In next Tuesday's Barbara Walters special, Tom Cruise says that he will "forever be jumping on couches." Well then -- I guess I'll forever be cringing at his creepiness. Tom also said that that he recently purchased a sonogram machine so that he and his prisoner gal pal, Katie Holmes, can constantly monitor their spawn. More cringing.
Jennifer Garner is getting dolled up before baby Affleck arrives. Here she is on her way out of the John Frieda Salon in L.A. Sorta looks like she has a big turkey in that belly, doesn't it?
Brangelina will travel to Pakistan later this week to visit people devastated by the earthquake. I guess it's no longer good enough for celebs to just serve food at a local shelter on Thanksgiving. Overachievers!
Race-car driver Danica Patrick got married two weeks ago. Here's hoping there's smooth cruisin' to happily ever after.
Ralph Fiennes, who has been in a relationship with someone named Francesca Annis for the last 10 years, is now apparently getting busy with Gina Gershon.
Overexposed Desperate Housewives star James Denton is definitely striking while the (flat)iron is hot. He's going to host the 2006 Miss America pageant in January.
Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto are finito.
Maybe "brainwashed baby machine" would be more fitting a description for Katie?
He bought an ultrasound machine??? He must be stopped. Here's hoping the mothership calls him home soon.
Amazing that people even find that news or would even care. News flash: Rich person spends money on frivolous stuff.
My gawd - get a freakin life!
The man (Tom Cruise) is obviously slightly disturbed. Although who can blame him... Stardom is a bitch. Hey Tom, Take a pill.
You can't argue with Gina Gershon.
How come Tom Cruise's jumping on the couch was so "nutty" according to you, and Brad Pitt's dumping Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie hardly made waves. You media people can be just awful. While Cruise may have jumped on the couch, you have jumped on him with total delight and goolishness. Cruise jumps on a couch but Russell Crowe assaults people. Gee whiz,though, that made the headlines only a couple of times. Who's is the real nut here?
Uh oh, a librarian strikes again. Yes, it's the media's fault people are interested in this madness.
I think Tom Cruise bought the sonogram because when a REAL ob/gyn checks for himself and sees that its an alien, the authorities will be alerted. How else will Tom Cruise spread is extraterrestrial seed?
Oh, and p.s. that jackass concierge was probably being a dick to Russell Crowe and deserved a phone in the face. And he got a fat settlement out of it anyways, so who cares. I'd take a phone to the face for a couple million
Wish I were rich enough to have had my own personal Sonogram machine. No one commented that Tom will donate the $200,000 machine to a medical facility. Jealous, jealous, jealous! And, Katie is sweet and adorable and probably one of the happiest females, and why not?
Whatever, so he bought a sonogram machine, stop the presses. The only reason people are jumping all over him is because it's Tom Cruise. The man is happy and wants to monitor the progress of his child so sue him. I'm sure he wont put his baby in danger, so stop jumping all over him, for well, breathing.
tom cruise is obviously going through some sort of mental breakdown and anyone who thinks his behavior lately is a result of being happy is just as disturbed.
All i have to say is people in hollywood need lifetime subscriptions to a shrink!!
In all the lifetime it was always evident that there are some females that prefer a "good" looking face over a brain... and they will go on defending brainless people.. just for their pretty faces.
By the way... it's a wonder that a "scientologist" actually buys a scientific equipment?! isn't it against their rules? or will he strike his wife-to-be with the sonogram in the head to cure post-partum depression? ... just wondering...
Can we get back to Gina Gershon, please?
Oh, c'mon, just shut up, thank you you.
If he donates it to the hospital, that is nice.
It is frequent that the dads are nervous for their first child, I am not surprise.
I wish them happiness.
P.S Mary - Tom already has two kids.....
honestly i think mr tom cruise could use some meds, he's freakin scary now. i dont know if he just wants attention but he's doing it the wrong way.
Huh???
Did anyone else suffer a migrane from reading that??
double huh???
He is crazy. At first when people were bashing him I thought they were being mean. Now I see that there is something truly wrong with him. The worst part was when he bashed Brooke Shields and taking depressiong medicine for her post partum depression. I have not been through it but for women who have...im sure its awful. Unless you've been through it you dont know the whole effect. He should go through what she went through.
Now with that sonogram machine...I really don't know about him. It is one thing to be in love but another to do psycho things. I mean come on he could be buying new stuff for his kids or spend even more money on katie! I bet he doesnt know how to use it properly. That is just sssooo creepy. God hes gross. I give props to the other! Your articles humour me with crossing out love slave or whatever. Nice job
shut up idiot tom cruise is a real whack job oh yeah a real square egg i mean that scientology crap is just retarded katie holmes has nasty toe fungus any way chris klein is prob better off without that fungus problem
Big fricken deal, the man jumped on a couch - so fricken what! Try it- it's fun. He didn't harm anyone.It's better than throwing a phone at someone's head.
It's time to give it up & move on.Breathe deep & let it go....
I love how people come onto these message boards and tell people to get a life and to stop commenting on celebrities. WHY ARE YOU ON HERE??
I don't care what hi-tech, scanning device this idiot bought, you are missing the point here people - what is he going to find in a stuffed sack that is strapped to his "fiancee's" abdomen?
This whole situation is just too WEIRD!!! You guys make me laugh with all the E.T. references....I believe there is live on other planets, too bad they had to infiltrate ours. How can we send Tom back? How many "SAVE KATIE" shirts are there up for sale on Ebay right now? I just don't know where the normalcy is in this relationship...someone, please tell me????
Personally, I don't like much about Tom Cruise, but I would like to have his enthusiasm about life. He is a kid at heart and that's not a bad thing, just bad taste in front of millions of people. It's obvious he controls Katy but she isn't complaining.
Tommyboy is a control freak! He tries to pass it off as "ain't I cute?". He's not fooling me, this guy is wrapped too tight and is slowly unraveling. He's a simpleton.
I think Tom Cruise is a real jerk I don't think he deserves to be with any one.Because he dosn't know how to treat a woman.I think he is very stuck on his self.But thats just how I feel.Thats all I have to say..
I think Tom Cruise is a real jerk I don't think he deserves to be with any one.Because he dosn't know how to treat a woman.I think he is very stuck on his self.But thats just how I feel.Thats all I have to say..
Isnt a sonogram machine dangerous to the baby? When I was pregnant they told me thats why you can only have two max unless they HAVE to do more for medical reasons? Someone should call child services while they can....
gotta say that tom cruise is a nut job. nothin wrong with wantin the best for your child, and big ups for donating the sonogram to a hospital but come on!! some one do him a favour and drop him off on mars - its obviously where he wants to be
on further links although im not surprised lindsay l and jared l are over, i gotta say im a bit sorry - they did look cute, and apparently he was the one responsible for helping her gain back a more healthy figure
Tom is totally creeping me out these days....and all of his interviews w/that HUGE, FORCED laugh is just plain disturbing. What is wrong w/this man? I used to think that he was reasonably grounded for a celebrity...but now....he seems to have turned into some kind of ego maniac......he's too scary for words!
Tom's disturbing antics aside I think their OB doctor should discuss the merits of having their own ultrasound machine. There is some danger in having too many US's and I would doubt his (Tom's) knowledge base includes the ability to read properly a perinatal sonogram. This could lead to dangerous suppositions and hysteria if a piece of amniotic flotsam happens to float by as they are doing the ultrasound. It will be more of a cause of worry to Katie and Tom than help. The best thing they can do is donate it to the hospital now and have it for their personal use when they wish or when it is deemed safe.
Wish I were rich enough to have had my own personal Sonogram machine. Jealous, jealous, jealous!