Truthfully, I love this site and read it every day. Normally I enjoy the witty repartee of the writers. But all I could think was, "damn...Jessica Simpson is orange." Oopa-loopa orange. Day-glo orange. I'm still in shock by it, every time I try to read the words under the picture, the word orange pops into my head...so I can't even wrap my brain around the question...

YUCK, John, don't do it!!! She's a talentless hack!!

agree
she's just TRASH

We agree, Hilary! Lindsey has dubbed them "the Creamsicle," which I love, love, love.

all of the above comments are pathetic what a waste of my time rading them! for once she is getting on with her life and is happy i support them all the way and wish them all the best. Jess you rock xxx

Who cares about these two anyway?

I think Jessica has made mistakes but she is human like the rest of us. Let whomever has never made a mistake be the first to judge her! She is a sweet girl so best of luck to her & John. Go get em Jess!!! All the way from Australia, we love you!!!!

ok.....john..very cerebreal!! i wonder if jessica can spell cerebreal?!! enough said. honestly johnny you could have any woman on the planet why why why are you doing this?

GAG
they both make me sick

I used to like John Mayer and his music. Since he brokered a deal with the devil (Beelzebub Simpson) for publicity, can't look at him the same anymore. She's desperate for the limelight, obviously so is he.

ok mike you cant even spell cerebral
so dont be talking crap! JOHN AND JESSICA ROCK!! there good together for now but frankly she can do better

Ummm... Mike, are you sure that 'cerebreal' is a word? I think that you meant 'cerebral'. Gotta be careful accusing people of spelling errors, when you didn't use spell-check to make sure you didn't make any errors.

I think they both are yuk, i think Jessica is pretty, but she is DUMB, and she is ORANGE, and i think she used Nick and then when she got into the spot like and was ant the top she just left him to HAVE FUN.... And now she lost everything and she is going to use John to get her back to the top and then im sure leave him too. She doesn't deserve to be happy, after what she has done to ppl that loved her. and plus LOOK AT HER, SHE IS SOOOOOO FAKE LOOKING, SHE DOESNT EVEN LOOK REAL, she looks like a barbie.

I hear she's carrying his twins...on her CHEST!

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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You crack me up. Anyway, there was a blind item in Page Six about two weeks ago about a shaggy haired musician and his pop star girlfriend. It went on to say that the musician was out clubbing without her and leaving with attractive men. Just telling you what I read.

Everyone knows she's his beard. She's gonna look like an ass when its all revealed.

I am going with what Celebrities call "up your f(word)"... of course you are going to date someone that can make you more famous dang it!!! If I got to look at John on a regular and get some publicity out of it, I would... you would too, admit it ladies... and uh, men if you swing that way. Jessica is in good, and John seems like he's a nice guy and Jess has face and body so he's lucky too! People, Jessica is not as dumb as you all think... She's spoiled. Really, when you don't have to think much, why would you??? Whoever, what ever, fake or not, They are in the fame game. When they step out of that limo together they might as well be wearing green cause that's what they'll be seeing. You can't take hollywood couples too seriously nowadays anyway. It's nice for our entertainment, why we care, I don't know, but we do.

What is John thinking? I consider him to be an intelligent & talented musician. Jess is NEITHER. If I have to listen to her sing one more song through her nose, I'm going to puke! But I guess all guys go for the "T & A".

These two make me want to vomit out of the car window while I am driving 100 mph towards them with no brakes.
Then I would turn the dial to NPR and sing along to the theme song of the Brady Bunch and twist my nipples!
Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Umm....if you are going to post about people spelling words incorrectly, you may want to check your own spelling. You must not be very cerebral either.

Actually, yes, I did. Try copy and pasting what I wrote into a word document, then run the spell-check. Grammatical errors exist, but 'Ummm' doesn't have a correct spelling and 'gotta' is the vernacular for 'got to' or 'have to' with the you being understood so it doesn't actually have to be "physically" in the sentence. And, of course, I spelled cerebral wrong the first time it appears on purpose, so, maybe you want to take a class on reading comprehension.

Rumor has been that John likes sex. This looks like what he's after. I can't believe he's back with her. I thought this was long over. I thought he was smarter than that but every guy has to follow his erection.

Like, whatever! I'm not a fan of either of them, but man, can't he do better than that space case? Oh, I get it! He just stares at her chest whenever she talks. It all makes sense now!

well for me thats showbiz theres no happy ending....we don't know what's in their heads...you can't blame them..in sudden attractions,

Now while I love me some Jessica!! Really... Personally... I think Jess uses her celebrity boyfriends as launches! She was starting to fizzle after the whole Nick divorce... so all of a sudden we see her with this new man... both of whom are in need of a popularity boost... him with his new songs and her with her "movie" career and launch of the "hair"

Totally. Agree. Fake as her tan. A clever way to act "blondish", grab some spotlight and hit popularity fast. Is easier than singing, and a fresh gimmick to run.

Jessica is a smart woman. I don't understand the hostility towards her. Life is so short, play nice.

i don't understand why everyone is making a big deal about this "couple." john mayer is extremely ugly, and jessica is simply trying to move on and reclaim her life after the farce that was her marriage with nick the jerk. leave her alone!

I think if they do show together, I know one vanilla phillapino will be TOTALLY jealous. Jess is so gorgeous. I am so happy for her and John....and I don't care if it's serious..I'm glad jess has moved on with her life away from Nick. I never thought he was good enough for her. I can't wait to see her at the grammy's..thanks for posting the info!

He's in this for the sex and the publicity. He knows she is as fake as her tan!

nobody really knows what's going on - you can't trust the media - we're only shown and told what they want us to see and hear. I believe everyone deserves a chance to be happy. I saw JM in concer last night and he was brilliantly funny and totally on. I'm happy for him, never mind how fleeting the moment might be-Grab happiness while you can people-life is but a vapor...

I don't understand this nastiness towards Jessica and judgemental hurling at John. On what basis do you have the view that she is "a skank who will do anyone"? Because she is sexy? You would have to be a disgusting, vile person to even allow those things to come from your mouth. Who among you mean spirited people have gone to Bagdad to visit the troops. She actually flew from one location to another in a military helicopter over a war zone at night. She also champions charities for children including operation smile which benefits children with disfigured faces. Two people who like each other have the right to pursue the relationship. I give them credit for doing it with your perverse and cynical spotlight shining on them.

Can we all get alone?
I thought we are suppose to love one another and not sprinkle salt on each other. Please just try to enjoy the grammy and let them enjoy each other if they want to.
We need to buy us a bag of buisiness for a change.
YOU GO GIRL
YOU GO BOY
What everyone is saying about them I don't see the sin in it. I just hope it is not the drugs.(smile)
They are on camera. OK

I personally am a big fan of John's. Love his music. He's a talented guitarist who is finally getting recognized for that instead of his frat-boy-pop style. John has been linked to Jennifer Love Hewitt (her music career lasted what 4 seconds?) and now to Jessica. I love the guy, he's pretty young still, let him have his fun...maybe he really truly likes her. I don't think she can be as dumb as she acts and still have a career as successful as the one she has.

I think that Jessica has mad a big big mistake by seeing This Mayer Boy, He is so bad looking and when they are seen together he looks like he is not into her. She always walk behide him. I can not understand Jessica, SHe was so much at fault like Nick in her marrige.
I feel that they could have worked things out and with out letting the publica now all there business.
I know she still love nick and nick love her. They are dateing othere people, try to compare othere to them.
She gave up so so fast. It was all her Father her Family fault.

What the hell are you people talking about? Apparently some of you know them personally so..........?

It is so obvious that they are not a match. He has a brain and she doesnt, what is he trying to prove. I guess hitting on ass that hasnt been around the block as much as Brittney must be a appealing to him because he isnt in it for the conversation, thats for sure!

Normally I wouldn't even comment on sites like these but becuase it's a never ending process... I just need to say that Jessica Simpson is absolutely gorgeous-- the most beautiful girl in the world at that, and women are all so consumed by jealousy it makes me sick to my stomach. People need to be happy for others that God blesses peopel with that kind of flawless external beauty. Its not called looking fake or barbie like-- that is a jealous comment ladies. Cmon now.. be happy for other people's blessings of beauty, not jealous. Jealousy never gets anyone anywhere.. and we all know it derives from one's own "personal insecurities".

i like them together
i just dont want to hear about them together
note to jess and john: lay low then maybe your relationship will last through hollywood and all the tabloids

who cares ?

It suprised me at first, especially the picture of her in a black dress and hair up, and him looking acqwerd(?), but I think that it's neat match and fun to hear about. Have fun!

It suprised me at first, especially the picture of her in a black dress and hair up, and him looking acqwerd(?), but I think that it's neat match and fun to hear about. Have fun!