Exclusive: Halloween "Message" from Tom & Katie

One of my West Coast spies happened to cruise by Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise's posh Beverly Hills spread yesterday – she lives in the 'hood -- and found this elaborate pumpkin display outside by the curb.
"Look at how the pumpkin has a hand over its mouth like it's being silenced," reported my creeped out spy. "Like how Tom silenced Katie, maybe the pumpkin has some knowledge Tom doesn't want us to know..."
What do you think Tom and Katie's pumpkin is trying to tell us? Take guesses below.

Related: Tom & Katie's house may -- or may not -- be haunted. Enter sound of cackling witch here...




It's not his baby.
it looks like the pumpkin is laughing and trying to hide it, maybe snickering, meaning, that they know something we don't
It's trying to keep under wraps a juicy piece of gossip about tommyboy: TCLTC!
I think it just looks like it's laughing...
I think it looks like it's laughing too.
I wish I could carve pumpkins like that!
I was thinking the same thing about it laughing...maybe at everyone for speculating so much about this upcoming "marriage" ???
Another possibility:
"Tom's banging the pool boy."
You're right it IS laughing. It is the head of the Celebrity Center laughing all the way to the bank.
The pumpkin doesn't look happy. I think it's keeping a secret.
Definitely Keeping a secret.
Go back to that weird planet you and your people came from. I am so not a fan of that whack job......
hazelnut- that would be just too funny.
I think they are getting married this minute. They are laughing about the Nov.18th wedding date in Italy.
I think that it saw them "going for it" and it's trying to control its vomitous urges.
i'm taking anti-depressants!
"I've Got A Secret..." like all the secrets surrounding the wedding and stuff if you look at it one way....the other way you get pure d laughter.
it's laughing, prob at all the stupid media hovering outside, laughing simply because, they suck.
'speak no evil'
thats blatantly what it means, from the whole see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil thing, or however it goes, they're tryin to be ironic with it, using the traditional idea of pumpkins keeping away bad spirits, and all the things people say about them, so its basically tellin people to stop saying evil things about them.
"Oh s**t, We f**ked up".
It's another stupid publicity stunt. They probably said, "lets do something weird again to get more publicity!" Celebrities are rich and beautiful...but they're all whack jobs.
Or, Tom IS banging the pool boy...
holy freakin moly, this is SO scary...wow....that thing looks freakin evil and just..wow....omg this tells me there is psychotic people inside that house and they have some deep ISSUESSSSSSSSSSSS and just ..wow.......this pumpkin should be on the freakin FLAG of their crazy religion,,,
omg....guys....its their mascot
I think it is Tom trying to signal for HELP! He wants out of the CULT and is pleading with any fans he has left to free him from their GRIP!
YOU DO UNDERSTAND Coral. *tears of relief*
I posted earlier that Tom was keeping a secret. I think we now know what that secret is!!!
think before you speak
The TomKat Family
(to the tune of the Adams Family)
Her glazed looks kinda spooky.
His laugh makes him seem kooky.
Their brains are kinda soupy
From Scientology.
No one really believes 'em.
They worry, or laugh at them.
The baby looks like Kevin.
The TomKat Family.
Da da da*snap snap*
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