I'm thinking toilet scrubbing. Wouldn't it be great to see Paris on her hands and knees with a toilet brush in those finely manicured hands?

What a thought!

She drives? Aren't a certain number of IQ points needed to pass a drivers test?

I would enjoy seeing pics of here picking up trash on the street a la Boy George. Maybe her little pooch could drag the bag for her.

She should be strapped to a chair and forced to listen to her own CD, & interviews, and watch The Simple Life for hours on end.

I have the best one yet! She could work at a Humane Shelter scooping poop. She always goes on and on about how she loves animals.(ummm...new tape in the works?)

Having to scoop poop in a Humane Shelter with no a/c, servants or air freshener. Wouldn't it be great?

Oh! It'd be even better if they filmed it and entitled the tape "Paris is full of Crap!".

God, I can't stand her! Whatever "community service" she does will be like all celebrity community service; no big deal.

Suzy, keep us posted!

A non-stop David Letterman marathon with the topten and in-depth analysis of all the dumbest things she did and said, with prerecorded laughs and whistling wacko sounds.

She should be in jail doing what she seems to know best, give beauty advice and help the inmates there feel good about themselves. She can't seem to do anything right except to buy things and piss away her money.

She should be in jail doing what she seems to know best, give beauty advice and help the inmates there feel good about themselves. She can't seem to do anything right except to buy things and piss away her money.

Leave her in jail, she'll really "serve" the community...

Lock her, Lohan, Ashlee Simpson,the Olsen twins, and Nicole Richie in a small cell together. Whomever comes out alive is fit to return to civilization. The others we will never have to worry about again.

Pop her in a orange jumpsuit & stick her on the highways to pick up trash. Pick a highway with a lot of 18 wheelers. Maybe one will blow her ass off the side of the road. ( Not hurt her though)

I just read about this on Perez's page and it seems as though the one drink story is true...but then again Perez is in love with Paris, so it may all be a lie! ;)

Make her work at a wal-mart,since she acted like she never heard of the company.

She should be sent to a retirement home to help the elderly. She should have to feed, bathe, wipe the bottoms of those unable to do it for themselves. It might just open her eyes to how fortunate she is and how she will end up.

Challenge her with a very intellectual work at the University with a Scholar (who should be highly paid for that in order to deal with Paris)

she shouldn't have to do anything! they didn't even prove that she was drunk. she was just tired, who wouldn't be with the schedule she keeps, gracing the world with her brains and beauty!

She was on the radio this morning with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS in Los Angeles confirming exactly what everything is being said. She was very matter of fact and gave the impression that she was not arrested but just taken into the station and that the police said they had to do that people would not think she was getting special treatment

Send her to Darfur, Sudan to help all those people who are suffering daily due to the civil war there...then ship to another planet..

Send her some place were people are starving. With so many thin people around, she die of lack of envy. I know it would KILL me.

no matter how skinny you are and how much you have or haven't eaten all day, one drink will NOT make you a .08

She will get away with no punishment whatsoever. She might have to pay a small fine. No community service, & no jail time. I doubt she is even warned to behave herself in the future.

Paris Hilton should be forced to wear one of those orange jumpsuits and have to pick up trash somewhere like rodeo drive, where all her "friends" can watch her. Plus they should make her go to dui classes with the common folks who will end up telling her exactly how big of fans of hers they aren't. She is such a squeezy whore!

I wondered why she didn't strip and the police let her off the hook! She probably tried! Slut!

How about put her in a soup kitchen to serve food to the homeless. I think that should be for anyone though, not just Paris. People need to more humanity in their hearts.

That's a good one, Humanity in their hearts! Ha! Ha!
As if.

If Paris did drink and drive then she deserves her punishment but, how many of you that have posted this comments done the same thing, many times and gotten away with it? I'm not saying I like her or that I don't agree with some of you it just that you shouldn't judge her if you have done the same.

I think that Paris Hilton is a spoiled, conseeded, egotistical brat, that needs to know what it is like in the real world. She thinks because she is a HILTON, she should get special treatment. I lost 2 children to a drunk driver, and think that anyone no matter who they are, should face the wrath of the courts. If it was a regular person, they would have to suffer the consiquences.
I honestly think that Paris Hilton should have to spend the day with people who have lost loved ones this way, and maybe, just maybe, someone could find out that she does have a heart..DOUBTFUL, BUT THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WISHFUL THINKING.

Paris should have to take over all the servants daily chores for 1 full month.

Cooking, cleaning, errands.
While she is doing all the chores the servants should get to wear a Paris wig and outfit and say nasty things to her. They should be able to treat her how she treats them.
I would put money on it, she isn't a nice pleasant person to work for.

Why does everyone pick on Paris? Yes she was wrong to drink and drive but, alot have stars have and they haven't gotten the blame like her if you think she is stupid take a look at Jessica Simpson at least Paris can act and act Stupid and actually isn't!

Even if your rich and act stupid doesn't mean you don't have a heart her and her family donate a lot and have auctions ever year!They do more than most of use do!

Dear Fans

Enroll her in the space program and send her to Mars.

The real Paris, before plastic surgery, is frumpy. Check out this link:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html

Whenever I see Paris doing an interview or just on tv I can't tell if she's drunk or not!! My compliments to the arresting officer who arrested her.... I think that she should be sentenced to actually DO some of the work she PRETENDED to do on the Simple Life. She'd think again about looking down her nose at real people...

I lost a really good friend to a drunk driver so I have NO sympathy for her whatsoever. I think that the courts should place the heaviest punishment possible on her. A fine and community service will not teach her anything...appartently she's very hard to teach. She should have to deal with what the average person deals with in that situation. I really can not stand her...

She should be sentenced to prostituting herself for fame and fortune.....uh...oh wait....

Since Paris is Paris and a lot of people don't like her, i think that they should give her some kind of cumminity service and they should also punish her for being a Paris.

She has a been a pretty bad girl lately and she does sings horible. She should take Caribe's advice and be shipped to another country and have to work there to and with no help.

u all just haters and jealous cos Paris is a hotty- they should let her off with slight warning, but not too harsh, so she can concentrate on making videos and another album of fine toons

I think Dudley is a horny 12 year old boy. Who else thinks Paris is a hottie and has no taste in music?

.....besides Paris of course.

drinking and driveing is against the law. she deserves to be treated like anyone else that breaks the law.regardless how famous she is.

If she doesn't do some kind of time or get her license suspended I am going to be pissed, I am tired of seeing celebs skate. I bet she's been pulled over before and let off the hook.

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I think she should not be given any special treatment.But I do believe community service is part of her sentence and she should be put to work in either a shelter for the homeless or
for the Amimal Humane Society doing the
worst jobs possible.She could use alot of Humility in her life.