LiLo on the Prowl
Lindsay Lohan recently said that she "hates sleeping alone," so perhaps she was just hoping to get a good night's sleep after the Coachella festival last week.
Radaronline.com says Lindsay was trying desperately to flirt with Arctic Monkeys' Alex Turner at the music festival, who paid no attention to the starlet. Never one to give up easily, Linds moved on to another rocker -- Klaxons' James Righton. Lindsay enlisted her bodyguard as the matchmaker, but even after a night of text messaging, and an invite from LiLo to go back to her place for a nightcap, the lonely Lindsay couldn't close the deal.
Just get a big body pillow, Linds -- you're too wasted to really know the difference, anyway.
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She sounds incredibly lonely and desperate.
That's sad.
No one wants her because she is a skanky girl who has had way too many people in her bed. Dirty, dirty, dirty.
She does sound lonely and desperate but this is by no means sad, it's funny as hell. I am sure she can get basically any guy she wants even if its just a flirt but maybe she couldn't that evening. By no means would I ecer feel sorry for Lindsay.
okay well I do think lindsay has become quite trashy but I know I dont like to sleep alone. Especially when it seems like the world is against me. which in her case the world really is. lol oh well.
Awww.....poor baby. Or not.
Give me a break, for the love of God. There must be millions of people who don't like sleeping alone, and I'm supposed to feel sorry for THAT one because she's famous, easy, and has a damaged ego?
Riiiiight....
What's wrong with wanting to sleep with rock stars? If I were her I would be trying it on with every single one I came across. Why shouldn't she have fun?
Get a dog to sleep next too! Sounds like she tries to sleep with anyone, even strangers! Trashy.
Pathetic loser. Buy a vibrator.
virbrators are great but they don't cuddle!!
And can anyone here HONESTLY say that sometimes you just want another body to sleep next to?
Of course ppl like to have a companion, but not at the expense of it being just anyone who will say yes.
She tried one guy and when he shut her down, she tried the next guy, and if he would have shut her down sooner in the night, she likely would have tried some more guys.
Shes only 20.
She looks like shes been around the block a whole lot.
She is a joke, and if shes a joke to all of us common folk, dont you think shes also a joke in the celeb circles too?
She needs to pull a Tara Reid and really try to make herself over into a more classy, cleaner image.
Shes only 20, so shes got time in her career.
Take a year or 2 off and clean up yourself, physically and your actions, and come back, and you'll be treated differently if you do that, Lindsay.
That sounds soooooooooooooooooo gross! Doesn't want to sleep alone? Icky! Yuck! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Does anyone know what STD means? No guy with any brains would get within 50 yards of her. What a stinky skank.