It's On: Nicole Richie vs. Rachel Zoe
Paris may be on Nicole Richie's good side again, but meet the super-skinny star's newest nemesis:

Name: Rachel Zoe
Age: 35
Occupation: Stylist to stars like Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan and, until recently, little Nicole
Claim to Fame: Taking Nicole from trashy to chic and trendy
Read on for a blow-by-blow of this catfight -- trust us, it's good!
The Motive
On November 14, after more than two years of being her stylist and friend, Rach gets the boot (albeit a gorgeous stiletto one) from Nic. Apparently Nicole thought the fashionista was a bad influence on her -- Rachel has long been suspected of promoting rail-thin figures -- even by away of questionable substances. After all, she herself falls victim to the sternum protrusion (see photo). But Rachel's rep said the split was mutual. Right. Sure.
Rachel's Hair Pull:
A week later, Zoe talked back about the split. A friend of hers told Page Six, "Rachel was acting as a concerned friend and voiced her concerns to Nicole about her lifestyle, and Nicole didn't want to hear it." Then Rachel herself gave this load of PR crap statement to TMZ.com:
"There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie. The tabloid reports have no merit. After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness."
Nicole's Bitch Slap:
On Monday, Nicole posted the following on her MySpace page:
BLIND ITEM:
What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup...
Stay tuned for more, 'cause I'm betting this fight is far from over. My money is on Nic, you?
--Lindsey




Nicole Ritchie needs to work on her GRAMMAR.
It's a shame that Nicole's grammar and spelling are so bad. Her "blind item" could've sounded amusing and half-way decent if it weren't riddled with so many errors.
Sorry--I'm finding it hard to care.
Raisin face. Nicely put.
Nic is pretty, raunchy, silly, funny, and beautiful...wait, that sounds like me. Oh well, they say everyone has a soul mate.
Those two are just fugly. Rachel looks like she is in her late forties. She has a cake face. Time to retire girl!
being paid thousands by several separate clients, i would assume that "raisin-face" would have bought some botox..she's like over ten years younger than sharon stone at least, but she looks a gazillion older...look her up on google, look at her forehead and you'll see what i mean
35 my a@@! That woman has to be about 48 years old.
Rachel looks my age,and I passed 35 a very very long time ago. I hope she doesn't think she is fooling anybody.
OMG I totally see what you mean, I looked her up on Google, and her face is JUST LIKE A RAISIN. Totally deep forehead wrinkles.
I would fire my stylist too if she came walking out dressed in that.
Shut Up Kallot!
They're both nasty
O WOW, I GOOGLED HER AND THE PICTURE WASNT PRETTY. WOW,HER FACE IS BAD. MABE ITS BECAUSE OF RACHEL THAT NICOLE BACAME SO OBSESSED ABOUT HER WEIGHT ABD BACAME THE WAY SHE IS. BUT EITHER WAY NICOLE REALLY NEEDS TO GET OUT OF DENAIL ABOUT HER STATE OF HEALTH AND HER CONDITION.