"Eva and Tony are officially engaged," Eva's rep told People. "The couple have never been happier."

Well, they certainly weren't happy in late September when they broke up. Tony was reportedly hooking with his ex-girlfriend, which Eva wasn't thrilled about, so they called it quits. But two weeks later, they reunited in Paris.

As for wedding details, even if I knew what the plans were, I wouldn't tell spill 'em. Ole girl drives me crazy with all her perky, cheery "Tony, Tony, Tony" talk. I'd rather read a book by Paris Hilton than listen to Eva discuss wedding plans.

And let's hope that this marriage goes better than Eva's first. She was married to General Hospital's Tyler Christopher before she was a big star... and reportedly treated him like total crap.

After a week of flashing her panty-free crotch more times than a Scores stripper, TMZ.com reports that Britney has purchased panties. The transaction took place at Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood, where she spent more than $3,000 on thongs and things.

On her receipt:

Brit -- who TMZ.com reports is a 36C just in case you were trying to size her up -- was shopping with a female friend at the store, tried on all her purchases and was even overheard saying, "I could live here."

Don't worry about living there, hon. Just make sure you add your new purchases to your wardrobe. We're all snatched out.

Oink, oink! Nicole Kidman is bringing home the bacon.

The Oscar winner, whose career soared after getting dropped by creepy Cruise, has become Hollywood's highest-paid actress according to The Hollywood Reporter. She makes between $16 million to $17 million a film and will get her biggest paycheck to date for the flick The Invasion, which comes out next August.

Nic bumps Julia Roberts from the top spot, which the Pretty Woman held for four years. These days Julia is more into her babies -- though she voices a character in the upcoming Charlotte's Web. On the other hand, Nic is rarely ever seen with her two children. They're always with Tom and his new bride, which just makes me so suspicious.

In the latest installment of middle-aged celebrity men behaving badly... Danny DeVito drunk on The View.

There's something so not cute about seeing him drunk -- even though he says George Clooney is the one who got him hammered.

Whelp, it looks like the cool new thing for Hollywood "It" girls to do is... attend AA meetings.

According to Page Six, one of their sources saw Lindsay Lohan at a 7:30am AA meeting near her L.A. apartment.

7:30am? Was she just rolling in from the night before?

One of LL's friends confirmed, "She has attended several meetings and has hopefully decided to turn her life around -- this time for good. She is out of control."

Not only has Lindsay been seen wearing a sobriety chip (placed strategically so that photogs could capture it), but I recently saw a photo of her toting the AA book Twelve Steps and Twelve Traditions. She had it in public so clearly she wants people to know this is what she's doing.

Hmmm... wonder if we'll see Paris and Britney holding hands at an AA meeting next? Or maybe they'll try Narcotics Anonymous just to adopt the trend but make it their own.

Here are two little tidbits I read in the new Us but didn't see on their site yet…

At the AMAs, presenters Sharon Stone and Christian Slater walked offstage, where photogs asked him to step to the side so that they could get photos of her alone. "You're breaking up the couple already?" Sharon purred. Shortly after, the duo hit the swag area. While Christian was picking out DKNY underwear, Sharon gave him some instruction. "You're not wearing the boxers, only tight underpants. No blue! Only black, white or gray." Christian replied: "Okay." So they're either sleeping together or she's just way up into his private space. Meanwhile, his divorce from Ryan Haddon has been finalized.

The other bit is about Brit-Brit… On November 25, while Britney was at Hyde with BFF Paris, Colin Farrell spotted her across the room. Flashback to pre-Federmistake: Britney attended a movie premiere with Colin and they reportedly did the nasty. Paris is also said to have hooked up with him. Us says that when Colin saw her, he turned to a friend and said: "Are you sure it's her?" However, he didn't make contact with his former bedmate(s). Two hours later, Brit and Paris were on the club's patio and Paris was overheard saying, "Don’t worry, Britney. I see Colin here all the time. You'll see him again. Who cares if he didn't talk to you?" Maybe Britney's planning a Farrell sequel? Meanwhile, with Colin out at Hyde "all the time," I wonder how that whole sobriety thing is going.

Paris may be on Nicole Richie's good side again, but meet the super-skinny star's newest nemesis:

Name: Rachel Zoe
Age: 35
Occupation: Stylist to stars like Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan and, until recently, little Nicole
Claim to Fame: Taking Nicole from trashy to chic and trendy

Read on for a blow-by-blow of this catfight -- trust us, it's good!

Dear Britney,

This morning I found yet another photo of you flashing your crotch. This is the third time in one week. Listen: I don't want to see your privates. I don't want to see your bum either -- whether it's fabulous or flabby. No interest.

You know, I was excited after you ditched K-Fed... but I've lost my enthusiasm when I realized you ditched wearing panties too. Your need to show the world you have a va-jay-jay is embarassing! We know you have one -- you had two kids in the last year for pete's sake. So cover it up – or at least wear panties with skirts. Did your mother not teach you anything?

Speaking of mothers, you're a mother now. Yes, I'm totally serious. So why don't you try to act like a mom for a minute or two. As in, maybe stay home one night a week instead of this excessive partying where you're looking cross-eyed and can barely stand. It's embarrassing. Actually, this whole display is more embarrassing than your horrible decision to marry K-Fed... and that's saying a lot.

Cheers!

Suzy

The new BFFs were in talks to co-host next week's Billboard Awards in Vegas. Now comes word that, at the eleventh hour, Britney pulled out of the negotiations.

"We really don't know the reason. But we're disappointed she backed out." a Fox source tells Us.

Maybe she remembered that if she appears on network television there will be censors? As in no crotch flashing, which is clearly her new favorite hobby... other than getting felt up by Paris in public.

Pam Anderson doesn't want us to say anything negative about her split from Kid Rock -- she's afraid her sons will read it.

From her Web site:

"I'm very concerned with the press on mine and Bob's divorce. I know I have people who want to defend me or people who want to defend Bob, but my children can read - and I'd like to resolve this amicably - not fueling fires - and with dignity.

"Kids don't know the difference between fact and tabloid …does anybody?

"Truth is Bob is great in many ways - we just don't belong together...we mutually agree. I love my children, he loves his son...we both have wonderful family and friends as support going thru this time."

Okay, so don't go commenting below about her statement. Don't talk about it with your cubemate at your office. Don't even think about why these dunderheads are divorcing after 3+ months. Silence is golden. Or not.

Meanwhile, Page Six says Pam and Kid split because she was out every night and he was left home with their three kids. It also suggests that Kid doesn't believe Pam had a miscarriage. Yikes.

All day, I have been mulling over this theory Suzy told me about this morning. She is convinced that Britney and Paris's new BFF act could be more than just a friendship. "Do you mean you think that like Britney and Paris are hooking up?!?" I asked her in disbelief. Although I shouldn't be surprised by anything those two wackjobs do, it still took me a while to process this information.

Then, Suzy showed me two things: First, was this article in which K-Fed says Britney was bisexual and begged him to have threesomes. Not that we're into believing the Fedster, but stil... And second was this picture of the girls clubbing in L.A. over the weekend.

"See," she said, "doesn't it look like Paris is grabbing her boob?" And look for yourself, it totally does. Besides boob grabbing and endless pantyless parades, the girlies have also been having sleepovers and non-stop boozefests. Plus, People.com is reporting that Paris is acting more like Brit Brit's boyfriend than bestie.

So, six hours later, here's what I think now: Brit and Paris are hooking up, but they're hooking up totally out of a need for attention (like they don't get enough already...), so you know there's a guy involved. And as Suzy said, with the way those two get around, you can bet there's a whole bunch of guys involved.

--Lindsey

Funny enough, that's the name of my friend Saryn's cat... that little trendsetting furball.

Thijs joins Matt and Annette's 5-year-old son, Jack, and 3-year-old daughter, Romy.

May the new addition have the friskiness and agility of a cat, but definitely less hair than one... unless it's on the top of his head. I'm sure Matt would agree with me about the last part.

After the ridiculousness which was Pam Anderson and Kid Rock's marriage, I'm so down on celebrity marriages. It seems like none of these nincompoops take their vows seriously – it's nothing more than an excuse to slip into a white bikini and sip Cristal -- which is unfortunate when there are people fighting for the legal right to marry in the first place. But that's a different rant.

One celebrity couple I'm holding out hope for are Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger, who I became mildly obsessed with last year during award show season. They are super cute. Anyway, they're also reportedly thisclose to exchanging vows. Page Six reports that last week they were seen picking up a marriage license in Brooklyn, where they live with their baby girl, Matilda.

Don't expect a big TomKat style for these two, who met on the set of their hit Brokeback Mountain. They try to live out of the spotlight as much as possible... unlike, say, Britney "I Stopped Wearing Panties" Spears and Paris Hilton.

Don't do it, Kate!

Page Six says that Owen "the Butterscotch Stallion" Wilson was engagement ring shopping with his mom at the Harry Winston store at the Highland Park Mall in Dallas.

"They were looking at a huge, pear-shaped, flawless diamond engagement ring," a spy tells the paper.

Although the source insists they were looking at an engagement band, Owen's rep says "Owen's mother was looking for jewelry for herself."

Kazakhstan man cause Pamela Anderson dump Kid Rock? According to Page Six, the answer is yes.

The gossip column reports that after Kid and Pam saw a screening of Borat -- in which Pam appears as the object of Borat's affection -- the two had a nasty blow up and things have never been the same.

"[Universal Studio chief ] Ron Meyer held a screening of Borat at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," a Pam pal tells Page Six. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it. Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them. Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man."

Pam -- who had a miscarriage a few weeks ago -- left her home on Sunday so that Kid could pack up and get out. And that's where things stand... for now.

And the "winner" is… Jennifer!

That's right -- on last night's The Bachelor: Rome, Lorenzo picked the Florida school teacher to be his princess. But did she get a ring? And how did Sadie take it? Read the finale recap -- written by yours truly -- then talk about the show.

Ready, set, go crazy!

Yep, they're getting divorced.

TMZ reports that Pam filed from divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. She's being repped by celeb lawyer Neal Hersh. Neal will have some extra work to do because there was no prenup. Duh! But because they were married so briefly there shouldn't be a lot of squabbling.

It's all about outting people these days. And it's not just Perez Hilton. In today's Page Six, they have a suggestive item about Anderson Cooper:

Anderson Cooper was friendly at a Brazilian airport on Friday. "Hi, I'm Anderson," he said to the "attractive" man standing next to him at the flight connection monitors in the Salvador terminal, a spy told The Post's Braden Keil. The 25ish fellow was wearing a tight T-shirt, cut-off shorts and an earring. According to our witness, the unshaven, solo-traveling CNN star chatted for 20 minutes with the stranger before the fellow had to say goodbye and board his flight to Rio.

Do you think it's fair for the media to out people? Or are public figures fair game? And do you think Anderson should address this... or just ignore it? Talk back below.

David Gest -- the guy who married Liza Minnelli, then accused her of abusing him -- is on the Brit reality TV show I'm a Celebrity... And because I'm sorta obsessed with this makeup wearin' creep, I'm going to share his new quote about his "abuser" in which he talks about how they liked to suck face.

I'll put it after the jump in case you're eating lunch. Don't want to make you vomit.

Now here's a headline you've seen before:

Exclusive: Little Kiddie: Nicole set to have her own baby in the spring

While Keith Urban finishes his stint in rehab, London's The Mirror is reporting that Nicole is pregnant with an Urbanite.

"Miss Kidman certainly isn't hiding the changes in her body now and seems to be very comfortable with them," a source tells the 3am Girls. "Any woman seeing her now up close can't help but notice she is a mum-to-be."

I don't know why I believe it this time, but I just do.

Let's hope they keep it classy. As in -- I really hope there won't be a Spice Girls reunion at the concert.

"Paris was acting like Britney's boyfriend," a source who saw them at Hyde on Friday tells People.com. "She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney's lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris' friendly gestures."

How long do you think it will be before the BFFs have their first catfight? Take guesses below.

"I've got no dark secrets, I wasn't beaten up, my parents were kind to me, and there was a low crime rate where we lived."

Well at least there's someone in Hollywood who isn't royally screwed up.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel

To our children, a brother

To our parents, a grandson

To my wife and I, a son

To our family, a blessing.

Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel was born on 11/22/06 at 17:01 weighing 8 lbs 11 ounces. He is healthy, beautiful and looks just like his mother.

Sex tape? What sex tape? Now Kevin Federline's lawyer is denying that a sex tape exists… despite the fact that it's reportedly being shopped around for $100 million dollars. Here's a statement from Kevin's lawyer:

"There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else. It would be impossible to comment upon and correct all of the other misinformation about Kevin that appears on a daily basis and consequently no attempt has been made, or will be made, to do so. I hope that the public and media will keep this in mind before assuming accuracy of facts from Kevin's silence."

I'm gonna go with the theory that there's no sex tape… until a year from now when K-Fed is living out of an old Datsun and decides to finally sell it -- or blackmail Britney for more cashola.

Are they or aren't they? You decide. Vote on whether or not you think these sets of twins -- as shown off at the American Music Awards last night in Los Angeles -- are real.

Britney Spears

Britney Spears made an appearance at the AMAs to present, so it was decidedly awkward when Kevin arrived…

Love it!

You know I'm a big Gwen Stefani fan. Love her. But what the hell was she wearing at last night's AMAs? She looked horrible. And her new single, Wind It Up, is pretty horrible too. I hope Gwennie Gwen Gwen's career isn't taking a nosedive. Two years ago, her first solo album dropped and her career soared. I'm worried that there's nowhere to go but down. Boo!

Let's play fill in the blank.

The last time Christian Slater was cool was ___________________________.

Just wondering… Do you think Grey's Anatomy irritable star Isaiah Washington and his wife -- pictured here at the show -- get a two-for-one deal at the barber? They totally have the same 'do.

Which guy do you think would make a better partner for Fish Lips Simpson? Cast your vote!

While Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson have yet to confirm that they're even an item -- after over a year! -- the buzz as of late is that they're finito. And it looks like those rumors are true because The Sydney Confidential reports that Josh has been traveling and dining with a "mystery woman."

Josh's new chick was wearing sunglasses, a hat and was trying to cover her face with her bag and jacket when photographers caught her -- with Josh -- at the airport. Earlier, she was seen leaving a hotel with the Hollywood hunk -- where they are said to have spent the weekend. During their romantic getaway, they also dined out at the same restaurant three times.

Hope the food was good.

Later, at the airport, a photographer asked Josh about his travel companion. Josh said to the photog: "Get f---ed."

I may have to borrow that line. Maybe I'll try it out at Thanksgiving dinner.

Jake Gyllenhaal is dating a pretty up-and-coming actress. Who is she? Here's the scoop...

I think the bigger problem was that the way the segment was introduced. Audience members, who presumably weren't in front of a computer all day and didn't get to see the rant, didn't "get it." They thought he was being funny, so people were totally laughing while he was apologizing. Jerry Seinfeld was finally like: Stop laughing! It's not funny. Because of that, convenient as it was, I don't think Letterman was the right forum for a guy trying to apologize for a hateful racist rant.

Anyway, check out the clip if you missed it. Then put in your two cents. Do you think the apology was sincere? Should he be forgiven? Talk back.

A little birdie tells me that nanny nailer Jude Law is in the market for a new home. He's in the process of buying one in the village of Betchworth which is in Surrey, England. Not sure if it's a weekend place or if he's tired of city living.

Meanwhile, Jude's son Rafferty is in a band and in one of his songs he sings for his supper. The tune goes like this:

"Try to eat dinner at night/ But there's nothing to eat/ How can that be right?"

Apparently an African-American audience member -- and some friends -- playfully heckled Michael from the nosebleed cheap seats. All of a sudden, he went crazy, unleashing an endless supply of racist remarks before walking off the stage.

"Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f--king fork up your ass," the "comedian" screamed. "You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherf--ker. Throw his ass out. He's a n--ger! He's a n--ger! He's a ni--ger! A n--ger, look, there's a n--ger!"

In a statement to Extra, Michael's former boss, Jerry Seinfeld, said he's "sick" over Michael's tirade. "I'm sure Michael is also sick over this horrible, horrible mistake," Jerry said. "It is so extremely offensive. I feel terrible for all the people who have been hurt."

Expect to hear an announcement that Michael's going to rehab a la Mel Gibson. That's always step one of celebrity damage control. Pathetic.

Update: According to TMZ, Michael will appear on tonight's David Letterman -- via satellite -- to issue a tearful apology. So why is he doing this on Letterman? Tonight's scheduled guest is Jerry Seinfeld, so Jerry must have helped make it happen.

O.J. Simpson got the hook.

Earlier today, News Corporation Chairman and CEO Rupert Murdoch announced that the company has canceled publication of O.J's book If I Did It, Here's How It Happenedas well as the corresponding FOX broadcast network special, which was supposed to take place next week.

“I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project," he said in a statement. "We are sorry for any pain this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown-Simpson.”

Now there's something to be thanful for -- the poor families will be spared the added grief.

Gillian's second child -- her first with boyfriend businessman Mark Griffiths -- arrived three weeks early, but her spokesperson told People.com that "both he and Gillian are just fine."

"They are extremely happy – the entire family," the spokesperson added.

It doesn't look like there's going to be a happy reunion for Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson. According to People.com, the hairy rocker has filed for divorce three months after they separated.

In his court filings, Chris requested joint legal and physical custody of their 2-year-old son, Ryder. He is not seeking spousal support.

Kate and Chris split in August days before news broke that she was dating her You, Me and Dupree costar Owen Wilson. According to gossip reports, Kate and Owen have cooled as of late. She's currently in Australia -- with Ryder -- filming Fool's Gold with Matthew McConaughey.

Monday's suck, so let's play a little guessing game to liven things up. This is the official TomKat wedding photo. As you'll notice, Tom appears to be slightly taller than Katie, which you know isn't the case. So guess what Tom is standing on in this photo to make him appear to be on the same level as his bride.

Any General Hospital watchers out there? You'll appreciate this one.

Teri Hatcher is dating Stephen T. Kay, who played the Quartermaine butler Reginald for ever and ever.

You remember him? Really skinny. No hair. Random soul patch. Not really funny.

The kicker? Teri's Desperate Housewives costarEva Longoria also reportedly dated Stephen for a year beginning in 2004. That's totally weird, especially because Eva was married to General Hospital's Tyler Christopher from 2002 to 2004. So she must have been double dipping from the same show.

I gotta tell ya – I’m so over those Howives.

And he was doing so well!

Just over a month after leaving rehab, Pete Doherty was arrested -- again! -- Friday night for possession of crack cocaine.

I knew he was getting cocky when he posed for photos at a photo shoot wearing a “Drug Free” t-shirt.

Wonder if Kate Moss will continue to stand by her man. Would you?

Britney Spears was in Las Vegas over the weekend, where she hooked up with -- of all people -- Mario Lopez from Dancing with the Stars. No word on whether there was any hanky-panky, but they were introduced at The Mint and were seen talking. Shortly after the duo -- along with a small group of people -- hit the Moon Nightclub, where they partied the night away.

Mario was recently rumored to be hooking up with Eva Longoria – though Eva denies it because she’s still with “Tony, Tony, Tony.” Mario was married to Ali Landry for about 2.5 seconds -- while they were on the honeymoon, she learned he cheated on her during his bachelor party. Whatta catch!

Just wanted to know if you guys care about the movie and see what you think of Daniel Craig as Bond. Am I in this alone?

Three of Angelina's bodyguards were arrested for allegedly roughing up some parents at a school in India. Not surprising, the do-gooder released a statement saying that her peeps aren't to blame. Wag your fingers at the press.

Have you guys heard this nonsense about the movie Dreamgirls costing $25 at the movie theater? If moviegoers want a sneak peek of the movie, they can watch it in advance of its December 25 release at select theaters in New York, Los Angeles and San Fran. But it costs $25 a ticket. For $25 bucks, I want to see Beyonce marry Jay-Z, Eddie Murphy solicit another transsexual and Jamie Foxx show an entire album of his fug childhood photos.

Why oh why are Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony in Rome for the TomKat wedding? I don't get how they are friends. Anyone know? I know that Jennifer is best buddies with King of Queens star Leah Remini (a Scientologist/friend of Cruise), but J.Lo? Jenny from the Block? I'm really starting to wonder the Anthonys are crossing over and dabbling in the Scientology as well.

A little TomKat wedding update…

Patient information: George's dad, who learns he has stage 3 cancer… A young girl, who was run over in a car by her nanny… A plastic surgery patient who got pec implants to impress his girlfriend.

Keep reading last night's Grey's Anatomy recap

I really think TomKat and the TomKitten are... cute! Like really cute. For the last hour I've been looking at photos of them together and making weird noises like: "Ahhh!" and "Ohhhhh."

I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I'm supposed to hate them. He's supposed to creep me out with this controlling, couch jumping ways.

But all I can do is look at them and smile.

They look happy. And that baby is friggin' adorable.

Look out, guys -- I'm going soft.

Sexist Man Alive George Clooney wasn't always sexy -- see exhibit A. And for that matter, neither were Brad Pitt, Patrick Dempsey or Jamie Foxx. Especially Jamie Foxx. He looked a little like Mike Tyson. For this week's Daily Blabber video blog, I dug up some fugly pictures of the leading men we love. It just shows... nobody's perfect.

PS: And check me out in the video this week. Due to lighting... I'm looking all crazy. It kinda makes me laugh.

They do look like a cute family though... as much as they creep me out.

Lucky girl.

Derek has a thing for the Hollywood girls. Not only did he date Vanessa Minnillo for a few years, but he's also hooked up with Mariah Carey, Jordan Brewster and Jessica Alba.

Does this mean he'll finally go away?

But, if you check out the list of past winners, you'll see that many famous faces have held this title. So expect to see big things from little Lorraine… or just expect to see her mug a lot in Us Weekly.

The show airs Monday, January 15 and is the official kickoff of award show season. Yippee!

According to Us Weekly, Kevin Federline left the following message for Britney on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8.

I don't want to be mean, but I'm going to be. Is this kid the biggest idiot or what? Oy!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Do you agree with their pick? Are you bored to tears as well? Talk back.

Poor Nicole Richie.The weight rumors are endless. The latest? She was linked to a nasty Page Six blind item which claimed a "Hollywood starlet" had gastric bypass surgery -- and then, after losing too much weight, went in to have the gastric band removed. So Nicole is officially denying it -- and fuming about it -- on her MySpace page:

It just doesn't stop... So i gain a little bit of weight, and im acussed of having a gastric bypass surgery reversed? Its pathetic of Page Six to insinuate i have done this. Anyone that knows anything about this surgery would know that legally, you must be AT LEAST 100 pounds overweight to even have the surgery done, and is a serious, life changing procedure; not one to throw around as a joke or a rumor. Ive given a statement I am in the process of putting on weight, and that should be enough. Its a shame to hear that instead of hearing supportive words, someone needs to spin it into some negative, absurd way

It's been four loooong days since we've seen Britney "Photo Op" Spears. I'm sure you were really starting to wonder where she was and why you haven't seen her. Well, I'm happy to pass along the news that People mag is reporting that she's in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana. She has her children with her (thank god she didn't forget them!) and she's been out to eat, so she's well nourished.

So you can stop worrying about her. Britney is okay.

Orlando Bloom was seen slumming over the weekend -- he was caught making out with Kirsten Dunst!

If you remember, while they promoted their really bad movie -- Elizabethtown -- they also reportedly sucked a little face. But he was on-again, off-again with Kate Bosworth and nothing came of it.

Until now.

What do you think of them as a couple? Cool or drool? Sound off below.

Oh you guys are going to love to duke it out over this one…

Rachel Weisz courts controversy as she says you can drink when you're pregnant.

People.com is taking the TomKat's wedding a little too seriously. They have launched a blog just to track all the details of the wedding. A little ridic, no?

But that didn't stop me from reading the damn thing (all in a day's work!) and I was horrified -- horrified -- to read that Brooke Shields is going to the wedding.

Can you say sell out?

This is the woman Tom publicly bashed last year for taking medication to deal with PPD. The woman wanted to kill herself and thought meds were the only option. So Tom criticized her -- and her career! -- for taking medication. Now they're best friends?

She's so out in my book. (Those Colgate ads may also have something to do with it. Toothpaste ads? Really?)

Meanwhile, Oprah wasn't invited to the wedding, but she says she's still getting them a gift.

Funny -- I'm a no invite, no gift kinda girl.

The famed wax museum chain Madame Tussands planned an exhibit in their Las Vegas branch depicting a Brangelina wedding. But Brad's spokeswoman wasn't having any of it and got Madame Tussands to cancel their plans.

"I personally found it a little odd that they were re-creating a wedding that never really happened," Brad Dad's publicist said. "As Brad's representative, I found it disturbing."

The faux wedding was set to debut on Wednesday. Had it went down, it would have included George Clooney as best man and, as stiff guests, Elvis, Frank Sinatra, Luciano Pavarotti, Liberace, John Wayne, Ben Affleck and gangster Bugsy Siegel.

Weird. Most of those peeps have been dead since long before we ever heard the name Brangelina.

Anyway, Brad has said that he's not marrying Angelina until "everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."

Back in college one of my old roommate's and I used to play this game called "Would You Rather." I'm sure it wasn't unique to us, and for all I know, Milton Bradley has a patented version, but the basic, G-rated premise was, "Would you rather date icky boy X or nasty boy Z" -- or if we were feeling kind, "Would you rather marry hot frat boy X or cutie independent Z."

I thought I'd give in to my alma matar nostalgia by bringing the game to you. So...

-- Lindsey

The Cruises have landed! The Cruises have landed!

Tom Cruise and his bride-to-be Katie Holmes have arrived in Rome, Italy, which is the setting of their wedding this weekend. Among their 10-member entourage? Tom's children -- Isabella and Connor -- and the TomKat's 7-month-old alien child baby, Suri.

The TomKat will tie the knot in a 17th-century castle on Nov. 18, Italian designer Valentino tells People.com. I guess he's spreading the secret details of the wedding because he wasn't asked to design Katie's wedding dress -- that was a job for Katie fave Giorgio Armani.

Laugh at -- or with -- the Cruises in my photo slide show about the couple called Celebrity Couple Photo Timeline: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes.

Then, predict below how long you think their blessed union will last. And it better not be anything silly -- like anything over a year. Try to be realistic.

Yes, you've read that headline more than once right here in Daily Blabber -- I know because I've typed it more than once. But People.com is insisting that the nanny poker and his tres annoying string bean have split "for good."

We can only hope, right?

"It's a mutual decision," a "friend" of the actor tells People about ending the tumultuous on-again, off-again romance. "They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed."

Lately, Jude has been spending quite a bit of time with his ultracool ex-wife, Sadie Frost, who is BFFs with Kate Moss. Although Sadie has a boyfriend (she loves her boy toys!), that must have gotten under Sienna's skin a wee bit. Jude, Sadie and the kids hang regularly whether it's going to museums together or co-hosting birthday parties and such for their three kiddies.

Hmmm -- It would actually be cool if Jude and Sadie got back together, but I'd do anything to keep Jude and See-See apart. I just can't take her... clearly.

Maybe she prefers letter writing?

In a fit of rage last week, Denise Richards snatched a laptop from a paparazzo -- who was on her Canadian movie set -- and pitched it off a balcony. So on tonight's Access Hollywood, Denise "sets the record straight" about her meltdown.

"I am not justifying my behavior. It was wrong," Charlie Sheen's ex tells Access. "I saw one of the photographers, went up to him and offered to give him a few nice shots and asked him to please leave so we can focus on our scene. He wouldn't and he got really belligerent and he was saying vulgar, nasty things to me and made a derogatory remark about my family. I just did what I did and I feel terrible."

Denise is currently filming Blonde and Blonder with Pamela Anderson at the River Rock Casino and Hotel in Richmond, British Columbia, a suburb of Vancouver. Apparently the 'razzi gained unauthorized access to the set, where they began "harassing" members of the cast.

And contrary to Us's account of the incident, Denise insists that the laptop did not hit any old ladies. But wouldn't have been a much more interesting story if it did?

While Meredith plays cat and mouse with Derek on Grey's Anatomy, Ellen Pompeo has found her life partner. According to Us Weekly, the actress became engaged to her longtime boyfriend, Chris Ivery, on Friday.

Funny enough, one of my tipsters saw Chris leaving the Pacific Design Center on Friday afternoon. "He had a huge smile on his face," says my spy, "and I was thinking: Hey -- that's Ellen Pompeo's BF. I wonder what he's smiling about. No joke." Hilarious.

The couple, who have been dating for nearly three years, met in an L.A. grocery store. They learned that they grew up 10 miles apart in Boston and started dating soon after.

"I had to go 3,000 miles away to meet a guy who practically grew up next door," she told the mag. "But I guess everything comes full circle."

Check out the baubles of other starlets by playing Celebrity Matchmaker: Engagement Rings.

Their first child arrived on Friday at Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. The couple, who have been together since 2003, are notoriously private and haven't announced their daughter's name or any info about their upcoming wedding date. But Tobey's Seabiscuit director has spoken out about the star saying that he's "blissfully in love."

What more can you ask for?

Hi guys,
I'm back from a lovely and relaxing vacation. Other than the fact that I put on a few pounds (crepes + macaroons = heaven), I have nothing to report. I just had the perfect time. Am thrilled about the Britney biz -- down with K-Fed! -- but glad I missed it. In fact, I didn't know that they split until Thursday, which shows how "tuned out" I was. I am interested in seeing how her big comeback goes. I just don't know who Britney's new audience will be. Will you buy her next album? It definitely won't be on my wish list. But if she doesn't work another day in her life she's all set -- per her pre-nup details. Ole girl is worth a fortune.
Now, onto the news...
Suzy

We haven't seen this much emotion from Katie since she got involved with the whole crazy TomKat thing. Admittedly, she still looks a bit creepy, but were happy to seen an expression, nonetheless.

What do you think she's giggling to Alicia Keys about at last night's Black Ball to Benefit Keep A Child Alive? Her upcoming nups? Her plan to ditch Tom at the alter?

Pamela Anderson suffered a miscarriage about a week ago, reports Us Weeky. Pammy is making the flick, Blond on Blonder, and some say the stress of daily filming may have caused the miscarriage.

A source of Pam and husband Kid Rock says the couple wants to keep trying for another baby. Pammy has two kids from her marriage to Tommy Lee, Dylan, 8, and Brandon, 10.

Aww, Pammy, our heart goes out to you!

Ed Bradley, who won 19 Emmys -- and a Lifetime Achievement award from the National Association of Black Journalists -- throughout his TV journalism career, died Thursday from leukemia. He was 65. Mr. Bradley was most known for his 26 years as newsman on CBS and reporter for 60 Minutes. He broke huge racial barriers, including his "latest for a segment on the reopening of the 50-year-old racial murder case of Emmett Till," according to the AP.

In a special report, Katie Couric said she considered Mr. Bradley, "intelligent, smooth, cool, a great reporter, beloved and respected by all his colleagues here at CBS News."

He is survived by his wife, Patricia Blanchet.

Check our In Memomiam slide show for more star passages.

Talk about the ultimate screw-you: Britney has kicked Kevin right where it hurts -- in his pockets, of course. According to an article in WWD, part of the couple's prenup entitles Kevin to all profits made from photos of the family.

So what's Brit Brit going to do? She's giving away, yes as in FREE, the pics of new baby Jayden James. We're guessing those pictures could be bought for millions, but Britney clearly doesn't want to give Kevin a cent. Plus, sources says she's gunning for a Vanity Fair-esque shoot, a la TomKat, rather than a trashy tabloid spread. Ooooh, we love it! Go Brit!

In other Britney news (as if you haven't heard enough this week), there was a rumor floating around last night that someone had leaked Britney and Kevin's alleged sex tape -- you know, the one a judge ruled just a few days ago wasn't sue-worthy beacause the pop star brought it on herself with her sex appeal? Well, a pornsite had gotten hold of a tape they claimed was the couple caught in the act and has released 19 seconds of it. Interesting, except reports are now saying it wasn't Spederline at all.

Oye, this is getting ridiculous already. Us is reporting that Sex in the City hottie Jason Lewis and Rent star Rosario Dawson have called it quits. Is splitsville a Hollywood epidemic? Rosario and Jason have been dating since 2004 and living together for about year. There's no word yet on why they split, but were a little bummed -- not like Reese and Ryan bummed, but still -- we liked their low-key and affectionate romance. Maybe they were just too cute for their own good.

That's it! Someone tell Lindsay Lohan to either hand over her license or a get a full-time driver. She was involved in yet another car accident yesterday. I swear, the girl has more accidents than she does boyfriends, and that's saying a lot. This time (her third accident in two years), she was apparently rear-ended by a paparazzi around 2 a.m., according to the New York Daily News. Though we'd like to give her the benefit of the doubt and think was out getting a late-night pizza or something, she was actually spotted earlier in the night partying at Hyde.

Linds is fine, and the accident wasn't reported to the police. Oh, the things that make you go "hmmm..."

With some of the biggest splits we've seen in Hollywood lately also comes some of the biggest divorce battles, particularly when it comes to who gets custody of the kids and whether the bigger star should pay spousal support.

OK, ladies, you know you want a piece of this, don't 'ya?

Wow, we're totally kidding, but Britney's Feder-Ex isn't. The "rapper" performed at Chicago's House of Blues last night -- tickets were selling so slowly that the venue was handing them out for free! That can't be good on the self-esteem. In any case, K-Fed made sure the crowd knew he was a single man. Here's a few of our favorite Fedster quotes from the night, according to People.com:

Last week we learned from the National Enquirer that Ryan was cheating on Reese. In a statement to People.com yesterday, Ryan said:

“I’m not a perfect person, but I’m not guilty of a lot of the things I have been accused of. My priority is and always has been the health and safety of my family."

He refused to discuss whether his current Stop Loss costar, Abbie Cornish, played a role in the end of his marriage, but his rep says the couple absolutely did not separate because of Ryan's party-hardy ways.

So, let's meet Miss Cornish:

Interestingly, in an April 2006 article in The Sydney Morning Herald, Abbie, whose own parents split when she was 16, said, "I think as a child you know when it's time for your parents to split. You realize they love each other, but they're not in love with each other. And I think as a child it's much better for your parents to split than for them to stay and have dysfunction within the family."

Forget the breakup ritual of Phish Food and a good girls' night in. Britney's got her own guide to a girl's first night of freedom. First, make sure you've got a totally rockin' bod -- even if you've given birth two months ago. Then, ask your stylist to give you a look that's more ski-bunny chic than trailer trash. Next, take that new look to one of the most public places possible -- the ice skating rink at Rockefeller Plaza is a good choice. But don't forget your new guy arm candy! You don't want to start a whole new set of rumors, so bring a safe guy, like your ex-manager -- you know, the one who helped launch your career. After you're done skating, change into the most boobalicous outfit ever and head to dinner with said safe guy.

Yep, Brit Brit spent her first single night living it up in NYC. She and ex-manager Larry Rudolph went ice skating and then dined at Baldoria restaurant. No romantic antics involved.

Between Brit's single status and rockin' new look, we're about to see one of the biggest comebacks in pop-star history. In less than 24 hours, the girl has already has practically the whole world on her side. What do you think of Britney's big night out? And seriously, could her boobs look any bigger?!?

It only took two years and two baby boys, but Britney has finally come to her senses and has filed for divorce from K-Fed.

L.A. Superior Court spokesperson Pat Kelly tells People.com, "Yes, it's confirmed. It was filed today, on the grounds of irreconcilable differences."

The 24-year-old is reportedly asking for custody of both of her sons (Sean Preston, 1, and Jayden James, 2 months) with visitation rights for Kevin. She is also denying spousal support -- haha, we find that one funny -- and claiming that both she and K-Fed will pay for their own legal fees. We love that Britney has an "iron-clad" prenup, according to TMZ.com.

Wahoo!! We're so happy we're speechless...

Evidently, Faith Hill was none-too-pleased by fledgling Carrie Underwood's win for Best Female Vocalist at last night's Country Music Awards. Check out the hottest clip going around YouTube this afternoon:

My favorite part is that at first, Faith thinks it's her name being called out... wow, I really thought she had more class than that!

Faith released the following statment:
“The idea that I would act disrespectful towards a fellow musician is unimaginable to me. For this to become a focus of attention given the talent gathered is utterly ridiculous. Carrie is a talented and deserving Female Vocalist of The Year.”

But seriously, how do you recover from such an act?

Hollywood is so into leftovers. Page Six is reporting that Nicky Hilton, who broke up with boyfriend Kevin Connolly last month, is now dating David Katzenberg, one of Mary-Kate Olsen's ex-boyfriends (he's also the son of a DreamWorks founder). A source tells the paper of the new couple:

"They have gone to dinner but have not hit the clubs together. They are trying to keep it quiet for a little bit and keep it on the sly."

The last time a Hilton pulled a stunt like this was when Paris went after Stavros Niarchos -- another M-K ex, which reportedly ended the girls' friendship.

What's next? Is Lindsay Lohan going to start sleeping with Kevin Connolly?

Remember how I told you that Will Smith's trailer was parked on my street? Well, the filming of his new movie, I Am Legend, has since moved locations, but apparently it's still in NYC because my coworker Shireese ran into Mr. Smith yesterday. Here's what she said:

"I ran into Will on location (on the corner of the Westside Hwy and 10th Ave. for those of you who know New York). I hung around, waved like crazy, almost got my rental car towed, just so I could get my picture taken with the mega star. And yes he is every bit as nice in person as he appears on TV.

My big Willy encounter left me with a few lessons learned I’ll share with you:
1. Never leave the house looking a hot mess (which I so often do) you just my run into Will Smith.

2. If you run into Will Smith having already left the house looking a hot mess, tell yourself you look good anyway, and go get your photo and hug on."

Sorry for the delay in your morning gossip fix! I was up late working on a slide show about last night's Country Music Awards. To the dismay of most of my friends, I am a huge country fan -- maybe it's a midwestern thing, who knows. But even for those honky-tonk-haters, this year's 40th Annual CMA's were huge. From Keith Urban going to rehab to Sara Evans quitting Dancing with the Stars, there were tons of mainstream reasons to watch. Check out the 2006 Country Music Awards highlights.

While they are now just a shadow of their former selves after losing a combined 252 pounds on The Biggest Loser, Matt Hoover and Suzy Preston are about to add a 900-pound gorilla to their new marriage, which they just officially entered into on September 19. Us Magazine is reporting that the newlyweds are having a baby, with no specific due date mentioned.

As Suzy told you a few weeks ago, the bobs are back in town. Eva Longoria's the latest celeb to sport the look -- sort of. Rumor has it she was test-driving the 'do at the premiere of Harsh Times. Check out her look from the front. We heard she kept it long in the back.

We're so over her we could care less whether she pulls a Sinead O'Connor (OK, that would be pretty funny, no?), but we couldn't help but notice how much she looks like a cross between Victoria Beckham and Sandra Bullock. Who do you think she resemebles most?

For no very good reason, Hilary Duff annoys the hell out of me, but I'm glad her latest stalker is behind bars.

TMZ.com is reporting that 18-year-old Maksim Miakovsky has been "booked on charges of making criminal threats and stalking."

Miakovsky told a private investigator about his intention to kill Hilary at one of her scheduled events this weekend. Soon after making the statment, he was arrested by the Manhattan Beach police at the Residence Inn.

The arrest comes about a month after Hilary and boyfriend Joel Madden asked for a restraining order against the man, believing he would stop at nothing to to be with the teen queen.

Hillary Duff = annonying, but Stalkers = way creepy.

If we're talking about this past weekend's New York City Marathon, we really should be focusing on the winners, Brazil's Marilson Gomes dos Santos and Latvia's Jelena Prokopcuka, who finished the 26.2-mile race in 2:09:58 and 2:25:05, respectively.

But since we can't steer clear of celebs we love, we (and the rest of the world) bring you Lance Armstrong's marathon story. The seven-time Tour de France champion crossed the marathon finish line in 856th place, just under an hour after dos Santos. Finishing in 2:59:36, however, he beat his personal goal of three of hours.

My friend Rob caught the athlete in action and gave me his report:

"I was standing at the 200-yards-to-go mark when Lance ran by. He looked like he was in pain, but the crowd was really excited to see him and cheered him on. I definitely think it helped him push hard and finish as fast as he could. It was fun to see normal people running directly in front and behind him. It sort of made me realize he is human, too."

After the race, Lance told the Associated Press, "I think I bit off more than I could chew, I thought the marathon would be easier. (My shins) started to hurt in the second half, especially the right one. I could barely walk up here, because the calves are completely knotted up."

Hmmm, I bet he would've done better if guy-pals Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal were in the stands... maybe the three of them should make a pact to train for next year's race.

--Lindsey

I'm such a sucker for anything having to do with Beverly Hills 90210. Maybe it's a sickness, but more likely just it's just a product of my generation. The old gang reunited Peach Pit-style for the DVD release of the show's first season -- which debuted in 1990.

Despite not getting kickbacks from the DVD sales, Jennie Garth (Kelly), Ian Ziering (Steve), Brian Austin Green (David), Gabrielle Carteris (Andrea), Jason Priestly (Brandon) and Tori Spelling (Donna), made appearances.

Sadly, my boyfriend Luke Perry (Dylan) and Shannon Doherty (Brenda) were not in attendance. Not surprisingly, Tori, who's five months pregant, talked about her baby-to-be and Jennie chatted about her third child, Fiona Eve, who was born just over a month ago.

Find out what else went down at the par-tay -- our TV blogger was there!

I'm SO putting the DVD set on Christmakuah list.

Help my trip down memory lane by sharing your favorite 90210 memories below!

--Lindsey

In a statement to People, Neil Patrick Harris said:

"The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships. So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love."

Perez Hilton must being doing cartwheels. He's been trying to out him for so long.

Cheerio!
Suzy

Kanye, Kanye, Kanye --

We must talk about this attitude problem. I know you think you're the greatest -- a la Ali. You've said it about, uh, 5,000 times. But there is a lot of talent out there in the world of showbiz and you may not always be the best. You may not always win all the silly little trophies. You see, there's this little thing called losing -- and, while it sucks, it's a good life lesson. It teaches you not to be so ridiculously cocky. And it makes winning that much more bittersweet.

So quit with your temper tantrums. For god sakes, you lost an MTV Europe Music Award. Who cares? So no need to storm off the stage. Or cuss people -- dropping the f bomb over... and over.

I have two words of advice for you: grow up.

Theme: Commitment
Patients: A pregnant woman with two uteruses, who found out that the two babies she was expecting had different fathers. Yikes! … A woman who was studying for the bar exam and purposely burned herself so that she wouldn't have to take the test.

Another Steamy Shower Scene: At the trailer, Derek came out of the shower (dripping wet and wearing a towel) and some brunette was on his bed. Totally clothed -- don't worry. Before they got down to business and revealed her identity, Mer -- who was wondering why Derek hasn't called since she told him she split with Finn -- walked in in. She saw Derek in a towel, the girl on his bed and bolted. The girl laughed and made a comment about "the intern."

Keep reading the Grey's Anatomy recap...

According to Page Six, Rachael Ray had a taped segment with Barry that was set to air today. But when the EVOO lover found out that Barry was appearing live on Martha Stewart's show yesterday, her producers switched the segment to air at the same time as Martha's live interview with the frosty tressed singer. Martha was so mad that she made this announcement yesterday on the air:

"I'd never met Rachael Ray -- I think she's fun and lovely -- but, you know, we have Barry Manilow live this morning, and he taped an episode of the Rachael Ray show that was supposed to air tomorrow. But for some reason, they pushed the show up to today, and now Barry is on two shows at once. He's live with us, but it's really not fair to the artist because these performers deserve to reach as big of an audience as possible. But anyway, we have him here. Live."

Word has it that Rachael's team is trying to beat down the Martha Stewart Show. And if they're going to start doing things like this, it sounds like it's gonna be some domestic war.

Lindsay Lohan supports sobriety… but not for herself.

Party girl Lindsay has been running around town wearing a "sober chip," which her rep tells Page Six is a "tribute to a friend who has been sober for 90 days." The friend reportedly joined AA to help beat the drink, then gave Lindsay the red poker chip -- inscribed with "90 days" -- as some type of a gift for her support.

Well, I certainly didn't think it belonged to Lindsay!

As I told you, Anna Nicole had a big sit-down with Entertainment Tonight yesterday. I'll recap…

Holy bronzer! That was the first thing I noticed when I saw Anna Nicole's interview with Mark Steines. She was so obviously faux brown that it was distracting. It also looked like should could have had work done recently, but maybe it was the tan. Tans always make people look different. Her hair was white blonde -- the lightest I've ever seen it. Her lips looked good -- liked the gloss. Very dewy. Her teeth were pearly white. Oh, the things you notice...

Here are some of highlights/observations from the interview:

It seems like al-Qaeda operatives aren't big fans of Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt's work.

According to the Financial Express, Brad and Angelina have been provided with super security after receiving death threats from al-Qaeda. Angie is currently in India filming A Mighty Heart, which is based on the life of Daniel Pearl, a journalist killed by al-Qaeda terrorists. She plays Daniel's widow, Mariane Pearl. But due to the political nature of the film, Angelina and Brad have now themselves become targets.

The movie is based on Mariane's book, A Mighty Heart: The Brave Life and Death of My Husband Danny Pearl, and is being co-produced by Brad's production company, Plan B.

At first, the breakup of Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon seemed shocking. They seemed so much more stable than newlyspits like Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra or Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. But after the initial shock, I remembered how different they are. And although opposites do attract, many times they don't work together in the long term.

In this week's Daily Blabber video blog, I take a look at -- and make fun of! -- Hollywood odd couples. Think: Renee Zellweger and Jack White, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, etc.

"Madonna was like a bulldozer who has cleared the way for a better life for my son."
-- the press savvy Yohane Banda, whose young son, David, is being adopted by Madge

Why can't they just let the Price Is Right fade into the Showcase Showdown in the sky after Bob Barker retires? This guy is going to ruin it. He's just so over the top and annoying.

Anna Nicole Smith's luck = crap.

Shortly after being accused of dying her newborn daughter's hair, Anna Nicole is taking another hit. Court TV is reporting that Anna Nicole's late son, Daniel, may have had up to seven drugs in his system at his time of death.

His autopsy already showed that he had the antidepressants Zoloft and Lexapro, as well as methadone. The combination of those drugs alone caused him to suffer cardiac arrhythmia. But now they're also saying he had taken Benadryl, Sudafed, Ambien and one other unnamed medication.

Sounds like he emptied his medicine cabinet in his mouth.

Anna Nicole's beloved son, Daniel, died on September 10 in the Bahamas -- just days after her daughter, Dannielynn, was born. Since then, she's been involved in a nasty paternity battle over her daughter and is possibly losing her new house.

Tonight, Anna Nicole will be on Entertainment Tonight.

While Kate Hudson tests the water with Owen Wilson, her soon-to-be ex-husband, Chris Robinson, has a new woman in his life.

Photogs from X17 snapped the pics at LAX airport, where the mystery brunette was seeing him off before he hopped a flight.

Meanwhile, Us Weekly reports that while Kate is in Australia filming Fool's Gold with Matthew McConaughey, Owen is back in L.A. clubbing and telling the ladies that he's single. He's also been spending a lot of time with Amber Hay, some blondie wannabe actress whose bit part in You, Me and Dupree ended up on the cutting room floor.

Remember when you guys wigged out on me for saying that I would probably dye my hair while I was pregnant? Well I'm sure you'll have lots to say about this one...

According to the AP, Larry Birkhead's lawyer is accusing Anna Nicole Smith of dying her newborn's hair a darker shade so that the girl looks more like "Howard K. Stern.

Quick recap: Larry Birkhead is the guy who thinks he's the father of Anna Nicole's baby. Howard K. Stern is the one Anna Nicole says is the baby daddy.

"It's horrendous," Larry's lawyer, Debra Opri, said of the possible color job said. "We are calling our experts right now to see if dyeing an infant's hair is any way toxic or harmful to a child."

If Anna Nicole is dying this infant's hair... Is she an idiot? Is she going to dye it for the rest of the girl's life? That kid is going to grow up in front of us -- in the public eye. We'll see if she has roots! We'll notice if she suddenly becomes blonde when she's 8! How could she ever think she could get away with that... if it is in fact true?

This situation is the craziest one out there. My jaw is just literally on the ground over this one. But with Anna Nicole, nothing surprises me.

Call me mean. Call me nasty. Call me rotten. But I just couldn't help but smile when I saw this photo of Paris falling in her Halloween costume.

You know what they say about paybacks...

Source: Star Snapshots

Pardon me -- that was me losing my lunch -- Citarella -- in my trashcan. (Sorry, Lindsey!) I'm ill because I just read that Flavor Flav is expecting his seventh child.

Despite selecting a contestant named Deelishis in the October 15 finale of his reality show Flavor of Love, Flav is expecting a baby with a "shorty from Vegas." The baby is due on January 2. He has six other children with two other women who, for whatever reason, decide to procreate with him. Or accidentally procreated with him.

Asked if he had plans to marry his latest baby mama, Flav told the Tom Joyner Morning Show: "I'm not marrying anybody. I'm too young to die."

Seriously -- who would invite this guy into bed?

...is for this movie to do well...

...says the proud Marshall graduate.