O.J Throws His Hat into Baby Daddy Ring

Why not, right?

Everyone else in the world is claiming to be Dannielynn's dad, why not a psychopathic murderer?

In the latest chapter of the paternity mystery, O.J. Simpson is talking trash about a relationship he had with Anna Nicole. Norm Pardo, a videographer who looged over 70 hours of ANS footage from 2000-2005, told Page Six he heard it from the source himself. "[O.J.] said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father."

Gag! Choke! Barf!

Simpson and Smith were castmates in "Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult" in1994 and were, apparently, buddies.

16 Comments

"BlogBrat" said:

Just when you thought things couldn't get more insane...That baby is obviously a white child..."Duh"

newmama said:

OJ's an idiot and a press hungry whore.

oh please said:

GAG!!

CHOKE!!

BARF!!

marrie said:

i agree with newmamma and blogbrat and let me just say this ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (so very glad i didnt have breakfast this morning or it would be alllll over my keyboard right now)

Sandi said:

Um..the baby is whiter than me. Can't he just shut-up. He got away with murder. If I got away with murder I would shut up and stay out of the public eye.

leesa said:

what wont that moron do for publicity and money. he thinks the rag mags and rag shows will pay him for his story. why dont they just take a dna test already what is the holdup. the child is 6 months old. if stern is the father why wouldnt he want to prove it and get it over with. birkhead is obviously the father and all these other idiots are just a-holes for trying to say they are involved.

Bohemian said:

OJ ? Now I know the whole world is whacked out !

oh please said:

leesa
I agree. Howard is not the father. If he was, he'd have taken the test long ago.

Bohemian said:

This DNA hold up is the pits --- do it -- get it over with !

heather said:

Could this guy be any bigger of a foching loser. Seriously.

Meg said:

"Slow-moving sperm"? That comes across to me as a joke. I really think he was kidding.

Bohemian said:

I think he is a medical fluke or whatever ---!

MelissaJ said:

What a joke OJ is. He makes me sick.

Stephiejo said:

I can't stand OJ, but I have to admit that this part "[O.J.] said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father." is pretty darn funny. See, even killers have a sense of humor.

Bohemian said:

Right on -- that remark brought a lot of chuckles around this office ! Now all we hear is "my slow movin' sperm" !

PP said:

His sperm aren't the only thing SLOW!

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