIMPSON AND NICK ARE STILL TOGETHER!!! THEY ARE NOT GET T I N G D=I=V=O=R=C=E=D!!!!!!!
NOBODY I THINK SHE SHOULD STAY WITH NICK!
Get back together with Nick..stay out of the linmelight for a while, and you'll see how perfect you two are for one another.....
GO BACK TO NICK........ TRUE LOVE WILL LAST AND U GUYS HAVE IT DON'T LET THE MEDIA AND FAMILY GET IN THE WAY TRUST ME ON THIS ONE
Get with your father already, he obviously is in love with you and wants you all to himself. He hated having Nick around, never was nice to the guy to begin with.
becky how do u know they are still together and not getting a divorce they anounced it to the news do u know something that we dont please share
are they getting an official divorce, or are they just in a seperation?
How about Jessica hooking up O.J. Simpson. No need to change last names.
He'll keep her in line. Her dad would be so proud.
i think she should get back together with nick
Jessica,
What about the vows you made to Nick before God and all the world. You just don't opt out of a divorce because of arguements, that's not an excuse. Infidelity is not an excuse either because we know that all men are polygamous by nature. You must fight to get Nick back because he is the husband that God gave to you. You will not have anybody as good as Nick againt. So get up wipe off your tears and go back to your husband because you too know very well that you are not innocent in this matter.
I would love to see her and Nick get back together, but I think it would be better for him to find someone who will treat him better. I feel he's the one hurt more in this break up.
for sure collin ferrel!!!!!!!!!! thats a dang cute couple!
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I think Jessica and Josh Duhamel should hook up. They would look lovely together.
JESSICA YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE NO OTHER MAN ON THIS EARTH IS GOING TO PUT UP WITH YOU THINKING CHICKEN OF THE SEA IS ACTUALLY CANNED CHICKEN INSTEAD OF TUNA. OH AND BY THE WAY MY LOVE... WERE YOU ON CRACK OR SHOULD I SAY TRIMSPA ON LAST NIGHTS AWARD SHOW BIG IN 05? BECAUSE YOU LOOKED A LITTLE GONE......LOL......BUT ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU !!!!
..........CHUCKY............
...........DIAMOND........
if that happens she'll get a bitch-slap from Fergie... I'd like to see that... he he he...
i think J.A should hook up with Nick Lacey and Jessica should try and destroy Brad & Angelina's absurd relationship and keep him all to herself... cheaters...
what goes around comes around...
I would agree with the others, she should hook up with kevinleech Federline, but Jessica is a bit too cute for him. She is too old for R.Kelly. How about Jack osbourne? Yeah she should hook up with someone uglier so there will be no chance of another chick going for her man. I would say she should just stick to a vibrater but she might think its a new tool to stir a drink :-/
I would love for her to get back with Nick but if she didn't I would say it
would have to be Fred Durst!
actually it wold be the entire Philadelphia Eagles in bed with no condoms, that would make a good front
page article. "Jessica Pregnant...with
one of thirty-two men!" JUST JOKING. I
would say please,please,please, go back to that hotty Nick.
TRISH..... she never left nick... they never broke up it was on the radio this morining and jess said it herself!!
She is too empty headed to think for herself ...so here is a suggestion,' go steal STRAVOS OR LATSIS. those two seems to love empty headed bimbos , so you'll just fit purrrfect !!
NICK DESERVES MORE THAN 50% OF ALL THEIR ASSETS.... BESIDES WITHOUT NICK, JESS WOULD HAVE NEVER MAKE ANYTHING... NOBODY KNOWS HER BEFORE NICK REMEMBER... PEOPLE ARE TOO BUSY WITH BRITNEY AND CHRISTINA.. PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW JESS EXIST...AND AS FOR GETTING A DATE.. JUST ASK YOUR PAPA JOE WHICH ONE IS RIGHT FOR YOU... BETTER YET WHY DONT YOU JUST GET HOOK UP WITH YOUR OWN DAD SINCE HE THINK YOU HAVE A GREAT BODY... SICKO!!!!
god how many times do i have 2 tell u ppl they havent splt up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I if Jessica Simpson needs a fan to talk to I will that is if she would call some of her fans. I need to ask a question how would you get your boyfriend to pay a lot more attention to you and tell you things. e-mail me at shansel@stu.389ks.org and I am 12 and a half.
i thin k she should hook up with someone not famous. my husband he just adores her.
jessica should hook up with some Oreo out there in texas he's waiting!!!!!!!!
I agree with Uncle Puma, remember the vows you made, remember what happened & what you said after the 9-11 incident. Fame & fortune has clouded your vision. I believe Nick is the one for you. In God's eyes he is your husband whether you divorce or find another man, it won't be honored by God and probably won't work out. God made laws for us to follow, you say you are a Christian, I believe you are. Prayer changes things, you all need to do that, but stay on your own for awhile, think , relax, regroup, and pray. I pray the two of them get back together. Everyone else GET A LIFE, that's why their split up now. Leave them Alone'
Jessica may have been a no body before Nick but she is THE MONEY MAKER!!! Screw the before, its all about the NOW and the FUTURE! Yes she is dumb but the fact that she CAN SING trumps her dumbness.
Nicoleari
Your saying she should stay in a marrage where he ignores her or looks at her like she stupid? (ok yeah she is)
If she wasnt getting the same affection from Nick like she did when they did get married or if she is extremely unhappy your saying she should just suck it up and stay in a loveless marrage? This isn't the fifties where a woman stayed in a loveless marrage just to avoid divorce. If Nick is willing to work on the marrage thats fine but seems like he doesnt. Also he was doing his thing too you know.
And for all those people who always sling around that saying "Get a life", you do know the price a person pays for becoming a celebrity is their personal business are and always will be media fodder. Why dont you get a life!
Jessica should get back with nick. he was probably the only guy who could stand her whiny ass. She'll learn the lesson too late, I'm sure. Stupid blonde.
WHY DON'T CELEBRITIES REMEMBER THAT MARRIAGE ISN'T ANOTHER GIG? IT'S FOREVER - INCLUDING THE TIMES YOU WANT TO PULL THE OTHER PERSON'S HAIR OUT!?!?
enough said --- go back to NICK
she should date george clooney
jessica should stay single , and stay out of the limelite for at least a year and re invent herself. take a break jess, we need a break from this girl. she is taking up too much media space
she's a lil' Ho....
o baby ill take her to my candy shop...litteraly ill show her all the chocolate and cake.
Keep it in the family Jess.
As freaky as your family is (all of you) save the people the hassle and bang your daddy!!!
That's what he wants anyway. Ever see a father admire and talk about their daughters bodies the way he does? Yuk!!!
Jessica (or who ever see's this let her know). I know a great guy He's 5'"11" 190 pounds brown hair green eyes, and already has 2 kids so we need not make anymore. Get with me Juiced6020@yahoo.com
I think she should date Papa Joe Simpson...
George Clooney and Jessica Simpson would make a great couple despite the age difference. She needs an older more mature man who can also help her with her movie career. I heard they have been seen flirting at a party recently shortly after her split with Nick.
how bout she drops off the face of the earth. an yes they are broken up they made it official or did u not see the lookon her face at the vh1 award. nick deserves better
how bout she drops off the face of the earth. an yes they are broken up they made it official or did u not see the lookon her face at the vh1 award. nick deserves better
Jessica- forget about who you should be with now because deep in your heart you know. You have the power and opportunity to share your message with the world. You did not begin this journey to end up with the image you are portraying now. Go back to your heart and God and use your image in a positive way. You can do it, do not fall like all the young starlits before you. They too were tempted and fell. Praise God and go back to your ministry. THAT WAS HIS PLAN.
I would love to see Jessica giving it to Paris with a strap-on
Jess and Nick should get back together, they are a hot couple.
Jessica's a party girl...so we're going to see a lot of "Jessica's new man!" pics in the gossip rags over the next few months...probably all "dangerous" guys like her "Jackass" pals. And maybe Cisco Adler, once Mischa's done with him.
Btw, I couldn't even understand some of the comments up here because the spelling/grammar was so bad. Frightening!
Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.
Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.
How about Jessica and herself? She is so stuck on herself so why not date herself?
Not really sure who she should date but I'm glad she's standing up for herself. Nick cheated and obviously didn't honor his vows. Nick just was a silly stupid man.... but smart enough not to have a prenup. Jessica should just be true to herself right now and enjoy being single and just dating!!!!
JeSS is Way prettier than ashlee simpson?!! Comon now that gurl looks like cookie monster with a face lift! Anyways i say P Diddy if they get hitched at least she'll know who made the band! Plus she could be his baby's mama!!!!!!!! Lord jesus what a sexy child!! lol
p.s. nick is FINE that'd be funny if he went out wit Ashlee Simpson!! Talk about Jerry springer! and then Nick is cheatn' on Aslee with Ciara him bow Wow the only ones that know if she got a dick or not!!!!
I think the best entries on here r Yoda & Chuckie. I think she should go out with Mike Dirnt of Green Day. Two talentless bleach blonds a match made in hell. Come 2 think of it, the slut from the "Holiday" music vid does look a little like Jess, lol. :p
P.S. Jess is prettier (I still hate her), Ashlee is totally a blond-goth wannabe, have u seen how much eyeliner she wears?
i personnaly think Jess and Nick should get back together. they were the perfect cute couple. but i do blame both for the marriage problems. JESS.... leave your dad outta your life. he's ruining it for you.
hey jess you go back to nick and work things out. i blame both of you also. and your dad needs to stay out of your life! and all you others that are saying things about her a lesbo need to stick a foot in your mouth! you must be gay or lesbo to then. jess ignore them and do what you feel god is asking of you. you are pretty and smart
Just my two weird cents. LOL
I think Jessica should go on a double date with her left and right boobs. LMAO
Seriously Jessica would be better off dating a nice down to earth man who is not in show business. This way her boyfriend could find the time to be with her and treat her like a treasure instead of a meal ticket,if you (Nick) know what I mean.
nick is a big loser and a jerk jessica please do'not give him anything he know;s hopeless he should hook up with lil.kim she will so abuse his talentless brokeless and i forgot you canot sing.big loser.
Ok Jess, you so know that you are supposed to be with Nick... Just do the right thing and just start from the beginning if you have too. You are not going to find a better man or a "perfect" man. Do not let your parents/family get in the way of you being happy...
P.S. If you are going to give up so easily or not going to work on the realtionship, then you will never have a happy relationship... JUST GET BACK WITH NICK!!!!!!
ME!
Sorry but I picture Jessica with Nick and him only. She would make a terrible couple with Knoxville or Margera eww..just picture that..she needs to get back with nick she'lle figure it out soon..and omg no not Jude Law! He's mine!
Jessica and JD Fortune!
Ok! Jessica is a Pretty person. She could Have anyone she wanted. And we all know She Really Aint That Dumb, ( Is This Chicken or Tuna )!Well Jess! I think you Should go for the Person you really Love. Nick Had to see something Speical in you. you get out there and find Someone you can be with. Noone can decide for you. As if, Someone who is not Famous in anyway could be your soulmate. Girl Get Out there do your thing. Help your self. get someone you can live a great life with. Someone you can have a Child with. Someone Who will always deal with you throw Thick and Thin. No matter what the Outcome is. And noone knows you for you. Except you and the ones who are close to you. Don't let People decide your Life. Its you life. Take the plung for your self. And no One else. Now I hope yu will be happy with your self. And the result to things. Good Luck!
Who cares who Jessica dates. She may be beautiful but she has no brains. It's amazing that Nick married her in the first place. She deserves to live at home with her parents for the rest of her life seeing as she involves them in every decision in her life anyhow. Nick should have left her at the altar.
NEWSFLASH BECKI....
They are getting a divorce, she has already filed, do some research before you post!
I don't think Jessica is innocent at all, they are both guilty. But you wonder why Nick might have strayed. Jessica's dad is around 24-7, she makes stupid comments that are annoying to even listen to, and she expects him to dote on her all day long. Honey that is not how a relationship works. Grow up and learn how to be independant before you choose your next victim.
I think Jessica and Nick were cute together
Jessica may have given him up but I would sure take him in
he is FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I think that she should hook up with a NON-celebrity, just someone who is down to earth, likes to have fun and who is totally devoted and in love with her. I mean why do celebs always have to hook up with celebs anyway?
Nick and Jessica were cute together
Nick and Jessica Were cute together
OH PLEASE!!!! I can walk down the streets of LA and randomly pick out 10 couples that are 10 times hotter together then those two nitwits could ever be.
And what exactly makes them hot? The infidelity? The constant bickering? The way they put each other down and make snide remarks to hurt each other? The way they could never agree? The way they lied to the public? The way they tried to blame the media and public for their own darn breakup knowing good and well they crashed and burn because of what they did to their marriage?
Please..I would really love to know what made this couple SOOOO HOTTTTT. Because they've proven to possible be the worse couple on the face of this planet.
Forget the fact that they ARE NOT the most attractive people in existence, we all know that. But all in all, they have proven to be a complete disaster from day one.
nick and Jessica equal TWO IDIOTS
Personally I don't see whats so pretty about Jessica, just cuz she has blonde hair and semi big boobs,she looks like every other dumb blonde out there,nothing unique.And I also heard that Ciara is A due.
I think she should hook up with me
KEEN TO SEE BEFORE ME
Jessica and KidRock they are both nasty
JOSH DUHAMEL!!