December 2005 Archives

Here are the most notable hookups of 2005...

E_RachelMcAdamsRyan_68.jpgRyan Gosling & Rachel McAdams: Can I give Ryan and Rachel more ink? I'll try. The adorable duo, who met while playing lovers in The Notebook took their reel love into the real world this year. Both Canadian, they seem to have a lot in common -- and have been seen doing lots of "normal" things: grocery shopping, walking their dogs, holding hands. And there's even been talk of an engagement. My coworker Lauren summed up their appeal the best when she said: "They're so effortlessly hip. I want to adopt them." I totally agree. R&R: Call if you need room and board.

E_DominicMonaghan_68.jpgE_EvangelineLilly_68.jpgEvangeline Lilly & Dominic Monaghan: Are they or aren't they? That was the question surrounding this twosome all year. In January at the Golden Globes, the Lost costars dismissed talk of a relationship. By September, they were openly canoodling. Hawaii seems like the perfect backdrop for young love -- and they're certainly taking advantage of it.

E_EvaLongoriaTony_68.jpgEva Longoria &...: Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria found her celeb dating groove this year. The divorcee was linked to JC Chasez, Sean Faris and Tony Parker. The thing with Tony Parker stuck and she got serious with him by summer. They just spent Christmas together in Texas, where they cussed out a cop and Eva, who is Mexican, reportedly made a derogatory comment about the cop being Mexican. Oh, those crazy kids.

E_NicoleKidman_68.jpgE_KeithUrban_68.jpgNicole Kidman & Keith Urban: Tom Cruise, Q-Tip, Lenny Kravitz... Nicole Kidman has eclectic taste in men, right? Well, this year she fell for Australia country singer Keith Urban. (And, yes, there is such thing as an Australian country singer.) In late May, they took a motorcycle trip. By fall, she was visiting him on tour. Thing have gotten serious as of late -- they spent the holidays together with their families. Maybe next year they'll make my Year in Review: Celebrity Weddings list.

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Orlando Bloom & Kate Bosworth: After taking a break last year, this genetically-blessed twosome reunited in '05. First, they went on a date in February. But they didn't officially make up until June, when Orli flew to Australia to visit Kate while she was working. They've been going strong ever since.

E_HeathLedgerMichelle_68.jpgHeath Ledger & Michelle Williams: These two fell in love on the set of Brokeback Mountain, but you'd never know it. They avoided the limelight at all costs. Earlier this year, Michelle was seen at a prenatal yoga class, which got tongues wagging. Shortly after, Heath sold his home in L.A. and moved to Brooklyn, New York with his new girl. They welcomed their daughter, Matilda, this fall. Since then, they've tried to blend into the backdrop of NYC and live a real life. I'm really rooting for them.

And don't forget:

  • Ashanti and Nelly had a fling in Anguilla in January, but they deny that they are -- or ever were -- a couple.
  • Eww TomKat! In case you lived under a rock, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got together this year. They fast-forwarded through their relationship and now they're engaged, expecting and oh so annoying.
  • Naomi Watts rebounded from her heartbreak with Heath Ledger by taking up with Liev Schreiber in May. They're still going strong and recently visited Australia together.
  • Rumor had it Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were dating when they were seen having dinner in February. But things didn't heat up until they wrapped the movie they made this summer. Now they're supposedly together, but they haven't been spotted together in weeks. I'm suspicious.
  • Mischa Barton dumped her millionaire boyfriend, Brandon Davis, for her hairy beast boyfriend, Cisco Adler. I saw them at the U2 show (love ya, Bono!) where she stood next to me while I was in the beer line and she loaded up her hotdog with condiments. Apparently Cisco doesn't spring for dinner the way Brandon did.
  • Brad Pitt took up with Angelina Jolie in April and they morphed into this socially conscious couple, trippin' to Africa and stuff. He's also adopting her kids. It's sweet... though I think I liked her better when she wore blood around her neck and played with knives.
  • Lindsay Lohan was reportedly hooking up with a few guys. Some of the names tossed around? Bruce Willis. Ew! Christian Slater. Ick. Jared Leto is the most recent. At least he's slightly closer to her in age.
  • Zach Braff and Mandy Moore are hanging. She's going to appear on Scrubs next year, which is the absolute kiss of death for all couples.
  • Scarlett has quite the reputation. (Benicio Del Toro in the elevator?) Well this year, she fell for Josh Hartnett. And they make quite an attractive pair.
  • Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong continue to gross me out. They got engaged this year. Tragic.
  • Matthew McConaughey landed Penelope Cruz and the Sexiest Man Alive title.
  • Divorces, comebacks, best and worst newcomers... Find out who else cracked my Year in Review lists.

    E_JudeLawSiennaMiller2_136.jpgFile this under "Oh no she didn't..." Sienna Miller on Jay Leno to promote Casanova:

    Jay : What would you do if you weren't an actress?

    See-See: I think I'd be a nanny. [Giggle, giggle.] I think. [Giggle, giggle.] I heard the pay is pretty good an the perks are even better. [Giggle, giggle.]

    Related: Jude Law apologizes to Sienna for cheating with nanny

    Rumor has it that you shouldn't see Rumor Has It.... Actually, it's not a rumor. It's fact. Saw it last night. Ugh! Bad plot. Bad screenplay. Bad acting by one Jennifer Aniston. (Will she ever stop playing the neurotic, insecure, pouty woman? I swore she was going to start calling Mark Ruffalo "Ross" at one point. She was totally being Rachel Green.) Mena Suvari was annoying. Kevin Costner looked old.

    Bad, bad, bad!

    The only good thing about the movie was the supporting role of Ms. Shirley MacLaine. She was a firecracker. That woman has still got it. And she looks great for her age.

    Off to the Squid and the Whale. Ain't vacation great?

    E_KateMossLila_136.jpgHow long do you think photogs were waiting to get a shot like this of Kate Moss drinking a Coke?

    Plus: After a brief hiatus, Ben and Jen are back at Starbucks. This time they're at one in Georgia, where they've been spending the holiday at Ben's house. PDA alert.

  • I think peeps need to leave Chris Klein alone about Katie Holmes at this point. No, Mr. Reporter, he's not going to send his ex a baby gift. Why do people have to ask such stupid questions?
  • Three cheers to Hugh Jackman, for being the cutest daddy of the week. Here he is with his son, Oscar, and daughter, Ava.
  • Finally, a story about a celeb videotape that has nothing to do with porn! The fuzz recently arrested two men -- one who's a murderer -- who tried to extort $1 million bucks from Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez in exchange for their stolen wedding video. I'm sure J.Lo wasn't worried. She's had quite a few of those through the years -- and I'm sure she'll have quite a few more.
  • Being the insomniac that I am, I was up at 4am watching Omarosa and Janice Dickinson try to kill each other during a marathon of the Surreal Life. On comes Jessica Simpson's ProActiv commercial. A red-carpet photo of her flashes on the screen. Interestingly, the guy with her on the red carpet -- he's off to the side -- is blurred out. Just his face. Totally blurred. It's Nick Lachey. Wonder if they had to do that because of the split?

  • E_05_Misc2.jpgA lot of stuff went down this year in the entertainment world, right? Brad left Jen for Angelina. Jacko walked. TomKat grossed us out. Nicole Richie wasted away. Britney had a Spederline. And Daily Blabber got a pretty new makeover.

    Through the end of the year, I'm going to look back at some of the most memorable people and events from 2005. Below are a few topics to get you started, then check back daily because I'm going to keep adding stuff. Okay? Good.

  • Celebrity Weddings

  • Celebrity Splits

  • Celebrity Romances & Flings

  • Celebrity Babies

  • Best & Worst Newcomers

  • Celebrity Comebacks -- and who needs to make a comeback in '06

  • Celebrity Weight Loss

  • Celebrity Passages

  • Best & Worst of TV

  • Celebrity Police Blotter
  • Here's to health, happiness and lots more celebrity dish in 2006.
    xo-
    Suzy



    E_NicoleKidman_136.jpgKeith Urban and Nicole Kidman sure look cute in the recent photos of them spending the holidays together, but photos can be deceiving. Two of Keith's close acquaintances -- his first manager and a former girlfriend -- are saying that the Aussies may be nearing their expiration date.

    "I'll be very surprised if the relationship lasts," Keith's former manager Gary Shaw told the London Sun. "He is in it for the chase. He likes to go after what he wants and if he can't have it, he wants it even more. He would be intrigued by anything and anyone he couldn't get."

    Keith's ex Laura Sigler is singing the same song. "Nicole and Keith might date for a while," she speculates, "but it won't last very long. I don't know her but I know him very well."

    How long do you think they'll last? Take a guess below.

    E_JaniceDickinson_136.jpgThe bitch is back!

    America's Next Top Model and Surreal Life star Janice "I'm the world's first supermodel" Dickinson has a reality show to call her own. The Oxygen network has hired her for what they're tentatively calling the Janice Dickinson Project.

    In the series, Janice starts her own modeling agency and has to sift through 500 aspiring models until she comes up with the top five. So far Oxygen ordered 10 episodes of the show, which will begin airing this spring.

    You can bet Tyra Banks ain't thrilled about Janice's latest venture, which is basically a rip off of Tyra's America's Next Top Model. Janice was a judge on ANTM until this past season. She was reportedly fired for being a big ole pain in the behind.

    From today's Page Six:

    1. Which long-married rock star defines cheating the same way Bill Clinton used to? The frisky frontman, who claims to be faithful, has only oral sex with his groupies.

    2. Which celebrity sisters drank so much at their holiday party that one of them ended up vomiting in the bathroom of their high-profile home?

    3. Which supercouple likes to renew their Mile-High Club membership almost every time they fly? The horny duo are infamous among private plane crews for their loud lovemaking at sky-high altitudes.

    The stars love to get married... and divorced. But in this post, I'm strictly focusing on the married part. The following stars said "I do" this year. Here's hoping they master the whole "happily ever after" part.

    E_BenAffleckJenGarner_68.jpgBen Affleck & Jennifer Garner: It was a huge year for Bennifer II. Not only did Ben and Jen tie the knot on a Turks and Caicos beach on June 29, they welcomed their first child, a baby daughter named Violet, on December 1. And to think, prior to their wedding they hadn't even ever confirmed that they were dating.

    E_DemiMooreAshton_68.jpgAshton Kutcher & Demi Moore: Skeptics said that their May to December romance wouldn't last, but 27-year-old Ash and 42-year-old Demi got hitched on September 24. The couple gathered their closest friends for the top-secret, last-minute nups, which took place at their Beverly Hills home. Demi's daughters with second husband Bruce Willis, who was also in attendance, walked her down the aisle for the Kabbalah ceremony. Ahh!

    E_ChristinaAguileraJordan_6.jpgChristina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman: The songbird and music producer went all out for their wedding festivities, which took place over a span of five days in California's Napa Valley. The actual wedding ceremony was on November 19 and cost more than $1 million. What a girl wants... is what a girl gets.

    And don't forget:

  • Kelis & Nas on January 8.

  • Donald Trump & Melania Knauss in Palm Beach on January 22. They're expecting their first child together in '06.

  • Prince Chuck & Camilla Parker Bowles at Windsor town hall on April 9. Thank God they're not expecting.

  • Amber Brkich & Rob Mariano in the Bahamas for a TV special on April 16.

  • Heidi Klum & Seal on May 10. They had their first child together, a son, in September.

  • Jason Priestley & Naomi Lowde -- with many 90210 alum in attendance -- on May 14.

  • Jack White & Karen Elson on June 1. They're expecting a baby in '06.

  • Alicia Silverstone & Christopher Jarecki in Lake Tahoe on June 11.

  • Bo Bice & Caroline Fisher on June 15.

  • Tiffani Thiessen & Brady Smith in an estate in Montecito, California on July 9.

  • Sandra Bullock & Jesse James in California on July 16.

  • Robert Downey Jr. and Susan Levin in Long Island, New York on August 27.

  • Tate Donovan & Corinne Kingsbury on a beach in Malibu on November 26.

  • Marilyn Manson & Dita Von Teese at a castle in Ireland on December 3.

  • Athina Onassis Roussel & Alvaro Affonso de Mirando Neto in Brazil on December 3.

  • Matt Damon and Luciana Bozan (formerly known by her married name, Luciana Barroso) at City Hall in NYC on December 9. They're expecting their first child together in '06.

  • Garth Brooks & Trisha Yearwood in Oklahoma on December 10.

  • Elton John & David Furnish at Windsor town hall on December 21. They're expecting their first child together in '06. Just kiddin'.
  • Divorces, comebacks, best and worst newcomers... Find out who else cracked my Year in Review lists.

    The most shocking split this year -- perhaps this decade -- was the announcement last January that Hollywood's "perfect" golden couple, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, was ending their marriage just a day after they returned from a romantic getaway in Anguilla. And that was just the first of many. Here are the most buzz worthy celeb splits of 2005...

    E_BradPittJenniferAniston.jpgJen & Brad: Like I said, I never saw this coming and neither did the rest of the world. I mean, this is the couple who got matching highlights on their wedding day! That alone should have guaranteed them happily ever after. But on January 7, the day after they were seen canoodling like newlyweds in the Caribbean, they announced their split and promised to remain "caring friends." But something was rotten in Hollywood -- Brad was secretly seeing Angelina Jolie and they came out in the spring when they were "accidentally" photographed together, playing with Angie's son, on a remote beach in Kenya. (I'm sure there's a huge paparazzi presence in Kenya.) On March 25, Jen filed for divorce; the split became final on October 2. She's been getting over Brad by spending time with Vince Vaughn, but it doesn't look like they're a forever thing. On the other hand, Brad and Angie seem to be the real deal as he plans to adopt her two kids.

    E_NickJessica_68.jpgNick & Jessica: I know you're sick of reading about them, and I'm sick of writing about them. But, in a nutshell, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson got tired of pretending that they were the perfect newlyweds. Amidst rumors of infidelity (both parties!), they announced their split the night before Thanksgiving, preventing me from getting a good night's sleep before turkey day. @$%&#$*%! Let the nasty divorce proceedings begin.

    E_CharlieSheenDeniseRichard.jpgCharlie and Denise: Charlie Sheen has a bad track record with the ladies. He fathered a child in his late teens, dated a porn star, shot his then-fiance Kelly Preston in the arm, was arrested for battering another girlfriend... You get the point. So when the former drug addict seemed to clean up his life and settled into married life with Denise Richards, we were happy for him. But in March, just three months before the birth of their second child, Denise unexpectedly filed for divorce. Rumor had it Charlie boy was gambling, but he called the rumors "lies." But by the end of the summer, they seemed to be working things out. Just a week ago they went on a romantic getaway to Barbados.

    E_ParisNicole_68.jpgParis & Nicole: I thought this tiresome twosome would be best friends forever. Boy was I wrong. One day last spring Paris Hilton dropped a bomb in a statement: "It's no big secret that Nicole [Richie] and I are no longer friends. Nicole knows what she did, and that's all I'm ever going to say about it." Meow! Insiders whispered that Paris was peeved Nic screened the hotel heiress's One Night in Paris porn tape for friends, but neither revealed any details as to why their friendship went south. Both gals also ended engagements this year: Paris dumped Paris Latsis; Nicole and Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein split in December.

    E_JudeLawSiennaMiller_68.jpgJude & Sienna: I assumed that a couple like Jude Law and Sienna Miller who looked so bloody perfect together would stay together forever, but I was wrong. Just a month after getting engaged, Jude was making a movie in Louisiana -- and making it with his children's nanny. The kicker? His son walked in during one of their romps and found Daddy in bed with the nanny. When the boy returned home to his mum, Jude's first wife Sadie Frost, he proceeded to tell her -- at the dinner table! -- about how Daddy slept in the same bed as his nanny Daisy. Ever the gallant gentleman, Jude proceeded to call the child a liar. But Jude's smart ex wouldn't let it drop -- and finally got him to admit he was shagging the babysitter. As all good mother's would, Sadie flipped -- and the story made it to the gossip papers. When See-See found out (she read in the paper), she dumped Jude on his cute heinie. Even his public apology (!) didn't work. But a few months later the silly girl let him back into her bed... though she's still refusing to wear his ring.

    Etc.: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney filed for an annulment after four months of marriage... One Tree Hill sweethearts Chad Michael Murray, who reportedly couldn't keep his trousers on, and Sophia Bush ended their marriage after just five months... Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen -- who went public for the first time at the Oscars this year -- ended their five-year relationship... Christina Applegate and Johnathon Schaech ended their marriage after Christina found a new man. They were married... with no children... Sandra Oh and Alexander Payne, who directed her in Sideways, ended their brief marriage in April... Eddie Murphy and his wife of 12 years, Nicole, filed for divorce after 12 years... Mike Meyers also had the 12 year itch, filing for divorce from his wife Robin in December... Tori Spelling ditched her husband, Charlie Shanian, in the summer when she fell for a guy who was also married. Now she's engaged to the new guy -- but she's still legally wed.

    Which star splits surprised you the most? Share your list below.

    What must her daddy think?

    Just three months after separating from hubby Charlie Shanian, Aaron Spelling's daughter, Tori, is engaged to the guy she was cheating on her hubby with -- actor Dean McDermott. It's possible the 90210 star is also pregnant.

    And I'll tell ya, Dean is just the guy you'd want your daughter/sister/BFF to marry. After all, he ditched his wife of 12 years -- and their two children, who were seven and two months at the time -- to take up with Tori, who he met on the set of a Golden Globe-caliber movie of the week called Mind Over Murder.

    Dean proposed to the former Beverly Hills 90210 actress -- whose divorce is not final -- at a Christmas tree farm on Christmas Eve in Toronto, Canada. (BTW, Tori's Jewish and had a $2,800 Tiffany menorah on her wedding registry the first time around.) Dean had someone put out lights for half a mile leading to a table surrounded by Christmas trees. Dean and Tori rode up in a horse-drawn carriage, where he gave her a ring.

    "It was so magical," Dean told People.com. "All the stars aligned. I have never been happier in my life."

    The couple followed with a statement that said: "We're so incredibly happy and in love. We cannot wait to start cheating on each other our lives together."

    They sound like the perfect couple.

    E_ParisHilton_136.jpgParis Hilton is being sued by one of her boyfriend's friends for being a bitch. Imagine that!

  • Sand, Speedos, sharing a towel... That Ricky Martin isn't trying very hard to dispel those gay rumors.
  • Travis Barker's wife, Shanna Moakler, gave birth to a state daughter named Alabama on Christmas Eve. This is their second child. Shanna also has a daughter with her former luva Oscar De La Hoya.
  • Jennifer Aniston must not have had the holiday spirit. Apparently she scrapped plans to spend Christmas with her estranged mother.
  • The restraining order against David Letterman by the crazy woman has been dropped. Finally Oprah came to her senses.
  • Lucy Liu and George Clooney? You betcha.
  • No more doughnuts for Michael Vale, who did those "Time to make the doughnuts" commercials for Dunkin Donuts. The actor died Sunday in New York City from complications from diabetes. He was 83. Have a glazed doughnut today in his honor.
  • E_JohnLennonYoko_136.jpgI looove Sean Lennon. That sounds so weird because he hasn't really done anything. He's just a son of rock royalty who has floated through life alternately embracing and avoiding his father's legacy.

    I've told you a billion times I'm a big John Lennon fan, and the first time I ever really thought about Sean was when I went to see Imagine in like the eighth grade. In the movie there was footage of Sean -- in a dark, confining military-type jacket -- talking about how his father's death changed his life. He looked so tiny on the big screen, and he wore glasses just like his dad's that kept slipping down his tiny nose. Seeing him onscreen made such an impact because he's my age -- just a month younger than me -- and I couldn't imagine a life like his. I never really had to.

    I loved him ever since and always followed his career, his failed relationships (Bijou Phillips, Yuka Honda, Mick Jagger's daughter), his funny phone-ins to Howard Stern after all-night benders with Hunter S. Thompson and his photo ops with his mom all over NYC and the rest of the world. And I always joked in a very far out, unrealistic way -- like how my friend Jules says she'll marry Johnny Depp one day -- that maybe Sean Lennon was my celeb soulmate. So how crazy that the NY Post has this item in today's paper:

    SEAN Lennon is determined to kick off the New Year with a new girlfriend - and he's asking PAGE SIX to help him find one. "Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45," John Lennon's singer/songwriter son, 30, told us. "They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders... and a kind heart. Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples... I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable. So please send your request to [PAGE SIX]." Ladies, we await your responses.

    If you knew me, you'd know that I would never ever actually respond to something like this. It's weird, creepy, unnatural and strange. It's totally not my style. But it's definitely one of those things that stops you in your tracks and makes you think -- as Alanis Morrisette would say -- isn't it ironic?

    E_BritneyKevin_1205_136.jpgJust when I thought I'd received all of my Christmas presents, Britney's baby daddy, Kevin Federline, launches his official Website. You'll probably surf to it immediately -- and I recommend you do -- but I want you to prepare yourself for what you'll see...

    First, you'll be greeted by a very skillfully written lyrical composition that goes a little something like this: Keep messin' with my family and you're through.

    While said skillfully written lyrical composition plays -- over and over again -- a year and a half worth of magazine headlines flash. Things like: "It's Over," "Get Out" and "Separated!" You can tell that most of them are from Us Weekly, who Britney just filed a $20 million dollar lawsuit against last week.

    I'm not a lawyer, but I wonder if Us can now sue him for copyright infringement because he's using copies of their stories and photos on his site without permission? Mental note to ask sister's lawyer b-friend.

    After the clippings, a bottle of champagne and two glasses appear. Then there's a confetti and a message from the aspiring performer, whose CD drops in 2006: "Now that I have your attention... Never judge a book by its cover."

    Behold a letter from Kevin... that he totally didn't write because it doesn't start with yo, yo, yo:

    Hey Everyone,
    I don't think we've ever been formally introduced. My name is Kevin Federline. I'm 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha. On a more serious note, there's going to be a lot more information and updates on here in the coming weeks and I think this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am. Anyway, thanks for checking out my site and be sure to come back often. You can click here to join my email list and also check me out on MySpace.
    Kevin

    The real Kevin, huh? You know, I don't think the real Kevin is all that different than the underwear-revealin', cornrow wearin' golddigger that we see photos of all the time. In fact, I'll tell you exactly who I think the real Kevin is...

    Kevin's the guy you know who always has a get-rich quick scheme. He's the guy who shirks responsibility -- like his first family. He never wants to grow up -- and, because of the women in his life, he never has to. He's the guy who breaks your BFF's heart -- though you warned that he's bad news. He's probably fun to party down with. He's a great dancer. When he has money, he spends it on everyone. It's likely he has B.O. He looks in the mirror more than you or I do. His breath probably smells like a menthol cigarette. And -- although he's almost 28 years old and is a father of three, he loves that his posse's nickname is "the pimps."

    I hope that when the "real Kevin" reveals himself, he totally proves me wrong. But I'll guess I'm right on track considering he's even using Britney's notoriety to launch his friggin' Website.

    Related: Kevin on MySpace

    E_NicoleKidman2_136.jpgFor a second I thought Nicole Kidman was with Bono in this picture. (I read in last week's Time that Bono is 5'7 "in thick-soled shoes," so he's been on the brain for a few days.) But it's leggy Nic and her much shorter beau, Keith Urban, taking a stroll at a park in Nashville over the weekend. They spent Christmas there with his family.

    E_EvaLongoriaTonyParker_136.jpgEva Longoria and Tony Parker were pulled over in San Antonio over the weekend. Some yelling and screaming occurred, which Eva's publicist now denies. Diva Eva strikes again.

  • While men across the nation are mourning the loss of Monday Night Football on network TV, I'm so glad it's moving to ESPN. In fact, I wonder if ABC would consider running two episodes of Grey's Anatomy a week to feed my new addiction. A gal can McDream...
  • Actor Vincent Schiavelli passed away on Monday at his home in Italy. He was 57. You may not recognize the name, but he was the Subway spirit in Ghost who told Patrick Swayze's character that he'd give anything for one more smoke. Ironically, Vincent died from lung cancer.
  • George Bush is getting into bed with Anna Nicole Smith. Well, sorta. The Bush administration filed some papers so that they take part when Anna Nicole's case -- which has to do with her late husband's will -- is argued before the Supreme Court. I don't get the whole thing -- legal mumbo jumbo ain't my thing -- but I'm sure Anna Nicole doesn't have any idea why Bushie's involved either.
  • Oprah gets grounded for killing a bird. Bad Oprah.
  • Austria deletes Arnold Schwarzenegger. Will California try that next?
  • Every star has a "secret life" and chef Rachael Ray's is finally exposed by Page Six. Among her secrets: Her father threatened to kill himself in front of her, she wrote bad checks and she was mugged by the same person twice. Sounds like it will make a great episode of Oprah.
  • The NY Daily News breaks the news that Jamie-Lyn Sigler's estranged husband, A.J. DiScala (BFF of Nick Lachey) is a loser. Perhaps that's why Jamie dumped him months ago? Just a thought.
  • Derek Jeter and Scarlett Johansson? Fascinating.
  • King Kong knocked out the competition at the box office. The Chronicles of Narnia took second and Fun with Dick and Jane placed third.
  • From the New York Daily News Gatecrasher column: Which Aussie actress had better keep her eyes on her beau? The actor has been offering his number to several young ladies below 14th St. over the past few months.

    E_RachelMcAdams_136.jpg1. Rachel McAdams: Like Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts and Meg Ryan, Rachel is now America's sweetheart. Not only has she gotten rave reviews for all her flicks (Red Eye, Wedding Crashers, The Notebook) she also snagged Ryan Gosling. And, damn, they make a good couple.

    2. Ellen Pompeo: With bit roles in Old School and Moonlight Mile, Ellen was a just a blip on our radar. Then came Grey's Anatomy and her character's romance with Dr. McDreamy. Now, seeing Ellen is part of our weekly regime.

    3. Terrence Howard: Critics raved about Terrence's performances in Hustle & Flow and Crash. I just want to rave about his eyes. Stunning! I could look into them forever.

    4. James Blunt: I'm a huge music lover. I love being plugged in and walking around the city -- lost in my own thoughts and oblivious to the chaos around me. So I'm always on the lookout for good music. This year, my big find was James Blunt. His soulful voice gives me chills. His thoughtful lyrics give me hope.

    5. Cillian Murphy: In Red Eye, Cillian played such a psychotic nutcase that I wanted to loathe him. But the truth is, I couldn't take my eyes off him. He doesn't have to say a word, yet he has so much expression and emotion in his face. Plus, he's so good at playing bad. And his baby blues give his nasty characters a spark of humanity.

    Go away! Go away! Go away! These people wore on me this year...
    1. Cast of Laguna Beach: Their reality show was entertaining, but did they have to start turning up everywhere? Krisin landed magazine covers. LC landed her own spin-off. Talan landed Kimberly Stewart. It all became too much.

    2. Kimberly Stewart: Speaking of... For some reason Kimberly Stewart clawed her way into the spotlight this year, riding the coattails of her BFF Paris. (When Paris and Nic had their falling out, Paris suggested that Kimberly replace her on Simple Life.) There's clearly something wrong with this girl, who called Jennifer Aniston "homely," and I think Papa Rod needs to have her head checked.

    3. Katie Holmes: Newcomer? you ask. That's right. I'm calling Katie a newcomer because I don't think she's the same wholesome girl who starred in Dawson's Creek or had a sweet romance with Chris Klein. She's a clone. An evil twin. Something funky. Release the real Katie!

    4. Rachael Ray: Her claim to fame is that she can cook quickly and on the cheap. So what? Her personality is too strong. She gives me indigestion.

    5. Dancing with the Stars: This was a big ratings hit, but I just can't figure out why. And the bickering between finalists Kelly Monaco and John O'Hurley after the results came in didn't help things. This is one show I'd like to see stumble... right off the primetime schedule.

    Now share your favorite and least favorite newcomers below -- or just rant or rave about my picks.

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    E_ReneeZellweger_136.jpgNewly anulled Renee Zellweger walking out of the Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills. She was wearing an orange baseball cap and a blue sweatshirt. "She's tiny, dude," said our gosse posse spy... Las Vegas star Molly Sims at Stanton Social in NYC with five girlfriends and one guy who was doting on her. She seemed totally down to earth in her black knee-high suede boots, black tights and a funky green mini. In fact, while waiting in line to use the restroom, someone behind her in line introduced himself to her. Molly put out her hand, smiled and said, "Hi, I'm Molly." ... Daytime diva Susan Lucci shopping at the Polo store at the Miracle Mile in Manhasset, Long Island.

    Seeing stars? Tell me about your fan encounter.

    E_Holiday_Brokebacktout_136.jpgHappy holidays!

    I've been enjoying some Britney and Brangelina-free days. It's been so peaceful. I thought for sure someone would get divorced or married and I'd be blogging instead of relaxing. (Mike Meyers and Laura Dern so don't count. They're footnotes.) So thanks to Brit for staying married and Brangelina for not having a Christmas wedding. I appreciate it.

    You guys get any good celebrity-inspired presents? I got two John Lennon books -- John Lennon: The New York Years and the Beatles 365 Days, some Stella McCartney perfume and The Dukes of Hazzard complete first season. No remake for me -- this is the old school Dukes. And I must say that I forgot how cute Bo was back in the day. Wowsers.

    I watched a marathon of Grey's Anatomy over the weekend that I had stored on my DVR and I'm completely addicted. I don't know where things stand between Meredith and McDreamy -- I'm still a few episodes behind -- but by the time the show starts back up in January I'll be all caught up. Can't wait. They're my new Big and Carrie.

    I had no intention of seeing "the gay cowboy movie," Brokeback Mountain. I'm not into cowboy flicks and haven't been feelin' the dramas lately, so I really wanted to see Sarah Jessica Parker in The Family Stone or Jenny Aniston in Rumor Has It -- even though they both got crappy reviews. But my eldest sister roped me into seeing Brokeback by playing the celebrity card. "Come on, you'll get to see the movie where Heath and Michelle fell in love," she coaxed. So I went... and I really liked it. It was a genuine love story.

    Heath, who I named as one of 2005's biggest comebacks, is really good in it. Jake Gyllenhaal was good too. Don't know why Michelle Williams got a Golden Globe nod, but I'm not part of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, so whatevs about that. The cinematography was extraordinary. Breathtaking, really. My only gripe about the film was Heath's mumbling. He did it throughout Lords of Dogtown and there was a little mumbling in this as well. He needs to work on that. Other than that, I enjoyed it. Jake and Heath took a big risk, and I hope it pays off for both of them.

  • Comedian Mike Meyers and his wife, Robin Ruzan, are ending their marriage after 12 years. They don't have kids, but they have a ton of money (Shrek, Austin Powers).
    Back when Mike was on Saturday Night Live, it was Robin's mom who inspired his popular Barbra Streisand-loving character Linda Richman.
  • Actress Laura Dern and singer Ben Harper said "I do" during a small, private ceremony at their home in L.A. They have two children: a son and a daughter.
    In the '90s, Laura was famously engaged to Billy Bob Thornton, when she discovered that he eloped with Angelina Jolie.
    Looks like she made a better choice with Ben. Congrats!
  • Also, according to Entertainment Tonight, Don Johnson's wife is pregnant with their third kid. I didn't even know he got remarried.
  • E_Hot_Scarlett_Josh_136.jpgI must admit I'm very surprised that Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett are still together. Here are some new photos of them at dinner in Rome, where she's promoting her new move, Match Point.

  • How can you tell horndog Jude Law is trying to get back into Sienna Miller's good graces? He's flying back from Africa -- where he's on safari with his ex-wife, Sadie Frost, and children -- to spend Christmas with Sienna and her ailing mother. And I must add that you know Jude and Sadie sleep together during these holidays with the kids. I've never seen exes who had such a bitter split smile so much when they're together.
  • With a ton of negative but true stories circulating about her recently, Jessica Simpson isn't happy with her new publicist and feels like she's losing the publicity war against Nick. So look for her to jump to a new PR company '06.
  • Here's my favorite new couple of 2005 -- Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling -- on a New York holiday.
  • Bump Watch: Gwen Stefani and her hubby chill at the Ritz Carlton in Miami Beach on Thursday. That was the day after she announced -- at the final show on her Harajuku Lovers Tour -- that she's having her first baby.
  • I really can't believe that Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson will be celebrating their fifth wedding anniversary. That's like a golden anniversary in Hollywood years.
  • Just my own random thought -- nothing to back it up -- but how come we haven't seen Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn together lately? No beach hugs, balcony cuddles... Could that have fizzled out?
  • E_Chris_136.jpgBah humbug! Chris Rock's comedy series Everybody Hates Chris recently did a storyline about how there's no such thing as Santa Claus. Not cool when you tout the show as a family show and don't give parents any warning.

  • Survivor winner Richard Hatch has a date with justice in January. He'll be on trial in Rhode Island for tax evasion. Here's hoping he shows up in court fully dressed.
  • Actor Brad Renfro, who famously tried to steal a yacht after a night of drunken debauchery in 2001, was arrested for trying to buy heroin in L.A. Hey, maybe it was a stocking stuffer for a loved one! Perhaps he knows Pete Doherty...
  • Us Weekly editor Janice Min is ready to take on Britney in that lawsuit about Brit's sex tape. A source tells Page Six: "Britney is not exactly truthful all the time. She thinks if she says something, it is true. But often it's not." In that case, she must sit home all day and say: "Kevin doesn't love me for my money. Kevin doesn't love me for my money..."
  • E_Martha_136.jpgJudging by the ratings from the Apprentice: Martha Stewart, not a whole lotta ya watched it. As I told you, I watched it and I liked it. Dawna, who desperately needed a dead-end trim throughout the show, won the whole thing on Wednesday night. But Page Six says she wasn't supposed to.

    According to the story, the 6-year-old granddaughter of Charles Koppelman -- who, to Martha, was like the Donald's George -- accidentally revealed the winner to a room full of contestants right before the telecast. The producers freaked, went into crisis mode and changed the winner -- who was originally supposed to be Bethenny -- to Dawna.

    In the green room prior to the live show, a former contestant overheard the kid's innocent remark, telling Page Six: "Jennifer Koppelman Hutt [Charles' daughter, who works with Alexis] and her little girl were making small talk with the cast before the show. Someone asked the little girl, 'So, who do you think is going to win?' The little girl confidently replied, 'Bethenny is going to win, Martha didn't like Dawna's fashion show.' " The shocked mother quickly whisked the tot out of the room as word rapidly spread throughout the stunned studio.

    The Apprentice staff sequestered the castmates and announced they had "last minute changes in the script."

    I can honestly see this whole thing happening for two reasons. First, Bethenny's task was soooo much better than Dawna's. It was almost perfect. And two, Martha didn't seem confident with her decision. She made some comment about Bethenny, then said something like: "That's why I'd like you to be my apprentice." She didn't direct the statement to either woman -- didn't say a name at all -- so I was wondering who the heck she was talking to.

    Which brings me to this: Martha is so ridiculously awkward and unprepared on live TV. Two days ago she made a ton of errors when she had Susan Lucci on her daytime talk show. A huge one was when she asked Susan how things were going on The Young and the Restless. Duh! Susan has been on All My Children for like 30 years or something. She's the queen of daytime. That's like asking Mariska Hargitay how she likes being on CSI. Or Billy Bush how he likes being on Entertainment Tonight.

    I think Martha needs to start doing her homework or should stick to decorating cupcakes.

    E_MichaelJackson_136.jpgBetween the trials of Michael Jackson and Robert Blake, I felt like I earned my law degree in '05.

    Jacko's trial for child molestation -- and, like, 10 other counts -– was like a three-ring circus. One day he climbed on his SUV to wave to fans. Another time, he wore his pajamas to court. Eventually, he was acquitted though and promptly moved to Bahrain. Buh-bye.

    Robert Blake, who was found not guilty of murdering his wife, had a civil trial. He was eventually found liable and was ordered to pay millions. But after the O.J. fiasco, we know he'll probably never pay a penny. That's how those things work. However, he made lots of dramatic faces during the verdict, which was entertaining. He also looks like he's about 110.

    Slightly more interesting were the antics of habitual drug users Tom Sizemore and Courtney Love. Tom, who refuses to kick his habit, used a prosthetic penis during a drug test to try to fool authorities. Didn't work. Court swore up and down she was off the stuff -– then started freaking out in public, like at Pamela Anderson's Comedy Central roast. Falling down, smudged lipstick, showing her panties –- old school Court. After ODing at a Hollywood party, then failing a drug test, she was ordered into a treatment program. She recently surfaced again looking skinny and healthier. But she's broke, which presents a whole other set of problems. At least that will keep her snonking to a minimum.

    Hmm, what else? Well, here are some highlights...

  • Nick Carter, Stockard Channing, Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros were all busted -- separately -- for drunk driving incidents. Surprisingly, none of them entered the Winona Ryder defense: "I was just researching a role."
  • Country singer Mindy McCready had about five bad run-ins with the law. The worst being that her estranged fiance beat the crap out of her, and then left her to die. He's a keeper! The topper was that a month after she was almost killed -- and while she had a restraining order against him -- she got pregnant with his baby. She's due next year.

  • Pete Doherty... Where to begin? I think all I can really say about the crackhead -- and I mean that with the greatest affection -- is that he's a total loser mess and this year he brought down Kate Moss too. After she was busted doing coke with him --the Daily Mirror bought the video footage -- she had to go to rehab to save her career. As for him, well, he went... on another drug binge. There are said to be charges pending against Kate for the incident if she returns to London. That's why she's all about L.A. these days.

  • Academy Award winning nutcase Russell Crowe must have had his panties in a twist when he threw a telephone at a NYC hotel clerk. Apparently he was pissed that his phone calls to the wifey in Australia wouldn't go through. He was tossed in the can for a few hours -- and paid his victim a pretty penny.

  • Back when Christian Slater was in the Heathers, a number of women -- including myself -- would have paid money to have him squeeze their ass. Today, no so much. The aging star was arrested after squeezing a woman's butt in NYC.

  • Star Jones's husband, Al Reynolds, was arrested in the middle of the night under some shady circumstances. He's an mysterious fella -- and I'll leave it at that.

  • Martha Stewart was released from Alderson prison in wild, wonderful West Virginia. The poncho she wore when she left the big house sparked a big trend. Shortly after, Lil' Kim went to jail for perjury. Liar, liar, pants on fire.

  • Josh Holloway -- who costars with lushes Cynthia Watros and Michelle Rodriguez in Lost -- was robbed at gunpoint, along with his wife, in their Hawaii home. Speaking of robberies, just a few days ago supermodel Claudia Schiffer also had a home invasion while she and her family slept in their UK home. And Robert De Niro's maid was on trial for cleaning up... She was robbing her famous clients.

  • Lindsay Lohan got in a bazillion three car wrecks.

  • One of the kids from Desperate Housewives was arrested for smoking a joint outside a bar in NYC. At least he wasn't robbing people like the kid from Sopranos. Speaking of, the guy who played Big Pussy on Sopranos was arrested for assaulting his then-fiance. How loving.

  • Finally, someone smashed a beer bottle against Leonardo DiCaprio's head at a party and he pressed charges. That Leo never could take a joke.
  • Feel free to add to my list below... or weigh in on these nitwits below.

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    E_NicoleRichie_136.jpgHi guys. This is Lindsey. Yep, that's right: the girl who sits next to Suzy and claimed to be next in line for Nicole Richie's delicious leftovers. DJ AM, if you're listening, I'm free for New Years!

    Speaking of Nic, girl needs to put some meat on those bony, bone bones. I write for iVillage's Diet & Fitness channel, spending my time talking about how Hollywood's hottest stay fit. And while I love Nicole's sense of style (and taste in men), I have to give her the skeleton award for 2005. Nicole, I know you're a tiny, tiny girl, but please eat something before you disappear.

    The Simple Life star wasn't the only celeb wasting away (no pun intended) this year. Here's what I have to say to our runners up:

  • Renee Zellweger: I get that you packed on the pounds to play Bridget Jones and wanted to lose the weight ASAP, but seriously, when your bones start popping out of your back, don't you think you're taking things too far? Maybe things went sour with your former hubby Kenny Chesney because he liked you with some curves.
  • Lindsay Lohan: Thank you for looking healthy again. I realize you're going for a more sophisticated look than the Mean Girl we loved, but the girl in the white Chanel dress at your Herbie premiere just looked disgusting. Keep up the good work, and I won't even mention your hair color.
  • Hilary Duff: Stop trying to be cool. Haven't you ever heard that peer pressure is bad? You say you just lost your baby fat, but really, stop trying to compete with your nemesis Lindsay Lohan for everything. Besides, she's over her anaphase anyway.
  • Jessica Simpson: Is that why you and Nick split, because he liked you better before your superskinny Dukes of Hazzard bod? Hmmm, well Mr. Knoxville seemed to enjoy it. Have fun with that. PS: I think your look is much hotter now.
  • While I totally admit it's none of our business, obsessing about the weight gains and losses of celebs is fun. For more star fitness news, sign up for my Celebrity Trainer's newsletter. You'll like it, I promise!

    -- Lindsey

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    "Don't call it a comeback
    I've been here for years
    rockin' my peers."
    -- LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out"

    Sorry LL, I am calling it a comeback. In 2005, these stars have completely resuscitated their dwindling careers -- and I'm glad they're back.

    1. Heath Ledger: I thought we'd heard the last of Heath and his hair plugs after Four Feathers. So many bad movies in such a short time. But 2005 has been a good year for him. In addition to a possible Oscar nod for playing a gay cowboy in Brokeback Mountain, he entertained me in Casanova, the Brothers Grimm and Lords of Dogtown. And after breaking Naomi Watts's heart (bad!), he finally settled down with Michelle Williams (good!).

    2. Mariah Carey: I like to give Mariah crap for wearing ridiculous outfits, but she is an incredibly talented woman. Her latest album, Emancipation of Mimi was a huge hit -- and rightfully so. (Loved her collaboration with Snoop!) Since it hit the charts, she's been cleaning up at all the award shows and will have a huge night on Grammy night. Now if only she'd wear a dress that covered those boobs...

    3. Kirstie Alley: Kirstie turned 100 extra pounds into millions of bucks this year. After being a paparazzi target for packing on some budge, Kirstie fought back with a TV show called... Fat Actress. She also poked fun of her flab in a book called How to Lose Your Ass and Regain Your Life. And she laughed about her weight gain all the way to the bank when she signed on as the Jenny Craig spokesperson. Now she's rolling in the dough and looking fabulous, having dropped more than 55 pounds since last December.

    4. Matt Dillon: Ever since he starred in the Outsiders, I've loved Matt. But after his relationship with Cameron Diaz soured -- amidst talk of his infidelity -- he dropped outta sight and outta my mind. But this year, Matt is back. So maybe he co-starred in Herbie the Love Bug with Lindsay Lohan. It was hit, right? More noteworthy, he appeared in the critically acclaimed Crash and got a Golden Globe nomination for his work. Suddenly his phone is ringing again! He's currently filming You, Me and Dupree with Kate Hudson and one of the Wilson brothers, which will be out next year.

    5. Ellen DeGeneres: After the Hecheneres debacle, I think everyone was over Ellen. So she sat on the sidelines for a couple years while she plotted her comeback. And what a comeback! This year, she was on the top of her game. Her daytime talk show is a huge, huge hit -- you can tell by the A-listers lined up to appear on the show. As for her love life, it's actually better A.A. (after Anne). She scored pretty Portia de Rossi and they seem so happy. She also nabbed the hosting gig at September's Emmy Awards. Could the Oscars be next?

    6. Matthew Fox: On Party of Five, Matthew Fox played the cranky older brother. The buzzkill. The bore. Mr. Downer. He couldn't hold a candle to the sweet and charismatic Bailey (Scott Wolf). Aloha, Lost. Now Matty plays the big man on the island -- everybody's go-to guy. And what a charmer. Even Matt's interviews have perked up -- he's always talking about how he loves skinny-dipping with the cast. He's truly made a splash in '05.

    And here are a few people who could use a career comeback:
    1. Jude Law: Last year, he banged out six films. This year, he banged the nanny.

    2. Britney Spears: When is the last time she put out an album with original material? Can't remember? Neither can I.

    3. Friends cast: Last year, they went off on top. This year, it's all about the flops. Lisa Kudrow's Comeback bombed. How is Matt LeBlanc's Joey doin'? Not well. Courteney's producing... some crap projects. Jennifer's making lots of movies... lots of bad movies. And where the heck are Schwimmer and Perry? Send an SOS if you're lost somewhere, fellas.

    4. Courtney Love: She fell of the wagon, landing in rehab yet again. Here's hoping the permanently glassy-eyed former rock goddess gets back on track in '06 -- and keeps her legs closed when she wears skirts on national television.

    5. Nick Lachey: Last year, he was spending his wife's $35 million annual salary. This year, he's trying to live off royalties from SoulO. He needs to stay away from college chicks in '06 -- and make some good music.

    6. Colin Farrell: Did he do anything noteworthy this year besides go to rehab? Didn't think so. Here's hoping he's arresting in next year's Miami Vice.

    Which stars were you glad to see get a career boost in '05? Who do you think needs to make a big comeback? Share your lists -- good and bad -- below. Or just talk about my picks.

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    Oh, who could this be? Post your suggestions below.

    Which gold-digging actress is trying to break up a soon-to-be-divorced Hollywood A-lister and his TV host girlfriend? Friends say she has already decided to hyphenate his last name onto hers when she bags the famous funny man for her own.

    Source: New York Daily News

    E_BradPitt_136.jpgNew York Daily News columnist Lloyd Grove is banning Brad Pitt from his column. His reasons? 1. He's a lame actor. 2. He's self-absorbed. 3. He's cold and shallow. 4. He morphs into whoever his current girlfriend wants him to become. Know what? He makes a damn good argument.

  • OK! editor Sarah Ivens isn't 'fessing up to hooking up at her mag's holiday party, but she is confirming she's separated. Here's what she told Daily News columnist Ben Widdicombe: "I spent the night of the OK! holiday party celebrating a wonderful six months for OK! magazine with my fabulous team. I did not do anything further as was suggested by your question. Sadly, I separated from my husband of five years on October 4th of this year." Nice try -- everyone already knows she's hooking up with her employee Ben Kennedy.
  • Don't do it, Jessica! Jessica Simpson is said to be in talks to play the next Bond girl -- opposite Daniel Craig. That role tends to be career suicide. On second thought: Do it! Do it! I could sure use a rest from her.
  • Here are some cute pics of Mama Debra Messing strolling in NYC with her son, Roman. He's wearing Uggs!
  • Before he married, Elton John tried to end his feud with Madonna by asking her to sing at his bachelor party. She said no. So at the actual party, he told everyone she was a "miserable old cow." He ain't gonna get a peace treaty going with that attitude.
  • A source from London's Daily Mirror says that the video they obtained of Kate Moss doing blow has been turned over to police. Lovely.
  • Martha Stewart picked Dawna as her apprentice. I was happy that Dawna had a little makeover before the finale last night. All season I had this urge to reach through my TV and try and cut her hair. She looks much better now. But poor Bethenny. She was sooo confident.
  • Yet another reason for Dave Grohl to hate Courtney Love: She's broke and wants to raise cash by selling her rights to the song catalog of her late husband, Kurt Cobain, and Nirvana.
  • E_GwenStefaniGavin_136.jpgDuring her final show last night on her U.S. Harajuku Lovers Tour, Gwen Stefani confirmed that she's expecting a baby with hubby Gavin Rossdale. For more on the hey, baby, hey, check out our Celebrity Baby Tracker.

    E_ReneeZellweger_136.jpgJust like a voicemail message, the blink-and-you-missed-it marriage of Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger has been erased. They've been granted an annulment.

  • It must be tough being the editor of a celebrity gossip magazine when you're suddenly the topic of the gossip. Apparently the married editor of OK!, Sarah Ivens, is having an affair with one of her staffers. What a fabulous Christmas present to her husband.
  • Who knew that the guy who played Cliff Clavin on Cheers -- John Ratzenberger -- had so much drama with the ladies? He left his wife of 19 years for another woman, who in turn left him -- days before their wedding -- to marry a multi-millionaire. Now, just 10 months after that wedding was called off, he's marrying someone else! That's so much more action than Cliffy could even dream of.
  • Matty Damon and Mrs. Matty Damon have brought their lovefest to Florida, where they own a house. They'll be there for the holidays. I just think they're so cute.
  • Has Lindsay Lohan set her sights on Keanu Reeves? I can't imagine what a conversation between the two of them is like. Maybe a little somethin' like this:
    Keanu: [Grunt]
    Lindsay: Oh my God you're soooo romantic! [Giggle, giggle]

    Funny Comment of the Day
    From my fabulous coworker Stefani after she saw this photo of Patrick Swayze and his wife:
    "Are you telling me that Patrick Swayze needs a security guard in Italy? (Notice the guy with wire in his ear on left.) Maybe if he were David Hasselhoff..."

  • E_DaveLetterman_136.jpgDavid Letterman totally attracts the nut jobs. Yours truly included because you know I love him.

    According the AP, a woman has filed a restraining order against the host for using code words, gestures and eye expressions to express his desire to marry her and train her as his co-host.

    I'm totally serious.

    She said Dave asked her to be his wife during one of his shows when he said, "Marry me, Oprah." Oprah was just one of many code names Dave has for her.

    The woman also said that Dave has caused her to go bankrupt, become sleep deprived and suffer mental anguish since 1994. She said the whole thing began in '93 after she sent the show host "thoughts of love," and he started responding with his code words. Now he simply won't leave her alone.

    I sincerely hope that someone is getting this woman some help.

    E_RyanSeacrest_136.jpgSeacrest in.

    The hardest working man in showbiz, Ryan Seacrest, has yet another job to add to his lengthy resume: E! News anchor.

    According to People.com, Ryan is finalizing a seven-figure deal to become the lead anchor of E! News and develop a new probably lame series for the cable network.

    His other jobs include hosting a daily radio show on Los Angeles's KIIS-FM, his American Idol gig, co-hosting ABC's New Year's Rockin' Eve for the next few years, subbing for Larry King and being a full-time metrosexual.

    Ryan is expected to start at E! later this winter or early spring. But he will also be covering the red-carpet for the network beginning with this year's Golden Globe Awards.

    Which brings me back to poor Kathy Griffin. Earlier today I told you she got canned from her red carpet job. Well, it's an even bigger blow that she got canned because of Ryan Seacrest. I can't wait to hear the jokes she'll come up with about this one.

    E_EltonJohn_136.jpgCongratulations to Mr. and Mr. Elton John. Or is it Mr. and Mr. David Furnish? Whatevs. Either way, music legend Sir Elton married his longtime love, David Furnish earlier today under a new law in the UK that allows same-sex couples to form civil partnerships.

    The nups took place at Guildhall in Windsor, England -- the very place Prince Chuck and Camilla Parker Bowles said "I do" earlier this year. After the private 20-minute ceremony, which was attended by about eight people, the newlyweds appeared outside for a photo op (natch!).

    David's father Jack told People: "It was a short and sweet affair but it was also a great service and it's definitely one of the happiest days of our lives. They are a lovely couple and it's just so great to see them so happy."

    The reception was to be a fancy-shmancy, star-studded, $2 million affair for more than 600 people at Elton and David's mansion. That's nothing out of the ordinary for Elton, who is known to drop millions on art... and shoes.

    Congrats!

    Watch it: Elton ties the knot!

    E_JerryOConnell_136.jpgHave Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn called it quits?

    About a week ago I was looking through new photos on Splash News and I saw a bunch of pictures of Jerry crying. He was with his mom in some of the pics, so I assumed that they had some type of a family loss and decided not to make snarky comments about his tears.

    Well, today's Page Six reports that Rebecca spent a week at the One and Only resort in Palmilla, Mexico, where she was seen snuggling up to a mystery man who was definitely not her fiance.

    Could her post-Stamos rebound relationship be over? I bet Becca just realized she was marrying the guy from Kangaroo Jack...

    E_Tuner_Kathy_136.jpgE!, the home of such quality broadcasting as the Gastineau Girls, stupidly decided to fire the best person on their network: Kathy Griffin.

    According to Page Six, the bigmouthed firecracker, who works the red carpet at big events, was told earlier this week that her services were no longer required. The Golden Globes are just three weeks away.

    "Apparently [E! President and CEO] Ted [Harbart] told my reps that the E! red carpet is a puzzle and I am a piece of the puzzle, which is a wonderful puzzle piece, but I don't fit this particular puzzle and that when I see the puzzle, I will get it. I am a piece that doesn't understand only because they can't tell me who will take over. They kept saying, 'When you see the new puzzle, you will know it is not a personal insult.' I was like, are you kidding? I got canned, bottom line... So now I am living in my house, just a happy funny puzzle piece looking for a new puzzle."

    Not that Kathy is desperate. She recently began filing the second season of her reality show Life on the D List. And, yes, she's still working things out with her husband, Matt Moline. In fact, look for him to be part of season two.

    Update: Looks like Kathy was replaced by Ryan Seacrest, who signed a seven-figure deal with E! Guess who is going to take a beating during her next stand-up gig...

    I want to start a campaign to get Mariah Carey to cover up.

    I know there are a ton of Mariah fans out there who think she can do no wrong. They love her, her angelic voice and extremely voluptuous bod. But I'm sick and tired of constantly have to look at her boobs and thighs busting out of her skintight outfits. It's g-r-o-s-s.

    Her top at Monday's Radio Music Awards put me over the edge. You could practically see her whole chest. Thankfully, no thigh action this time -- she was wearing some supertight jeans instead of a mini mini.

    I was contemplating really starting a campaign, urging everyone to send any and all leftover fabric -- from old TV shirts, skirts, panties or what have you -- to Mariah's manager. But, let's face it, I ain't that organized and I lose interest in things pretty quickly. (See my Free Kate Moss from rehab campaign, which lasted... two days.)

    I guess I just want to go on record once again and say that Mariah's fashion sense is appalling. She needs to stop living by the "less is more" rule and cover up more of her jiggle. Contrary to what her people must be telling her, not everyone wants to see it.

    Related: Billboard Music Awards

  • Best & Worst of the American Music Awards
  • E_JohnSpencer_136.jpgWe lost some great entertainers and celebrities in '05. West Virginia native Bob Denver -- Gilligan from Gilligan's Island -- was among my favorites. Hats off to all of them...

    January
    15: Ruth Warrick, 88, actress
    23: Johnny Carson, 79, comedian

    February
    4: Ossie Davis, 87, actor
    10: Arthur Miller, 89, playwright
    20: Sandra Dee, 60, actress
    Hunter S. Thompson, 67, writer

    March
    21: Barney Martin, 82, actor
    26: Paul Hester, 46, drummer
    29: Johnnie Cochran, 67, attorney/courtroom entertainer
    30: Mitch Hedberg, 37, comedian

    April
    6: Prince Rainier III of Monaco, 81
    23: Sir John Mills, 97, actor
    29: William J. Bell, 78, soap writer/executive producer

    May
    17. Frank Gorshin, 72, actor

    June
    6: Anne Bancroft, 73, actress

    July
    1: Luther Vandross, 54, singer

    August
    7: Peter Jennings, 67, news anchor
    8: Barbara Bel Geddes, 82, actress
    9: Matthew McGrory, 32, actor

    September
    2: Bob Denver, 70, actor
    25: Don Adams, 82, actor

    October
    24: Rosa Parks, 92, civil rights activist

    November
    13: Eddie Guerrero, 38, professional wrestler
    24: Pat Morita, 73, actor
    29: Wendie Jo Sperber, 47, actress

    December
    10: Richard Pryor, 65, comedian
    16: John Spencer, 58, actor

    Which of these stars were among your favorites? Share your list below.

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    I love when I'm right!

    While watching the Billboard Music Awards last week, I noticed what appeared to be a baby bump on one Gwen Stefani. (Click on photo for larger view.) I even mentioned it in our slide show. Well, no one rallied behind me. In fact, one of my friends told me I was completely wrong.

    "It just looks like she's pregnant because she's wearing a wrap dress," said one of my friends dismissively. "They're very unforgiving."

    Whatever! The real reason Gwen looked bumpy is because she's expecting her first baby with husband Gavin Rossdale, who she married three years ago. According to Us Weekly -- who broke the story -- she's due in June.

    "We are delighted," Gavin's father, Douglas, told the mag. Stefani's mother, Patti, also reportedly confirmed the pregnancy to them.

    This will be Gwenie-Gwen-Gwen's first child. Gavin has a 16-year-old daughter, Daisy Lowe, from a previous relationship. In a Hollywood twist, Gavin learned he was Daisy's father after taking a DNA test in 2004. Prior to that, he was the girl's godfather and had no idea she was his offspring.

    For more on the Hollywood Baby Boom, check out our Celebrity Baby Tracker. Or start with these mamas-to-be:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow

  • Katie Holmes

  • Melissa Joan Hart

  • Christy Turlington

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  • Watch it: Gwen is pregnant!

    E_ChrisMartin_136.jpgHave you heard of Skype yet? It's sorta like IM, but you have a headset and you can actually call people right from your computer. With landlines going the way of Ashlee Simpson's career, it's a pretty cool invention. Anyway, to increase buzz about their product, they are having a little contest and the winner gets... a phone call from the Coldplay boyz, who are promoting their new single Talk.

    The funniest part about this whole contest thing is that to enter, you have to leave a message for Coldplay -- through Skype, natch. Then the fellas listen to the messages -- as absurd as they will probably be -- and judge which one is best.

    If you really want to win, I'd recommend a ramble about free trade, which is the Chris M.'s pet project. Avoid topics like the Darkness singer Justin Hawkins and Liam Gallagher of Oasis, both of whom Chris is feuding with.

    Here are the three things I would ask Chris Martin if I got him on the phone:
    1. What makes you a sexier vegetarian than known veggies Josh Hartnett, Jude Law and Lenny Kravitz? And did you campaign for the title?

    2. Does your germophobe wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, make you take off your shoes before you come into the house -- or is that just limited to guests?

    3. When Gwynnie gives birth next year, will you be naming your new baby after produce?

    E_NickJess_2005_136.jpgAre they selling "Team Lachey" shirts yet?

    I gotta tell ya, I like Nick Lachey. I always thought that he was a down-to-earth guy. He's from Ohio -- always goes home to visit and is a huge fan of all his local teams. He just seems nice. Plus, he's hot.

    As for Jessica, I never disliked her. But I will say that I think her head swelled up (her lips too!) when she starred in Dukes of Hazzard. It was like suddenly she was a popular chick -- she certainly was popular with costar Johnny Knoxville -- and I just couldn't deal with her anymore. Didn't help that she was on the cover of every magazine and started shilling anything her daddy could get her name on.

    Well, now I'm liking her even less. Apparently, her reps are launching a massive PR attack against Nick. Her spokesman is calling every gossip reporter in town with tips about Nick. He's been saying that Nick was having an affair, he's greedy, stuff like that.

    Isn't it enough that Jessica has all the money? Does she have to play nasty too? I mean, she essentially earned all of he cash because of her marriage. She played that newlywed card and won big. Nick just didn't cash in as much. Maybe he didn't feel like selling his soul for lipgloss. He stuck to making music and, now and then, talking sports on ESPN.

    She's starting to be become one of my least favorite people.

    E_PatrickDempsey_136.jpgThe highlight of 2005 TV for me was getting my DVR. Changed. My. Life. Not exaggerating. Okay, moving on to something you care about...

    What was good about TV this year? I'll tell ya...
    1. Grey's Anatomy. Anything with Patrick Dempsey in it will get me to tune in. I'll forever love him because of Can't Buy Me Love. McDreamy for sure.
    2. Wentworth Miller from Prison Break. Yummy. I'd tattoo his name on my body...
    3. The Apprentice. After two lame seasons, the Donald made things better this year with his surprise firings. (Four at once!) And am I the only one who liked Apprentice: Martha Stewart? But I still haven't gotten over the fact that Dawna didn't know how to play Scrabble. Hel-lo?
    4. Heidi Klum's new show Project Runway became my new fashion fix. Auf Wiedersehen.
    5. I'd join Adrien Grenier's Entourage any day.
    6. I'm going to embarrass myself a little, but I suddenly love Oprah. She has the most interesting guests who are always talking about they overcame these enormous obstacles. The guy with no limbs who became a champion wrestler. The quadriplegic who started running in marathons -- with a push from his dad. Suddenly I'm watching Oprah marathons and tearing up like a baby. I know, I know -– cheesy. Feel free to make fun of me below. I just think that in her 20th season, she's at the top of her game.
    7. Laguna Beach. Need I say more?
    8. Although I hate Jason Lee's 'stache, I love My Name Is Earl.
    9. David Letterman is –- and always will be -– my late night husband. Can't live without him.

    And the bad?
    1. I'm over Desperate Housewives. Don't want to see it, hear about it, smell it.
    2. To my annoyance, Dancing with the Stars became the hit of the summer. Bo-ring. And I know this is going to piss some of you off, but I think John O'Hurley is the devil.
    3. I was all about Chaotic: Britney & Kevin... for about three weeks. I made it through the revelation that she was having sex with Kevin four times a day (TMI, Britney!), but I decided to move along when B&K spent an episode sliding across a dining room table on their stomachs.
    4. Rock Star: INXS was a joke. No one will ever replace Michael Hutchence. Ever, ever, ever...
    5. Being Bobby Brown was so bad it was good. But it was still bad, ya know? I think I could have made it through life without hearing about how Bobby helped extract feces from Whitney when she was constipated. Gosh, I bet you could have lived without hearing that too, huh? Sorry.

    Now, take a minute and share you rants and raves about the 2005 TV season. Or just agree or disagree with my picks below.

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    E_BritneyKevinBit_136.jpgBritney Spears is suing Us Weekly, and I advise that she proceed with caution.

    You see, Britney is suing Us for printing what she calls an "outrageous fabrication" -- that she and her husband have a sex tape. The story, which ran in October, upset Britney so much that she's suing for $20 million. You know all that money is so going directly to support her freeloader husband.

    But when she sues for one specific thing like that, it makes it seem like everything else they've printed is correct. Like the fact that Britney kicked Kevin to the curb about four times in the last two months. That she contemplated repossessing his car. That she wanted a divorce.

    If those stories weren't true, then why isn't she suing over those as well? It really makes me wonder.

    Watch it: Britney sues Us Weekly

    I've been giving Christina Applegate a lot of crap for cheating on her hunky husband, Johnathon Schaech. Well, apparently she wasn't the only one with a wandering eye. Page Six reports that Johnathon stepped out the other night with his secret new girlfriend.

    Here's what happened: Johnathon was in Las Vegas with his "best friends Shannon Elizabeth and pro poker player Antonio Esfandiari" for the opening of a new club. But after making his public entrance, Johnny went inside to hook up with his gal pal, Maria. He reportedly made out with the tiny blonde all night long -- all night -- in the VIP room.

    So what, right? They're separated. Who cares what they're doing now. It's different when they're happily married and cheating. But I actually think the most interesting part of this story is that Johnathon is "best friends" with Shannon Elizabeth. I think that's weird. They seem so different.

    Also at the Vegas party? Mario Lopez -- the moron who cheated on his wife Ali Landry on their honeymoon. He showed up with his new girlfriend, Survivor winner Danni Boatright. Interesting they're suddenly dating now that she's a millionaire. You know he has no money -- he hasn't done anything good since Saved By the Bell.

    E_NicoletteSheridan_136.jpgHas Nicollette Sheridan found new love with an old flame?

    Last night on Access Hollywood, they ran footage of the newly single Nic, who ended her brief engagement to Nicklas Soderblom in October, out to dinner with former boyfriend Michael Bolton. They were at the Ivy -- a "see and be seen place" in L.A. -- and set off such a flashbulb frenzy Nic couldn't even see to drive her car.

    Nic and Michael dated for a couple years a decade ago.

    Personally, I think there is something creepy yet perfect about their pairing. They both scare me a little.

    Related: Nicollette Sheridan & Michael Bolton: On Again!

    E_BritneyKevin_1205_136.jpgSo you aren't on Britney and Kevin's Christmas list? No worries -- I didn't make the cut either. But can't you just picture what their card would say? All that dysfunction -- I'm sure it would be a real doozie.

    Just for laughs, I imagine the holiday greeting cards of the top stars of 2005, and you don't even have to be on someone's silly VIP list to read them. Just click here.

    Or click on a celebrity:

  • Britney, Kevin & Sean Preston Federline

  • Maddox Jolie-Pitt

  • Nick Lachey

  • Kate Moss

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  • E_KateMossPete_136.jpgMerry Christmas, Kate.

    More bad news for superKate Moss. Her on-again/off-again boyfriend Pete Doherty's HIV-infected former drug dealer has gone public to urge Pete to get an AIDS test. Owen O'Dwyer was Petey's heroin dealer a few years back, and says that they used to shoot up together.

    "I'm terrified Pete might have HIV," Owen tells the London Sun. "I had no idea I had the disease when we were doing drugs -- I want him to know this was not intentional. We didn't share needles but we kept our needles in the same glass. I'm worried blood on the needles may have mixed."

    After getting caught on camera doing coke with Pete, Kate spent time in rehab this fall. Upon her release, she urged her boyfriend of 11 months -- a known drug user -- to seek treatment at the same place. Pete checked in -- briefly. He left a few days later because he couldn't hack it.

    I really hope she doesn't get back together with him now.

    E_AngelinaZahara_136.jpgBy far the biggest baby news of the year was the arrival of Britney and Kevin's evil spawn sweet bundle of joy, Sean Preston Federline. As soon as Britney arrived at the Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center on September 14 for her scheduled c-section, news hit the Internet. It was like: "The baby is coming! The baby is coming!" It was insane.

    After Brit gave birth, she retreated to her L.A. home for a month. She spent the time trying to drop some poundage, deciding who to sell baby's first photos to and fighting with Kevin. A month later, we had our first Britney sighting. Sporting a flat belly, which sparked talk of a tummy tuck, Britney and Kevin stepped out for a bite to eat at their favorite restaurant in Malibu, Moonshadows. In November, her favoritist magazine in the whole widest world, People, ran the first Sean Preston pictures.

    Though not every celebrity birth generated the headlines that little Sean Preston's did, they're just as important. Here they are...

    January
    23: J.K. Rowling & Neil Murray's daughter Mackenzie

    February
    20: David & Victoria Beckham's son Cruz
    25: Stella McCartney & Alasdhair Willis's son Miller
    Holly Robinson & Rodney Peete's son Roman

    March
    1: Joan Lunden & Jeff Konigsberg's son Jack Andrew and daughter Kimberly Elise
    5: Nicole Ari Parker & Boris Kodjoe's daughter Sophie
    15: Molly Shannon & Fritz Chesnutt's son Nolan
    22: James Denton & Erin O'Brien's daughter Malin

    April
    6: Elisabeth & Tim Hasselbeck's daughter Grace
    14: Nancy Kerrigan & Jerry Solomon's son Brian
    Emily & Charlie Robinson's daughter Julianna and son Henry
    19: Taylor & Natalie Hanson's daughter Penelope Anne
    22: Carnie Wilson & Rob Bonfiglio's daughter Lola Sofia

    May
    7: Sharon Stone adopted son Laird Vonne

    June
    1: Denise Richards & Charlie Sheen's daughter Lola Rose
    2: George Stephanopoulos & Ali Wentworth's daughter Harper
    3: Penn & Emily Jillette's daughter Moxie Crimefighter
    8: Amy Brenneman & Brad Silberling's son Bodhi
    9: Laura Leighton & Doug Savant's daughter Lucy
    20: Martina & John McBride's daughter Ava Rose
    22: Angie Harmon & Jason Sehorn's daughter Avery Grace
    23: Rachel Griffiths & Andrew Taylor's daughter Adelaide

    July
    3: Laurie Metcalf & Matt Roth's daughter Mae
    7: Angelina Jolie adopted daughter Zahara Marley
    10: Ben Stiller & Christine Taylor's son Quinlin Dempsey
    17: Cindy Margolis & Guy Starkman daughters Sabrina and Sierra
    22: Sean & Christine Aston's daughter Isabella Louise
    29: Pete Sampras & Bridgette Wilson-Sampras's son Ryan Nikolas

    August
    3: Michelle Branch & Teddy Landu's daughter Owen Isabelle
    Monica Potter & Chris Allison's daughter Molly Brigid
    5: Rena Sofer & Sanford Bookstaver's daughter Avalon Leone
    22: Jerry & Jessica Seinfeld's son Shepherd Kellen
    24: Soliel Moon Frye & Jason Goldberg's daughter Poet Sienna Rose

    September
    2: Dylan McDermott & Shiva Rose's daughter Emmi Reese
    10: Tina Fey & Jeff Richmon's daughter Alice
    12: Heidi Klum & Seal's son Henry Gunter Ademola Dashtu Samuel
    14: Britney Spears & Kevin Federline's son Sean Preston
    24: Bo Bice & Caroline Fisher's son Aidan
    30: Kevin James & Steffiana de la Cruz's Daughter Sienna-Marie

    October
    3: Benjamin Bratt & Talisa Soto's son Mateo Bravery
    Mo'Nique & Sidney Hicks's sons Jonathan and David
    Nicolas Cage & Alice Kim: Kal-el Coppola
    12: Ming-Na & Eric Zee's son Cooper Dominic
    15: Noah & Tracy Wyle's daughter Auden
    16: Kevin & Sam Sorbo's daughter Octavia Flynn
    28: Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams's daughter Matilda
    No dates: Maya Rudolph & P.T. Anderson's daughter Pearl
    Jennifer Beals & Ken Dixon's daughter

    November
    9: Conan & Liza O'Brien's son Beckett
    17: Kristi Yamaguchi & Bret Hedican's daughter Emma Yoshiko
    27: Rod Stewart & Penny Lancaster's son Alastair Wallace

    December
    1: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner's daughter Violet Anne

    Talk about it: Which baby name is the wackiest? Weigh in below.

    Related: Celebrity Baby Tracker

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    E_MichelleRodriguez_136.jpgWhen Lost star Michelle Rodriguez was arrested for driving drunk in Hawaii a few weeks ago, she got lippy with the fuzz.

    According to court and police documents obtained by a local TV station, Michy was driving her Benz down a Honolulu highway -- weaving more than a basket maker -- so the cops pulled her over. Her blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. When cops tried to explain the drunk driving sanctions to her, she was "very argumentative" and kept interrupting the cops.

    "I don't [blanking] belong here!" she told them. "Why don't you just put a gun to my head and shoot me. You've already taken my freedom. You might as well take my life too."

    I think ole girl's been watching too many old Mel Gibson flicks. Remember his famous line in Braveheart: "...They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

    Once Michelle was in the cop car, she said, "Just take my car and I'll walk all the way to the North Shore, but don't leave me in the back of this car, poppie."

    Fifteen minutes later, Michelle's costar, Cynthia Watros, was arrested on the same road and also charged with drunk driving. However, she didn't quote Braveheart or call anyone "poppie."

    E_TomCruiseKatie2_136.jpgTom Cruise and Katie Holmes spent the weekend in Miami with their only friends, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. They had dinner together, went clubbing (the v. pregnant Katie and crew arrived at a place called Snatch at 1:30am), took a private yacht tour and watched Will perform at the Jingle Ball.

    In fact, during Will's performance, he called TomKat to the stage. Ever the clever public speaker, Tom grinned his trademark grin and asked the audience, "How's it going?" (Enter fist pump here.) "This is my first time in Miami and I love it."

    It was his first time in Miami? Mr. International Film Star? He who owns homes around the world and has numerous private jets has never been to Miami?

    I just don't get him.

    More than that, I just don't get why these four are friends. I mean, I know that Jada and Tom costarred in Collateral. Get that. But what in the world do they have in common that would carry their relationship off-screen?

    Will and Jada seem so down-to-earth and normal -- as far as stars go. But maybe Will is secretly paying Jada to be married to him. Or maybe they're closet Scientologists. Or maybe Will and Jada are big couch jumpers and they just haven't gone public with it.

    Why do you think they're friends? What do you think they talk about? Dish below...

  • Brangelina fans will be psyched that Jennifer Aniston is getting some terrible reviews for her new movie, Rumor Has It. One media outlet calls it a "wreck."
  • Love Bono, but how big is his head gonna swell now that Time named him one of their "Persons of the Year"?
  • Woody Allen, who just filmed Match Point starring Scarlett Johansson and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers in London, says that he just loves London's dreary weather. Awesome. I hope he and his daughter move there.
  • Nick Lachey is reportedly in talks to sell his story to OK! for $300,000. He certainly needs the money.
  • E_NickJess_2005_136.jpgJessica Simpson is always trying to steal the limelight from her poor little sister, Ashlee!

    I just told you that Ash was hospitalized Thursday after collapsing and is currently being treated for "exhaustion." Well no sooner does she snag a few headlines, when Jessica goes and files her divorce papers, stealing the spotlight right back.

    You see, Jessica's divorce trumps Ashlee's "exhaustion." Poor Ashlee loses again!

    In Jessica's divorce petition, which she filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday, she cited irreconcilable differences as the reason she wants out of her marriage to Nick Lachey. As I mentioned, the silly couple have no prenup and in the petition, Jess asked the court not to grant Nick spousal support.

    In the immortal words of Kanye West: "If you ain't no punk holla, 'We want prenup. We want prenup.' It's something that ya need ta have, 'cause when she leave yo ass, she leave with half."

    In this case, it's Nick who could leave with half. Jess earned $35 million last year.

    Thankfully, the two nitwits have no children. (See Britney Spears & Kevin Federline.)

    Nick and Jessica announced they were splitting on November 23, wrecking havoc on my quiet Thanksgiving weekend.

    Meanwhile, Us Weekly reports that Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lopez -- two ladies who know a little somethin' somethin' about divorce -- have sent Jessica supportive text messages.

    How queer.

    Watch it: Jessica Simpson files for divorce.

    E_JohnSpencer_136.jpgWest Wing star John Spencer died earlier today at a Los Angeles hospital from a heart attack. He was a week away from turning 59.

    John was a longtime Hollywood man. His first acting role was in 1963, when he landed a part on the Patty Duke Show. Other memorable roles include Tommy Mullaney in L.A. Law and Det. Lipranzer in the Harrison Ford movie Presumed Innocent. He playing veteran politico Leo McGarry on West Wing since it debuted in 1999.

    John's work on the show earned him an Emmy for supporting actor in a drama series in 2002 and nominations in 2000, 2001, 2003 and 2004. He was also nominated for a Golden Globe nomination.

    Earlier in his career John battled the bottle. He's talked numerous times about being in recovery and how great his life had become.

    After one failed marriage, he vowed to never marry again. But he had a long-term, serious relationship with live-in love Patricia Mariano, who frequently joined him on the red carpet.

    The West Wing's Aaron Sorkin and Tommy Schlamme said, "We're shocked and deeply saddened by the sudden death of our friend and colleague. John was an uncommonly good man, an exceptional role model and a brilliant actor. We feel privileged to have known him and worked with him. He'll be missed and remembered everyday by his many, many friends."

    He was a real class act, and I bid him a fond farewell.

    Watch it: Remembering John Spencer.

    Randal was always Mr. Nice Guy on the Apprentice. When he grandmother passed away during the show, I felt for him. He really seemed like a good guy. So what the heck happened last night?

    He totally gets the "Oh No He Didn't" award for telling the Donald not to give Rebecca a job.

    You see, Randal won the thing fair and square. But Donald told Randal he was considering also hiring plucky Rebecca -- who broke her leg early in the game and stayed in it! -- for a different position in the company. When he asked Randal for his opinion, Randal told him not to hire her.

    "This is the Apprentice, not the 'Apprenti...'" said the greedy MIT grad.

    It wouldn't have hurt him if Rebecca got a job. He'd still be the winner and she will forever be the loser. So what's the biggie? It was rude and very out of character for the guy I'd been rooting for all along.

    Randal's new job will be to help Mr. Trump renovate his three major Atlantic City casinos and hotels. And as someone who stayed in one of Trump's AC dumps -- $500 a night and it was like a Motel 8 -- Randal has his work cut out for him.

    Dog Randal -- or just share your thoughts about the show -- here.

    E_SOS_Cinderella_136.jpgI love to see celebrities act like idiots. (See Ashlee "I Love Standing on the Counter at McDonalds" Simpson.) That's what makes my world go round.

    Town & Country magazine has a list of the worst celebrity behavior of 2005 -- and it's fabulous. There's Russell Crowe, Paula Abdul, Tom Cruise and so many more. Then there's a "Hall of Shame" section too.

    Enjoy!

    E_AshleeSimpsonJessica_136.jpgWhile Papa Joe Simpson has been spending too much time obsessing over daughter Jessica (and her boobs!), his youngest kiddie, Trashlee, collapsed last night while performing and has been hospitalized.

    While singing "Boyfriend" for MTV Japan, the 21-year-old told the audience she felt sick and then said, "I love you guys," according to Us Weekly. Moments later, she fell in an elevator was immediately taken by ambulance to a local hospital.

    While her sister Jessica's career has been charmed -- she earned $35 million last year -- Ashlee has struggled. Though she's sold a lot of albums, she was caught in a lip-syncing scandal, which nearly wrecked her career. Most recently, she was videotaped climbing on the counter at McDonalds -- obviously intoxicated -- yelling at employees.

    I think it's just a matter of time till her peeps annouce that she's suffering from "exhaustion." You know what that really means.

    Maybe she's looking for daddy's attention?

    E_TeriHatcher3_136.jpgTeri Hatcher doesn't have sex in a van outside of her house. Got it?

    The Desperate Housewives star will be given "very substantial" libel damages and a front-page apology from the British rag the Daily Sport after they ran a story saying she often has sex in her VW bus -- outside of her California home -- while her daughter is in the house. London's High Court handed down the ruling earlier today.

    "I have tolerated many ridiculous and fabricated lies and gossip in the tabloids," said the single mom in a statement after the case was settled. "But when a story appeared about me, insinuating that I am an irresponsible and neglectful parent, I had to draw the line."

    The article appeared in the Sport on July 25 with the headline "Teri's Passion Wagon." The story was accompanied by a picture of a smiling Teri standing next to the van and the caption: "Tasty Teri's old VW helps her with her sex drive." Her lawyer said that while Teri does own a camper, it's used it to take her daughter on trips.

    E_BritneyPregnant_136.jpgHow many of you have typed "Britney Spears" into a search bar this year? Apparently a whole lot of ya.

    Although Britney Spears hasn't been on stage at all this year, Sean Preston's mommy is again #1 on Yahoo's annual list of the most-searched terms on the web. This is the third year she's held the top spot.

    Despite having her own reality show and releasing an album of remixes, it was actually the birth of Sean P. on September 14 that brought her the most attention.

    The other popular search terms were (in order): 50 Cent, the Cartoon Network, Mariah Carey, Green Day, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Eminem, Ciara and Lindsay Lohan.

    It's so interesting that Britney hasn't done anything new in over a year, yet people continue to be utterly fascinated with her. Why do you think that is? Why do you read about Britney? Is it the whole train-wreck thing? You're waiting for something bad to happen? Do you like to see what she's wearing? Are you one of the few who actually thinks she's talented? Please, please explain to me below why it is that you like to read about Miss Britney.

  • The new star of Superman Returns, Brandon Routh, is said to be causing problems on the set because he's too "manly." A source on the set tells Page Six: "Brandon is extremely well-endowed... We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects." I'm sure that story has Brandon's flying high today.
  • Kathie Lee Gifford is dying for Regis and Kelly to invite her on their show. "I would love to," she whined to Martha Stewart. "All it would take is an invitation.... But that's gonna happen when hell freezes over." Talk about a desperate housewife.
  • Here's that picture of Nicole Richie and DJ AM when they met up on Tuesday. Apparently they had dinner. They don't look too happy, but at least they're talking. There's still hope.
  • Meanwhile, Nic's former BFF has two new animals to treat like crap. Paris, who was recently voted the world's worst dog owner by The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog was accessorized with two new dogs the other day. I'm sure she didn't get them at the shelter either. Bad Paris. Heel.
  • There's a certain irony about the fact that a hairstylist stole Kevin Costner's laptop. Does Kevin still have hair left to be styled?
  • The Beatles (Paul, Ringo and the two widows on behalf of George and John) are suing EMI for $53 million in unpaid royalties. If they win, I say they give the money to charity or Ringo and Olivia Harrison split it. Paul McCartney doesn't need another penny... neither does Yoko.
  • E_VictoriaGotti_136.jpgDearest "Gotti hottie" groupies,

    I have some bad news for you. After three seasons, the high-quality program Growing Up Gotti has been canceled.

    It's all about the ratings, ladies. In the beginning, you all tuned in. There were 3.2 million of you when the show debuted. But recent episodes averaged just under 800,000.

    With those ratings did the show deserve to stay on the air? Fuhgetaboutit!

    Here's what I think happened: Initially, Growing Up Gotti was the only place you could see "hotties" Carmine, John and Frankie. But the success of the show made the boys blow up. Suddenly they were everywhere -- opening tan salons, trying to sing on a tacky VH1 show, appearing on the red-carpet like superstahs, etc.

    Then there was the little scandal in which Mama Gotti said she had cancer... when she didn't.

    You got over them! You realized they are more cheesy than hot. You moved on to new obsessions.

    So now the "Gotti hotties" are left behind with their over-gelled hair, baggy pants and fake 'n' bake skin. And I can't say that I'm sad to see them go.

    Related: Talk about Growing Up Gotti.

    E_Family_WillGrace_136.jpgThe folks at Will & Grace are pulling out all of the stops in their final season. They are planning a second live episode, which will air January 12 (8-8:30 p.m. ET in its new time period). The show centers around Karen (Megan Mullally), who throws a birthday party, then spends most of the episode in the bathroom.

    The overachievers said that they are will perform the show twice -- one on the East Coast and once on the West Coast, using different jokes in the separate broadcasts.

    Here's the plot: All of the top socialites are invited to Karen's big birthday bash. But the party becomes the disaster of the year when the gang winds up crammed together in Karen's bathroom.

    Expect lots of potty talk.

    Don't forget that today is Howard Stern's last day on the regular old radio. Next year, he moves on over to satellite, which means you have to pay to hear him. Cha-ching.

    If all goes according to Howard's plan -- and the NYC transit workers don't strike -- the shock jock will have a big blow-out of a final show this morning from 6am to 10. Part of it will be live and Yahoo will have that on the net. For info, click here.

    You know that Howard thinks big, so expect anything to happen.

    Long live the "King of all Media."

    E_BritneyKevin_1205_136.jpgThings have been c-r-a-z-y for Kevin and Britney lately. They've got a cryin' baby at home, they can't stop fighting and they're on the cover of every tabloid along with heavy words like "divorce," "split" and "over."

    The latest is that Kevin supposedly gave a dishy interview to an In Touch reporter as he exited the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas earlier this month. Britney had kicked him out, so headed to Vegas with his boyz.

    "I love her," Kevin told said reporter. "But ask me now about life apart from Britney, and all I can say is, 'Can it be any worse than living with her?' I am doing what she wanted, getting out of the house and trying to find work, but I do that and she trashes my efforts. She just wants me at her beck and call as a little house husband. Marriage is something you don't go into lightly. She has to learn she can't just pick me up and dump me off, like her first husband."

    Kev also said that he doesn't like lawyers, but he needs "protection" and would ask for $125 million from Britney if their marriage were to end.

    I must say that the interview sounds a little hokey. I wee bit made up. But I don't think Kevin is a particularly intelligent lad, so I wouldn't be surprised if these were his words. But I do question why there isn't at least one "yo" in there somewhere.

    Of course Britney's spokeswoman denied Kevin ever gave the interview. As for their fighting, she said, "He and Britney are as normal as other couples."

    Britney and Kevin are a "normal" couple? Riiiight. None of the couples I know own numerous mansions, drive Ferraris or own their own private plane. But they all do wear their shoes in public restrooms, shower on a semi-regular basis and try to talk things out before screaming divorce every five minutes.

    70s_logo_136.jpgBummer!

    That 70s Show, which has been a Fox staple since 1998, has been canceled. The show will air through the end of the season.

    Apparently, the show stars -- like Wilmer Valderrama, Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon and Mila Kunis -- were asking for too much moolah.

    Personally, I blame Wilmer! He's gone turned into Mr. Hollywood over the last year or two. And I think this CHiPS thing has gone to his head.

    It also didn't help that original cast members Ashton Kutcher and Topher Grace left the show last season. Ashton has been popping in now and then, but it's been on a part-time basis.

    From now until May the show has a bunch of guest stars lined up, including Chris Knight and Barry Williams from The Brady Bunch and the one and only Mary Tyler Moore.

    Peace out.

    Paris Hilton is a total loser.

    I love being able to say that. And it's true -- Paris has been named a loser on iVillage's first annual Celebrity Winners & Losers of 2005 list. Who else made the cut? Well, there are two Jennifers, Tom and Katie, a couple supermodels and slew of other newsmakers. Flip through the whole list, then talk smack about the choices here.

    Ain't freedom of speech grand?

    Speaking of Paris, PETA doesn't like her either. She tops their new worst-dress list.

    When Christina Applegate's hunky husband, Johnathon Schaech, filed for divorce last week, rumor had it that it was because his wife of four years had a new man. You see, she was seen out and about in NYC in November, playing a little kissy-kissy with a mystery fella.

    Well, Us Weekly says the fella is jack of all trades Lee Grivas, who is a skateboarder, rocker and Alaskan fisherman. (When does he even have time to make out?) Christina and Lee are said to be "seriously dating."

    Christina will have more time to seriously date beginning January 1. That's the date Sweet Charity closes.

    Christina Ricci is "all over the guy." Her guy, that is.

    Us Weekly reports that Christina kicked longtime boyfriend Adam Goldberg out of their L.A.-area home. No reason for the boot was given, but Adam is said to get custody of one of their dogs.

    Last week PerezHilton.com reported that Adam was recently seen in NYC kissing another woman. Said woman was most definitely not the lollipop-bod Christina. During that sighting he was also doing -- or about to do -- some "Kate Moss." But that's a story for another day...