Courting Paris
I bet Paris is psyched that she gets to put on her "big girl clothes" today, as she is scheduled to make an appearance in L.A. Superior Court where prosecutors will try and get the princess 45 days in the slammer.
Paris, who pleaded no contest last January to alcohol-related reckless driving, was on probation when she was pulled over. She signed a document acknowledging she was not allowed to drive. Then, in February, the dim-wit was pulled over again. She claimed she didn't know she wasn't allowed to drive.
In addition to jail time, lawyers want Paris sober for 90 days and are requesting the heiress wear, horror of horrors, an ankle tracking device!
Don't they know that will seriously throw off all of her previous outfit planning?
But, oh, the parties that will be thrown if Paris goes to jail! I can see the invites now. They'll be all pink and furry, with black and white stripes, smelling from just a hint of the finest champagne.
Ooooh! I love a party!
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I'll believe it when I see it.
Yes it would rock to see her behind bars!! But her parents, no doubt "know people" and it won't happen.
Won't we all smile brightly when she gets sent to jail? That would totally make my day. She needs to learn that she's no different than any of the rest of us, with the exception that she has a bazillion dollars.
Celebs should be treated like the rest of us when it comes to DUIs and other legal matters. None of us reading this would get off driving on a suspended license, and neither should this woman - the law should be equal for all, but unfortunately that's not the case.
I am all for her going to jail. Maybe then she will act more grown up?
I for one am totally against sending her to jail just because of the non-stop media frenzy that will ensue the entire time she's behind bars. No doubt that EXTRA and E! will all have cameras outside the prison every day for a Paris update. If they give her an ankle bracelet and suspend her license for longer, maybe everyone can move on and she can just go away. Please?
Yeah, Whatever... I doubt she goes to jail. If she does, she'll be peer pressured to join a gang, then she'll really think she's hot. hahaha!
Hey flowergirl, IT HAPPENED. Justice is served!