November 2006 Archives

Oh, gawd. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting hitched... and I feel like we'll never hear the end of it from Diva Eva.

"Eva and Tony are officially engaged," Eva's rep told People. "The couple have never been happier."

Well, they certainly weren't happy in late September when they broke up. Tony was reportedly hooking with his ex-girlfriend, which Eva wasn't thrilled about, so they called it quits. But two weeks later, they reunited in Paris.

As for wedding details, even if I knew what the plans were, I wouldn't tell spill 'em. Ole girl drives me crazy with all her perky, cheery "Tony, Tony, Tony" talk. I'd rather read a book by Paris Hilton than listen to Eva discuss wedding plans.

And let's hope that this marriage goes better than Eva's first. She was married to General Hospital's Tyler Christopher before she was a big star... and reportedly treated him like total crap.

E_BritneySpears2_136.jpgAfter a week of flashing her panty-free crotch more times than a Scores stripper, TMZ.com reports that Britney has purchased panties. The transaction took place at Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood, where she spent more than $3,000 on thongs and things.

On her receipt:

  • a camisole and thong for $1,315

  • a bustier and thong for $510

  • a black corset and matching red thong for $300

  • a yellow bra and thong for $333
  • Brit -- who TMZ.com reports is a 36C just in case you were trying to size her up -- was shopping with a female friend at the store, tried on all her purchases and was even overheard saying, "I could live here."

    Don't worry about living there, hon. Just make sure you add your new purchases to your wardrobe. We're all snatched out.

    E_NicoleKidman4_136.jpgOink, oink! Nicole Kidman is bringing home the bacon.

    The Oscar winner, whose career soared after getting dropped by creepy Cruise, has become Hollywood's highest-paid actress according to The Hollywood Reporter. She makes between $16 million to $17 million a film and will get her biggest paycheck to date for the flick The Invasion, which comes out next August.

    Nic bumps Julia Roberts from the top spot, which the Pretty Woman held for four years. These days Julia is more into her babies -- though she voices a character in the upcoming Charlotte's Web. On the other hand, Nic is rarely ever seen with her two children. They're always with Tom and his new bride, which just makes me so suspicious.

    In the latest installment of middle-aged celebrity men behaving badly... Danny DeVito drunk on The View.

    There's something so not cute about seeing him drunk -- even though he says George Clooney is the one who got him hammered.

    E_LindsayLohan2_136.jpgWhelp, it looks like the cool new thing for Hollywood "It" girls to do is... attend AA meetings.

    According to Page Six, one of their sources saw Lindsay Lohan at a 7:30am AA meeting near her L.A. apartment.

    7:30am? Was she just rolling in from the night before?

    One of LL's friends confirmed, "She has attended several meetings and has hopefully decided to turn her life around -- this time for good. She is out of control."

    Not only has Lindsay been seen wearing a sobriety chip (placed strategically so that photogs could capture it), but I recently saw a photo of her toting the AA book Twelve Steps and Twelve Traditions. She had it in public so clearly she wants people to know this is what she's doing.

    Hmmm... wonder if we'll see Paris and Britney holding hands at an AA meeting next? Or maybe they'll try Narcotics Anonymous just to adopt the trend but make it their own.

    Here are two little tidbits I read in the new Us but didn't see on their site yet…

    E_SharonStone2_136.jpgAt the AMAs, presenters Sharon Stone and Christian Slater walked offstage, where photogs asked him to step to the side so that they could get photos of her alone. "You're breaking up the couple already?" Sharon purred. Shortly after, the duo hit the swag area. While Christian was picking out DKNY underwear, Sharon gave him some instruction. "You're not wearing the boxers, only tight underpants. No blue! Only black, white or gray." Christian replied: "Okay." So they're either sleeping together or she's just way up into his private space. Meanwhile, his divorce from Ryan Haddon has been finalized.

    E_ColinFarrell_136.jpgThe other bit is about Brit-Brit… On November 25, while Britney was at Hyde with BFF Paris, Colin Farrell spotted her across the room. Flashback to pre-Federmistake: Britney attended a movie premiere with Colin and they reportedly did the nasty. Paris is also said to have hooked up with him. Us says that when Colin saw her, he turned to a friend and said: "Are you sure it's her?" However, he didn't make contact with his former bedmate(s). Two hours later, Brit and Paris were on the club's patio and Paris was overheard saying, "Don’t worry, Britney. I see Colin here all the time. You'll see him again. Who cares if he didn't talk to you?" Maybe Britney's planning a Farrell sequel? Meanwhile, with Colin out at Hyde "all the time," I wonder how that whole sobriety thing is going.

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  • Suge Knight thinks Snoop Dogg is a police rat and that's why Snoop always gets out of serving jail time. Interesting theory. Personally, I think those boys have so much hostility because of their nicknames. Imagine being called Suge or Snoop all the time? That would make me want to cock a Glock too. Snoop's latest arrest took place on Tuesday and was for coke and handgun possession. He was pulling out of the Tonight Show lot after appearing on Jay Leno, making NBCers everywhere just so proud.
  • In the January issue of Elle, 50 Cent calls Oprah Winfrey an Oreo – black on the outside and white on the inside. Wait, 50 Cent is in Elle!?!

  • Sofia Coppola's baby girl made a fashionable arrival yesterday... in Paris. Fantastique! The director named her Romy. That's also the name of Matt Lauer's daughter. As I told you, Matt's wife gave birth to a baby boy yesterday.
  • You can thank Nick Lachey for bringing us more men in tight uniforms. He's now part owner of a baseball team -- the Tacoma Rainiers, the Triple-A affiliate of the Seattle Mariners. Wonder if Nick's GF, Vanessa Minnillo, had anything to do with this. She loves her some baseball players having dated the one and only Derek Jeter.
  • Josh Hartnett's mystery date has been revealed. Her name is Amber Sainsbury and she's his costar in the upcoming flick 30 Days of Night. She's no ScarJo, but I guess she'll do.
  • Britney must be off crying in a corner somewhere. Paris was out with Nicole Richie last night without a Spear in sight.
  • Yes, I know Jude Law is a dirty boy. But he's just so impossibly beautiful I still lust him.
  • Paris may be on Nicole Richie's good side again, but meet the super-skinny star's newest nemesis:

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    Name: Rachel Zoe
    Age: 35
    Occupation: Stylist to stars like Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan and, until recently, little Nicole
    Claim to Fame: Taking Nicole from trashy to chic and trendy

    Read on for a blow-by-blow of this catfight -- trust us, it's good!

    Dear Britney,

    This morning I found yet another photo of you flashing your crotch. This is the third time in one week. Listen: I don't want to see your privates. I don't want to see your bum either -- whether it's fabulous or flabby. No interest.

    You know, I was excited after you ditched K-Fed... but I've lost my enthusiasm when I realized you ditched wearing panties too. Your need to show the world you have a va-jay-jay is embarassing! We know you have one -- you had two kids in the last year for pete's sake. So cover it up – or at least wear panties with skirts. Did your mother not teach you anything?

    Speaking of mothers, you're a mother now. Yes, I'm totally serious. So why don't you try to act like a mom for a minute or two. As in, maybe stay home one night a week instead of this excessive partying where you're looking cross-eyed and can barely stand. It's embarrassing. Actually, this whole display is more embarrassing than your horrible decision to marry K-Fed... and that's saying a lot.

    Cheers!

    Suzy

    Are Paris Hilton and Britney Spears on the rocks already?

    The new BFFs were in talks to co-host next week's Billboard Awards in Vegas. Now comes word that, at the eleventh hour, Britney pulled out of the negotiations.

    "We really don't know the reason. But we're disappointed she backed out." a Fox source tells Us.

    Maybe she remembered that if she appears on network television there will be censors? As in no crotch flashing, which is clearly her new favorite hobby... other than getting felt up by Paris in public.

    Pam Anderson doesn't want us to say anything negative about her split from Kid Rock -- she's afraid her sons will read it.

    From her Web site:

    "I'm very concerned with the press on mine and Bob's divorce. I know I have people who want to defend me or people who want to defend Bob, but my children can read - and I'd like to resolve this amicably - not fueling fires - and with dignity.

    "Kids don't know the difference between fact and tabloid …does anybody?

    "Truth is Bob is great in many ways - we just don't belong together...we mutually agree. I love my children, he loves his son...we both have wonderful family and friends as support going thru this time."

    Okay, so don't go commenting below about her statement. Don't talk about it with your cubemate at your office. Don't even think about why these dunderheads are divorcing after 3+ months. Silence is golden. Or not.

    Meanwhile, Page Six says Pam and Kid split because she was out every night and he was left home with their three kids. It also suggests that Kid doesn't believe Pam had a miscarriage. Yikes.

    All day, I have been mulling over this theory Suzy told me about this morning. She is convinced that Britney and Paris's new BFF act could be more than just a friendship. "Do you mean you think that like Britney and Paris are hooking up?!?" I asked her in disbelief. Although I shouldn't be surprised by anything those two wackjobs do, it still took me a while to process this information.

    Then, Suzy showed me two things: First, was this article in which K-Fed says Britney was bisexual and begged him to have threesomes. Not that we're into believing the Fedster, but stil... And second was this picture of the girls clubbing in L.A. over the weekend.

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    "See," she said, "doesn't it look like Paris is grabbing her boob?" And look for yourself, it totally does. Besides boob grabbing and endless pantyless parades, the girlies have also been having sleepovers and non-stop boozefests. Plus, People.com is reporting that Paris is acting more like Brit Brit's boyfriend than bestie.

    So, six hours later, here's what I think now: Brit and Paris are hooking up, but they're hooking up totally out of a need for attention (like they don't get enough already...), so you know there's a guy involved. And as Suzy said, with the way those two get around, you can bet there's a whole bunch of guys involved.

    --Lindsey

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  • On last night's Tonight Show, Cameron Diaz told Jay that she's getting a nose job. However, she emphasized that it's strictly for medical reasons -- she has a deviated septum. Medical reasons, huh? I wonder if Ashlee Simpson is gonna try to pull that.
  • Hilary Duff and Joel Madden have reportedly split. I wonder if Paris will take Hilary under her wing -- like she's doing with the newly single Britney. Let's hope pure as snow Hilary will pass on the crotch exposing tour.
  • 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan was charged with a DWI earlier this morning. I guess he better have someone in his entourage do his driving from now on.
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    While appearing with Meredith Vieira on Ellen last week, The Today Show's Matt Lauer announced that his wife, Annette, would be giving birth to their third child today -- obviously a scheduled c-section or he should quit his day job and become a psychic. Anyway, the little boy arrived this morning at 9:37 a.m. and was given the Dutch name Thijs.

    Funny enough, that's the name of my friend Saryn's cat... that little trendsetting furball.

    Thijs joins Matt and Annette's 5-year-old son, Jack, and 3-year-old daughter, Romy.

    May the new addition have the friskiness and agility of a cat, but definitely less hair than one... unless it's on the top of his head. I'm sure Matt would agree with me about the last part.

    E_HeathMichelleWillams2_136.jpgAfter the ridiculousness which was Pam Anderson and Kid Rock's marriage, I'm so down on celebrity marriages. It seems like none of these nincompoops take their vows seriously – it's nothing more than an excuse to slip into a white bikini and sip Cristal -- which is unfortunate when there are people fighting for the legal right to marry in the first place. But that's a different rant.

    One celebrity couple I'm holding out hope for are Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger, who I became mildly obsessed with last year during award show season. They are super cute. Anyway, they're also reportedly thisclose to exchanging vows. Page Six reports that last week they were seen picking up a marriage license in Brooklyn, where they live with their baby girl, Matilda.

    Don't expect a big TomKat style for these two, who met on the set of their hit Brokeback Mountain. They try to live out of the spotlight as much as possible... unlike, say, Britney "I Stopped Wearing Panties" Spears and Paris Hilton.

    E_KateHudsonOwen_136.jpgDon't do it, Kate!

    Page Six says that Owen "the Butterscotch Stallion" Wilson was engagement ring shopping with his mom at the Harry Winston store at the Highland Park Mall in Dallas.

    "They were looking at a huge, pear-shaped, flawless diamond engagement ring," a spy tells the paper.

    Although the source insists they were looking at an engagement band, Owen's rep says "Owen's mother was looking for jewelry for herself."

    E_PamAndersonKid_136.jpgKazakhstan man cause Pamela Anderson dump Kid Rock? According to Page Six, the answer is yes.

    The gossip column reports that after Kid and Pam saw a screening of Borat -- in which Pam appears as the object of Borat's affection -- the two had a nasty blow up and things have never been the same.

    "[Universal Studio chief ] Ron Meyer held a screening of Borat at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," a Pam pal tells Page Six. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it. Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them. Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man."

    Pam -- who had a miscarriage a few weeks ago -- left her home on Sunday so that Kid could pack up and get out. And that's where things stand... for now.

    BACH_WINNER_1.jpgAnd the "winner" is… Jennifer!

    That's right -- on last night's The Bachelor: Rome, Lorenzo picked the Florida school teacher to be his princess. But did she get a ring? And how did Sadie take it? Read the finale recap -- written by yours truly -- then talk about the show.

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    Hollywood's skankiest hottest new couple seems to be Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. The new BFFs are, like, totally together 24/7. See photos of the new couple together over Thanksgiving holiday. So let's come up with a nickname for them as well as the name they should give their first child together.

    Ready, set, go crazy!

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    For Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock -- who went on a wedding tour in August, getting hitched in several different cities -- "happily ever after" means exactly three months and 24 days.

    Yep, they're getting divorced.

    TMZ reports that Pam filed from divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. She's being repped by celeb lawyer Neal Hersh. Neal will have some extra work to do because there was no prenup. Duh! But because they were married so briefly there shouldn't be a lot of squabbling.

    E_AndersonCooper_136.jpgIt's all about outting people these days. And it's not just Perez Hilton. In today's Page Six, they have a suggestive item about Anderson Cooper:

    Anderson Cooper was friendly at a Brazilian airport on Friday. "Hi, I'm Anderson," he said to the "attractive" man standing next to him at the flight connection monitors in the Salvador terminal, a spy told The Post's Braden Keil. The 25ish fellow was wearing a tight T-shirt, cut-off shorts and an earring. According to our witness, the unshaven, solo-traveling CNN star chatted for 20 minutes with the stranger before the fellow had to say goodbye and board his flight to Rio.

    Do you think it's fair for the media to out people? Or are public figures fair game? And do you think Anderson should address this... or just ignore it? Talk back below.

    davidliza.jpgDavid Gest -- the guy who married Liza Minnelli, then accused her of abusing him -- is on the Brit reality TV show I'm a Celebrity... And because I'm sorta obsessed with this makeup wearin' creep, I'm going to share his new quote about his "abuser" in which he talks about how they liked to suck face.

    I'll put it after the jump in case you're eating lunch. Don't want to make you vomit.

    E_NicoleKeithSmile.jpgNow here's a headline you've seen before:

    Exclusive: Little Kiddie: Nicole set to have her own baby in the spring

    While Keith Urban finishes his stint in rehab, London's The Mirror is reporting that Nicole is pregnant with an Urbanite.

    "Miss Kidman certainly isn't hiding the changes in her body now and seems to be very comfortable with them," a source tells the 3am Girls. "Any woman seeing her now up close can't help but notice she is a mum-to-be."

    I don't know why I believe it this time, but I just do.

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    Press shy Prince William and Prince Harry plan to mark the 10th anniversary of their mum Princess Diana's death with a concert at the new Wembley Stadium in London. The event, to be hosted by the princes, would be held on what would have been Diana's 46th birthday -- July 1. A spokesman for the two princes wouldn't confirm the shindig yet, saying they are considering a number of events to mark the anniversary.

    Let's hope they keep it classy. As in -- I really hope there won't be a Spice Girls reunion at the concert.

    While you were probably spending time with family over the long holiday weekend -- like I was -- Britney Spears continued her west coast BFF tour with Paris "Ickster" Hilton. After the AMAs, the girls capped off the night at a party at Paris' house, which reportedly got so loud that the cops stopped by. Wednesday night, they donned leopard print outfits (!) and hit L.A. hot spot Teddy's. Friday, the girls were partying at Hyde and Les Deux. And Saturday they were back together again – in Malibu. The gals were out and about shopping and Paris was photographed carrying Britney's eldest son, Sean Preston. That night, they were back at Hyde in LA.

    "Paris was acting like Britney's boyfriend," a source who saw them at Hyde on Friday tells People.com. "She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney's lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris' friendly gestures."

    How long do you think it will be before the BFFs have their first catfight? Take guesses below.

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    "I've got no dark secrets, I wasn't beaten up, my parents were kind to me, and there was a low crime rate where we lived."

    -- Will Ferrell to London's Observer


    Well at least there's someone in Hollywood who isn't royally screwed up.

    It's baby number three for Heidi Klum and Seal, who are already raising a daughter, Leni, and son, Henry. This was the birth announcement on Seal's Website:
    Wednesday, November 22, 2006

    Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel

    To our children, a brother

    To our parents, a grandson

    To my wife and I, a son

    To our family, a blessing.

    Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel was born on 11/22/06 at 17:01 weighing 8 lbs 11 ounces. He is healthy, beautiful and looks just like his mother.

    Sex tape? What sex tape? Now Kevin Federline's lawyer is denying that a sex tape exists… despite the fact that it's reportedly being shopped around for $100 million dollars. Here's a statement from Kevin's lawyer:

    "There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else. It would be impossible to comment upon and correct all of the other misinformation about Kevin that appears on a daily basis and consequently no attempt has been made, or will be made, to do so. I hope that the public and media will keep this in mind before assuming accuracy of facts from Kevin's silence."

    I'm gonna go with the theory that there's no sex tape… until a year from now when K-Fed is living out of an old Datsun and decides to finally sell it -- or blackmail Britney for more cashola.

    Are they or aren't they? You decide. Vote on whether or not you think these sets of twins -- as shown off at the American Music Awards last night in Los Angeles -- are real.

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    American Idol's Katharine McPhee looked totally glam and drove the photogs wild ... while AMA winner Carrie Underwood had shorts built into her tacky dress -- like a uniformed schoolgirl worried a boy was gonna peek up her skirt.
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    Ashlee Simpson attended the AMAs... with her Papa. Ick. But it's seriously alarming how much she has changed into an Olsen in the last year. The twins weren't at the award show, but isn't the resemblance eerie?

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    Britney Spears made an appearance at the AMAs to present, so it was decidedly awkward when Kevin arrived…

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    Just kidding. The only Kevin Federline in da house was a K-Fed dummy. He was hanging... It that a premonition of some kind?

    Love it!

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    You know I'm a big Gwen Stefani fan. Love her. But what the hell was she wearing at last night's AMAs? She looked horrible. And her new single, Wind It Up, is pretty horrible too. I hope Gwennie Gwen Gwen's career isn't taking a nosedive. Two years ago, her first solo album dropped and her career soared. I'm worried that there's nowhere to go but down. Boo!

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    Let's play fill in the blank.

    The last time Christian Slater was cool was ___________________________.

    Just wondering… Do you think Grey's Anatomy irritable star Isaiah Washington and his wife -- pictured here at the show -- get a two-for-one deal at the barber? They totally have the same 'do.

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    Depending on who you ask, Jessica Simpson is either dating John Mayer or Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

    Which guy do you think would make a better partner for Fish Lips Simpson? Cast your vote!

    E_JoshHartnett_136.jpgWhile Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson have yet to confirm that they're even an item -- after over a year! -- the buzz as of late is that they're finito. And it looks like those rumors are true because The Sydney Confidential reports that Josh has been traveling and dining with a "mystery woman."

    Josh's new chick was wearing sunglasses, a hat and was trying to cover her face with her bag and jacket when photographers caught her -- with Josh -- at the airport. Earlier, she was seen leaving a hotel with the Hollywood hunk -- where they are said to have spent the weekend. During their romantic getaway, they also dined out at the same restaurant three times.

    Hope the food was good.

    Later, at the airport, a photographer asked Josh about his travel companion. Josh said to the photog: "Get f---ed."

    I may have to borrow that line. Maybe I'll try it out at Thanksgiving dinner.

    So I told you that Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst are quietly dating. Well, the Daily Mail is offering up new details about the duo if you're interested...

  • They've been dating for about a month.
  • They denied rumors that they were hooking up when they costarred in Elizabethtown. Whether they were or not, Orlando was dating Kate Bosworth at the time so it makes sense he didn't 'fess up to anything.
  • Last week, they were "all over each other" at LA's Chateau Marmont, which is not exactly the place to go if you're trying to be incognito. "They were kissing and cuddling in the corner of the lobby bar and didn't seem to care who saw them," a source told the paper. "They even stayed past closing time because they were enjoying each other's company."

  • According to a close friend of Orlando, "Kirsten reminds him of what Kate used to look like before her dramatic weight loss. It was so much fun for him to be with her because she seemed carefree and not obsessed about fattening foods. Kirsten can also let her hair down a bit and isn't worried about being the most fashionable girl in the room. Orlando likes that she can look a bit disheveled, he thinks it's sexy. Kate would never go out unless she looked perfectly coiffed and that got a bit tiring."

    Well, he's a bit of a disheveled fella himself, so maybe they're a good match.

  • E_JakeGyllenhaal_136.jpgJake Gyllenhaal is dating a pretty up-and-coming actress. Who is she? Here's the scoop...

    If you watched Michael Richards apologize on last night's Letterman, I think it's pretty clear that the guy is riding the crazy train. He's just off. While he seemed to offer a sincere apology for saying "nasty things to some Afro-Americans," he had diarrhea of the mouth and it got buried under a lot of talk about Hurricane Katrina race relations, comedians who did benefits for Katrina victims, force fields and other gobbledygook. I think it was good that he got on there and took his licks, but he should have kept it short and sweet.

    I think the bigger problem was that the way the segment was introduced. Audience members, who presumably weren't in front of a computer all day and didn't get to see the rant, didn't "get it." They thought he was being funny, so people were totally laughing while he was apologizing. Jerry Seinfeld was finally like: Stop laughing! It's not funny. Because of that, convenient as it was, I don't think Letterman was the right forum for a guy trying to apologize for a hateful racist rant.

    Anyway, check out the clip if you missed it. Then put in your two cents. Do you think the apology was sincere? Should he be forgiven? Talk back.

  • Randy from My Name Is Earl -- whose real name is Ethan Suplee -- is expecting his fourth daughter. Whew! His costar Jaime Pressly recently announced that she's expecting a baby as well, but she's having a boy.
  • If you're dying to know about TomKat's honeymoon, you're going to have to read about it here. I'm so done talking about them until 2007.
  • Nicole "I'm in Recovery" Richie has fired uberstylist Rachel Zoe, who reportedly didn't take the news well. As in -- look out for flying stilettos.
  • It's strange to me that Sienna Miller is already generating Oscar buzz for her role in Factory Girl when the movie comes out next month and they're still doing reshoots. If the film is that good (and it can't be because I heard her bad accent in the trailer), shouldn't it be complete by now? And, sorry, I just don't buy Jimmy Fallon in serious roles. Whenever I see his mug, I get the urge to laugh. He's a comedian.
  • E_JudeLaw5_136.jpgA little birdie tells me that nanny nailer Jude Law is in the market for a new home. He's in the process of buying one in the village of Betchworth which is in Surrey, England. Not sure if it's a weekend place or if he's tired of city living.

    Meanwhile, Jude's son Rafferty is in a band and in one of his songs he sings for his supper. The tune goes like this:

    "Try to eat dinner at night/ But there's nothing to eat/ How can that be right?"
    Is single dad Jude spending too much on real estate and not enough on groceries for the kiddies?
    Michael Richards -- who played Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld -- went absolutely nuts on Friday night during a performance at the Laugh Factory in LA and started throwing around the "N bomb." The whole incident was caught on tape.

    Apparently an African-American audience member -- and some friends -- playfully heckled Michael from the nosebleed cheap seats. All of a sudden, he went crazy, unleashing an endless supply of racist remarks before walking off the stage.

    "Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f--king fork up your ass," the "comedian" screamed. "You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherf--ker. Throw his ass out. He's a n--ger! He's a n--ger! He's a ni--ger! A n--ger, look, there's a n--ger!"

    In a statement to Extra, Michael's former boss, Jerry Seinfeld, said he's "sick" over Michael's tirade. "I'm sure Michael is also sick over this horrible, horrible mistake," Jerry said. "It is so extremely offensive. I feel terrible for all the people who have been hurt."

    Expect to hear an announcement that Michael's going to rehab a la Mel Gibson. That's always step one of celebrity damage control. Pathetic.

    Update: According to TMZ, Michael will appear on tonight's David Letterman -- via satellite -- to issue a tearful apology. So why is he doing this on Letterman? Tonight's scheduled guest is Jerry Seinfeld, so Jerry must have helped make it happen.

    O.J. Simpson got the hook.

    Earlier today, News Corporation Chairman and CEO Rupert Murdoch announced that the company has canceled publication of O.J's book If I Did It, Here's How It Happenedas well as the corresponding FOX broadcast network special, which was supposed to take place next week.

    “I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project," he said in a statement. "We are sorry for any pain this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown-Simpson.”

    Now there's something to be thanful for -- the poor families will be spared the added grief.

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    Former X-Files star Gillian Anderson gave birth to an extra terrestrial baby boy on November 1. She named the "grouchy" little fella Oscar.

    Gillian's second child -- her first with boyfriend businessman Mark Griffiths -- arrived three weeks early, but her spokesperson told People.com that "both he and Gillian are just fine."

    "They are extremely happy – the entire family," the spokesperson added.

    E_ChrisRobinsonKate_136.jpgIt doesn't look like there's going to be a happy reunion for Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson. According to People.com, the hairy rocker has filed for divorce three months after they separated.

    In his court filings, Chris requested joint legal and physical custody of their 2-year-old son, Ryder. He is not seeking spousal support.

    Kate and Chris split in August days before news broke that she was dating her You, Me and Dupree costar Owen Wilson. According to gossip reports, Kate and Owen have cooled as of late. She's currently in Australia -- with Ryder -- filming Fool's Gold with Matthew McConaughey.

    Monday's suck, so let's play a little guessing game to liven things up. This is the official TomKat wedding photo. As you'll notice, Tom appears to be slightly taller than Katie, which you know isn't the case. So guess what Tom is standing on in this photo to make him appear to be on the same level as his bride.

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    E_TeriHatcher4_136.jpgAny General Hospital watchers out there? You'll appreciate this one.

    Teri Hatcher is dating Stephen T. Kay, who played the Quartermaine butler Reginald for ever and ever.

    GH_bios_Kay.jpgYou remember him? Really skinny. No hair. Random soul patch. Not really funny.

    The kicker? Teri's Desperate Housewives costarEva Longoria also reportedly dated Stephen for a year beginning in 2004. That's totally weird, especially because Eva was married to General Hospital's Tyler Christopher from 2002 to 2004. So she must have been double dipping from the same show.

    I gotta tell ya – I’m so over those Howives.

    E_PeteDoherty_136.jpgAnd he was doing so well!

    Just over a month after leaving rehab, Pete Doherty was arrested -- again! -- Friday night for possession of crack cocaine.

    I knew he was getting cocky when he posed for photos at a photo shoot wearing a “Drug Free” t-shirt.

    Wonder if Kate Moss will continue to stand by her man. Would you?

    E_BritneySpears2_136.jpgBritney Spears was in Las Vegas over the weekend, where she hooked up with -- of all people -- Mario Lopez from Dancing with the Stars. No word on whether there was any hanky-panky, but they were introduced at The Mint and were seen talking. Shortly after the duo -- along with a small group of people -- hit the Moon Nightclub, where they partied the night away.

    E_MarioLopez_68.jpgMario was recently rumored to be hooking up with Eva Longoria – though Eva denies it because she’s still with “Tony, Tony, Tony.” Mario was married to Ali Landry for about 2.5 seconds -- while they were on the honeymoon, she learned he cheated on her during his bachelor party. Whatta catch!

    Yep, they're married. After the jump you can read the official statement released by their rep, which has all the dirty details.
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    I have no interest in James Bond movies. In fact, I don't think I've seen a single one. I'm not a Bond idiot -- I know who's played the role (like Pierce Brosnan and Sean Connery) and I know some of the Bond girls (like Halle, Denise Richards and Ursula Andress), but I just never had any interest in the actual film. Until now. Not sure why, but I'm really into seeing Casino Royale -- so much so that I made plans to see it on Sunday. I never make plans to see a movie -- I usually just go if I have nothing else to do... or it's free. Maybe it has to do with me being in London last week. There were Casino Royale posters everywhere. One of the people I was with was in the habit of pointing out each and every one by saying: "Daniel Craig!" over and over. And the windows of Harrods were decorated in a total Bond theme -- complete with the Bond-mobile on display in one of them. Maybe that's what got me hooked?

    Just wanted to know if you guys care about the movie and see what you think of Daniel Craig as Bond. Am I in this alone?

    E_AngelinaJolie3_68.jpgThree of Angelina's bodyguards were arrested for allegedly roughing up some parents at a school in India. Not surprising, the do-gooder released a statement saying that her peeps aren't to blame. Wag your fingers at the press.

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  • Yesterday, news broke that Whitney Houston's New Jersey mansion will be foreclosed on if she doesn't pony up a $1 million in missed mortgage payments. Today, the scoop is that her Atlanta house wasalready taken away because she missed payment. I wonder if she's not paying the bills to piss off her soon-to-be ex-husband, Bobby Brown, or if she's truly out of money. What do you guys think?
  • E_Beyonce2_68.jpgHave you guys heard this nonsense about the movie Dreamgirls costing $25 at the movie theater? If moviegoers want a sneak peek of the movie, they can watch it in advance of its December 25 release at select theaters in New York, Los Angeles and San Fran. But it costs $25 a ticket. For $25 bucks, I want to see Beyonce marry Jay-Z, Eddie Murphy solicit another transsexual and Jamie Foxx show an entire album of his fug childhood photos.

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    Here's a shot of J.Lo and Marc last night outside of the dinner party TomKat's threw for their wedding guests in Rome.

    Why oh why are Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony in Rome for the TomKat wedding? I don't get how they are friends. Anyone know? I know that Jennifer is best buddies with King of Queens star Leah Remini (a Scientologist/friend of Cruise), but J.Lo? Jenny from the Block? I'm really starting to wonder the Anthonys are crossing over and dabbling in the Scientology as well.

    E_TomCruiseKatie6_136.jpgA little TomKat wedding update…

  • Location, location, location: According to Access Hollywood, the wedding is taking place at Odescalchi Castle, which a 15th-century fortress in the lakeside Italian city Bracciano. So if you want to hop a flight right now, you'll be able to get to the church on time.

  • Nicole Kidman sent her ex and his bride-to-be a gift. Somewhere on the package it "wished them both a lifetime of happiness together."

  • Earlier today, Will Smith arrived to meet his wife Jada Pinkett Smith. So far the other celeb guests who have landed in Rome are Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy, John Travolta, Leah Remini, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthey, director J.J. Abrams, director Cameron Crowe and Tom's business partner Paula Wagner. Katie's parents have arrived as well.

  • Last night TomKat and their kiddies (even Suri!) had a big dinner to welcome their guests.

  • Patient information: George's dad, who learns he has stage 3 cancer… A young girl, who was run over in a car by her nanny… A plastic surgery patient who got pec implants to impress his girlfriend.

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    Thought Bubbles: The show opens with Meredith and Derek sharing a bubble bath and talking about taking their relationship slowly. They think better of it. Later, they're both all smiles at the hospital. Derek is so happy that when he sees Addison he talks about how they need to peacefully coexist at work. She points out that she's still wearing her wedding/engagements rings, but says it's stuck. He suggests soap. Later, Add tosses her rings off the side of the ferry.

    Keep reading last night's Grey's Anatomy recap

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    Okay -- something is seriously wrong with me. Call a doctor! Get me a thermometer! Boil some water!

    I really think TomKat and the TomKitten are... cute! Like really cute. For the last hour I've been looking at photos of them together and making weird noises like: "Ahhh!" and "Ohhhhh."

    I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I'm supposed to hate them. He's supposed to creep me out with this controlling, couch jumping ways.

    But all I can do is look at them and smile.

    They look happy. And that baby is friggin' adorable.

    Look out, guys -- I'm going soft.

    E_GeorgeClooneyBoy_136.jpgSexist Man Alive George Clooney wasn't always sexy -- see exhibit A. And for that matter, neither were Brad Pitt, Patrick Dempsey or Jamie Foxx. Especially Jamie Foxx. He looked a little like Mike Tyson. For this week's Daily Blabber video blog, I dug up some fugly pictures of the leading men we love. It just shows... nobody's perfect.

    PS: And check me out in the video this week. Due to lighting... I'm looking all crazy. It kinda makes me laugh.

    WATCH BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS

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    For the very first time, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been spotted in public with their 7-month-old daughter, Suri. Methinks they're doing major damage control with this splashy wedding -- trying to win back some fans by acting normal for a few days. Why else would Tom have invited his nemesis Brooke Shields to the wedding?

    They do look like a cute family though... as much as they creep me out.

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    According to Page Six, Yankee favorite Derek Jeter is now playing ball with… Jessica Biel. On Thursday, they were "huddled in a corner" at Hyde in LA "laughing and giggling together."

    Lucky girl.

    Derek has a thing for the Hollywood girls. Not only did he date Vanessa Minnillo for a few years, but he's also hooked up with Mariah Carey, Jordan Brewster and Jessica Alba.

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    Have you seen anything as frightful as this? Wacko Jacko showed his (altered) face at last night's World Music Awards. He performed -- singing just a few lines -- while clutching what appears to be an American flag and a horn. Okay... The critics haven't been kind either, calling his appearance an "embarrassing comeback" and a "flop."

    Does this mean he'll finally go away?

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    Every year, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association picks the daughter or son of a famous star -- who has acting ambitions -- to be Miss/Mr. Golden Globe for that year's ceremony. The role doesn't call for much -- just stand on the stage and look pretty/handsome during the telecast. This year's winner is… Jack Nicholson's daughter, Lorraine. She's 16 and has appeared in movies like Click and The Princess Diaries 2. As in -- nothing memorable.

    But, if you check out the list of past winners, you'll see that many famous faces have held this title. So expect to see big things from little Lorraine… or just expect to see her mug a lot in Us Weekly.

    The show airs Monday, January 15 and is the official kickoff of award show season. Yippee!

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    I'm so relieved that Emmitt Smith won the Dancing with the Stars competition. I was afraid if Mario Lopez won, his head would explode. Cocky boy.
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    "Trumps don't do diapers."
    -- Donald Trump Jr., who is expecting his first child, apparently takes after his father. And I don't think that's anything to brag about.

    E_KevinFederline3_136.jpgAccording to Us Weekly, Kevin Federline left the following message for Britney on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8.

    Today I’m a free man Ladies look out F--k a wife Give me my kids B-tch! --Kevin Federline

    I don't want to be mean, but I'm going to be. Is this kid the biggest idiot or what? Oy!

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    I think the editors over at People are plum out of new ideas. George Clooney is the Sexiest Man Alive. Again.

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    Do you agree with their pick? Are you bored to tears as well? Talk back.

    Poor Nicole Richie.The weight rumors are endless. The latest? She was linked to a nasty Page Six blind item which claimed a "Hollywood starlet" had gastric bypass surgery -- and then, after losing too much weight, went in to have the gastric band removed. So Nicole is officially denying it -- and fuming about it -- on her MySpace page:

    It just doesn't stop... So i gain a little bit of weight, and im acussed of having a gastric bypass surgery reversed? Its pathetic of Page Six to insinuate i have done this. Anyone that knows anything about this surgery would know that legally, you must be AT LEAST 100 pounds overweight to even have the surgery done, and is a serious, life changing procedure; not one to throw around as a joke or a rumor. Ive given a statement I am in the process of putting on weight, and that should be enough. Its a shame to hear that instead of hearing supportive words, someone needs to spin it into some negative, absurd way

    It's been four loooong days since we've seen Britney "Photo Op" Spears. I'm sure you were really starting to wonder where she was and why you haven't seen her. Well, I'm happy to pass along the news that People mag is reporting that she's in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana. She has her children with her (thank god she didn't forget them!) and she's been out to eat, so she's well nourished.

    So you can stop worrying about her. Britney is okay.

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    Orlando Bloom was seen slumming over the weekend -- he was caught making out with Kirsten Dunst!

    If you remember, while they promoted their really bad movie -- Elizabethtown -- they also reportedly sucked a little face. But he was on-again, off-again with Kate Bosworth and nothing came of it.

    Until now.

    What do you think of them as a couple? Cool or drool? Sound off below.

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    Oh you guys are going to love to duke it out over this one…

    Rachel Weisz courts controversy as she says you can drink when you're pregnant.

    E_TomCruiseKatie4_136.jpgPeople.com is taking the TomKat's wedding a little too seriously. They have launched a blog just to track all the details of the wedding. A little ridic, no?

    But that didn't stop me from reading the damn thing (all in a day's work!) and I was horrified -- horrified -- to read that Brooke Shields is going to the wedding.

    Can you say sell out?

    This is the woman Tom publicly bashed last year for taking medication to deal with PPD. The woman wanted to kill herself and thought meds were the only option. So Tom criticized her -- and her career! -- for taking medication. Now they're best friends?

    She's so out in my book. (Those Colgate ads may also have something to do with it. Toothpaste ads? Really?)

    Meanwhile, Oprah wasn't invited to the wedding, but she says she's still getting them a gift.

    Funny -- I'm a no invite, no gift kinda girl.

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    Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not getting married -- and neither are their wax figures.

    The famed wax museum chain Madame Tussands planned an exhibit in their Las Vegas branch depicting a Brangelina wedding. But Brad's spokeswoman wasn't having any of it and got Madame Tussands to cancel their plans.

    "I personally found it a little odd that they were re-creating a wedding that never really happened," Brad Dad's publicist said. "As Brad's representative, I found it disturbing."

    The faux wedding was set to debut on Wednesday. Had it went down, it would have included George Clooney as best man and, as stiff guests, Elvis, Frank Sinatra, Luciano Pavarotti, Liberace, John Wayne, Ben Affleck and gangster Bugsy Siegel.

    Weird. Most of those peeps have been dead since long before we ever heard the name Brangelina.

    Anyway, Brad has said that he's not marrying Angelina until "everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."

    KFed_Denise.jpgBack in college one of my old roommate's and I used to play this game called "Would You Rather." I'm sure it wasn't unique to us, and for all I know, Milton Bradley has a patented version, but the basic, G-rated premise was, "Would you rather date icky boy X or nasty boy Z" -- or if we were feeling kind, "Would you rather marry hot frat boy X or cutie independent Z."

    I thought I'd give in to my alma matar nostalgia by bringing the game to you. So...

    -- Lindsey

    The Cruises have landed! The Cruises have landed!

    Tom Cruise and his bride-to-be Katie Holmes have arrived in Rome, Italy, which is the setting of their wedding this weekend. Among their 10-member entourage? Tom's children -- Isabella and Connor -- and the TomKat's 7-month-old alien child baby, Suri.

    The TomKat will tie the knot in a 17th-century castle on Nov. 18, Italian designer Valentino tells People.com. I guess he's spreading the secret details of the wedding because he wasn't asked to design Katie's wedding dress -- that was a job for Katie fave Giorgio Armani.

    Laugh at -- or with -- the Cruises in my photo slide show about the couple called Celebrity Couple Photo Timeline: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes.

    Then, predict below how long you think their blessed union will last. And it better not be anything silly -- like anything over a year. Try to be realistic.

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    The Jolie-Pitt family was bopping around India yesterday. But where was little Shiloh? Take guesses as to their youngest's whereabouts in Star Snapshots.

    E_JudeLawSiennaDrunk_136.jpgYes, you've read that headline more than once right here in Daily Blabber -- I know because I've typed it more than once. But People.com is insisting that the nanny poker and his tres annoying string bean have split "for good."

    We can only hope, right?

    "It's a mutual decision," a "friend" of the actor tells People about ending the tumultuous on-again, off-again romance. "They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed."

    Lately, Jude has been spending quite a bit of time with his ultracool ex-wife, Sadie Frost, who is BFFs with Kate Moss. Although Sadie has a boyfriend (she loves her boy toys!), that must have gotten under Sienna's skin a wee bit. Jude, Sadie and the kids hang regularly whether it's going to museums together or co-hosting birthday parties and such for their three kiddies.

    Hmmm -- It would actually be cool if Jude and Sadie got back together, but I'd do anything to keep Jude and See-See apart. I just can't take her... clearly.