John and Jessica: It's Over!

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For those three deluded people who thought Jessica Simpson and John Mayer would beat Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo to the altar, you're hopes are about to get dashed.

Perez Hilton is reporting that the "public affair" between John and Jess is kaput! And it happened very recently.

"They officially called it quits this past weekend," a source told the gossip monger. "They'd been having problems for a while now and just decided it'd be better to end things."

Jessica has been in Cannes (random!), looking happy, while John has been seen in NYC canoodling with lots of different ladies.

The couple's first walk together in the spotlight was at a post-Grammy party February, though they had been rumored to be dating for months before.

And just when Jess had gotten daddy's approval....

36 Comments

expressions said:

This is really funny.lol. oh well i guess its for the best.

Deb said:

I wonder who will be the next fake boyfriend Daddy chooses.

MelissaJ said:

wow, big surprise!!

yawn said:

who gives a crap? they're both washed up.

ctina said:

I hope she goes back to being blond now

Tamara said:

No way on going back to being blond.
She looks way better as a brunette, much prettier and real looking, not like every other fake blond wannabe with boob jobs (I know hers are real) in LA.

I kind of thought this would maybe work, since she seemed to be more low key.

You dont see her in the tabloids anywhere near as much as you used to.

too bad said:

Weren't they just at a gala just this past week. they were both together. I think the gossip mill is running on OT fumes cause they were together looking happy just recently. Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Jess' father say he was happy his daughter was in love just in a recent interview ..like a few days ago. Papa Joe gushed about how he liked John better than nick.. Someone needs to get their facts checked b/c it didn't seem like any breakup from the way they looked at the gala.

It would be a shame right after all the time and effort Joe put into trying to "upgrade" his daughter's status into the a-list musicians status.

Monkey said:

I think most of us saw thru that fake relationship months ago.

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GossipMonger said:

Jessica is into Buffalo wings, Mayer is into Social Commentary and politics. . .Need I say more?

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Jackie said:

Oh boy! Never saw that break up coming! (hehehehehehe!)

flowergirl said:

No doubt when John heard that the dad liked him, he turned and ran for his life.

mel said:

I was right from the beginning Jessica and John's relationship is total fake, plus papa joe pizza is a contol freak they all deserve it! Lately, she looks like she's a mother of 10 children, ha....brrrrr.........

JK said:

flowergirl, for once in a Century, I actually agree with you.
Papa Joe is creepy, gives off major incestuous vibes. Look what happened to crazy-scary AJ. I mean really, what true, loving father discusses his daughter's t*ts in print? The guy scares the H**l out of me. The thing that's really sick is he's supposed to be a Christian. RIGHT. Was that one commandment LOVE THY DAUGHTER? NYUCK,NYUCK. Jessica and John were never suited for one another. She's HOT alright, (Real t*ts and all) but she totally changed her style to suit John. She needs time ALONE to figure out WHO she is, WHAT her style is, then emerge and see who matches the real Jessica. Maybe she needs to be alone awhile. Frankly, I think that would kill her, because she doesn't have a CLUE who she is, and is a chameleon for any guy who feeds her a line and f**ks her.

jellie said:

lol pretty funny post flowergirl!
which three deluded people was suzy referring to?
im not a huge fan of either jessica or john meyer, but i would be pretty sad if they really have broken up - she seemed a lot less fake in recent months

Well, it lasted longer than I thought.

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Denise said:

She is already back to blond. I think she looks prettier brunette, but not with the dark tan (weird!)

JW said:

This has everything to do with the DAD. I would run like hell too if I found out the Joe Simpson APPROVED of me. OMG. He's a hollywood nightmare. Good for you John. Her tan is too orange anyway. You seem far too normal to get in to that majorly dysfunctional family.

PP said:

What a shame! Just when they were getting their skin and hair colors to match. What a major time waster.

not fake said:

so fake!

Betty Lou Kelly said:

I am so sorry that everyone thinks they have an easy answer. I love your honesty Jessica and your willingness to be real i think John is a wonderful young mand and I wish you both the best in Life. God Bless Bet

sheshe said:

He never looked as into her and she tried to look into him and I think the whole brunette/dark tan thing has Vanessa Minillo all over it. She's trying to show Nick that she can look exotic too.

OMG said:

I love his handbag!

bluestar said:

Jessica needs to a: find who -she- is
b: grow up a little and c: maybe find a new manager (Daddy Joe isn't helping a lot) A Christian minster? Yeah right! Up there w/Sharpton, Jackson, Bakker and Swaggart....ministers in name only (You know what's I'm talking about...and you know why these names are here...scandals, wackiness and greed-oh my!)

tpacman said:

I love Jessica but I loved her more when Nick was around-John Mayer freaks me out-He is a wierd duck!!

wthe said:

I agree with ya'll on the whole messed up daddy.he is just a freak-He is greedy and all about the money-My hell,your kids are adults,support them in what they do,quit trying to run their lives.Then maybe they could be in a happy healthy relationship without worrying about what DAD thinks all the time-Ithink they are both very talented but daddy is a bit of a brainwasher.

"Assumptions are the termites of relationships. "

"Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a life plan. But to have any meaning or viability at all, a life plan must include intimate relationships."

Kit said:

Why do these women always have to have a man on their arm? How insecure can you get?

DC said:

Who is this "Kind And Thoughtful" joker? Can't you think of anything original to say, is that why all the famous quotes?

DondraD said:

I knew it!! The relationship was too fake.

Chrissy said:

JM's better off anyway.

Marie said:

Rebound relationships never work. She seemed like her groupie than is equal. Jessica stand strong,you will make. You have nothing to prove but to yourself. And tell your father to back off and let his little girl be a woman.

rooste said:

They didn't seem right for each other...but what do I know, right?? :o)

mommy said:

I am so confused.....Today the news said they ar back together on a date in New York City?How in the heck do they keep up with their relationsip let alone all of us try and keep up.WOW

wow said:

I am glad they split up

swett stuff said:

I am glad they split up too. I hope she gets back together with Nick. They look so cute together!!! :)HOTTTTT COUPLE!!

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