Sarah Jessica Parker Named Least Sexy Celeb

You know I love lists, but I actually feel bad about this one. Maxim magazine has decided it would be fun, instead of naming Hollywood's most appealing stars (which I feel like they do in every issue), to list their opinion on Tinseltown's least sexy ladies.
Topping the list is Sex and the City's Sarah Jessica Parker -- which seems a bit harsh to me. Sarah may not be classically beautiful, but she's definitely got lots of cute stuff going for her -- and we totally buy that Mr. Big is obsessed with her -- so I'm going to have to disagree there.
Singing train wreck Amy Winehouse came in number two, and I can accept that. With that beehive head of hair, messed-up teeth, and almost-invisible body, Amy screams "UNAPPEALING!"
Rounding out the rest of the list was Grey's Anatomy's Sandra Oh, Madonna, and, of course, Britney Spears. Because anything written today is not considered topical unless it includes a mention of Brit Brit.
Aside from Amy and Sandra (who definitely lacks that somethin' somethin') it's a pretty lame list. There are so many other women in Hollywood who should have placed higher than those other three. How would you vote?




That magazine is such trash, and the fact they would diss SJP like that just proves it. She's adorable.
I love Maxim magazine! They got it right on with SJP being on the list. She shouldn't top Amy Winehouse though. Just because SATC put her in nice clothes doesn't mean she's beautiful. That mole on her chin is just gross to me. I bet Kim Cattral is pretty happy about this!
Trick or Treat got that rite. Seeing her wobbling on those manolo blaniks really ikes me. She is no beauty. Can't compare her to Kimmy at all. Now that is a classy beauty. What was Madonna doing on the list anyway?
I totally agree -- I don't understand what all the hype is about SJP. That NOSE is really something else.
The mag got it right -- horsey face should be first <<<<
britney should be on top of that list!
S.J.P. can go out on holloween all dressed up. Amy doesn't even have to buy a mask.
I totally agree about SJP. She looks like a foot.
I've always enjoyed Sex and the City but I could NOT stand SJP in it! Her hands are ugly, her face is ugly, that mole is disgusting and she cheated on Aiden! lol. Okay so SJP didn't cheat on Aiden, Carrie Bradshaw did. But still!
I've never thought Sarah Jessica Parker was appealing or sexy but she definitely should not be the top one on that list. I would agree that she's not the most feminine or beautiful woman. Britney was always very attractive until she had her babies and let herself go to he-- and got all weird and crazy. She could be sexy and beautiful again. They definitely got it right with Sandra OH and Winehouse; both ugly and unfeminie. Madonna is not a beauty either, too rough and hardened to be sexy but should not be on this list.
It's not only the way a person looks that makes them sexy, but their attitude and the way they carry themselves. I think SJP carries herself well and is a funny actress!
I have never met a man that though SJP was pretty but most women I know, including me, think she's adorable. It goes to show about different men & women are.
Maxim got it right, SJP is fugly.
Sorry, this is not fun. This porno magazine insults some major Artists like Madonna in a desperate search for publicity. Madonna is the sexiest babe on earth. The rest deserves only contemption.
I feel Jessica is a very beautiful lady I wish I had just half of her beauty. and should we say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and How dear that mag do a list like that they are pigs
I agree 100% with Maxim. SJP is the least attractive celebrity. If she was not on sex and city and a regular person working in your office most women wouldn't think she was attractive.
SJP shouldn't be #1. I can see her being somewhere on that list, but she's not the worst out of those women.
I'm renaming her Sarah Jessica Barker.
SJP is a class act and the magizine would not know class if it slapped them acriss the head. She is naturally beautiful and it is great she chooses not to act like one of the sluts they put in thier mag, which is hard to do in hollywodd these days. MAXIUM IS TRASH AND THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES!!!!!!
In all the comments made about this "list" I have yet to see even ONE expressing outrage at the fact that it even exists, regardless of who's on it. UNSEXIEST WOMEN?! I don't foresee one about unsexiest men coming down the pike anytime soon, do you? And if this sort of thing truly IS in the eye of the beholder, who are these people to be judging anyone? (On a more superficial note, don't forget that JFK Jr. was crazy about SJP and they dated for a while; how many women out there can make that claim? She's obviously very comfortable in her own skin, and that's an incredibly attractive quality, one that people are envious of when they themselves don't possess it.)
Sorry BoomBoom but she IS one of the fugliest women in the industry today. Her perfume shouldn't be Lovely, it should be Fugly. Maybe if they remake Mr. Ed she could get some more work.
Even the perfume stinks ########
This is why I hate Maxim Magazine. SJP is FABULOUS!!!
Maybe if she got her schnoz fixed she'd make the list..her nose is freaking HUGE.
Why did Disney fire Cinderella?
Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's nose and making him tell lies.
They should give her mole a role on the new movie. I bet it already gets it's own trailer.
In a world where girls and women are so concious of the way they look...am I too fat...is my hair the right color...I don't have the right brands, ect...I can't believe that a magazine would come up with a list to degrade people and basically call people ugly! How descraceful! They should be ashamed of themselves. NOBODY is perfect! I think SJP is a beatiful woman, and is a great mom, and has just recently opened a line of AFFORDABLE clothes for us normal people who can't afford to go out and buy a $75 dollar t-shirt...and why may I ask do celebrities who have tons of money get free stuff that is worth hundreds to thousands of dollars? I know if they wear it, it may sell...but it's just not fair to us who can't afford it...and want it! Make sense? NO! DUH!!! Anyway....I think it's a stupid list they came up with...and SJP definatly shouldn't be at the top...but I don't think there should even have been a list like this in the first place...it's sickening! No wonder so many girls have image problems growing up!!!!
Here's the entire list to check out.
Maxim.com's unsexy lady list!
http://www.maxim.com/Entertainment/1Sarahjessicaparker/slideshow/7314/435.aspx?src=tst128:MKd
Maximum is a mans magazine, and we all know what brain they use to think with when it comes to women!!
Brandy must be a horse faced girl with a big mole on it too. NAH! Just playing with ya. No, they shouldn't have this list, but SJP belongs on it. Don't know if she should be at #1 but she should be on the list. I'm tired of everyone making a big deal out of her. She is so overrated!!!! I don't blame Kim Cattral one bit for not liking her. SJP isn't that damn special!
don't what a guy like broadwick saw in her ++ ugly
Maxim IS a magazine for men, and I'm sure that men came up with the names on this list.
That being said, I've heard my own husband say many times how he thinks SJP & Sandra Oh are gross - which really irritates me. I like them both quite a lot & think they're fabulous actresses. But men are looking at their chests (or lack there of) first, and then their faces. And I'd be lying if I said that I thought either of them were good looking. But, SJP does have a great body!
I think my husband would add Rosie O'Donnell to this list, if she's not already on it.
ya are just jealous, sjp is beautiful all natural unlike half of the female celebrities that all they have is plastic nothing natural, she is pretty. just because she has a mole doesnt mean she us ulgly,just becuz she doesnt have overgrown boobs fake nose and everything doesnt mean she is ugly,ya just hating.
I was never a fan but at least she doesn't buy into all the plastic surgery hype - leave her alone!
What a stupid artickle! Noone is supposed to judge anyone on beauty!It's a relative thing!For some people they may be unnsexy but for some they are sexy. They all have their own appeal and noone shouldn't make this kind of stupid lists!
sjp is certainly not the unattractive person..i like her i think shes great..what about bet midler or joan rivers with all that surgery...you ashley simpson could have made the list before her surgery...there are alot more celebs that could have been on there...besides all maxim is doing is trying to more mags at someone else's expense...how low can ya go..
JFK Jr. was in love with Darryl Hanna (spelling may be incorrect) not SJP. I agree with the post that regardless who is on the list, the list is an outrage. Cosmo should do an ugliest man list. I also agree that sexy doesn't necessarily mean pretty. Sexy is from the inside. Queen Latifa could be considered sexy. I'm sorry but SJP should not be on top of this list. Anyone who thinks Amy Winehouse is more sexy than SJP really should see a psychiatrist or an eye doctor. Or maybe you should sleep with the skank! I'm sure those of you talking of how ugly someone is are probably really disgusting looking. Sounds like jealously to me. In fact, most of these posts sound like they are from people who are so miserable in their own lives that they are trying to spread there disease of judgment and hate to others.
SJP isn't drop dead gorgeous but she's still adorable!I agree that Rosie should be on the list and Amy Winehouse should be #1 ,she is soooo gross.
Angelina Jolie should be #1. But her and Amy Winehouse look like they could be twins. So maybe it should be a tie.
y'all are cold blooded. sjp has a tight body and carries herself in a self-assured=sexy way. i'm guessing all of you are just soooo sexy, uh-huh.
anyway its such a weird category, anti-sexy, whatever leave it up to a man's magazine to come up with something retarded like that.
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Some of you are being really awful about SJP. If someone is not good looking it's not their fault. I bet some of you saying this stuff look worse than her!!
Sarah was never good looking to begin with by far. i dont even care about ne list never seen it but she is nothing anyways.some late 40 yr old woman.they need to leave her out of anylist who cares any more about that drama.helll britney should be on worst she is sickening to even look at.
Agree with every one except Madonna, she still looks ok for her age. The one they SHOULD have put on there is Jessica Biel. That chick is so F-ing ugly her face looks like roadkill after the buzzards have been picking at it. + she's supposedly a stuck up Cxnt as well from the Industry insiders I've spoken to who've worked with her.
Just because you're pretty doesn't mean you're sexy and vice versa. It's not the same thing. I think Kristin Kreuk is a beautiful girl, yet I don't find her the least bit sexy. On the other hand, some people may think that Thomas Haden Church is unattractive, but I find him sexy as hell! And sexy always wins with me!!
Oh my! Well, I am not surprised that SJP or any of the others are ranked least sexiest by men because so many men are (sadly) still intimidated by a strong woman. It's just pathetic that certain men only think a woman is sexy if she has a slutty appearance, a meek personality, or a servantile attitude. Puh-lease. It is not the 1950s, people. Wake up. Luckily, more and more women ARE WAKING UP.... to younger, sexier, more thoughtful and respectful men! Yay for the younger generations!!!
SJP is ugly.
No, it's not because she's strong and/or not slutty.
It's because she's UGLY.
okay...so, wake me up when Maxim grows some class. Only then will I give a crap who they think is sexy or not. The magazine itself has always been degrading, and now it's insulting. I personally think every one of those ladies on the list kicks ass in their own special way and besides...there are FAR, FAR more unattractive women in Hollywood who could have easily made up a top 20 list...but still, it's really just mean to trash people like that...I mean, if you're beastly, you kinda hafta know it...it's not really necessary to publish it...even in the name of entertainment. Anyway...who am I to judge...I'm just some geek who has watched 8 seasons worth of Stargate SG1 over the past couple of months...and liked it! Long live Daniel Jackson...he's kinda sexy...hehehe...
Are you kidding? Does NOW know about this? Who is ready to hold a boycott with me over the sexist and demeaning portrayal of women in the media? Shame on you for even buying into this for a second!
I was also outraged by this list and Maxim has stooped to a new low. I am also outraged at all the people posting who obviously devalue people, especially women. This has been too prevalent in our society and if we continue to be complacent, it will continue to fester. So will the shattered self esteem, eating disorders and depression all too familiar to women because they can never measure up to society's standards as dictated by men's magazines and advertising.
What ever happened to valuing people for who they are, not how they look? Our society is pathetic in how they discount people.
I am fed up and would join Anne (above post) in a boycott. I plan on buying a Maxim (not that I want to waste my money) and expressing my outrage to every advertisor. That's the only way to start changing the tide.
Anne, let me know how I can get in touch with you if you are serious about starting something.
I have always liked SJP. She may not be beautiful and sexy, but she is pretty in her own way. I think she played a very cute and sexy part in SITC. She does not deserve this kind of pr.
Do any of you people out there OWN a mirror!!!!????? Take a LONG look at yourselves. Think you are so freaking perfect!!! Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder! Example..Seal is the most lovliest man on the planet....see past the imperfections. You all make me sick!
totally agree about SJP. She looks like a foot.
OMG!!! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!! I love SJP & S&TC and I am shocked that she is at the top of the list, but dang that is funny. I am going to have to use this term..
SJP is very pretty and its this kind of list that makes some women turn to anorexio or buliema.. Because people are judging on the outside apperance!! SJP is a good actress its her look that has gotten her this far, why would all women like to look like eachother we are all beautiful in our own ways and thats what makes us unique and different!!
maggietalk you must be a raving beauty ????? hoo hoo hoo
This list is at least somewhat WRONG - Amy "Whineyhouse" should definitely be #1, but as for Sarah Jessica - NO WAY!!!! :-(
SJP hasn't looked her best since she
wore her hair in that long scraggly style parted in the middle. It just makes her nose and chin look too long.
With her hair in a blond bob she's very
attractive. Anyway, I hate to imagine how she must feel being on a list like that.
Rosie O'Donnell couldn't be on this list.....it is only for woman.
I feel very sorry for SJP. She must feel awful being on that list. I think she is cute and does not deserve this.
I agree that she probably feels awful for being on the list, but that doesn't make her pretty. She is average at best. I also hated the rats nest that she called hair on the show with the part down the middle. She had some major hair coloring issues (dark roots) and the style wasn't very flattering to her face structure, but I digress. I do have to say that she's not ugly, just not sexy, which is what the article is about. I like that her and husband Matthew Broderick have been together for a long time and you don't see her flashing her va jay jay around town.
SJP is ugly, shes got a long face and looks like a horse...I have always told my GF that. SO is ugly too. I was like how did she get her role in GA. AW is ugly as well. I think she should have been #1. The other women maybe deserve to be on a top 50 list unsexiest list.
SJP is ugly, shes got a long face and looks like a horse...I have always told my GF that. SO is ugly too. I was like how did she get her role in GA. AW is ugly as well. I think she should have been #1. The other women maybe deserve to be on a top 50 unsexiest list.
I can't believe that more women are not outraged that a list like this EXISTS. So, so incredibly mean-spirited. It's one thing to criticize people for things they do or say, but to call women ugly and nasty is just SO cruel- and extremely sexist.
It's about time someone told the truth. The woman is ugly. That does not mean she is not a nice person, or talented, or a good mom--it mean she does not have really attractive facial features. So What! Grow up people, physical appearance has nothing to do with other attributes. Most of all, just because someone is a superstar, does not automatically mean that person is pretty or beautiful. As for others to put on that list, how about Cameron Diaz, or Jennifer Anniston. I could go on and on--the entertainment world is full of unattrative people, but nobody has the courage to speak up and tell the truth. I hope Ms Parker continues to have a great career and wish her well in her personal life. Just don't try to tell me she is "beautifful."
I think SJP is an attractive woman. I don't think she is beautiful but she is not ugly. I do think it is mean to call someone ugly. I think a list like that is wrong.
You guys need to get a real life! I would like to see what the voters of this list look like. How about having photos next to the putdowns. I would really like to see who the real dogs are!
You guys need to get a real life! I would like to see what the voters of this list look like. How about having photos next to the putdowns. I would really like to see who the real dogs are!
The real beauty on that show was "Charlotte." SJP played a very convincing "hoochie" on that show. Which goes to show you, having a column, wearing fashionable clothes and being 'whorish' won't get you the good guy. Staying at home and working hard like SJP does in real life, gets you the good guys hence Matthew Broderick! A lot of girls looked up to the SATC gals but look at how lonely that kind of life is. Back to the topic: SJP is not a beautiful, sexy woman, but she is a good actress and mom.
I love SJP. She is proving that your stereotypical supermodel is NOT the only definition of beauty in the world. Just because she has a big nose does not mean that she isn't adorable. Kudos to her for leaing it natrual! Amy Winehouse may be the grossest person ever and I never found Britney of Madonna to be attractive- inside or out. Go SJP, you have a ton of very loyal fans who love you!!! Don't ever change! Maxim sucks! (Truly, Maxim sucks).
I agree that sex appeal and good looks
don't have to go together. Madonna is
a dynamic, interesting woman but she's
never been sexy. Her forays into erotica (going topless, the book, Sex, the overhyped video, Justify My Love) were ploys for attention rather than true expressions of sexuality. She has always been controlling and manipulative
when it comes to her image and controlling people aren't sexy. Also, she needs to gain weight in her face to soften it and make her look younger.
Sandra O and Amy Winehouse came to mind b/f I even read the article. Jennifer Garner isn't exactly gorgeous either
Oh, don't forget Chloe sevigney.
Here's the true SJP
http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/v2/tr/061605_tr_parker84.jpg
Ok, Maxim is not PORN. Real porn is a lot worse than that. And she is a horse face. She is bony, and old. This is not being "cruel". This is reality. She is in her 40's now! oh and in regards to the supermodel comment, there are many "definitions" of beauty in the world, from Queen Latifah to Ashley Judd. But she looks like a man! How is that appealing?
Have we forgot about Rosie O'Donnell, Whoopi Golberg, Rosanne, Kathy Bates, or any one of the Golden Girls. I would love to meet the man who would rather sleep with any of these ugly chicks before the beautiful Sarah Jessica Parker. GET REAL!!!
what's with all the women on here saying SJP is "beautiful!?" obviously what matters is what guys think, and they think she's ugly. and I'm glad, cause so do i!!
p.s. My boyfriend and I watched "Failure to Launch" just because how incredibly ugly she is is something we always talk about whenever we see her in any thing. She looked like a total MAN in the movie posters. GOOGLE IT. I think she's way masculine, but I don't really mind it. She makes my boyfriend want to barf.
if we had to make up a list of the least sexy/attractive MALE celebrities, i think the list would go waaaaaaay beyond 5!
lets be honest, this isnt the first time maxim is degrading to women, but COME OOOOOON. who cares how attractive we think they are/arent. should we not be focusing on their talent? ya i know it sounds annoying even justs aying it.. i know nobody cares.. its just so sad that this is what north america reads and believes to be important.
that being said, i read it too... GAH!
Yeah, so she's not sexy and she knows it which is what makes her sexy. So she gets over the fact that she's not sexy. She's living her life, making tons of money. Who gives a shit about what Maxim has to say or anyone else for that matter.
I'd like to rate the men who created that list.
I personally think that every single person that said something really ugly about SJP or anyone else needs to send a picture of themselves in and let ME make a list...
This is so lame!!!!
For years I've wondered why Sarah Jessica Parker was packaged, promoted and forced on the viewers as SEXY? It was painful to watch this skeletal, twisted wreckage of a photo shopped, special beauty lens techniques captivate the character "Big". I always knew a Hot Alpha male as Big, would never give that women a second glance in real life, not reality, a cruel hoax. The other characters of gorgeous curvy, Classic beautiful women were his type as defined by nature, naturally. Men arenât wired to be aroused by her skinny body of flesh and bone, or hard odd looking facial masculine features obviously not classic beauty, big nose, long face...No matter how they dress it up, insert lip implants she was NOT sexually appealing, It's just a fact. She was never all that. I was uncomfortable watching those women in that show with all the perfect angles, soft focus lens, beauty lighting, All odd looking, ordinary women. Why choose bad looking women and do hocus pocus to make them look beautiful? Again, a Cruel Hoax, very uncomfortable watching that women try to sell herself as sexy, the big lie and more propaganda by Hollywood. The viewers are not stupid.
Yea! But, why isn't paris hilton on this list!
Sarah is hideous.
Maxim named her unsexiest because she actually has some class and wouldn't pose in a slut outfit for them...lowering herself to the trash level all you nothings feed on. Don't be pissed because she didn't supply you with any jack off material. All you haters out there just envy her. She is still in the headlines...and you all still have nothing better to do than write negative comments about her- now that's unsexy.
She may not be the sexiest woman alive, but you won't find her in here wasting her time reading all your negative comments. Obviously, your opinions mean nothing as she still makes 50X more money than most of you will make in a lifetime. how many of you actually think Cage or Broderick would even give you the time of day?
of course maxim, a magazine funded by perverted men who can't do anybetter than pussy-paper, would vote her as unsexiest. She doesn't pose nude, or even close to nude. Having class is a deal-breaker for them.
What annoys me a lot more then that list is every time I see someone pretend that Sarah Jessica parker and Sandra Oh AND Madonna(ewwww) are attractive. I understand that it would be mean to insult random civilians off the street but these woman put THEMSELVES in the spotlight specifically to be judged on their looks. And try out for rolls that call for attractive woman like in sideways, and it just dosen't work. If they did a list of the most un-sexy men celebrates I bet most men wouldn't be offended. Mainly because I'm sure the men on the list would be unattractive. Thats called the truth, you should face it once in a while.
I've never thought SJP was attractive AT ALL. Frizzy hair, huge witch's mole and a chin you could open a can with. The SatC fans and defend her all they want, but she'd take some plastic surgery to be considered average.
But despite all that, it was mean and unnecessary for Maxim to make that list. If they have nothing better to do than mock women in a difficult business already, they should go back to printing the half-naked, airbrushed sluts they evidentally prefer.
I've just seen a video that shows Sarah promoting her clothing line and thought the proposal very interesting (http://www.weshow.com/us/p/24488/sarah_jessica_parker_promotes_bitten). Besides, she looks great and, as many people say in the interviews shown in this video, it's unfair naming her the unsexiest woman alive.
KRISTIN KREUK THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN & ACTRESS
Just to let you know, the whole "SJP, she looks like a foot" wasn't an original thought for the person who posted it.
It's from family guy on censorship:
âWhat the hell?????? They let Sarah Jessica Parkerâs face on TV and she looks like a foot!â
Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
Sarah is pretty to me. And all of you who don't think so you try just walkin' in her shoes.
Sarah is pretty to me. And all of you who don't think so you try just walkin' in her shoes.
Sarah is pretty to me. And all of you who don't think so you try just walkin' in her shoes.
Whoever said she wasn't sexy must be a stupied ass whore 'cause she is like such a great astress and role model. So all u bitches who don't think so can KISS MY BIG ASS.
I say we take a picture of all of the editors in Maxim and post them on the web and have every woman in this country vote and comment on their level of "sexiness". They're probably all geeked out posers or just plain fugly themselves.
Its interesting that the fuglies are always the ones that are first to comment on how other people look. The truly attractive need not comment because they are secure and dont need to make themselves feel better by putting others down. Losers.
SJP looks like a mal-nutrious horse face. She is not attractive and no talent. Let's get over this over paid, skinnyass, no talent, stuck up bitch.