Golly, Batman: Val Kilmer Sure Looks Different

I remember watching Top Gun when it first came out. My friend Carrie and I would watch and rewatch the volleyball scene. I lot of things have changed since then -- Tom Cruise no longer takes my breath away and Val Kilmer's Iceman sexiness has, well, melted away. Days after I posted this photo of Val and his "baby bump" -- which you guys gave me some crap for -- one of my spies saw him on Irving Place in Manhattan having brunch. Here's the scoop on the encounter...
"So Batman rolled up with a woman -- his agent? -- and sat at a table next to us. Sadly, the ole Iceman looked middle-aged, bloated, pink and like he'd been hitting the donuts. Let's just say I don't think he'd fit the Jim Morrison trousers anymore. During brunch he talked about writing a movie, green tea and the Dalai Lama. When ordering, he asked the waiter 'What's delicious?', then ordered a sliced salmon plate. He was wearing sneakers and shorts. He actually seemed really happy and chilled. Good for him. No one bothered him."
I don't think he'd fit the Jim Morrison trousers anymore. Whew! That makes what I said about his bump more like a love letter to him. Thanks, spy. Anyway, it's not really about what I think, it's about what you guys think. So...



I agree with you Tara..At least someone can admit that Jolie is to blame for Brad & Jens break-up!
I loved Val in "Top Gun". The volleyball scene was always my favorite..
I agree with Tara...besides I don't think that my bed would be big enough! ha ha......
*yawn* is it a slow news day?
Also- people's bodies change as they get older! OF COURSE he isnt going to look like he did 20 years ago?
it's not aging. he's FAT.
he is older, wiser and and all that other stuff that comes with age and time!!!
Ah man...and Val was sooo HOTT!! Damn that aging process!!
I agree 100% with wtf?
wtf? I know what you mean. She is as big of a hypocrite as her idol Jolie.
wtf? What ever you put on this topic before it was deleted............I agree with you. I'm sure it was just fine. But you must not be a favorite.
I still think Val is great!
Val Kilmer is fat cause he likes to eat babies.
You know, sugar babies.
BUTTHEAD MUCHO CACA. CACA MOUTH
wtf? I knew what ever it was I would agree with you. The other Angelina site proves that she is a hypocrite. Many personal attacks on there. But you can bet she will leave everyone of them on there.
yep,we'er all getting older. val kilmer, kevin spacey,(who looks older than me and i'm older than him)alex baldwin,time has been rough on them. in a way they are still kinda cute.maybe just work on themselves a bit.
Suz: Your fan club is back. HAHHAHHAH. Losers.
He was so fine when he was younger and he had that chance to age into one of those hot-older-man types...sounds like maybe he drank way too much with the 'bloated and pink' description. So sad. I heard he's a bit of an arrogant diva, too, without a career to back the arrogance anymore.
It's not the aging process. He needs a detox diet or juice fast and to hit the gym. Poor nutrition, the wrong foods, sedentary lifestyle...that's the prob here.
god forbid he has a medical issue like diabetes or one of the many other diseases that can cause weight gain!
He was sooooooooo hot in Real Genius! Wouldn't we all hate to have our pic now compared to one from sayyyyy....high school or college? Of course there is going to be a difference. He does need to lose a bit of weight. He looks very unhealthy.
He has a bit of too much sun, not enough sunblock, syndrome. He was so dang hot back in the day that I'd take him anyway.
Well age can change anyone. When did top gun come out? was that not like almost thirty years ago? Do you expect this guy to look the same? c'mon. he look like anyman his age.
As fior the dimwit who is still on the Jenfan wagon ..I know for a fact she gets disgusted by idiots like you who dont know how to move on from a story thats beeen dead for the last year or so. did you not notice Jen has been with several guys since then. She gets sick and tired of idiot fanatics still attaching her to brad and angie. Let it go and let Jen live already.. You just constantly make her out to be a loser.. She has regained her life and has been doing well.. Step into relaity already.
BTW Tom Cruise doesn't even look like he did back then..
The other guy from ER lost his hair.. did you notice that? Its called aging. This article is so lame.
Even the chick of the movie doesn't look the same.
Although Val could stand to lose a tad bit of weight
He *does* seem to be going the William Shatner route, doesn't he?
Mind you, he's starting to look a bit like Kurt Russell or a Bridges brother.
And Sean Penn's going grey, and Tom Hanks and Michael Keaton are looking a little tired . . . '80s and '90s leading men can be forgiven for wanting to put their past behind them, right?
Look at Brad Pitt. He looks horrible now too. Nothing HOT about him anymore. Age has taken it's toll on them all.
I would jump his bones in a minute! Oh wait a minute, I already did..
he is older>>> what's wrong with you idiots >>>> as you will be some day .... if you are not already >>>>>>>
Although he's older, he still is a handsome man. Just not as good looking as he was in his younger days.
Val, as well as the rest of the past, present and future "Hollywood Hunks", have had their day. Still love Val Kilmer though!
One thing is certain for all of us, time will catch up with us all! Brad, George and a selective few just keep getting better, aging gracefully. Others, well...
He has always looked like a rabbit and now he looks like a CHUBBY rabbit...there are so many rabbits in the world.
I agree with working girl, lay off Val!
ive seen a recent movie he was in and he is so much bigger but i still think he is a great actor. i love his attitude and outlook on life.
I admire the fact that he clearly isn't doing the plastic thing and choosing to go the "real" aging route. Kudos for Val. Love.
Wait a minute...didn't Val Kilmer die in a bathtub, or was that just his career?
i think he has a beautiful soul and he is very handsome. he has alot of wonderful talent and i love him. ill always love him. hes made alot of great movies. people shouldnt judge others. it can hurt their feelings.
I always thought val was ten times fitter than tom in top gun and in batman forever hubba hubba.yes its true he aint as fit as he used to be but give him a break he is on the wrong side of 50
I always thought val was ten times fitter than tom in top gun and in batman forever hubba hubba.yes its true he aint as fit as he used to be but give him a break he is on the wrong side of 50
I always thought val was ten times fitter than tom in top gun and in batman forever hubba hubba.yes its true he aint as fit as he used to be but give him a break he is on the wrong side of 50