Diddy: This here bottle is the reason why I need the ladies to take so many DNA tests. It gets me into biiiiig trouble.
LuvMyJolie said:
"Vodka. Buy it and you can too, have my baby."
catalina said:
Wow. And I thought I was big.
DAFTOPTMST said:
Duh....what?
Ginny said:
"Got babies?"
Meg said:
Not even gonna try. Can't beat LuvMyJolie.
Nancy Drew said:
"I've decided to bottle my sperm for sale--too many ladies, too little time."
MelissaJ said:
With this anyone can get laid...yes even you!
DONTLIKETHEMAN said:
I have no class, no education but lots of money and I really think I AM SOO HOT...so this is how I entice the chicas....LOTS OF LIBATIONS!!!!
Gracie said:
At a child support hearing:
Honestly your honor, it was the vodka's fault! I usually drink Cristal but the vodka makes me super horny! I mean, look at my eyes, I'm just as shocked as you are!
Tami said:
"Tami, I know you are a drunk and a stalker so take this here vodka bottle and drink it all so people can stand to be around ya!"
Samantha said:
"Do I get free refills or what?"
maggietalk said:
Calling all women I am single!!
Butthead said:
"Whatever you do, don't mix this stuff with Viagra!"
razer sharpe said:
Listen up fellas, this juice will turn you into a superfly lover!
DanyForever said:
Vodka: Makes any woman the perfect baby-maker.
That slob has no soul. Nothing but a stuck-up punk. said:
Great Depressions are caused by the huge transfer of wealth to a tiny minority at the top of the pyramid, which as Einstein put it, causes 'instability' in the 'utilization of capital' which then results in 'increasingly severe depressions' with the severity of the depression correlated directly with the degree of income inequality that has developed in a society. In other words, greedy millionaires and billionaires are going to cause the worst economic depression of all time. As their paychecks get bigger and bigger, our economy becomes more unstable. I'm not discounting other major factors like sub-prime or gas prices. But if it weren't for that transfer of wealth, we would have been be OK. Bottom line. The middle class will soon live in poverty because of people like Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, and EVERY CELEBRITY. So don't fall for their 'humanitarian' BS. Its nothing but a tax deductable PR stunt. A lame excuse for their incredible greed. Now, the damage is done. Think crime is bad now? God help us.
Diddy: This here bottle is the reason why I need the ladies to take so many DNA tests. It gets me into biiiiig trouble.
"Vodka. Buy it and you can too, have my baby."
Wow. And I thought I was big.
Duh....what?
"Got babies?"
Not even gonna try. Can't beat LuvMyJolie.
"I've decided to bottle my sperm for sale--too many ladies, too little time."
With this anyone can get laid...yes even you!
I have no class, no education but lots of money and I really think I AM SOO HOT...so this is how I entice the chicas....LOTS OF LIBATIONS!!!!
At a child support hearing:
Honestly your honor, it was the vodka's fault! I usually drink Cristal but the vodka makes me super horny! I mean, look at my eyes, I'm just as shocked as you are!
"Tami, I know you are a drunk and a stalker so take this here vodka bottle and drink it all so people can stand to be around ya!"
"Do I get free refills or what?"
Calling all women I am single!!
"Whatever you do, don't mix this stuff with Viagra!"
Listen up fellas, this juice will turn you into a superfly lover!
Vodka: Makes any woman the perfect baby-maker.
Great Depressions are caused by the huge transfer of wealth to a tiny minority at the top of the pyramid, which as Einstein put it, causes 'instability' in the 'utilization of capital' which then results in 'increasingly severe depressions' with the severity of the depression correlated directly with the degree of income inequality that has developed in a society. In other words, greedy millionaires and billionaires are going to cause the worst economic depression of all time. As their paychecks get bigger and bigger, our economy becomes more unstable. I'm not discounting other major factors like sub-prime or gas prices. But if it weren't for that transfer of wealth, we would have been be OK. Bottom line. The middle class will soon live in poverty because of people like Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, and EVERY CELEBRITY. So don't fall for their 'humanitarian' BS. Its nothing but a tax deductable PR stunt. A lame excuse for their incredible greed. Now, the damage is done. Think crime is bad now? God help us.