Gossip guru Perez Hilton questioned if the new skinny pics of Kelly, who has struggled with her weight for years, were Photoshop-ed, and this is what she had to say:

"Believe it or not, little Miss Osbourne has lost weight and the only thing that they retouched was my double chin and that bit under your arm pit that can sometimes look like a vagina. Now who wouldn’t want that?"

I hear what Kelly is saying. I mean, I wouldn't want any part of my body (other than the real thing) to look like said lady part, but I'm not so sure I believe that was all that was fixed a bit. What about that nice definition between her boobs? Or her miniscule waist?

What do you think?

Nobody?

Bueller?

Okay, me neither. But the former View co-host has finally decided to open up and admit the truth what we all knew already -- she had gastric bypass surgery. In an interview with Glamour, Star said she avoided questions about her weight loss because she was "scared of what people might think of me."

"Everything about me was already so public (mostly my own doing — talk about dumb!), so of course everyone wanted to know what I had done," she writes. "I was also terrified someone would have a tragic result after emulating me without making an informed decision with her doctor."

Star admitted that her food addiction had gotten out of control and caused her to gain 75lbs in 17 months. “I used to look in the mirror and take pride in my figure, but that was when I was legitimately a full-figured woman,” she says. “I’d gradually gone from full-figured to morbidly obese."

So she went under the knife in August of 2003 and has lost 160 lbs since. Though, just like my very smart friend Judy always tells me, changing your outside doesn't necessarily change how you feel on the inside, and Starr found that to be true. Though the weight was gone, she still felt "consumed with the same anger, shame and insecurity as before." And because there is no surgery for that, Star headed to therapy to deal with her issues and says she has finally begun to heal.

Good for her. I hope she has learned that when you are in the public eye, and do something to yourself that is very easily noticed (like losing 160lbs), it's better just to come out and say so. We will have much more respect for you if you do.

If you've ever been called "Ms. Grabby Pants" by anyone, please do not attend a Faith Hill/Tim McGraw concert.

At a stop on their Soul2Soul tour in Louisiana, Faith gave one fan a very public tongue-lashing for trying to cop a feel of her hot hubby's package. You can watch the video of it all going down here -- it's hilarious.

"Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend," Faith scolded the fan. "You don't go grabbin' somebody else's -- somebody's husband's b*lls, you understand me? That's very disrespectful."

I love it! Faith is one scary lady when you cross her. So here is the moral of the story: Control yourself at the sight of Tim and don't be reaching for his family jewels -- and don't be grabbin' at Faith's stones either!

According to TMZ.com, Brit's lawyer wrote, in the document, that the custody agreement "details the specific timeshare schedule and transportation matters." Britney is afraid that if this information were to become public, Sean Preston and Jayden James' safety would be compromised.

The judge granted the motion to seal the custody documents, pending a full hearing next month. The judge also agreed to keep secret the child support provisions of the divorce.

Is Britney paranoid? Maybe, maybe not. But at least she's thinking about the kids. For a while there, when she was peeling off her clothes and jumping into the ocean, I wasn't sure she even remembered she had them.

Though I'm sure Paris Hilton was crying when she found out that The Simple Life was not being picked up for yet another enlightening season, her tears were dried by the news that she had won a role in a new big-screen flick.

Yes, Paris will be playing Paul Sorvino's daughter in the upcoming movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera, a musical set in the year 2056 (Lord, help us). The premise? "When a plague nearly destroys the human race and survival is dependent upon being able to finance a pricey organ transplant," Variety reports.

The director of the film, Darren Lynn Bousman, says the socialite was a perfect fit for the character. "This movie has become my life. I have auditioned at least 30 actresses for this role - Paris came in and owned it. She is this role."

Paris singing and acting, in a full feature film, on a giant screen at my multiplex? I'm thinking about starting a petition to save The Simple Life. Who's with me?

All the stress of her wedding that went up in flames may have gotten to Usher's fiance, Tameka Foster.

The pop star's expectant lady was rushed to a hospital in Atlanta on Sunday and rumors swirled that the botched nuptials had sent her in to pre-term labor. "We had a scare," Tameka told People. "But, I am fine and the baby is fine.”

As for the number of whisperings as to why Saturday's wedding was called off, Tameka says that all the stories are rubbish. "No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone is speculating and writing about are completely untrue," she told the mag. Yet, she declined to reveal more about why the nuptials were called off.

I'm not saying that there was or wasn't an issue with the pregnancy, but this Tameka sounds like she knows what buttons to push to keep Usher firmly planted by her side -- no matter what his mama says. Will there actually be a wedding? Stay tuned.

Jenna Elfman and her husband, Bodhi, welcomed a baby boy to the world on July 23, according to the actress' rep. Story Elias weighed in at 7 lbs., 2 oz and already has a list of his favorite things. "[Story Elias'] likes include classical music, a clean diaper, mom's boobs and long naps. Story wants to give big props to his mom for all the hard work," the rep said in a statement to Us Weekly.

How wonderful. I love a funny Story with a happy ending.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are said to be finalizing their divorce as we speak. After just over two years of marriage, the pop star is thisclose to officially closing the chapter of her life as Mrs. K-Fed.

"We believe that hopefully today their divorce will be final," the singer's attorney, Laura Wasser, told People Monday. "The papers will be bare-bones, and we're trying to get the rest of the details sealed."
Wasser said the couple will agree to continue splitting custody 50-50 of their two boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James. She would not comment on the couple's financial settlement, but TMZ is reporting that Kevin is currently getting 15K a month in child support and 20K a month in spousal support via the prenup, which should end in November.

I'm pretty sure, even with the divorce papers signed, sealed and delivered, this nightmare is far from over. Neither Britney nor Kevin are said to be happy with the custody agreement and can go back into court and ask for a change. With Britney giving Kevin leverage, day after day, with her stripping-freaking-out-at-photo-shoot-partying-rehab-head-shaving antics, nobody would be surprised if those kids end up living in their dad's home. Sad.

Unless they were planning on doing The Simple Life: Cell Mates, it's a good thing that E! has cancelled the reality shtick that stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

A source at the network tells Us Weekly that overexposure is to blame for the show's demise. "We felt like the real life drama of their lives overshadowed anything happening on the show," says the insider. "Viewers would see Paris all day long on the news about her going to jail, so they didn't care about seeing her camping with kids. It just was too played out."

Ya think? That's the smartest thing I've heard about Paris, um, let me think...EVER!

But the insider also said that it wasn't the heiress that was the troublemaker last season. "Paris carried the show. She was the one willing to do anything," says the source. "Nicole was the diva."

Probably because Nicole was so over the whole "sidekick" thing and looking forward to planning her new life as wife and mother with her bf Joel Madden. Or because she knew she was going to jail --- for real. Whatever, the bottom line is that the show is done and it's just one less half hour we'll have to see or hear Paris and Nicole "pretend" to be clueless.

And let us all say, "Amen."

Though the official statement is said to come sometime next week, word is that the empty seats next to Barbara Walters have been filled.

The L.A. Times is reporting that ABC plans to hire Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Shepherd to join Babs and the other girls, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Joy Behar, on The View. Both funny ladies have guest-hosted on the show a bunch of times, and now have been offered the jobs to replace former hosts Rosie O'Donnell, who left the show amidst a battle with Elisabeth in June, and Star Jones who exited in 2006.

I'm just happy we can finally stop talking about this, but let's go out with a bang. Are you happy with the new choices? Would you have rather seen ABC hire a guy? What about potential fill-ins Kathy Griffin or Roseanne Barr? Do tell.

Eddie Murphy has asked his girlfriend, Tracey Edmonds, to take the very deep plunge and be his wife. Ed presented Trace with a huge, yellow Cartier diamond (about 8 carats), according to OK!, and that was apparently enough to blind her into accepting the proposal. Tracey flaunted her bling the next afternoon, while lunching with friends. “She looked very happy,” an eyewitness told the mag “She was proudly showing off the ring.”

Word is that the "very happy" couple plan to tie the knot before the end of the year. “It will be a private wedding,” says the source. “Something low key and very romantic.”

Riiiiiight. Because romance is Eddie's specialty. It was especially romantic when he publicly dumped Spice Girl Mel B., while she was pregnant with his child, then denied being the baby's father, until a DNA test proved that he was, indeed, the daddy.

Such chivalry makes my toes curl.

Not only were there no Ushers at the wedding planned for a pop star this weekend, there was no nothing.

Usher and his expectant fiance, Tameka Foster, called off their nuptials, that were supposed to take place in Southhampton, NY, Saturday afternoon. A number of stories are swirling as to why the blessed event just didn't happen, notably the fact that Usher's mom is rumored to hate Tameka.

"Usher's mother is against the wedding. That is one of the main obstacles," a source told People.com. The talker also added, "They only decided two weeks ago to have a wedding. They wanted to have it take place before the baby bump started showing."

Another insider said that Usher just changed his mind. Whatever the reason, it was definitely a last minute decision as the venue for the wedding (Music Producer L.A. Reid's home) was all ready to go.

"The tents were up," an insider said. "And they paid all of the people, the vendors, so that wasn't an issue."

Nobody knows if Usher and Tameka will reschedule the nups, or if they are even still together, but wedding or no wedding there is still a baby on the way for these two. Let's hope they get it together before a ruckus breaks out in the delivery room.

Britney Spears' gargantuan meltdown continues, as more details emerge from the day of her OK! photo shoot fiasco. After acting like a total wacko for the mag, Brit headed to the studio to continue to shoot the video for her new single, "Get Back." In black fishnets and a leather vest, Britney attempted to pole dance, even though sources on set say that the messed up mom had been acting "disoriented" and "erratic" after one of many toilet breaks.

"You could see she was getting a bit wobbly, but no one expected her to throw a complete fit," a source told the British tabloid News of the World. "Suddenly, she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically."

With Brit losing it, the video's director had to call the shoot early and send everyone home.

This is not going to end well.

He is one wild and crazy guy!

Steve Martin shocked friends and family when he wed girlfriend, Anne Stringfield, at his home this weekend. Guests, including SNL's Lorne Michaels (who was the Best Man), Diane Keaton, Tom Hanks and Eugene Levy, were invited to Steve's house for a plain old party and were treated to a wedding instead.

Steve recited his vows sportin' and Inspector Clouseau mustache, as he is getting ready to film The Pink Panther sequel. That must have tickled! Congrats!

It's tough work being an intern at iVillage.

With Lindsay Lohan's scandal the only thing anyone is talking about these days, we thought it would be fun to "assign" our interns -- the wonderful Joanna and Katie -- the laborious task of trekking four blocks to Times Square to Madame Tussauds's wax museum for a meet and greet with "Prison Lindsay."

Check out their work...

She may have soul, but rockin' British songbird Amy Winehouse ain't got much meat on them bones! And according to TMZ, it's because lollipops are the main staple of the "Rehab" singer's diet. Pouffy-haired pop star Amy was recently photographed outside a candy shop in London, where she handed out the pops to paps.

If this talented gal keeps up her steady diet of candy and alcohol, she'll likely end up in rehab too -- or the hospital. Get healthy, Wino!

The cast of Ugly Betty is looking forward to a guest appearance by Victoria Beckham this season, Usmagazine.com reports. Executive Producer Marco Pennette confirmed that Posh Spice would show up on the series, possibly to play a bridesmaid. “There's a wedding involved with her storyline,” he confided, then joked, “But we want her husband (soccer star David Beckham) on set. It's one of the requirements.”

Betty’s womanizing boss played by Eric Mabius is excited to work with the beautiful Brit. “She catches a lot of flak in the press in England, and I don’t know why exactly, because she’s a very eloquent, highly functioning, brilliant woman,” said Eric. “I went to the UK Glamour awards so I spent a little bit of time with her, and she couldn’t have been sweeter and more well-spoken -- just cool.”

Perhaps Posh's primetime spot will turn into a full-time job. Hollywood is the place to be for TV, after all.

This just in, hot off the TMZ presses: A pregnant Nicole Richie, accompanied by her boyfriend/baby daddy Joel Madden, was just sentenced by a L.A. County Superior Courtroom commissioner to serve four days in jail for her wrong-way DUI bust in December . This is her second DUI conviction in four years.

Nicole has the choice (?!) to serve four days in the City or County Jail, and she got credit for a fifth day, for the six hours she initially served after being busted. She was also fined $2,048, was ordered back to school for 21 days to an alcohol education course and will be on probation for three years. Plus, she must report to serve her time by September 28.

Though this seems like a light sentence (especially when compared to Paris Hilton), the commissioner did sternly warn her that if she ever drove drunk again and actually killed someone, she'd be charged with murder -- not manslaughter. Well, that makes us feel a lot better.

Nicole is expected to give birth sometime in January. Crazy!

Has anyone ever heard of Imari Seduction perfume by Avon? According to Perez, award-winning actress and former American Idol-er Jennifer Hudson is now peddling their smelly wares.

Liz Smith, Avon executive vice president, gushed, "Avon is a company dedicated to empowering women, and we believe that our Avon Representatives and their customers will be truly inspired by Jennifer's dream-come-true success story."

Will you rush out to buy J.Hud's eau de toilette?

Supermodel-turned-TV-host Tyra Banks doesn't need a man for his money,
but it doesn't hurt! According to The New York Daily News, Tyra is dating handsome, 6-foot-3 investment banker John Utendahl of Wall Street's Utendahl Capital Partners.

Rumor has it her new relationship is part of the reason "The Tyra Banks Show" just announced plans to move from Los Angeles to New York City. Coincidence? We think not.

FYI: Following Oprah, Tyra is reportedly the 7th highest paid daytime star on television, with an annual salary of $3.5 million. See, we told ya she doesn't need the banker boyfriend's bucks!

Proud new parents Naomi Watts, 38, and Liev Schreiber, 39, welcomed their first child, a healthy baby boy, on Thursday at 3:59 p.m. in Los Angeles People.com has confirmed. The delivery was first announced by Life & Style Magazine. A rep for Watts says Alexander Pete Schreiber weighs 8 lbs., 4 oz, and is 22.5 inches long.

Liev himself first announced the baby news on air to Conan O'Brien, saying their child would not be named after himself. "It's an awful name," he said. "It's probably the most oft-mispronounced name in showbiz." Somewhere, Djimon Hounsou is shaking his head.

Congrats to the new parents!

Not only did Britney Spears and her bodyguard get in altercation with a photographer that resulted in her son Sean Preston being accidentally hit in Las Vegas, now Brit's fighting a new battle with her ex-hubby Kevin Federline. According to Usmagazine.com, K-Fed is demanding the troubled pop star return to Los Angels because she does not have written permission to take their kids out of state. A source tells Us, "She needs written permission and she never got it or alerted people she was leaving. I'm sure Kevin's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is mulling over how to handle this."

It seems like it's only a matter of time before Brit loses custody of her boys all together. Sad -- but apparently necessary.

It may be more accurate to call them hostages: The three men in the car with Lindsay Lohan on that infamous Tuesday morning are now speaking out about their terror ride with the starlet. TMZ interviewed Dante Nigro (assistant Tarin Graham's boyfriend), Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake who claim that Lindsay invited them to a party in Malibu, and was never without a drink throughout the evening. Later, Lindsay and Tarin got into a fight, at which point the assistant quit, enraging the actress. Lindsay then jumped behind the wheel of Dante's Denali with the guys inside (Tarin had just fled the scene in her own car) and began chasing her assistant. Ronnie, scared, jumped out and says Lindsay ran over his foot but just kept going!

Lindsay allegedly sped along the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu -- at approximately 100 MPH -- while her terrified passengers pleaded with her to stop. They claim she yelled, "If you touch me I'll sue you" and "I'm a celebrity. I'm not going to get in trouble." She continued to chase Tarin, but lost her, so decided she'd try to intercept the girl at her mother's home in Santa Monica. As Lindsay pulled in the driveway, the mother was coincidentally in her own car about to pull in too, but became frightened and pulled out. According to the guys, Lindsay then began to chase her at 80 MPH through Santa Monica, breezing through many red lights.

When police finally arrived on the scene, Dante claims that Lindsay told the officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid (Jakon) was driving." Dante and Jakon reportedly watched Lindsay flunk her field sobriety test, saying when she tried to touch her nose, she almost fell over.

Check out TMZ's video footage of the guys recounting their experience, then decide for yourself whether Lindsay Lohan is a victim of the media or a victimizer herself.

Did Angelina Jolie give the OK to this? Page Six reports that Brad Pitt and ex-girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow are reuniting for a new film called Dirty Tricks, a political drama about the aftermath of the Watergate scandal. Annette Bening, Meryl Streep and Sharon Stone co-star. The film marks the first time the former flames have appeared on screen together in nearly 12 years (they last co-starred in Seven).

We wonder what Jennifer Aniston will make of all this. Hmmm.

As far as Hilary Duff is concerned, Nicole Richie can keep Joel Madden. Lil' Hil has a new and improved boy toy, New York Islanders' center Mike Comrie. TMZ reports that the pop star/actress/mini mogul was spotted having dinner at Santa Monica's Giorgio Baldi restaurant with the hockey player and heir to Canada's Brick Warehouse fortune (similar to Sears or J.C. Penny in the States).

Sources say the cute couple have been getting busy together ever since a recent weekend of jet skiing in Idaho. He sounds like a keeper to us!

Little sister Ali Lohan, 13, is the latest member of the Lohan clan to pipe up about Lindsay Lohan's troubles. Ali sent a rambling message to VH1's 24Sizzler on Wednesday. Here's the condensed version:

"I think that the whole reason why my sister is upset with herself and not as confident, is because of my dad not being around, and always staying out late and not coming home for days... I just want my sister to stick through this okay, and my mother and brothers and I are there for my sister 100% and have always been... our family is like a normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of Lindsay's fame... Lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine. I know this for a fact. My sister is just like a normal sister. Her and I have so much in common. My mother and sister are huge inspirations to me..."

Meanwhile, Dina Lohan's friend Gina Glickman, the Lohan family's unofficial spokeswoman, told Entertainment Tonight Lindsay's version of the story. According to Gina, "The cocaine was not Lindsay's; she was wearing someone else's pants."

Someone else's pants? C'mon.

She went on to say, "For the past two years, Dina's been trying to get Lindsay to leave (Los Angeles)... Obviously she's been going through a tough time and it would be best for her to come to N.Y., to be with her family right now, take some time off, get into a rehab center... her life is at risk. Lindsay suffers an addiction. It's not about Lindsay's career right now. It's about saving her life...Dina and Lindsay have been talking every hour. They're texting constantly, they're on the phone. Not only does Dina have to deal with Lindsay's crisis right now, but she also has to appear in court this Friday and Monday because she's in a custody battle for all four of her children."

Should Dina Lohan have custody of her kids? Look how Lindsay turned out!

Possibly pregnant and soon-to-be on trial Nicole Richie has been MIA this summer, keeping a very low profile while she tours the country (and Chili's restaurants, malls, etc.) with Good Charlotte boyfriend Joel Madden. But according to Usmagazine.com, the Simple Life starlet will make a media comeback of sorts next week when she sits down for an interview with Diane Sawyer. The interviews will air in three segments: Aug. 2 on ABC's Good Morning America and Aug. 3 Good Morning America and 20/20.

This will be the first time Nicole has spoken since rumors started swirling that she is with child. She's also likely to address the issue of her upcoming court date (Aug. 16) to face that pesky DUI charge.

What do you think: Will Nicole finally acknowledge that growing "baby bump"?

It's about time! On the eve of his Bourne Ultimatum premiere, actor Matt Damon was honored with a well-deserved 2,343th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Wednesday, reports Just Jared. He also recently had his handprints and footprints cemented at the legendary Grauman's Chinese Theater alongside George Clooney and Brad Pitt.

Matt was accompanied by his wife Luciana Barroso, his mother Nancy
Carlsson-Paige, Mayor of Hollywood Johnny Grant, Bourne director
Paul Greengrass and a slew of fans.

"I can't believe I'm standing on a star with my name on it. I'm going to show my kids that," Matt gushed during the ceremony. "A few times in my life I've had these experiences that are just... too big to process and this looks like... one of those times." Awww. Everybody loves a humble superstar.

Matt went on to joke, "Ben (Affleck) and I lived in a really crappy apartment about five blocks away from here and we used to walk up and down here. It'll probably sink in when I've walked down the street in about six months and see someone
peeing on my star."

Twinkle, twinkle? More like tinkle, tinkle.

Sounds like John Mayer's been hitting the peace pipe again. This week, the "Continuum" crooner blogged about the incident at his concert last weekend where 63 people were arrested for underage drinking, reports TMZ.com. Of the 63 people arrested, "55 were named Kyle," John joked. He also feigned shock that those who are under 21 would want to drink at his shows, asking, "What were you thinking? You have your whole life to engage in underage drinking. What's the hurry? I didn't start underage drinking until I was 26." Har-har-har.

The wannabe comic then warned, "If I happen to be walking backstage and I see any of you young men passed out drunk on a stretcher, make no mistake about it, you will come-to in front of your disappointed parents with a face full of Sharpie and the sneaking suspicion that you've been teabagged by one of Time Magazine's 100 most influential people of 2007." Hmmm. We wonder if John's penchant for teabagging was the straw that broke the camel's balls -- oops! back -- leading to his break up with Jessica Simpson?

Nah, she probably liked it!

Animal loving heiress Paris Hilton already owns a menagerie of pets, but she couldn't resist adding a new puppy to her furry family. According to People.com, Paris adopted a young male Chihuahua from Pets of Bel Air in Los Angeles on Wednesday. This is the same store where Britney Spears bought a $3,000 Yorkie pup less than two weeks ago.

"She loved the puppy, she was all smiles and carried him out of the store in her arms," an onlooker reports. A store employee said Paris was "so sweet." Seems like those dogs really tame her inner beastie!

Paris, who has said that she really missed her pets while doing time in prison, also recently bought a new Yorkie named Cinderella, owns another (now infamous) Chihuahua named Tinkerbell, and a variety of other pets. (Back in 2005, she was forced to give up her kinkajou, Baby Luv, because the exotic species was illegal to own.)

If only someone could keep her on a leash!

Bonjour! Wondering what the beautiful Brangelina family has been up to during these lazy/crazy days of summer? Pinning down some family time at a French bowling alley as their 10-day European vacation rolls to an end, reports People.com. (We bet you almost forgot all about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie amidst all the Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears drama!)

On Monday, the globetrotting couple -- and children Maddox, 5,
Pax-Thien, 3, and Zahara, 2 -- held court over France's petite family fun center "Le Palace Vert" (it only has two lanes!) with A Mighty Heart friend Mariane Pearl and her son Adam, 5. The establishment's owner Patrick Bernard said that Big Daddy Brad was especially attentive, cheering on "les enfants" whenever they hit a pin. This is the crew's second visit to an amusement park this week.

"At one point though, because the children don't have the strength to always get the ball down the lane, it sometimes stops. Brad thought he'd go down the lane to push it along. He slipped and fell on his back. Hard," recounted Monsieur Bernard. Although Brad survived his minor spill, the owner's wife says she was disappointed to have missed her "only chance in life to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to Brad Pitt." That's a rather morbid thought, but we totally feel her pain.

Later, as Angie spent girl time with Mariane, Brad was busy at the air-hockey table for almost an hour, playing with the three boys divided into two teams. Alas, there was no Mr. and Mrs.Smith-style air-hockey face off between Mom and Dad on this trip. Damn. Also, why does Shiloh keep missing out on all the fun?

Just hours before Lindsay Lohan's latest DUI bust, her lawyer Blair Berk received a signal the starlet was in trouble and tried desperately (though clearly failed) to find her. TMZ reports that the SCRAM device Lindsay agreed to wear on her ankle sounded an alarm notifying the designated person (Berk) when alcohol abuse was detected. Less than two hours after the SCRAM device signaled, Lindsay was in police custody. Better luck next time!

We're still trying to wrap our heads around this whole Lindsay Lohan frenzy. She's undoubtedly going to do time (Can you imagine how pissed Paris Hilton would be if she didn't -- omg). As we watch the whole story unfold, take a look back at Lindsay's fall from teen queen to hot mess. You can even vote on how bad her behavior throughout the past year has been. Take a look and tell us what you think!

Start the slide show!

We had a feeling it wouldn't last. Usmagazine.com reports that after two-and-a-half years together, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have broken up. Sources say the 26-year-old beauty broke up with her 28-year-old producer boyfriend on July 22 over the phone, telling him, "I'm not in love with you anymore." Way harsh!

A few hours later, Jessica Alba sent an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up her ex's stuff and move him out.

A month ago, Spike TV named Cash the "Luckiest Bastard" of 2007 at their first annual Guy's Choice Awards (because of his relationship, of course). He's clearly not feeling so lucky anymore. The breakup "happened...almost out of nowhere," a source says. "[Cash] thinks it's for another guy but doesn't know....he's totally devastated. But it was all her." (Alba's rep declined to comment.)

In a past interview, Cosmopolitan Magazine asked the actress to name her celebrity crushes: Johnny Depp, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, and Jake Gyllenhaal all made the list. Watch out boys, she's a heartbreaker!

To, uh, celebrate her second DUI arrest, the mean girls at Madame Tussauds dressed their wax version of Lindsay Lohan in a stylish black and white prison uniform. They gave the wax Paris Hilton similar treatment last month.

She looks kinda cute, no?

Forever your girl? Not quite. Paula Abdul was recently fired via e-mail from the live-action movie Bratz, Page Six reports.

Reality TV cameras caught her tearful reaction, so be sure to tune in to this week's episode of Bravo's "Hey Paula." The "American Idol" judge claimed she was the film's choreographer, costume designer and executive producer, but a source says,  "Paula was not ever really a part of the movie, and she was a night mare to deal with. There was no way that was going to work."

Paula clearly thinks the studio is a bunch of cold hearted snakes, and can be seen screaming to the TV cameras, "How can they treat me this way?" A rep for Lionsgate stated, "We love Paula, and we were sorry the partnership wasn't able to come together."

Bratz hits theaters on August 3. Hooray.

After Britney Spears' latest round of wacky behavior, her ex-hubby Kevin Federline wants sole custody of their two children, reports MSNBC.com via Life & Style Magazine. Brit is asking K-Fed to sign a joint custody agreement, but apparently he has refused.

"Kevin is convinced she's not fit to raise the kids," a close source told the magazine. "He's done tolerating her behavior and is gearing up to fight for full custody."

Britney's latest bad mama behavior includes driving with her younger son Jayden facing forward in his car seat, not backward as federal guidelines require, and earlier this month he was photographed grabbing for her cigarettes. Last week, she peeled down to her panties on a beach in front of photographers, not to mention the infamously gone-awry OK! shoot.

Maybe K-Fed knows best after all!

The Goddess of Love she ain't: According to The New York Daily News, Paris Hilton should have a scarlet letter "X" tattooed on her taut tummy as far as Greece's biggest shipping families are concerned. Sources say a group of parents have banded together to make sure their sons don't even think about marrying Paris.

"Letters have been exchanged between them," claims a knowledgeable Greek society source. "It's fine that they dated her, but they don't want her in their families." You hear that, Stavros Niarchos, Paris Latsis and Chris Contogouris? (We're not sure if Mark Philippoussis counts, since he's only half-Greek.)

Although the former jailbird is currently dating T-shirt designer Tyler Atkins, Paris does seem to favor billionaire Greek boys whose families specialize in big oil tankers. Who wouldn't?

Apparently the issue isn't money, it's class -- which Greek families take very seriously. X-rated videos and prison time haven't helped her image, either. Paris Latsis' mother, socialite Marianna Latsis, reportedly refused to meet the American heiress during her son's five-month engagement in 2005. A spokesman for the Latsis family could not be reached, but a friend of the Niarchos family says: "[Stavros] is a big boy. They don't need to talk to him, because he can handle himself. Yes, everybody knows she's
trouble. But he doesn't need his family to tell him who to date."

Paris recently stayed at currently platonic pal Niarchos' place in Hawaii just after getting out of the slammer. The pair have dated on-again, off-again for a while, and were briefly engaged.

Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart is seeking help from the courts in order to spend more time with his 9-month-old son Cole by ex-girlfriend Brynn Cameron, reports People.com.

"I love Cole more than anything or anyone," the footballer said in an exclusive statement. "I also really care about his mom and would never say anything disparaging about her. I want to help him experience life's lessons that were taught to me by my mom and dad."

Meanwhile, baby mama Brynn has been criticizing his parenting. She told the Ventura County Star that she often reads about Matt saying he loves being a dad, but that she is the one who spends "99.9 percent of the time" with their son and that "it's been hard when I'm doing all the work, but he gets all the credit."

But Matt claims that isn't the full story."I don't know if Cole's mother is motivated by anger or by financial gain, but it is my sincere hope that one day we will be
able to effectively co-parent our son who we both love very much."

If only he'd knocked up ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton instead -- at least in that case he'd know for sure it wasn't about financial gain!

Now here's an all-time best celebrity blooper: Beyonce fell face first down a flight of stairs on stage at her concert in Orlando on Tuesday night, reports PerezHilton.com. Ouch.

The Bootylicious One slid down the steps, flailed around for a moment,
scrambled to get her mic (that went sliding across stage)... but kept on singing! Now there's a trooper.

She did end up with a bleeding gash on her leg, but basically Beyonce is OK. Hopefully she had Jay-Z nearby to lick her wounds after the show!

Sitting down for a song later, the songbird pleaded with the audience if they taped it
"not to post it on Youtube." Too late -- Perez just posted a video of the accident.

Here it is, what we've all been waiting for: Lindsay Lohan has gone on the record about her arrest -- via e-mail (apparently that counts as "speaking" with the kids these days) exclusively with Access Hollywood's Billy Bush.

When Billy emailed asking if everything was OK and if there was anything she wanted him to "get out there" for her, she replied, ""Yes. I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy."

In the meantime, Lindsay's mother Dina Lohan is speaking out as well. According to People.com, Dina is "sick" over her daughter's latest DUI arrest.

"We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won't give up -- this is my daughter and we love her," Dina told The Insider.

"I am sick over this," she sobbed. "My children, my family, we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi [are stalking us] outside [our]home. Lindsay is in a safe place, and we are trying to strategically work out our next step."

So where is this safe place? According to Perez, Lindsay is currently holed up at the Chateau Marmont, not a rehab center. Hmmm.

Tune in to "Access Hollywood" tonight for more details. More? Really? We can't wait!

This just in: According to Usmagazine.com, Lindsay Lohan will be arraigned for both DUI offenses on August 24.

Alec Rose, a Criminal Defense attorney in Santa Monica and A DUI expert, told the magazine, "The minimum penalty for a second offense DUI is 10 days sentence and minimum of 48 hours in jail. The maximum penalty is a year in jail followed by a year of license suspension. Upon release for a second offense DUI conviction, a person must participate in an 18-month DUI class and also will have their car fitted with an ignition interlock device (a built in breathalyzer needed to start the car.) "

As if that weren't intense enough, Lindsay's cocaine charges bring an even worse case scenario. "Possession of any usuable amount of cocaine in California is a felony and can be punished by a minimum of two years to a maximum of five years in jail," according to Rose.

Rose then added, "If you get a DUI when you are facing another DUI, the judge sometimes imposes you to some pretty harsh conditions. The court is going to view you as a very serious danger to the public. They could order that you be confined to your house because you are a danger. They could order you to do rehab, but they probably won't in this case because she has already done that and it wasn't successful. They could order that she have no alcohol in her house and that she attend alcohol meetings daily."

Shockingly, OK! Magazine has announced they intend to show and tell the truth about Britney Spears's photo shoot-and-interview debacle.

As OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens told TMZ exclusively, "OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told."

As reported earlier today, Britney had a major meltdown on the set of her recent OK! photo shoot and interview. Lucky for us, the magazine decided to risk ruining their relationship in order to make more money -- oops! -- we mean, promote journalistic integrity.

And her lawyer starts spinning... According to TMZ.com, Linds's attorney Blair Berk gave the following statement:

"Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care."

Translation: We know Lindsay is screwed and are trying really hard to come up with a good case for an insanity defense that will at least keep her out of the slammer.

I knew it was only a matter of time before LiLo's dad, Michael Lohan, contacted the press regarding his daughter. That dude always has something say. This time he's admitting that his daughter's problems are partly his fault. He told TMZ he doesn't think Linds can handle this one on her own.

"I want to withdraw everything -- court wise -- sit down with Dina as Lindsay's parents and figure out how to help her," Michael said. "Lindsay can't do this on her own ... when we were together, none of this was happening."

Well of course none of this was happening back then -- she was like 10!

Do you think a reconcilliation between the Lohans could help their daughter? Considering Dina just wants to be famous and Michael just finished up a two-year prison term of his own (for DUI-related offenses), I'm not sure a happy reunion will fix this one.

That's right, professional lush Lindsay Lohan, 21, was busted for drunk driving a second time. That's two arrests in less than three months. Yikes.

TMZ.com reports that Lindsay was caught early this morning, around 2:15 AM, near Pico Boulevard and Main Street in Santa Monica, California. She was stopped after the police received a call about a vehicle being chased by another vehicle. The chasing vehicle, a white Denali, was being driven by Lindsay. She was going after a Cadillac Escalade.

A law enforcement source at the Santa Monica jail told TMZ that Lindsay "did just about everything we asked." However, she refused to submit to a PASD (Preliminary Alcohol Screening Device), a chemical test administered in the field to determine blood alcohol levels. Apparently the cops did administer a walk-the-line test, but Lindsay flunked. Later, a breath test was conducted and her blood alcohol was between .12 and .13, well above the .08 limit.

At the station, a body search was conducted, and cocaine was found in her pants pocket. In sum,
Lindsay was popped for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. Yowza.

Another day, another disastrous photo shoot for Britney Spears. TMZ.com is reporting that Brit's recent, self-arranged photo shoot and interview with OK! Magazine was yet another train wreck in a long list of train wrecks for the pop star. Apparently the photos are so awful, execs at the magazine are currently trying to decide whether to report the truth or to protect the seemingly insane singer.

Britney's behavior during the interview was "nothing less than a meltdown," say multiple sources. Various eyewitnesses describe her mood as "extremely erratic" and "completely out of it" during the shoot. They also say the photos are "so bad" that to publish them could "kill her career" -- her eyes even rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look "half dead." On top of all that, Brit took frequent bathroom breaks, wiped fried chicken grease on an expensive Gucci dress, cleaned up her dog's poop with a Chanel dress, refused to let OK!'s exclusively hired hair and makeup artists work on her opting instead for her "skanky friends" to do it, and was completely paranoid during the entire interview, worrying at one point that the ceiling above was about to cave in on her. (Cue the lyrics to "Crazy" here!)

So why wasn't anyone from Spears's camp there to help the situation? Rumor has it that even her true blue cousin Alli (who until recently was working as her personal assistant) can no longer cope with the crazy star. The real question is, will OK! have the guts to print the truth of this sordid tale? Stay tuned!

Despite a string of big screen misses, singer Jessica Simpson keeps trying to make a hit movie. According to The Hollywood Reporter, her latest foray into film is a comedy called Major Movie Star. Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg, High School Musical's Olesya Rulin, Gilmore Girls regular Keiko Agena and Saturday Night Live vet Cheri Oteri lend their "minor movie star" support.

Filming began yesterday at Camp Minden near Shreveport, Louisiana. The story is about a clueless movie star who impulsively enlists in the U.S. Army Reserve after discovering her boyfriend is gay and her cousin/accountant has stolen all her money.

Honestly, it sounds pretty Private Benjamin-esque to us. (For those who don't remember, that was Goldie Hawn's hit film of the 1980s.) First there was The Dukes of Hazzard, then there's the Working Girl remake, and now this. Can't Jess find any original material? Sigh.

Desperate Housewives hunk Jesse Metcalfe, 28, is best known for playing a sexy gardener on TV, but now he's sowing the seeds towards a new musical career.

"I think a lot of people will be surprised to learn that I actually have talent," Jesse told People Magazine last weekend after an unplugged performance at the opening of Cain at the Cove at the Bahamas' Cove Atlantis. "I love playing to an audience. It's really gratifying."

Jesse sang an acoustic guitar set last Saturday night before a crowd that included Stacy Keibler, Jamie King, Chloe Sevigny, Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan. He spotlighted two songs he wrote and recorded for his upcoming album, Darklight. FYI: Metcalfe compares his music to Nine Inch Nails.

Recently out of rehab, Metcalfe told People, "I'm doing really well. I'm taking care of myself... I have too much going on right now to mess it up."

Meanwhile, another up-and-coming TV star has designs on the pop star lifestyle: Heroes cheerleader Hayden Panettiere put down her pom-poms and picked up a mic last Saturday too. But according to TMZ.com the results were less than heroic. Hayden attempted to belt one-hit-wonder Meredith Brooks' single "Bitch" onstage at Cal State Fullerton, but sources say her vocals were too "pitchy." Hayden performed with "Heroes" co-star Greg Grunberg and their so-called "Band From TV" -- a cover band made up of Hugh Laurie, James Denton, Bonnie Somerville, and Bob Guiney from "The Bachelor."

Must everyone in Hollywood be a "crossover star?" Yawn.

Looks like supermodel Kate Moss may be facing yet another scandal. According to Usmagazine.com, the British tabloid The Sun is reporting that video diaries Kate, 33, made with her rocker-ex Pete Doherty, 28, are missing. The tapes contain hours of footage, including an intimate trip earlier this year to Ibiza, a party island off the coast of Spain.

Apparently Kate had destroyed six of the eight tapes but could not find the remaining two. Uh oh.

"She wanted to bury [them] before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet," explains one source. "Pete could do what he wants with them. And we all know what Pete can do when he's [desperate]."

To make matters worse, the troubled pair recently split after Pete allegedly cheated on Moss with a South African model. Adding fuel to the fire, Us Weekly claims that Moss plans to record her upcoming solo album with Doherty's producer.

"It'll be great revenge if she sells more than him," a source told the magazine. And it'll be great publicity if that tape hits the Net at the same time her record hits the shelves. Hmmm.

Former American Idol Kelly Clarkson's supposed feud with label exec Clive Davis seems to have hit a fever pitch. So what's the real deal behind those rumors? It's true that Kelly recently fired her manager and shelved her summer tour after a public clash with Davis over the direction of her latest album, My December, the first disc she co-produced and wrote entirely. People.com reports that Kelly released a statement on her Web site Monday saying, "I want my band, my advisors, those close to me and my record label to be one big, tightly knit family. Like any family we will disagree and argue sometimes but, in the end, it's respect and admiration that will keep us together." Sounds pretty P.C. right?

Well, regarding her relationship with Davis, she recently told USA Weekend: "I'm going to be real honest with you: I am not a fan [of Davis]... I don't want to barbecue with him. We don't braid each other's hair. And, despite the rumors, he is nowhere near a father figure. "

Kelly then explained that the label was trying to force her into a more mainstream pop direction. They even asked her to cover a Lindsay Lohan track. "That was almost insulting," she told MTV. "I'm like, 'You can't even find new songs? You don't want me to write my album but you're sending me hand me downs?' "

Kelly then backtracked again, perhaps realizing it wasn't a great idea to make an enemies in this business. "Contrary to recent characterizations in the press, I'm well aware that Clive is one of the great record men of all time. He has been a key advisor and has been an important force in my success to date. He has also given me respect by releasing my new album when he was not obligated to do so."

Apparently, Clive had voiced concerns that the album didn't have a guaranteed radio hit. Meawnwhile, her first single, "Never Again," peaked at No. 8 on the Billboard charts. In the end, she showed him!

The child star known to many as quintessential middle sister "Stephanie Tanner" on the 1990s sitcom Full House married in a quickie Las Vegas ceremony on July 14. According to a marriage certificate filed in Clark County, Nevada, Jodie Sweetin, 25, exchanged vows with Cody Herpin, 30, at the Little Church of the West on the Vegas Strip, as first reported by CelebTV.com. It's the second marriage for Sweetin, who was previously married to a Los Angeles police officer.

Last year, Sweetin admitted that she once had a daily methamphetamine habit, which started after her series co-starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and John Stamos came to an end in 1995. Her former husband had no clue about the double life she was leading.

Recently, Sweetin staged a comeback as hostess of the Fuse TV show Pants-Off Dance-Off, which features regular people stripping to their favorite music video. "I want to make movies, TV series, wherever the career takes me," she said on Good Morning America last year. "I really hope this isn't the last people hear of me. In fact, I would like to make this a footnote in my career, not the end." We're rooting for ya, Steph -- I mean, Jodie.

She may seem sweet and demure, but the star of The Hills is tougher than she looks. Page Six reports that Lauren Conrad was playing tackle football at a Malibu beach barbecue hosted by Brody Jenner when she "tackled him too hard and broke his finger. He had to be rushed to the hospital." Ever the party boy, Brody returned to his beach bash a few hours later with his hand in a cast, yelled "I need a beer!", and chugged a Rolling Rock in under a minute. Then Lauren punched him in the face. (Just kidding!)

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise joined Victoria Beckham -- and a slew of other celebs -- to watch David Beckham's American soccer debut with the Los Angeles Galaxy on Saturday night at the Home Depot Center in Carson, California.

According to People.com, cheerleaders like Eva Longoria, Mary-Kate Olsen, Brooke Shields, Alicia Silverstone, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up to check out the game.

Amid fears that an ankle injury would sideline Becks during his first game, the superstar did indeed play – about 77 minutes into the exhibition match against Chelsea. (Chelsea won, 1-0.) Regardless, the sold-out stadium crowd erupted in cheers even when Beckham simply stood up from the bench and began stretching.

The following day, the Cruises and Will and Jada Pinkett Smith threw a "Welcome to L.A." private gala bash for the Beckhams at the Museum of Contemporary Art in downtown Los Angeles. Again, People.com reports a Hollywood "Who's Who" scene that included Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, Brooke Shields and husband Chris Henchy, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, Bruce Willis, newlywed Eva Longoria (without Tony Parker), Ron Howard, Brian Grazer and Quincy Jones.

And despite the swollen ankle, Becks managed to give Posh a few twirls on the dance floor.

Jennifer Lopez may have some extraordinary assets, but she and hubby Marc Anthony claim their marriage is "so normal."

Page Six reports that Latin power couple were rattled by the domestic violence depicted in their new movie El Cantante, premiering at the New York Latino Film Festival this week.

In an interview with Latina magazine, Anthony confesses, "All my actor friends warned us, saying, 'Those abusive husband-and-wife scenes are gonna be difficult.' It almost scared me into quitting. With those scenes, we'd end up exhausted. But driving home, we'd just look at each other and say, 'We are so normal.' "

How cute. Just keep telling yourselves that!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the final installment in J.K. Rowling's beloved franchise, moved 8.3 million copies in its first 24 hours on sale in the U.S., setting a new record reports The New York Post.

Copies of the book averaged more than 300,000 sales per hour (that's over 5,000 sales per minute). And at $34.99 a piece, Hallows generated far greater revenue than the opening weekend of the latest Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, which came out July 10th.

So what's the final verdict on Hallows: Did you love it or are you ready to leave Harry -- Hogwarts and all -- behind?

Quit searching bathroom stall walls for Luke Wilson's phone number. PerezHilton.com reports that Johnny Knoxville played a wicked prank on the brunette Wilson brother this weekend.

Saturday afternoon, a plane was seen flying over the Malibu skies with a banner that read: “Luke Wilsons’ phone #310-500-00**."

“That’s Luke’s real phone number,” a source told Perez. “He’s gonna get Johnny back.”

We're sure Ashton Kutcher's cell phone is vibrating like mad at this very moment.

Though Jessica Simpson's body is surely a "Wonderland," John Mayer's relationship with the blonde beauty seemingly brought the singer nothing but gossipy grief. John, 29, recently told GQ.com that he knew Ryan Seacrest would ask about his fling with the elder Simpson sister at this year's Grammy ceremony, so he planned his retaliation in advance.

"When Ryan says, 'You know I have to ask you' -- which is one of the dumbest prefaces of all time -- I think, Maybe I’ll just answer you in Japanese," he explained. "And then you’ll have to figure it out." (John says he rehearsed his Japanese-spoken response for three days. It translated into, "She's a lovely woman and I'm glad to be with her.") Was John miffed at Ryan? Nah. A source tells Us Weekly, "[He and Ryan] are friends. This is something John said in jest."

Unfortunately, John wasn't quite as clever -- or cocky -- when he found out that upon first listen former Sony head Don Ienner didn't like his latest disc, Continuum. "I cried that day," John remembers. "That was a rough day. There were other things going on, and I’d quit music in my head for about forty-five minutes."

Only forty-five minutes? Cry us a river, John. Thoughts of Jessica Simpson (in the flesh) could dry any man's tiny tears.

Former televangelist and The Surreal Life star Tammy Faye Messner, 65, died on Friday morning of inoperable cancer, reports People.com. Her family personally asked CNN's Larry King to make the announcement on Saturday night. She had just appeared as a guest on Larry King Live last Thursday. Tammy Faye looked shockingly thin at 65 lbs. and revealed that she could no longer swallow food. She previously underwent surgery for colon cancer in 1993 and revealed in 2004 that the disease had spread.

"She had a very peaceful death and is no longer in pain," Messner's son Jay Bakker said Saturday in a statement on his Web site. "To grant her wish she was cremated today and her ashes were buried at a private ceremony."

Messner's scandal-ridden, fallen evangelist ex-husband Jim Bakker also released a statement Saturday, saying, "Our family is deeply saddened by the news of the passing of Tammy Faye. She lived her life like the song she sang, 'If Life Hands You a Lemon, Make Lemonade.' "

According to CNN, a public ceremony is being planned. "She wanted it to be a celebration," said Larry King.

Boxing champ and Dancing with the Stars siren Laila Ali, 29, married former football player Curtis Conway, 36, in L.A. on Sunday, reports People.com. The ceremony took place under a gazebo outside of the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Marina Del Rey.

Laila's superstar dad Muhammad Ali, along with her mother Veronica Porsche Anderson and bridesmaid sister Hana Ali, were all in attendance. The bride wore a champagne-colored silk charmeuse strapless mermaid gown by Amy Michelson. The nuptials kicked off with a version of Luther Vandross's "Here and Now." 200 guests agreed the wedding was a love T.K.O.

"Laila's approach to the wedding was simple but elegant," said wedding planner Juliet Ryan. "There were no lions and tigers and bears. It was about the love."

Still, Laila was a stickler about some things. She knew guests would have big expectations about her and Curtis's first dance: "I told him, 'You know, everyone's going to expect us to cut a rug for our first dance," she confessed to Entertainment Tonight. "So he's going to have to take a couple of lessons!"

According to her new hubby, Laila isn't quite as tough as we thought. "People think she dominates the relationship, but she's a sweetie pie," Curtis cooed to People Magazine in May. Awww.

More evidence that the Jolie-Pitts are creepily like your average family at the end of the block -- except for the fact that they're gorgeous and have children that multiply like Gremlins.

Brad and Angelina took three of their four kids (Shiloh missed out) for some fun at a French adventure park, People.com reports. Angelina had just finished filming her latest flick, Wanted, in Prague, days before, when the super-famous family shocked the staff at Aventure-Parc in Massignac. "We don't get French celebrities, so it's completely crazy to find yourself standing with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, the most chased-after couple in the world in front of you," said the employee. "Completely crazy."

The park operator said the kids took part in all kinds of outdoor activities, like tree-climbing and rope swings, and that even Brad got in on some of the fun. "To see Brad Pitt knocking around in a bouncy castle with his children [and] screaming like wild animals was like a hallucination."

I bet. Next Angie is going to be running the bake sale at the PTA meeting.

"I’ll say it right now: I’m not gay. I love women. Women are God’s greatest creation," he flatters. "But I have no problem with people who are gay."

The gorgeous hunk of a man was innocently on vacation with two friends (who were coincendentally left out of the photos) and decided to strip down and take the plunge. "We found a nude beach that, as far as I know, was a unisex beach…I had two hot chicks with me who wanted to go skinny dipping,” Shemar continued. “Thank God the water was fairly warm!"

So Shemar is not gay. He's just an incredibly hot guy who gets naked and frisky with his friends on vacation. That I can handle.

The big-haired songstress had a bit of an episode the other night, while playing a set in Cornwall, England. Seems Amy forgot some of her own lyrics (I can't imagine what would cause that), got herself all in a tizzy and proceeded to spit on the crowd. One fan told London's Evening Standard,"Members of her entourage were coming onto the stage, obviously worried she couldn't go on, and she would just shout 'F*ck off' at them."

She's just a delight. Maybe if she fixed her chompers she wouldn't have so much trouble keeping her mouth juices in.

Work, work, work,
All day long,
Work, work, work,
While I sing my song

That's my ode to Britney Spears, as she began filming her first video in a very long time yesterday. Our friends at Access Hollywood have the photos of Brit on set for her new masterpiece, the video which is rumored to be for her new song entitled, "Get Back." The pop star is decked out in a short, short, black mini-dress and high black leather boots, sporting a long black wig. I could easily mistake that get up for any one of Britney's horrendous outifts, but at least she's wearing clothes. You never know when my girl's going to just get the urge to strip and swim.

In the new issue of GQ, Matt gives an interview to promote his new flick, The Bourne Ultimatum, but chooses to stay quiet about his wife, Luciana, and their baby girl, Isabella. And though some may find it frustrating that Matt likes to keep his private life, well, private, I find it refreshing and commendable. I think it proves that you can have some sort of boundaries in Hollywood if you really try.

Here are some things Matt was willing to talk about:

On he and Ben Affleck getting their first big paycheck after selling the script for Good Will Hunting: "We both bought Jeep Grand Cherokees. It was funny, because Ben and I, we both always wanted a Jeep Grand Cherokee for some reason. That was the car. We always talked about it but never could afford one. So when we suddenly had the money, we each instantly started trying to convince each other to get a different car. We’d say, ‘Hey, have you seen the Explorer? The Ford Explorer is really cool.’ Because we knew it would just be so gay to get the same car."

On the differences between Jason Bourne and James Bond:
"Bond is part of the system. He’s an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing people, and he sits there slugging martinis. It’ll never be the same thing as this, because Bourne is a guy who is against the establishment, who is paranoid and on the run. I just think fundamentally they’re just very different things."

On why not commenting on his personal life makes him a better actor:
"The better the actor, the less you know about his life. “I mean, nobody’s better than De Niro, and you don’t know anything about him, right?” Look at Meryl. We don’t know sh*t about Meryl. Look at Clint. And Jack. And Brando. Marlon Brando—who f*ing knows, right?"

People.com is reporting that Lindsay "quietly surrendered to Beverly Hills police Thursday" to be booked on misdemeanor charges of driving under the influence and the hit-and-run. Accompanied by her lawyer, Lindsay was released on $30,000 bail in just about an hour.

A court date was set for August 24th -- which is bound to eventful. Lindsay's blood tests subsequently revealed that she had cocaine and nearly twice the legal amount of alcohol in her system the morning of the accident, according to a source close to the investigation. Police had also found "a usable amount" of cocaine inside her car.

Linds has already completed a 45-day rehab stint and continues to wear an alcohol monitoring device, so it will interesting to see what a judge will have in store for the star. Could she possibly be getting the Paris Hilton suite at Lynnwood?

Has Lindsay Lohan's alleged drinking and drugging ruined her movie career?

Well, it's not looking promising. Lindsay was set to start production of the film Poor Things with Shirley McClaine as soon as she was released from rehab, but after continue to club hop this weekend, sources close to the film say Lindsay's too much of a risk for the film's insurance companies. According to Page Six, an alleged email from the set designer on the flick said this:

"Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but I just received a call from Jacky Gilardi, the producer, pulling the plug on the ill-fated film. Apparently, Ms. Lohan's antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled"

A friend of Lindsay's says that it's all rubbish, and that the starlet was not to blame for the collapse of the film. "She had nothing to do with that movie shutting down. It was a mess to begin with. They randomly fired Channing Tatum for Giovanni Ribisi, and then financing fell through because producers spent money like water. It was only supposed to cost $4 million - Lindsay was being paid nothing for that role."

If Lindsay's career is tanking before she deals with the legal aftermath of her DUI arrest and the cocaine found in her car, Poor Things might just be the right name for LiLo's biography.

If you watched even one episode of her season on The Surreal Life, you had to see this coming. Flavor Flav's former love (and Sylvester Stallone's ex-wife), Brigitte Nielsen, has checked in to rehab after her family staged an intervention. The actress, who was seen frequently boozing it up on the VH1 reality show in 2005, reluctantly agreed to go for help after her new husband, Mattia Dessi, begged her to sober up.

A source says, "It took an ultimatum from her family to get through to Brigitte - either she gets help or she loses her loved ones' support." Her manager confirms the actress is in rehab, stating "Brigitte's getting the help she needs and has a positive attitude about her recovery."

We wish Brigitte the best and hope Flav brings her a big giant clock to count all of her sober minutes, hours and days to come.

Earlier in the evening, Jess was the star when she attended the premiere of her movie I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry, sans Justin. These two are definitely thisclose to becoming Hollywood's next super couple.

Of course I would never leave you hanging, so Tracy will be with you for the remainder of this week (as usual!) and next week a great celebrity writer I know named Saryn will be delivering you your scoop because Tracy will be away too. I met Saryn about three years ago in the airport on the way to Jamaica. We were going to hang out with Brandy for a few days and bonded instantly. So you'll love her... but hopefully not too much. I don't want to be forgotten around here.

Yours in gossip,
Suzy



PS: Dig the vintage pic? It's me, at our summer cottage, circa 1983. That is one sexy sweat suit, right? Don't even get me started on the painter's cap or those sneakers. Thanks, Ma!

Was anyone else wondering why Entourage's star hottie Adrian Grenier was single and not dating?

Silly us! The actor has had a secret ongoing relationship with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model for over two years. People.com reports that Adrian has been quietly dating Melissa Keller, and that friends of the actor are calling her his girlfriend. The couple may have decided to take their love a tad more public, as Melissa was keeping her man company at his 31st birthday party earlier this month. Also, on July 14, the duo snuggled at a Los Angeles bash, where, says a spy, they "seemed oblivious to everyone around them."

Well, good for Adrian, but bad for my friend Donna, who was convinced she was destined to marry him.

Those Mouseketeers surely stick together!

Christina Aguilera, who danced and sang along --- in Mickey Mouse ears --- with Britney Spears, is standing up for her former Club buddy. “Britney is a good person and a good mom,” the vocal champ said, reports WENN. “She’s been under so much pressure since she was a child. I don’t think any of us should judge her or jump to conclusions.”

Christina, who's rumored to be expecting her own child with hubby Jordan Bratman, thinks Brit's kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James, are doing just fine. “She loves her boys, and they’re turning out great.”

Those kids must take some kind of oath when they enter the Mickey Mouse Club.

Jennifer Aniston and her (maybe not) ex Paul Sculfor, hadn't been seen together since early last month, but OK! magazine caught the duo shopping together in L.A. Tuesday. The couple were browsing for products at the baby store, Petit Tresor, where they bought a $195 blue cashmere bear.

"They were holding hands and whispering quietly to each other," an eyewitness for the mag said. "Jen appeared to be very happy. They were acting like a married couple while shopping for various baby-related items like cribs, diaper bags and changing tables."

I'm not about to assume that these two are seriously thinking about having a baby together -- I'm sure Jen is just shopping for a friend, but it does seem like they are together, and perhaps their lack of quality time together was a way to keep the media off their back for a while. Maybe Jen's not sleeping alone every night.

Perhaps my wish is about to come true. Perez Hilton says that word on the street is that Brit is rehearsing a big number for the VMAs, which is being held at the Palms in Las Vegas. The starlet has been working hard on her new album and is said to be "itching" to show off some of her new stuff.

And since it seems that my prayers are being answered, I will wish for 90210 reunion. Just because.

Make sure you get your mail today, kids. Apparently, red velvet, gold lettered invites have been sent out for the Poshest (pun intended) party in town.

David and Victoria Beckham have been in the states for a full minute and their big star buds have decide to throw them a "Welcome to America" bash. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, along with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, are hosting the event on Sunday and sources are buzzing that half of Hollywood has been invited.

Immediately what comes to mind are those terribly spoiled kids from MTV's My Super Sweet Sixteen, who go to school with some sort of entourage and call out the names of the invitees. The ones that are privileged enough to get invited are so happy that they, while those that are left out are humiliated in front of the whole school and left to feel bad about themselves. Anyone else see the parallel?

In a video you can see here, Gary loses his mind when a paparazzi tries to take some video of the actor outside the Hollywood hot spot Hyde, repeatedly slamming the pap's head into the ground, while others tried to get him to stop. After he finished his beat down, Gary said, "I know all the cops around here, they're my friends." But that's not all. Gary returned later, with a big bunch of hoodlums, and allegedly chased the photographer around the streets of Hollywood, until the scared camera man was able to flag down a cab and head straight to the police station to file charges.

Gary's rep released this statement: "Gary has always been respectful of the media and the paparazzi but also values his privacy. It's our belief that this is a minor incident exaggerated by an eager paparazzo in order to create a story."

We're so over, Gary.

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Those are two big mouths.

I want to think Lindsay Lohan has changed. I do. I'm pulling for the kid. But the fact that she's gone out every night since she was released from rehab doesn't give me a lot of faith -- alcohol-monitoring anklet or not. And rumors of drug use are already flying.

But there's another Lindsay story that caught my eye -- one in the new Us Weekly that talks about how she was seen holding hands with magician Criss Angel at a Las Vegas party on July 14. Yep, the guy who was married when he dated Cameron Diaz... and dragged poor Cam into his nasty divorce battle.

The article says Lindsay was at the Vegas club Pure, DJing next to her attorney (!) and Criss. She was seen holding Criss's hand and a source tells the mag that "They like each other."

I don't know why the ladies are so attracted to that cat -- perhaps he's well equipped a la Jeff Goldblum? To me he just seems like a star screwer, ya know? Just another famous notch in his tacky belt... And nice hat. Looks like a bird crapped on his head.

After announcing their split in February, they remained friends, but things got steamy again on July 2, when they were reportedly seen "passionately embracing" at his Parisian bachelor pad.

"They've talked on the phone constantly, but only recently started meeting," a source tells Us Weekly.

While they were apart, Olivier was linked to a number of women, including his onetime costar Angelina Jolie, with whom he was seen dirty dancing in May.

I wonder if Olivier and Kylie are going to be one of those breakup, makeup couples. Let's hope not -- they exhaust me.

Are you into it too?

The mag talks to a psychiatrist Dr. Arnold Gilberg, who says that because women like Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Simpson and Reese Witherspoon are so shut off from the real world, their chances of finding real love are quite small.

"Megastars are in a unique position because they are protected from so many people," the doc says. "They are limited in the people they meet more than the average woman."

The shrink also says that, if the celebs do happen to come across your average Joe (like Julia Roberts' hubby, Danny Moder), the men tend to be extremely intimidated by the ladies' level of stardom. "They feel there is too much to fulfill," he reveals.

So, if these gorgeous girls are having trouble finding a man, should non-famous celebrity woman around the world be stocking up on cats, in hopes of not having to die alone?

I say, NO WAY. True love will find us all when the time is right. And anyway, the single women I know are strong and beautiful and certainly not crying themselves to sleep at night without a partner to make it all better -- just like I'm sure Jen, Cam and Reese aren't either.

Ah, the exhaustion excuse. Love it.

Wild card Dave Chappelle checked into to an emergency room in Los Angeles Saturday because he was really, really tired, his rep confirmed Tuesday. The comedian was treated and released a few hours later.

"It was exhaustion; he had been traveling," she said. "He's fine."

The name of the hospital is not being released, perhaps for fear that someone might actually find out what was really going on.

I don't know about you, but when I'm "exhausted" I fall asleep. I don't go to the emergency room and ask them to help me. And I wonder if the "exhaustion" wing is anywhere near the "dehydration" wing.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have been dating for months now. It's gotten serious enough that Jess has flown all over the world to be with her man on tour, and has beem seen getting all hugged up with Justin's mom. So when are they actually going to come out to the media that they are, indeed, together?

Sources at Life and Style Weekly say the big night just might be at the MTV Video Music Awards on September 9. “It’ll be the first time they make the scene together,” says the insider. “They’re going to hit all the parties!”

Justin's former *NSync bandmate Lance Bass says that his bud and Jess are just two peas in a pod. “I think they’re perfect for each other,” he told the tab. “They’re so happy.”

I wonder if Britney will be at the awards? Here's hoping...

"The attention was what was embarrassing," she tells the new issue of Vogue. "It was the December after Sept. 11. … So much attention was being paid to me, when we had just been attacked, and there was all this really important news going on."

Winona says that pills played a part in her breaking the law. "Two months prior to that, I broke my arm in two places, and the doctor … was giving me a lot of stuff, and I was taking it at first to get through the pain. And then there was this weird point when you don't know if you are in pain but you're taking it." She continues: "Have you ever taken painkillers? It isn't a reckless (state), like you're out of your head. It's just confusion."

The actress, who is making a comeback of sorts with three new movies coming out, says she made the conscious decision to lay off work after her arrest. She moved to San Francisco to live near her parents, who supported her through the tough time. "No one (in my family) ever got angry with me. Concerned, yes, but not concerned with a drug problem or anything. Because after that night I pretty much didn't ever. … If you are ever arrested, you can't ever do that again," she says.

I was always a big Winona fan. Reality Bites ranks up there on my list of favorite movies, so I'm glad to see the little lady has healed. And now, with cocaine and porn tape scandals flooding Tinseltown, Winona's little shoplifting incident is the tiniest blip on the celebrity crime radar.

Britney Spears has landed the gig of hosting the opening of a brand new hot spot in Las Vegas. LAX, the newest place to be in the Luxor hotel, is going big on opening night, pinning Brit's name to the gala event. The club, which will open its door in late August, is backed by some other known names in the biz, like Christina Aguilera and serial celebrity dater, DJ AM.

There's now word on whether the Britster will be performing at the big she-bang -- or if she will be wearing those ripped fishnets that she's been sportin' all over town -- but we can't wait to hear all about it.

I couldn't resist posting this blind item from Page Six. I'm not one to name names, but I'm thinking that it couldn't be more obvious:

WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night . . .

Your guesses?

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After spending time in Berlin, where hubby Tom Cruise is making a movie, Katie Holmes stepped out last night in NYC to support Scientology her friend John Travolta at last night's Hairspray premiere at the Ziegfeld.

Spreaking of hair(spray), Katie's new 'do has grown on me. You?

In random couple news, Sharon Stone is reportedly hooking up with late night funny man Craig Ferguson! Perez Hilton got the scoop from a good friend of the actress, who says the pair have been "quietly dating" for a few weeks now.

“Sharon likes funny, neurotic men,” Sharon's pal blabbed. “She used to date Garry Shandling. Her and Craig are a perfect match.”

Craig, who had lots of people tuning in to Conan O'Brien when he refused to make fun of Britney Spears' meltdown a few months ago, seems to have a soft spot for blondes.

Wishing Craig and Sharon lots of laughs together!

Kelly Ripa may, very well, have it all. On the cover of this month's Redbook, the co-host of Live with Regis and Kelly talks about her marriage to hottie Mark Consuelos, and life with their three kids. Kelly says when she met Mark it was truly lust at first sight.

"I've had a crush on my husband since the day I met him," the tiny blonde tells the mag. "I had a dream about him that night," she recalls. "The next day I went up to him, and although I didn't even know his name, I said, 'I had had a dream about you last night.'" Kelly revealed to Mark, who was practically a stranger, that she had dreamed that they were married with a daughter.

Well, dreams apparently do come true. Kelly and Mark eloped to Vegas eleven years ago, and, today, have two sons and, yes, a daughter. So, is Mark as thrilled with everything as Kelly is? "She pretty much fulfilled all of my requirements and then some," he admits.

Wow, these two are gorgeous and in love. I would totally hate them if I didn't like them so much.

Who isn't picking on Britney Spears these days?

The Humane Society of the United States is using Brit's purchase of her new puppy, as a platform to inform people of the evils of pet stores. In a press release, the Society's director of outreach for companion animals said: "Most dogs sold in pet stores come from puppy mills -- factory-like facilities, churning out purebred and “designer” puppies in large numbers...Every time someone purchases a dog from a pet store, they risk perpetuating the horrendous business of puppy mills.”

Okay, I like puppies just as much as the next guy, but even I'm feeling bad for Britney in this situation. Give the girl a break! She bought her kids a dog and now she's the poster child for animal cruelty? Hey, Humane Society, speaking of kicking a dog when they're down. Where's the humanity?

You decide for yourself if you think Donald Trump was serious when he offered his nemesis, Rosie O'Donnell, a spot on the next season of The Apprentice.

It was announced yesterday that The Donald is set to produce a celebrity edition of his show, and the mogul told People that he would love to have Ro as a contestant. "If Rosie would like to do it, she would be treated very fairly," he said. "Don't forget her show got the highest ratings in December and January when she and I went at it. So I think it would be very good for Rosie. And she would be treated very fairly."

As usual, Trump is looking to make the biggest dollar he can, and with the potential to fire Rosie on national television, this would be his gold mine. Unfortunately for him, Rosie has declined -- in a big way.

"It will not happen in this lifetime or beyond," says Ro's rep.

What if they could make some kind of deal like Rosie would do The Apprentice if Donald would appear on her video blog. To be honest, I've only seen Ro's blog a handful of times, but my friend Tara says it's addictive. Maybe Ro and Don would find that they are more alike than they realize.

Kate Hudson has moved on from her affair with Owen Wilson and has found a new, chilvarious gentleman to take his place.

Kate was seen leaving Nobu in Malibu hand-in-hand with a shirtless Dax Shepard. Isn't there a dress code at those fancy restaurants, you might ask? Of course, but Dax, who is often seen messing with celebs on Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd, removed his top so his date could use it to block her face from the paparazzi, as the couple left the eatery.

As gallant as that might be, it's not exactly the best route to go if you're trying not to draw attention to yourselves. Anyway, Kate was smiling and laughing as the two drove off in a black convertible. She looked cute and happy -- points for Dax!

You see, Gisele's guy, Tom Brady, is awaiting the birth of his first child by his ex Bridget Moynahan, and said tot is due to arrive on Friday -- which just happens to be Gisele's birthday. Sources say, though Gisele and Tom have been putting on a happy face in public, the Victoria's Secret model is miserable that the golden child is set to arrive on her big day. A spy for Page Six said that the tension between the couple is so thick that they were seen fighting openly about it, in front of hotel guests.

I guess Gisele is not too keen on sharing an Elmo cake with the kid next year.

My longtime crush, the mascara lovin', porn 'stache wearing Brandon Flowers -- of Killers fame -- is a daddy. He and his wife, Tana, welcomed their first child, a boy. The baby's name has not been released, but the little bugger arrived on Saturday.

Luckily Brandon is on a brief hiatus from the Killers' long tour promoting their album Sam's Town. He ships out again in mid-August, so he has a good month with baby Flowers.

Perhaps he named the tot Sam?

For more celebrity baby news, check out the Celebrity Baby Tracker.

Now... Jessica is launching a bathing suit line! Here she is -- with her mommy, Tina Simpson -- taking a bow on the runway at the Jessica Simpson Swimwear fashion show at the Raleigh Hotel in Miami Beach. The suits aren't half bad either. What do you think?

Here's hoping I don't suffer the same fate next week on vacay... though, thankfully, it wouldn't make headlines.

Breathe, people! It's not a baby Spederline or anything of the sort.

Britney Spears has picked up a new little pooch to add to her wacky family. According to People, Britney stopped in to Pets of Bel Air on Friday – and left with a $3,000 Yorkie puppy.

"She picked up the dog and loved it right away, she was incredibly nice and very pleasant," said another pet lover.

Brit paid with plastic and walked out with her new little guy in under a half hour. The pop star has reportedly named the pup "London". I bet Sean Preston and Jayden are psyched!

It's pretty clear to me what's going on. Since getting rid of her mom, and dropping her faithful cousin Alli, Brit is planning on filling the empty spaces in her life with animals. Not bad move, if you ask me. Dogs tend to be a lot more loyal than people.

Onstage yesterday in Nigeria, Ms. Kelly collapsed and was escorted off by handlers. She was taken to an undisclosed hospital and was reported to be in "good condition." Her rep issued a statement saying dehydration was the cause of the star's fall.

This reminds me of the time I was in Cancun in college. Spring break. I became deathly ill and was hospitalized to be treated for dehydration. I remember being in this crazy shady hospital, there with my friends Julie and Bonnie, waiting for my IV to finish. The place was so dumpy that Jules videotaped the whole thing just "in case anything happened." We were so "conspiracy theory" back then. We still are.

But enough about me... Here's hoping Kelly's having her 8 to 10 glasses of water a day. It does the body good.

Beyond all the clouds of smoke stands Snoop Dogg the Family Man -- and we're about to get a good look at him.

Snoop will be starring in his own reality show on E! this fall. The program will provide a peek into the rapper's rarely-seen home life, with his of ten years, Shante, and their three kids.

"While he has captured a legion of fans as the king of hip-hop, what makes Snoop most interesting is the side of him that people have never seen," said Ted Harbert, president and CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group. "The juggling act that Snoop faces day-in, day-out between career and family is certain to resonate with our viewers."

Did you know that Snoop has a valid certificate from the state of California allowing him to use marijuana for medicinal purposes? Well, he does, which should make for some interesting television. Expect lots of "puff, puff, give" from the Dogg. Fo' shizzle.

Page Six is reporting that underground website celebslam.com has naked photos of Lilo and her sometimes-boyfriend, Calum Best. The site's owner is claiming to have had a G-mail chat with Linds, in which the starlet allegedly wrote:

"All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked."

Lindsay's rep was contacted about said photos and responded: "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted."

Please, please! Lindsay, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and all the others who are about to become a tabloid meal ticket (Hayden Panettiere I'm talking to you) DO NOT let your boyfriends take naked photos of you if you don't want the whole world to see you hoo-ha!

According to Jim got a new life when it was picked up for another season last week and so did its star.

Courtney Thorne-Smith, who plays Jim Belushi's wife on the sitcom, is pregnant and expecting her first child with husband, Roger Fishman, this winter. The couple will be getting a nice anniversary gift, as they celebrate their first year of marriage on New Years Day.

I will always hold Courtney close to my heart from her days as drunky Alison, on Melrose Place. I've spent many nights drinking beer on my couch, pretending I was at Shooters, hoping to get into a catfight with Amanda and end up in bed with Jake.

Congrats to Court!

I'm sure you won't be the slightest bit surprised to know that Diddy is nursing his broken heart with tall, leggy blondes.

After confirming his split with long-time baby mama, Kim Porter, last week, Diddy is consoling himself with parties. The rapper headed down to Baltimore this weekend, to host his "All White Diddy Affair," where a spy said he kept an unidentified blonde by his side.

"They were friendly," the onlooker told PEOPLE. "He seemed happy, very pleasant, and very carefree," says another partygoer. "He was dancing. And so was the girl with the blonde hair – she was dancing [in front of him]. She was enjoying herself too."

I'm sure Diddy was "enjoying" himself, as his flaxen-haired dancer was said to be wearing a sparkly silver minidress and stilettos.

Well, that sounds like a good time for him. I mean, what else is he going to do? Should he have to stay home and, I don't know, take care of all his kids or something? Don't be silly.

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O' Connell finally tied the knot this weekend at a hot, hot, hot party. Their wedding theme of choice? Cowboy-style, partner!

In over 100-degree heat, friends and family of Rebecca and Jerry sweated it out, as the couple said their vows underneath a big tree on the grounds of their Calabasas ranch. The quick 15-minute ceremony ended with a kiss and the newlyweds skipped back down the aisle to a gospel choir.For the reception, their guests were treated to an elaborate barbecue complete with brown picnic tables, wagon wheels, colorful hay bale seats and a large dance floor that was placed over the couple's pool.

This was the second wedding for Rebecca, who was married to jet-lag victim, John Stamos, for six years.

I hope Becca doesn't plan on hyphenating her name again, I've just stopped calling her Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and she and John have been divorced since 2004.

Lindsay Lohan is back on the streets.

Lilo's rep gave this statement to PEOPLE magazine:

"On Friday, July 13, 2007, Lindsay Lohan successfully completed her 45 days of residential and extended care treatment at Promises. She has transitioned to an intensive outpatient program, which includes attendance at daily AA meetings, outpatient therapy and daily testing. On her own, she has also made the decision in support of her sobriety to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet. In part she is wearing the bracelet so there are no questions about her sobriety if she chooses to go dancing or dining in a place where alcohol is served."

And that bracelet she was a-wearing (on her ankle), when Lindsay headed straight to Las Vegas' PURE nightclub on Saturday night. Linds laid off the alcohol, choosing an energy drink instead, and danced and laughed with about ten pals.

"A lot of the attention was placed on Lindsay and she was smiling – really enjoying the evening," said one club guest.

Welcome back, Lindsay!

I feel like such a proud mama that she's taking her first steps... and I didn't even have anything to do with her alien creation.

By the way Blanche, did you know we have rats in the cellar?

Naomi Watts is still pregnant... as you can see here in this photo of her, taken yesterday, in West Hollywood. When that baby finally makes it's debut, it's going to be a teenager. (If that's the case, hope she's having a c-section! Otherwise... ouch!)

Liev Schreiber's first bambino is set to arrive any day now. Though I've certainly said that before, so, for all I know, the kid's coming at Christmas.

“I dress for men. I dress for men and myself. If I’m dressing for men, then I know it’s good for myself!”

Um, what? I mean, I think we all put ourselves together to feel attractive, but to say she "dresses for men" is just nauseating. To me, it means Jess knows she's looked at like a piece of meat and lives for it. She has every right to feel good about being sexy but, if that's where she gets her self worth, I just feel bad for her.

"She is the eighth wonder of the world. Angelina is a sublime and unique work of body art. If the procurer for the Louvre saw her, he'd want to exhibit her."

--- Brad Pitt, after referring to his own looks as "banal", on if there was anything he didn't like about his love, Angelina Jolie's, appearance.

"I love big boobs on a woman, so I wanted [my character] Edna [Turnblad] to have them. My boobs and butt got a lot of attention on the set. The whole crew kept coming over and groping me. The scary thing is, I liked it." -- Hairspray's John Travolta, on getting in touch with his feminine side for his role.

The Barkers have been beaten, but nobody can say these two kids didn't give it a try.

Even after blink-182's Travis Barker filed for divorce last August from his Dancing With the Stars wife Shanna Moakler, and there was the whole Paris Hilton making out with Trav and then possibly getting punched in the head by Shan, the Meet the Barkers co-stars gave their marriage another go. Well, I'm sad (but not surprised) to report that Travis and Shanna have split up again and, this time, friends say it's a done deal.

"About a month ago, they separated again," the source tells People. "She moved out. As far as she's concerned, it's over. She loves him, but it's one of those relationships where they keep trying to make it work but it doesn't."

Shanna is said to be really broken up about the break up. "She's very upset. She gave this marriage her all. She really loves him."

I don't know if it's because she's a buxom blonde and he's covered in tattoos, but the Barkers remind me so much of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee -- and there relationship is beginning to, as well.

Daimon Shippen is the dude's full identity and, though he's been seen with Britney at church, a production of Wicked, the Four Seasons hotel and giving her kids pony rides in the pool, his pals say he is just the hired help.

"He's her bodyguard and manny," says a source familiar with Damion's situation told People. "They're not dating." The insider describes Damion as "funny, but on the quiet side," and says he is "tickled" by the attention from the media. "But he really wants to focus on his job: taking care of the kids and of her." Well, he's already earned his weight in gold by catching that slippery little sucker, Sean Preston, when Brit almost dropped him last year on a New York City street.

So for those of you who like to break into a rendition of "I Will Always Love You" (Hi, Suzy!) when you see Britney and Daimon together, you still can but, for now, the "love" part will have to be strictly platonic... We think.

Would you still make out with him?

Maybe I just need to have lunch.

Anywho, this photo of the fam in Heathrow Airport -- with their boys in matching red, white and blue polos -- is pretty cute. Hopefully those cute little lads will grow up to be more like Daddy than Mum.

Well, kick off your Sunday shoes, people! The Kevin Bacon classic, Footloose, is shimmy-ing its way back to the big screen, with High School Musical's Zac Efron in talks to the play role of boogie rebel, Ren McCormack. Variety reports that producers will turn the flick into a full-blown musical. Zac is already starring in the remake of the '80's cult classic Hairspray this summer.

I'll give you that Zac is a cutie with potential, but there is no way he could ever make my heart do back flips, the way Kevin did, back in the day, when he yelled, "Let's Daaaaaaance!"

For more on this summer's hottest flicks, check out our Girl's Guide to the 2007 Summer Movie Season.

Courtney Love turned the big 4-3 on Monday, and ever the rock star that she is, Court and friends trashed her fancy London hotel room to celebrate.

Courtney is on tour promoting her new album, Nobody's Daughter, and had played a gig earlier in the night. Later, Kurt Cobain's widow took her new man, Noel Fielding, back to her expensive digs at the five-star Central London Hotel, where they indulged in a drink or twenty and proceeded to wreck the place.

A spy for London's Daily Mirror whispered, "Staff said the room was left in a right state - like a wild animal had been let loose in there. She had used the place as an ashtray with butts strewn about and burn marks all over the bed, carpet and upholstery. I feel sorry for whoever had to clean it up."

Court continues to be a total bad-ass and I have no doubt that this behavior will continue for years to come. Prepare yourselves for one of hell of a senior center party in about 30 years or so.

Britney Spears is slipping.

I was so on the Britney comeback train, ready to borrow my BFF's "Save Britney" T-shirt (yes, she really has one), and head to the closest computer to download her new track. But I fear that another major meltdown of the head-shaving proportion might just take place first.

Page Six is reporting that Brit has had quite the upsetting run of bad luck, again, this past week. Hot on the heels of the rift with her mom, Lynne Spears, Britney has dropped her loyal slave, I mean, her loyal companion, cousin Alli. Good thing she's got the new bodyguard boyfriend to hold one of her kids!

Even worse, Children's Protective Services had to go to Brit's Malibu pad three times last week, warning the mom of two that her house was deemed unsafe because there was no gate around her pool. Instead of just getting someone to put one up, Brit moved to the Four Seasons Hotel, where Tuesday night she was spotted crying.

The whole pool thing is not going to bode well for Brit, as ex-hubby Kevin Federline is threatening to take Sean Preston and Jayden James away from their mom for good.

Hurry up and get it together, Brit. And please, please stay away from any electric razors.

We just assumed that Drew Barrymore's fling with director Spike Jonze was dunzo, when the cutie actress was seen making out with Scrubs' Zach Braff a few weeks ago.

Silly us! Drew's not settling for one man -- girl is playing the field!

PEOPLE spotted Drew and Spike doing some of their own lovin', at a Klaxon's concert, just the other night. But just two weeks prior, Drew was walking, all cuddled up, through the streets of NYC with Zach.

It's kind of like that big wheel at the carnival -- round and round she goes, where she'll stop nobody knows.

Charlie and Mrs. Sheen-to-be, Brooke Mueller, took a quick trip to Costa Rica for a little R&R, when the actor presented her with, what he called, a "Welcome to Costa Rica" gift. Out came a bling watch, with this engraved on the back:

"B. - Wanna get married? . . . Love - C."

Awwww! That's sweet -- but it gets better.

A shocked Brooke was completely caught off guard by the proposal, but almost lost her mind when good 'ol Charlie whipped out a radiant cut, 11-carat, natural yellow diamond set in a platinum ring. Yowza!

"Once I put the ring on her finger," says Charlie, "you've never seen two happier people in your life."

I bet. Friends of the couple say the giddy lovebirds will be walking down the aisle soon.

Ah, young love.

Britney Spears's new man -- identified by Us Weekly as "Damon" -- is a bit of a superhero. After all, this is the guy who swept in and saved little Sean Preston from getting to know some New York City asphalt really well last year.

Yep, she's dating her bodyguard.

Not so charming in the photo, right? Well, Nicole Richie didn't find ole Damon so charming either when she hired him to guard her in 2006. She fired him after two weeks because she reportedly couldn't stand him. He probably suggested that she eat or something totally ridiculous and inappropriate like that.

Anyway, Damon definitely looks better than he did last year in the above photo because he has lost his porn 'stache. He's almost handsome. Almost. But, if Britney likes him, you know he's some type of freak weirdo. Her taste in guys is a prime-time Dr. Phil special.

For more on the Britster, check out Britney Spears's Most Outrageous Moments and Britney Spears's Daily Fashion Don'ts.

The new OK! magazine is on stands now and it has Eva and Tony Parker's exclusive wedding photos and first interview about their wedding. I loved this quote from Eva: "Every girl dreams of having a beautiful, romantic wedding." I found it funny because Eva has actually been married before -- back in her soap days -- to General Hospital's Tyler Christopher.

I guess that wedding wasn't romantic or beautiful.

Cameron Diaz has a new man... and surprise, surprise he's unmarried. Meet David de Rothschild, a British environmentalist, who is heir to some fortune or another.

Cam and Mr. Richy Rich -- who is an environmentalist -- were together at the Live Earth concert last weekend.

Expect to see lots of paparazzi pics of them in Hybrid cars and on romantic dinner dates with recycled napkins.

Also on the cover, Britney Spears' new mystery man is revealed to be her bodyguard Damon, who, the mag says, she is, in fact, dating. That's all I'll say on that for now, in fear that the relationship will be over before I finish typing this sentence.

According to PerezHilton.com, the tab has some steamy hot photos of Shemar Moore -- from Criminal Minds and Young and Restless -- naked on a beach. But here's where things get a little complicated... it was, reportedly, a gay beach. Doubt there's anything to the gay beach part -- his exes include Halle Berry -- but can you imagine the fallout from that?

Crack, crack, crack would go the breaking hearts of women everywhere.

Here's the jailbird in West Hollywood yesterday, showing herself some love.

Ah, to be her ego.

Denise Richards must be listening to some self-help tapes. Can't you just see her staring into a mirror, repeating over and over again, "I will only say positive things about the men that have made me look like a fool."

Denise gave a cheery statement to PEOPLE about ex-hubby Charlie Sheen's latest engagement, to actress Brooke Mueller. "I am genuinely happy for the two of them," she told the mag. "In fact, I sent them flowers to congratulate them both. I've spent time with her, and my girls really like her. That's all that matters to me."

I'm impressed, very mature.

And as for reports that Bon Jovi rocker Richie Sambora dumped her because she was pressuring him to get engaged, "That is 100 percent completely false," she says. "There were a lot of rumors about our relationship from day one and we broke up for many reasons. Richie is a great guy and an amazing father. I really wish him well."

You know, I almost believe her.

The British invasion is coming and, after seeing these scorching photos of soccer star David Beckham and his wife Whatshername (I kid, Poshy) in the new issue of W, I say, "Bring it on, baby!"

Click here to see more of the revealing photo shoot!

I know I probably said that I was done talking about Rosie O'Donnell and her many celebrity death matches, but girl just won't give it a rest.

In Ro's defense, her latest dig at her former View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck , however obvious, was spot on. According to Us Weekly, Rosie dissed Lis' experience on her Gay Family Cruise, saying, "“Her only f--king credit was Survivor. Come on!”
Honestly, isn't that what most of us had been thinking?

On the Trump front, a witness from Rosie's Cruise de Feud reports,"Rosie said she’d love to break into his apartment and rub her belly all over him.”

The Donald responded to Ro via Access Hollywood. “Wow! That’s very sexy, it’s a very sexy thought,” he sarcastically said to the show. “A little bit flirty, but that’s ok. It’s very nice and I know she meant that well.”

'Scuse me while I try to keep my coffee down.

I'm liking the dark side of Nick Lachey.

Vanessa Minnillo's honey was doing tons of press for his new baseball team yesterday, when the strangest thing happened. Nick was chatting about his MLB endeavor with FOX 5's Good Day New York, when anchor Ron Corning took a chance and asked Nick about the X-rated photos of him and Van. Before Ron even had a chance to finish the question, Nick's feed went out and poof, just like that, he was gone.

"There you go, that's how they're responding!" the anchor laughed.

Coincidence? I think not. But, of course, Nick's rep said, "We did over 25 interviews about MasterCard and the All-Star game this morning and WNYW was the only one that happened with."

I think this just makes Nick, who tends to lean to the vanilla side most of the time, that much hotter.

That's what Star rag is advertising in their next issue.

The tabloid says that one of Lindsay Lohan's "friends" gave them access to LiLo's private MySpace postings, while she was in rehab. The troubled star used the website to stay in touch with over 75 of her peeps while she was getting better in Promises, and now one of them has sold her out.

Messages Lindsay allegedly sent to her openly gay pal Samantha Ronson paint a pretty intense picture of their relationship:

Linds to Sam: "Babe, if I don't have you in my life then I should just go die. ... I want to marry you and have children with you. Go to bed babe, I love you. - Lindsay Ronson."

Pop sensation Fergie continues to hurt my feelings.

I've told you in the past how much I love her HOT boyfriend, Josh Duhamel, who now is now starring in the top movie in the country, Transformers. Well, now the sizzling couple is just rubbing salt in my wounds.

Josh tells next month's Glamour that he's just installed a stripper pole in the new house that he shares with Fergs, so she can dance for him. "Fergie is taking lessons, but she won't get on it until she knows what she's doing, 'cause she doesn't want to look stupid," he said.

Right. I'm sure she'd look stupid, naked with her ridiculous body, writhing around that thing.

Just stop.

Enough of my pessimism... the details. After a year of dating, Denise Richards's ex recently proposed to the real estate investor on a Costa Rican beach with a $500,000 engagement ring.

Here's hoping that marriage number three is a bull's-eye for the Two and a Half Men star, who also dated porn star Ginger Allen and Kelly Preston, who he "accidentally shot."

That Brooke must be some hopeless romantic... and power to her.

Last week we told you that Sean "P. Diddy" Combs' baby mama, Kim Porter, packed up her things -- and her kids --- and moved out of the rapper's house. Now Diddy's rep is confirming that the relationship of over ten years is over.

But don't go saying that the rift is all because of Diddy's reported late nights with Eyebrow Queen Sienna Miller. "There is literally nothing between them," Sean's publicist said of his client and the actress. And Sienna seconded the notion when her rep said "reports of Sienna being linked with P. Diddy are categorically untrue."

Diddy told Essence last year that he had no plans to marry Kim, anyway. "I know she deserves to get married, but I'm just not ready," he said. "It's not a reflection on how much I love Kim. It's that I'm just learning how to be a good boyfriend. When I'm finished with this step, I'll move on to the next."

I guess that's not happening.

Is there anything celebrities won't do for money?

PS: Let's hope -- for her hubby's sake -- that she didn't bring those scissors home after the festivities.

Clutch your pearls, blabber-ers! Britney Spears has got a new boy toy.

But who is the mystery man that was recently seen taking a dip in Britney's pond? Don't know, but the same guy has been caught driving Brit around in her black Mercedes and, on Sunday, accompanied the pop tart to church. Mr. X carried little Sean Preston into the house of worship, while Brit toted baby Jayden.

There's tons of speculation on this dude's actual identity. Is he Britney's bodyguard? Is he her chauffer? Is he the next future Mr. Spears? All possibilities. I'm sure we'll finding out pretty soon, once he sells his story to the tabloids.

According to reports, the Material Girl insisted that all reporters must maintain eye contact with her at all times. The media was warned, “Never look down to check notes — all questions must be memorized or the interview will be terminated.”

Yeesh! “We thought her people were just joking,” a source told the London Mirror. “But it soon became apparent that they were deadly serious.”

There was also a list of topics that were prohibited from the interview. Madge was not to be asked any questions about her marriage to Guy Ritchie, about their adoption of David, their Malawian child, or about her religion, Kabbalah.

I guess deeming topics "off limits" is the wave of the future for celebs, but keeping eye contact through the entire interview? I'd be a goner -- I've never won a staring contest in my life.

Tori Spelling has taken a page from the Joey Tribbiani book and has become ordained!

That's right, Donna Martin has graduated and is a reverend. According to Perez Hilton, little Liam's mom was ordained this past week, and has already performed her first ceremony. Tori officiated a same-sex wedding at her Bed and Breakfast, Chateau La Rue, over the weekend, and word is we'll get to see her skills when it is aired on season two of Oxygen's Tori and Dean: Inn Love.

You know, my husband and I had planned on going to Vegas for our 10th anniversary (in 5 years) so we could get remarried by Elvis. Now I'm thinking how much better it would be to say that Donna Martin married us. Though I have a sneaky suspicion he's not going to be as enthusiastic as I am.

Uh-Oh, Uh-Oh, Uh-oh

Two fans at Beyonce's St. Louis concert Sunday night were rushed to the emergency room after stray fireworks from the concert's opening mistakenly spilled over into the front row (you can check out the spectacle here).

Ever the class act, Beyonce made a post-performance visit to the hurt concert-goers, who only sustained minor injuries. A nurse at the hospital said that B stayed for 45 minutes and was lovely.

I hope Beyonce wowed the ER with some booty-shakin' moves. Those hurt fans did pay to see a show.

According to the Daily News, Teri opted for a Badgley Mischka ensemble that mirrored what Eva's attendants were wearing. She then raised some eyebrows when she decided not to use the private walkway to the church, set up so guests could avoid the crowds of fans outside, and took daughter Emerson for a stroll through media circus and waved to the paparazzi.

"It was so strange! Everyone else was so excited to be going into the church for the wedding, and all of a sudden, Teri broke away from the group to make sure she was seen and photographed," one guest blabbed.

The buzz is that Teri is pretty much an outsider on the set of the catty drama. "All the other girls are very close friends and hang out in each others' trailers and even at their homes," said an on-set source. "But Teri never joins in the fun and chat sessions and often runs late for scenes, and causes awkwardness on set."

Once again, Hollywood = High School.

We all had a good laugh when Paris Hilton told Larry King that she never touched a drug in her life, but if the just-sprung heiress would like to keep up those appearances, she really needs to figure something out.

In Page Six this morning, a witness says they caught Paris blowing smoke of another kind, outside L.A.'s trendy Teddy's. After stepping out of an herby aroma-filled SUV, Paris "took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face," one witness told the paper.

But it was probably just those clove cigarettes, right?

Catch up on today's hottest gossip in just two minutes by watching the latest edition of Daily Blabber TV. Some highlights...

Rachael Ray calls the Page Six report that her marriage is ending "hysterical."

In an exclusive interview with Entertainment Tonight, Rach says she was actually planning her third anniversary when she first heard the New York Post story. Of the report she said, "[It's] not hurtful at all. It's hysterical!"

Well, that's one approach, I guess. Laugh off the whole thing and mention your upcoming anniversary plans... although said anniversary is three months away. It just seems suspicious to me... Like she's overcompensating.

Maybe things are just peachy at chez Ray... We'll just have to wait and see.

In the latest chapter of this lively divorce saga, People.com is reporting that the actress and author of the book Call Me Crazy denies cutting buttons off 19 of Coley's shirts. She also says she didn't steal rugs, furniture or Coley's pants.

You sorta just have to read the whole story to see just how ridiculous it all is. And may I boldly suggest that perhaps two people -- who clearly hate each other -- maybe shouldn't still be sharing a house?

Oy! There should be a law preventing juveniles from getting married.

Let me just say this, I am not one to fight. I can be easily intimidated by a fly and would probably lose in a boxing match against Emmanuel Lewis. That being said, I'm pretty sure I could take Clay Aiken. And I definitely would throw the first punch if the dude invaded my personal space, like he did to a lady on a airplane over the weekend.

It seems Clay had his foot on his neighbor's armrest during the Continental flight to Tulsa. The woman allegedly gave Clay a "minor shove" to remind him of his manners, which resulted in a little scuffle that the flight crew had to resolve!

Who does he think he is?

Clay's just lucky I wasn't sitting next to him --- if I had Mr. American Idol Runner Up's foot in my face, he'd only be singing the high notes from now on.

So how does it work? You match photos of celebs to their eco-conscious efforts before the timer runs out. And after you ace it (I'm so optimistic), post your results below to brag about how well you did.

For more on going green, visit iVillage's iGo Green channel.

In case you didn't hear the news (ha!), Eva Longoria and Tony Parker were married on Saturday in France. OK! hasn't released the offical wedding photos quite yet, so these photos that were snapped outside the church of all the guests -- like Jessica Alba, Teri Hatcher, Mario Lopez and more -- will have to tide you over for now.

Love reading about weddings? Say "I do" to iVillage's new Weddings channel.

Dear Sienna,
You are known for making notoriously bad choices but, I beg you, please stop taking grooming advice from Sesame Street's Bert. You look like a freak.

Your friend,
Tracy

Things seem about to boil over for celebrity chef Rachael Ray and her kinky hubby, John Cusimano.

Rumors have been swirling for a while that the couple is having trouble, and though Rach's rep continues to deny any problems, Page Six is reporting that Rachael and John are "going through a messy breakup." A source close to the couple says that Rachael is leaning on her family for support. "Her mother is in town from Lake George to help Rachael find an apartment," they blabbed.

Is there another man waiting in the wings for the 30-Minute Meal cook? Perhaps. Set side sources are buzzing that Rachael "has been flirting" with Colby Donaldson, of Survivor fame, who joined the Rachael Ray show as a recurring celebrity contributor.

My own source says that Rachael is a crazy workaholic, and that fame is her real husband, so I wouldn't be surprised if Rach just goes it alone for a while.

Since Cameron Diaz is being named as the "other woman" in illusionist's Criss Angel's divorce from his secret wife, I thought this quote about her Shrek character, the green ogre's wife, Fiona, was quite interesting.

“What I realized is that once [Princess Fiona and Shrek] got married, there was a little bit of the nag happening,” Cam told the Glasgow Evening Times. “Fiona is somebody who I really respect. I want to protect her even though she is an animated character.” Cameron had a word with the writers of the animated flick and they made some changes.

So, Cameron respects the married cartoon princess, and will do what she can to protect her, yet the actress continues to hang with the lying magician that dumped his hidden wife to hook up with someone who will get him tons of media attention.

That makes sense.

I never thought much about Father-of-Nicole Richie's-baby, Joel Madden. To me he was just a heavily-tattooed, Good Charlotte rocker, who I could take or leave. But now I think I might be falling a little in love with him.

Sources say that Joel confronted Spencer Pratt (you know, Heidi from The Hills' insanely obnoxious boyfriend or fiance or whatever), for dissing his girl. The rocker allegedly stormed over to Spence's table, where he was eating with Heidi "Look at My New Ta Tas" Montag and screamed, "you've been talking s**t about my girl!" Witnesses say their was a physical altercation and the boys had had to be separated and removed.

Spencer told In Touch that the fight was all a big mix up. "It all stems from an interview in Details ages ago where I was misquoted, calling Nicole a skinny bitch. It's all a misunderstanding. I've always thought she's a really nice girl and I wouldn't call her that."

And just like his Heidi's boobs, Spencer's nose grew to double its size.

Well, new details are emerging about the breakup -- portraying Denise as having been completely blind sided by the dumping. Apparently, the former Mrs. Charlie Sheen thought Heather Locklear's ex was planning on proposing to her during a trip to Hawaii. Instead, Richie said "Aloha" to their relationship and broke Denise's heart.

"She was devastated," a source told the Daily News, "and kept up appearances as if they were still together."

She even gushed about their then-over relationship to Glamour in their June issue. "Recently we went to Hawaii and people came up to us and said, 'We're so happy for the two of you,'" she told the mag."So people are starting to accept the relationship, realizing it's not just a fling."

I'm thinking Denise took a side trip to Egypt, on her way home from Hawaii, and visited that famous river --- Da Nile.

The supertalented actress confirmed to the AP that she's expecting a baby with her musician husband Dave Galafassi.

"We're very happy. We are completely over the moon," they said in a statement.

No word on when the baby is due.

Toni and her band, Toni Collette & the Finish, were among the acts that appeared Saturday at the Sydney edition of Live Earth. Here are some photos from the event. I can't really see a bump, but maybe you can.

Here she is -- wearing a little tiny bit of mascara -- performing in Live Earth London. Is she looking fit and healthy? You betcha. Is she looking older and a little wrinked? You betcha on that one too.

Well, it's good to see that she's still rocking... and she has a way better body than I could ever dream of having. And despite the signs of age, one article says the woman I used to try to be "got 70,000 people on their feet demanding action on climate change in a stunning finale to the London leg of Live Earth last night."

When I saw thumbnails of these photos of my former husband Lance Armstrong with Tory Burch at the Valentino party in Rome on Saturday, I said: Holy crap... Lance and Sheryl Crow posed together? Nargh. It's Lance and his newish designer squeeze, whose dress was one part Little Mermaid and two parts Dolly Parton.

Actually, Lance's new lady is a cross between Sheryl and his first wife, Kristin Armstrong. And Getty Images must agree because this is the caption they had along with the photo:

American former professional road racing cyclist Lance Armstrong and his wife arrive at the post haute couture show gala dinner and ball in the Parco dei Daini at the Villa Borghese on July 7, 2007 in Rome, Italy.

I supported you through your nasty cocaine scandal -- I even waged a failed Free Kate Moss from Rehab campaign! -- but I am no longer part of club Kate. Why? For one reason and one reason only: Pete Doherty.

It's truly a sad state of affairs in Mossdom when this dirty, unpretty thing -- with an arrest record longer than your average line of coke -- is cheating on you! You're a friggin' supermodel. The most famous one in the world. Men are supposed to crave you; women are supposed to crave your look. Yet, the whole world seems to be laughing at you as this Casper the Ghost look-alike burns away the last shreds of respectability that you had.

If you aren't going to kick this loser to the curb for yourself, do it from your daughter, Lila Grace. You aren't a role model to anyone in this world... but her.

Sincerely,
Your friends at Daily Blabber

Us Weekly reports that Jason's wife, Naomi Lowde, gave birth to a baby girl. The baby's name and birth date were not released.

To celebrate, let's head over to the Peach Pit to raise a glass to them, k? Meet ya there.

Didn't get your invite to Eva Longoria and Tony Parker's wedding? Well, invitations be damned. Blabber Video is taking you inside the "special day!"

Us Weekly previewed these noteworthy excerpts:

On making her marriage work:
"We made all these promises to each other in the beginning of the marriage, because both of us have difficult careers to manage with a partner. We don't have 9-to-5 jobs; our day could be 24 hours long if we let it. So you have to carve out your time and make your agreements: 'We are going to travel with each other. If I'm working, you're not going to work. If we both have to work, we're going to make sure we keep that to a minimum.'"

I wonder if Eva Longoria is going to hyphenate? Eva Longoria-Parker. I like it.

The tiny actress and her San Antonio Spurs man, Tony Parker, officially tied the knot today in Paris.

"They are married. They were married here by the Mayor of Paris, Monsieur Bertrand Delanoë," a spokesperson for the 4th Arrondissement district confirms. The Mayor himself told PEOPLE of the couple he'd just married, "Their international reputations cannot escape me – but for me they are just Eva and Tony – two young people, very appealing, who love each other and who are at a very important moment in their life."

A crowd of about 1,000 people formed outside city hall, as fans wished the couple their congratulations. Eva, who had previously said she wanted to wear many dresses on her big day, donned a white tulle and sequin embroidered dress and tulle jacket by Chanel haute couture for the civil ceremony.

Stay tuned for details on the church wedding and reception, scheduled to take place on Saturday.

A crowd of about 1,000 people formed outside city hall, as fans wished the couple their congratulations.

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"I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband."

– the surprisingly amusing Denise Richards, at the Ratatouille premiere, when asked by Extra if she had any post-jail advice for Paris Hilton

We can finally down our Flirtinis and know they'll be more where those came from!

Sex and the City is definitely heading to the big screen. After three years of the maybe-maybe-not rumblings that Carrie and Co. would brunch again, HBO and New Line Cinema have confirmed that all four ladies will be back to give us what we we've been waiting for.

There had been interest in making this flick since the series finale in 2004, but money was reportedly an issue in inking the deal for one sexy lady (Hi, Kim Cattrell!). But sources are saying that Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis, and, yes, Kim are all happy with the deal that was made.

The movie is set to start filming in the Fall. Cheers!

Our Hollywood Life blogger ran into Jennifer Garner and a pal last night in L.A. and said that it is very possible that Jen and her hubby, Ben Affleck, are expecting their second child!

Jen was even sporting what looked like a bit of a covered up baby bump a few weeks ago, while on vacation in Hawaii with her family. And Mrs. Alias has been extremely vocal about how much she's loving being a mom to Violet, who's a year-and-a-half, so it wouldn't be a surprise if she and Ben have created another little Daredevil to add to their happy home.

Stay tuned for more news on these cuties!

Songstress Nelly Furtado is indeed engaged to sound engineer Demacio "Demo" Castellon, who worked on her hit 2006 album Loose. Demo is a good pal of producer Timbaland, who laid down some hot beats with Nelly in the past (like my street lingo?).

Love bloomed in the studio for Nelly and Demo while they were making beautiful music together. Last July Nelly told Blender that she had a "secret boyfriend" of eight months, but that she preferred to keep her relationship on the down low. "I just don't really talk about it. It's nobody famous or anything," she said.

Well, the secret's out! Congrats!

Does anyone else feel like we've been hearing about Eva Longoria and Tony Parker's wedding for eons?

Well, the very public duo are set to wed at their lavish French gala this weekend, but first they will officially tie the knot in a required civil ceremony today. The Mayor of Paris will personally officiate the ceremony, which will be held in City Hall. Eva and Tony will have a few friends and some family in attendance, but this is really only the warm-up to the religious ceremony set to happen on Saturday, which will be held at Paris's Eglise Saint-Germain l'Auxerrois and followed by an extravagant party at the Chateau Vaux-le-Vicomte, a 17th-century castle famed for its gardens.

Ooh la la!

Could the terrible twosome of Kate Moss and Pete Doherty really be over?

The Daily Mirror is reporting that Pete's stuff has been moved out of the model's house and that he is now living in a trailer. Kate was said to be furious over talk that Pete fooled around with a South African model, and now the rocker is pleading for another chance.

"Pete is in pieces. He adores Kate and the lifestyle that goes with being her boyfriend," a friend blabbed. "He has messed her around before but she has always taken him back. But for the first time, it seems Kate really means business."

This is the cherry on the bad luck sundae that Pete has been served this week. He was ordered to go to rehab by a judge, which he plans to enter on July 16th, or will undoubtedly face time in the slammer for a drug charge. Since then, Kate has changed the locks on her doors and is said to have hired security guards to keep her ex away.

This was a pretty bad blow up, but I doubt it will be the last time around for them. I think Kate and Pete's biggest addiction is each other.

And she's not the only one. Joel's brother Josh can't wait for Nicole to be a part of the fam. “Nicole is awesome. I would love for them to get married,” he said.

Josh so wants to say that he's related to Lionel Richie. I know, for a fact, that Dancing on the Ceiling is his favorite song. Okay, I made that up.

Read all about Nicole and Joel (that rhymes!), and their upcoming blessed events, in Us Weekly's new issue.

Put a big X through Paul Sculfor's name.

Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and her recent model boy toy have taken a break from their affair.
The couple, who had been dating since May, had a public spat at Shutters in Santa Monica a few weeks ago.

"Jen stared Paul straight in the eyes and crossed her arms against her chest,” said a spy. Two weeks later, Paul left for London, some say to get away from the public scrutiny of his relationship with the actress.

Friends of Jen say she's not crying in her soup over the split and that their fling was really casual. “There was no drama,” they said. “They had a couple of dinners and hung out; it was never more than that."

Rumors of Paul's past drug history wasn't doing Jen any good, anyway. So, let's help Jen sow some more wild oats -- who should she hook up with next?

Now, almost 10 years later, the duo are spending time together, picking each other's brains, and gearing up to co-write another flick. “They’re really excited about it,” a source tells Us Weekly.

Just recently the guys worked while vacationing in Hawaii. “Ben and Matt keep taking breaks to go surfing and hang out with their families,” adds the source. “But for the most part, they’ve been writing together on this trip.”

It's so nice to see that fame hasn't changed these Massachusetts boys much -- except for the fact that they both have a lot more dough than when they shared an apartment in Cambridge --- their Hawaiian hideaway cost a cool $13,000 a week!

Party on, Matt and Ben!

I'd like to commend Britney Spears for taking the time to send photo agency X-17 a letter, apologizing for her crazy umbrella freak out, but I don't really understand it.

Here's how the note reads:

Dear X-17,
I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunately I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got a little carried away with my role!

Britney

Um, what?

If Britney wanted to make amends for the whole bashing in the windows of the SUV thing and screaming like she'd been possessed by Satan, why not just cop to having a bad day? The above letter about some wacky movie role is just transparent and sad.

I guess the whole "Firecrotch" incident is water under the bridge.

Former frenemies, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton hung out together for the Fourth of July. According to Perez Hilton, Paris visited Linds at her new Malibu beach house, along with sister Nicky. It seems that both Lindsay and Paris have taken up summer residences just houses away from each other!

Do you think they debate who's had it worse?

Lindsay: Rehab is so hard!
Paris: Listen, sister -- you haven't had it bad until you've eaten the mystery meat in the slammer.

I'm sure the newly reformed ladies will spend many a low-key night at home this summer playing Parcheesi.

Not even a set of twin baby girls could keep Sean "P. Diddy" Combs' and his lady together.

Page Six is reporting that Diddy's long-time girlfriend, Kim Porter, packed up her belongings and her four kids (3 of which are of the Puffy nature) and is done with the rapping mogul.

"Kim is in Louisiana filming a movie right now, and when it's done she's moving to L.A.," an insider said. "She is focusing on her career as a model and actress and raising her children. They are the best of friends, but they just can't be together right now."

Problems arose for the couple right after their twins were born and Diddy was seen out and about at all hours of the night. There were reports that he was spending lots of time with Sienna Miller, and now the Daily Mirror says that Sean and Sienna were back canoodling last weekend, after he performed at the concert for Princess Diana.

I don't know how Kim could stand to be with him this long. I often wondered how Kim, the four kids and Diddy's ego all fit anywhere together.

Here's the cover of OK! that promises to reveal all about Nick Lachey's and Vanessa Minnillo's "secret life". After all, it was those not-yet-to-be-seen wild thing photos that scored them the cover spot.

Yet when you take a peak inside the mag, Nick and Van talk of quiet nights at home playing Trivial Pursuit and Taboo and how Vanessa thinks, because they both have the same birthday, that she and her man are kindred spirits.

Kind of Snoozeville, if you ask me. Who else wished OK! had just printed the x-rated pics instead?

Do not, I repeat, do not ask Victoria Beckham how it feels to be back in her Spice Girl outfits!

Vicki's PR people, Rogers and Cowan, have sent out a release to the media, designed to limit the type of questions radio press can ask Posh while she's promoting her new reality show, The Beckhams Are Coming to America.The stipulations are that the interviews must run before her show premieres and that any inquires must directly relate to the show itself -- and nothing else!

Which means Katie Holmes' BFF doesn't want to be wasting her precious air time talking about Baby, Scary, Sporty and/or Scary, or their upcoming world tour.

Jeez, not the sharing type, are we?

Punk princess Avril Lavigne is being called out as a copycat.

The very (un)popular 70's group The Rubinoos say Avril's hit "Girlfriend" sounds suspiciously like their song "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend."

The group’s founder, Tommy Dunbar, named Av as one of 21 people in the lawsuit, including the singer's publishing company and her songwriting partner, as defendants. Avril's manager says that the claim is bull and that he hired his own musicologist (is that a real profession?) to study both tracks, and his man said the two tunes were completely different songs.

You've all heard the repetitive ditty -- I'm pretty sure it didn't take someone like a musicologist to create this masterpiece, and though I have to admit that I do sing along to it in my car, I don't know that I would be fighting for the rights to call it my own. But it's always about the Benjamins.

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Okay, it's enough. It's go- time.

Pete Doherty was so late for his court date yesterday that the judge had to issue a warrant for his arrest. When the Babyshambles front-man finally did arrive, he pleaded guilty to the drug charges and to failing to appear on time without a reasonable excuse.

The judge was pretty clear in his orders to Pete. “If you go to this place to have detox and take advantage of it then we will see what sentence is appropriate when you next come, but if you do not I can tell you now that you will go into custody," he told the rocker.

When Pete left the courthouse he told reporters, "I was going to rehab anyway, to be honest with you, but this is a little push.”

But I thought marrying Kate Moss was the push?! If you remember, the model recently told her notoriously high boyfriend that he had to get clean before they could walk done the aisle.

I'm thoroughly intrigued to see what Pete will be like when he's narcotic-free. Though I'm all about him getting help, my fear is that he will become utterly uninteresting.

I don't know how I would get through this very trying Fourth of July without some words of wisdom from the all-knowing Paris Hilton.

Paris, just back from her paparazzi-filled vacay in Hawaii, posted a nice little note on her MySpace page, with a very important message for her fans. Here's my paraphrase:

"Blah, blah, blah, I'm so pretty, blah, blah. I love my life, blah, blah. Aren't I pretty?"

And here's a hilarious direct quote:

Happy 4th of July everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver! Just looking out for you all. I love you and have an amazing summer!

xoxo
Paris”

She kills me.

Paris Hilton is making some major changes since getting released from prison and turning her life around --- not!

The heiress was back to her old tricks again, while vacationing in Maui this past week, tipping off photogs so she could get some face time.

"The paparazzi told us that Paris calls them herself," Hawaiian visitor revealed to Page Six. The spy claimed a lensman told him, "We love her. She lets us know where she's going to be so we can take as many pictures as we want."

A guest at the Four Seasons concurred. "She was shopping at the Wailea concourse, strutting around, posing for the cameras. It was disgusting."

Paris did head out sans the paparazzi at night, when she went clubbing.

"She made friends with a couple of local guys and made out with them there," tattled another vacationer. "I guess she didn't want pictures of herself doing that."

Of course, Paris' rep, Elliot Mintz, says it's all lies and that Saint Paris was at the club celebrating a friend's birthday, and the only boy she was making out with was her ex, Stavros Niarchos, who she spent all of her time with.

"And as for dropping dimes on the paparazzi," Elliot said, "the last thing she needs is more paparazzi coverage."

Riiiiight.

American Idol's Katharine McPhee may not have beaten out Taylor Hicks for the coveted title, but she looks a hell of a lot better holding a microphone!

In the new issue of Stuff, Kat raises our body temperature by posing for this sexy photo shoot. Nice stems, sista!

The lovely brunette talks to the men's mag about how she, ahem, blossomed early:
“I was prematurely developed. As a freshman I looked like a junior; I had boobs. Some of the older kids saw me in the yearbook and said I was cute.”

For more revealing anecdotes from the sizzling stunner, check out the August issue of Stuff.

The couple, who had been rumored to have split more than 3 weeks ago, even before the DNA tests came back proving that the Sperminator himself was indeed the daddy of Baby Scary Spice, say there is no breakup.

"I did hear about the false rumor. That is absolutely not true," Tracey told PEOPLE.

The producer says she and Eddie are perfectly happy and they planned on going an Italian vacation for the 4th of July.

Word to the wise, Tracey. Keep a close eye on Ed while in Italy, or in about nine months you could be saying "Buon giorno" to a a new little Murphy.

On this July 4th --- Independence Day -- word comes that two of Tinseltown's funny men are splitting from their wives.

Who's Line Is It Anyway's Wayne Brady and his wife, Mandie Taketa, are divorcing after being married for 8 years. The Bradys, who have a 4-year-old daughter, Maile, separated in April of 2006. They plan on sharing custody of the little girl.

"The split is very amicable and they continue to remain the best of friends and committed parents," Wayne's rep told PEOPLE.

Also taking the train to Splitsville, Jackass star Johnny Knoxville and wife Melanie Lynn Clapp, after 12 years together. Johnny, who denied any rumored hanky panky with Jessica Simpson back when they were filming The Dukes of Hazzard in 2005, filed for divorce Tuesday, citing irreconcilable differences. He is seeking joint legal and physical custody for their 11-year-old daughter Madison.

E! News has confirmed that songstress Christina Aguilera is expecting her first child with husband Jordan Bratman. No word on when the little one is due.

Christina joins a number of celebs in the about-to-pop star club -- Naomi Watts, Drea de Matteo, Salma Hayek, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, possibly Nicole Richie and many more celebs are currently expecting.

TMZ.com is reporting that multiple sources confirmed to them that Nicole is expecting a baby with her Good Charlotte boyfriend Joel Madden. However, Nicole's peeps still aren't confirming. Perhaps they're waiting until she shows... which will probably be on the last day of her third trimester because she's so friggin skinny.

Last week, I was expressing my doubt about Nicole being knocked up to one of my sisters. She's too thin to carry a friggin baby. She's 85lbs.!, I said. My smart sis was like: What about all those starving and impoverished women in Third World nations? They carry babies and most don't have access to vitamins, clean water or adequate healthy care.

Good point, right? So it's looking like this rumor is actually rounding out to be true.

According to Page Six, Pam Anderson's ex and Rod Stewart's daughter reportedly met in London a couple of months ago and are now a hot item. At last week's opening of Pink Taco in L.A., Kim was seen running out to Tommy, where the couple threw "their arms around each other and she started saying, 'Baby, baby,' before kissing and leaving."

First thing that comes to my mind? Eww.

I can't even tell you the extent of my heart break after watching Uncle Jesse a.k.a John Stamos embarrass himself on that Australian talk show. I was so sure some deep, dark secret was going to come out about John, like he's been a closet alcoholic for years or he's been knocking back Vicodin like the Matthew Perry of old.

But John swears that's not the case, and his extremely wacked-out behavior on Morning With Kerri-Anne was due to a sleep-aid he took and not because he had too many shots of Limoncello.

"There was no alcohol involved,” he told Us Weekly. “I took Ambien at 5 a.m. and got up at 7 a.m.," the ER star explained. “I was OK and did a few radio interviews. Then I had a break at 10 a.m. I dozed off and couldn’t wake up. Security banged on the door, shook me and woke me up. They threw a jacket on me and put me in front of the camera. I did three or four interviews after that, and no one said a word.”

John says "he's very sorry" about the incident and is "afraid to look" at the tapes of his bizarre actions. The actor realizes it must have been pretty bad because his family was extremely alarmed when they saw it.

“I got screaming calls from my mother and my sister asking, ‘Have you lost your mind? Do we need to fly over there?’”

But just like John told US, he assured his family he was fine, and any talk of him heading to rehab was ridiculous. "I barely drink,” he insists. “I have probably had 10 drinks in the last year."

I choose to believe Uncle Jesse, because he's been in the business forever (remember when he was Blackie on General Hospital?) and has had a pretty clean track record.

Try a little warm milk next time, John.

It probably wasn't the 21st birthday bash Lindsay Lohan used to dream about -- but she still managed to get loaded -- with designer loot!

Lindsay took a time out from rehab yesterday to celebrate the big 21 with friends and family. Her mom, wanna-be star Dina Lohan, brought little sister Ali to a beach house in Malibu, where Lindsay showed up soon after, in a white Mercedes.

According to TMZ, the party guests arrived bearing a plethora gifts for the fashionista birthday girl. Friends were spotted carrying presents in Hermes and Louis Vuitton shopping bags, and a special delivery from Versace was seen arriving to the home as well.

It seems as if it was a very happy birthday for LiLo. She'll, no doubt, be extremely well-dressed when she's out of rehab and back on the prowl.

The couple have agreed to give OK! magazine an exclusive interview (complete with a photo shoot) about their recent troubles, concerning some X-rated hot tub pics that were taken by the paparazzi while they were vacationing in Mexico.

A rep for the mag says that Nick and Vanessa are “ready to set the record straight on everything. In OK!’s pages, they’ll discuss the recent nude photos, Nick’s past and current relationship with Jessica and even the photos of Vanessa and Lindsay Lohan.”

The Daily News printed an excerpt from the talk this morning, where Nick defends the couple's actions.

"Where's the scandal?" he said. "I was in Mexico with my girlfriend of a year, celebrating our anniversary on a private vacation. It's not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker. We've all gone out and had a few too many and done something stupid. We've all made mistakes."

I can't wait to read the rest!

Zach "I'm no cad" Braff has landed a hot Hollywood lady!

Drew Barrymore's fling with director Spike Jonze is over with a capital "O," and now she is reportedly making out all over NYC with the Scrubs star!

This is the second go 'round for the couple, who were seen all cozied up in February, at an after-party for Drew's hosting gig on Saturday Night Live.

This time, a spy for Perez Hilton caught the two crazy kids at Beauty Bar on Saturday night, having fun and getting their kiss on, then together again on Sunday, catching Michael Moore’s flick Sicko.

I think Drew and Zach could be good together! They are both a little goofy and funny, and try not to take themselves too seriously. I'm likin' it. What do you think? Could Drew and Zach make it? Tell me!

Yesterday I speculated that Cameron Diaz was just as oblivious as we were that her new guy, Criss Angel, had a "secret wife." Now, not only is Cam saying she had nothing to do with the illusionist and his wife's divorce, she's insisting her fling with Criss is already over.

"When Cameron met Criss Angel in May of this year, he had been separated from his wife for over a year and she had already filed a petition to divorce him in 2006," her rep, Brad Cafarelli, told PEOPLE in a statement. "Cameron and Criss went on only four dates over a month ago and have no current relationship," he said.

Four dates and the guy is announcing to the world that he loves her? What a loser.

Anyway, Criss' estranged wife, Joanne Sarantakos, plans on using the short-but-sweet romance between her hubby and the actress to her advantage in the divorce. The jilted lady's lawyer is saying C&C are lovers.

Cameron's peeps say this is a futile attempt at using the Angel's name to cause media buzz. "These are meaningless, attention-seeking attempts to unfairly and unnecessarily exploit Cameron's celebrity by trying to involve her in matters she has nothing to do with," they insist.

My advice? Cameron should head straight for Hawaii and get to surfin' with her boy toy Kelly Slater.

The camera is not Vanessa Minnillo's friend.

First those "Girls Gone Wild" pics of V and Lindsay Lohan, playing with sharp kitchen utensils, were seen everywhere, and now even naughtier photos have turned up. But these are no silly little knife photos.

These are find-them-in-the-back-behind-the-curtain shots of Vanessa and her boyfriend, Nick Lachey, getting it on, in a hot tub in Mexico. Racy photos of the couple were published in this week's Life and Style magazine, showing Van and Nick making out in the jacuzzi, but TMZ is reporting that there are plenty of other, X-rated shots that we haven't seen- yet! A source who has seen said pics tells the website that they are "Paris sex tape-level scandalous," and include images of the couple in several different sex positions.

A lawyer for Nick and Vanessa is trying to keep the really bad photos out of the weekly magazines and off the Internet by threatening legal action if they are published.

Vanessa is certainly turning out to be the anti-virginal Jessica Simpson, that Nick waited for until marriage. But I say, "Good for Nick!" Though it sucks to have your very personal business aired for all the world to see, a girl with a wild streak is bound to keep him happy -- in more ways than one. They should just try and keep their kinky sex-fests behind closed doors.

I hope diva Eva was wearing Bain de Soleil for her Saint Tropez tan.

This gave me a giggle when most Monday mornings are absolutely giggle-free.

If you couldn't stand to watch Paris Hilton's fib-fest on Larry King the other night, perhaps you might be interested in listening to the "real messages" Paris was sending.

ReverseSpeech.com has concluded that Paris' words heard backwards were much more intriguing than her mumbo jumbo in plain English. For instance, when the heiress was asked about former BFF Britney Spears, the peeps at the website say her response sounds somewhat like, “Snake, her soul is sick.” Love it!

Some of you may think this is all a bunch of nonsense, and that anything we hear when playing the heiress' chat-fest backwards is completely our imagination, but chew on this:

When Larry asked Paris what she learned from her time in jail, her backwards answer was "name bigger.”

Coincidence? I think not.

Somewhere Princess Diana is beaming from ear to ear.

Her boys, Princes William and Harry put together a fantastic tribute concert for their beloved mom, who would have been 46 yesterday. The brothers celebrated Diana's life by dancing and cheering with their friends, as artists like Duran Duran, Rod Stewart, Kanye West, Joss Stone, Lily Allen and P-Diddy performed for the crowd of 70,000 fans at London's Wembley Stadium. Elton John kicked off the event with the very appropriate "Your Song."

"This evening is about all that my mother loved in life: her music, her dance, her charities and her family and friends," William told the crowd, thanking them and millions more who watched the show at home.

Word is that weeks of rainy, dreary weather finally ended during the concert, as the sun peaked out from behind the clouds for the first time in days. No doubt Diana had something to do with that.

While Lindsay Lohan is set to celebrate her big 21st birthday today (Happy Birthday, Lilo!), the rehabbed actress is said to be making mature changes in her life, to help keep her on track when she gets out of Promises.

A West Coast spy says that Lindsay's stuffed was recently moved out of her apartment at the Sierra Towers in L.A., presumably to a more low-key residence.

"The Sierra Towers is party central," says an insider. "Lindsay has made the decision not to be around that when she gets out."

A great move for star, who still has to deal with the aftermath of her Memorial Day car crash, where recent reports are saying high levels of alcohol and traces of cocaine were found in her system, when she finishes her stint in rehab.

It's nice to see that Lindsay is taking things seriously and looking towards a cleaner future. We can totally get on the Lilo train, as long as the driver is sober.

Raise your hand if you are surprised that Jessica Simpson's new movie, Blonde Ambition, is said to be painstakingly bad.

That's what I thought.

Sources say her dad/manager, Joe Simpson, has pushed back the release date twice because the movie is no good.

"First, the release date was set for Aug. 3, and then it was delayed until the last week of August," says an insider. "Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasn't comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month."

The buzz is that Jessica's recent on-again-off-again relationship with John Mayer may have contributed to the mess that is the film.

"Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often," said an source. "She always had her dog around, was on the phone with boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV."

Come on, people. Like it's John's fault if Jessica can't get a grip on the script. If Jessica was still married to Nick Lachey, sitting at home reading her script and eating her tuna/Chicken of the Sea, the movie would be just as awful. Have you seen Employee of the Month?

Freak illusionist Criss Angel gave a shout out to his new gal pal Cameron Diaz, when he escaped from a cement block in New York City in June and, apparently, his wife was pissed.

Yeah, so Criss had this "secret" wife for years, that he supposedly kept under wraps to add to his appeal to women (a tactic which failed, if you ask me). Now said wife, Joanne Sarantakos, is suing her Mindfreak for divorce and is pointing fingers at Cameron.

"We're naming Cameron Diaz as his lover," the hidden wife's lawyer reportedly told the Nassau County court. "We will subpoena her as soon as she comes back to New York."

Cam is going to love that!

My guess is that Cameron didn't know about the secret wife either and, once she gets wind of the train wreck she's stepped into, she'll disappear faster than you can say "Abracadabra".