Warning: Paris Hilton Wants a Baby

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I think Paris Hilton might be reading this blog.

Remember the other day when I suggested that Paris get knocked up, like BFF Nicole Richie, so she can change her life and clean up her act like Nic seems to have done? Well, I think Paris might be considering my advice. The heiress told People.com, at the Nissan Live Sets One Year Anniversary Party, that she, too, wants to have a baby, so that her kid can hang with Nicole's kid.

"Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old," she said. "I was just telling her, 'I want a baby so that our babies can play together.'"

Paris, if you're reading this, NOOOOO! I was only kidding. I kid a lot on this blog. Ha, ha. Just joking. Totally joking. Not serious. DO NOT get pregnant. Believe me, taking care of a kid is a lot harder than shuffling those dogs around. Wait it out.

P.S. Those sunglasses you wore in China? Awful.

43 Comments

Pussycat said:

Paris shame on u if that is the reason u want a baby. That is just plain awful - wanting a baby so she could be someone's baby playmate. Hope she doesn't get preggo.

dv8r said:

If Paris is still pole-dancing, then she probably isn't ready for motherhood. I can see her being a good mom though.

momdearest said:

The last thing we need in this over crowded world is another "la la land babe in the nether lands" .

rkg said:

the nanny would be the mom not paris

Ks. Kid said:

Paris's nanny took care of her and look how great she turned out! LOL

Traci said:

When a couple wants to have a baby by invitro, there are a battery of tests they must take including psychological for all parties involved. Hell to adopt a pet, one must damn near jump through hoops. Why is it that children are born to parents that are either unable or incapable of parenting. It is not until these children are born that society realizes that maybe this individual should not take care of a puppy let alone a baby. Paris Hilton would be the reason to require all prospective parents get testing (and not only for diseases) before embarking on parenthood.

JW said:

She's too vain to get pregnant.

There we have our little disseas-girl!!
You're seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it's quite allright but you simply can't think and act mature and seriously. You really don't know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
That is the main reason you can't take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!

ding dong said:

everyone else has one so i want one! god i hate her! I am glad to see fewer and fewer posts for her. I won't give her anymore thnks

Leigh said:

Well, here's another idiot that doesn't deserve to have children. Let's hope she doesn't start bringing children into the world just because others are having children or she thinks it would be fun to play mommy. The girl needs to grow up first before even thinking about it!

Malia said:

Give her one of those fake babies that cries, etc.. and then the mircochip will grade her on her performance. I think she would do well on it if the findings were going to be made public. I bet you money she'd give the thing back and swear off having kids for another year or two.

CLB said:

Well Traci,
Thanks so very much for your story!!!
And are we just a little bored today???

wildcat said:

She probably couldnt take care of a CabbagePatch doll let alone another human being that relies on her for everything, A BABY KNOWS NOTHING PARIS!! I mean come on...I would say that I hope her Mommy has something to say to her(like..NO!) But she was handed off to her nanny, so I'd geuss she would expect 'in her world' all kids are part-time, when you want them, if you want to show them off, etc. OMG, can anyone see Paris Hilton changing stinky diapers!!? LOLOLOL Puppies are EASY compared to a Hilton Baby, like Paris. uhgg whats the world going to be like with Paris & Nicole preg & then the kids? I hope, if she does get preg. she gets big, I mean real big, fat! Poor little Paris: hope your plastic surgeon is THAT good! Us normal Moms dont have the option of lipo & tummy tucks incl. in our childs birth!

Paris A MOM --- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH said:

I AGREE W/ Malia - Nov.29th. (above)

Paris "Needs" a...Baby Think It Over Doll!
Have a Professional To Preprogram It...
then see how she does - No Kidding...
"Paris Will Fail As A Mother --
Because: PARIS IS TOO SELF CENTURED!!!"

Too bad no one thought to give one to Britney - Before she had her 2 kids!

Laurie said:

Oh Gawd - NOOOOO!!!!!

Just Me said:

Parasite wants a baby?!?
What is she going to do with a baby, probably the same thing she does when she gets tired of the multiple dogs she's had, give them away (that's if it doesn't run away). Damn, she can't even take care of herself!
Paris, do us all a favor, and sew your knees closed!

Nina said:

why paris just wanting a kid for that reason, lame..

Maizy said:

Well she is getting on into her 30's, so it's only natural to hear her biological clock ticking, BUT I don't think she is ready.

Traci said:

CLB, your very welcome, not bored just amused.

wat???? said:

i hope thats not the only reason y she wants to get pregnet. she seems like a nice girl. i meet her at one of her book signings n she seemed cool. well wat can "we" do? hope for the best!

just a thought said:

I don't think she **actually** sai she "wanted to have a baby NOW"- it sounds to me like she was more just reminicing and saying it would be fun to have their kids grow up as friends like she and Nic did!

Villa said:

Hell no this skank beotch better not have a baby she don't knoe how to take care of kids didn't anyone see her on the simple life??? Look what she did to those peoples kids DAMN if that was me she would have been bitch slapped all over town and back. Nicole ritchie's ditsy ass even had more sense than that trick nasty hoe bag

real talk said:

Paris if you want to have a baby then you just go right ahead, it's your life and your responsibility forget what everyone else is talking about. If they are not going to help you then they should mind their own business and take care of their own kids.

My most important advise to you is just to love them unconditionally and always try your best.

God bless, and good luck whenever you decide.

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH said:

real talk, STFU!!!!! You are giving advise about having babies to someone with the brain and attention span of a puppy.

SamanthaGemini said:

paris wanting a baby is damn scary, but wanting a baby for that kind of reason is just plain selfish. her kid would be as bad as britney's boys, if not worse. i bet she'd have a miscarriage if she got pregnant because she wouldn't know how to take care of her body. or maybe she'd decide to go get an abortion after a few months because she's afraid she looks too fat.

unknown said:

awww thats sooo sweet! im surprise that she even wants a baby, but is normal, ya ppl make it sounds like is bad, i understand where she is coming from but ya dont kno her well soo u cant just jugde her becuz of what she does on tv, have ya ever spend time with her.....no, so stop being soo close minded.

razer sharpe said:

A baby with crotch-rust Paris, fellas don't even think out it. Your d--ks will rot off.

who cares said:

Paris havin a baby? lmao she don't even know how she got here her mom was probley given the best drugs out there and she don't even remmember the occasion.

jason said:

sweet

gordon said:

she is so beautiful.. and many people from sugarmommymeet.com love her. she is pretty.

Jo said:

She'd treat her baby like it was one of her toy dogs. Not a good idea.

Joe OBrien said:

Who gives a rats ass.

Joe OBrien said:

Who gives a rats ass.

maggietalk said:

If she really wants one she'll get one! She can do that because this society we live in gives in to the rich and famous.. They can pretty much do what they want, we have all seen that happen and will continue to see it happen..

playhut02 said:

FIRST I WANT TO SAY THAT I LOVE PARIS, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY ONE SAYS. SHE IS A SWEET PERSON AND IS STILL YOUNG AND EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES. AS LONG AS ONE LEARNS FROM MISTAKES THAT IS PERSONAL GROWTH. YOU KEEP YOUR HEAD UP PARIS! I AM A SI9NGLE MOTHER OF THREE AND IT IS EXHAUSTING I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF. THEY ONLY THING I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT YOU HAVE TO BE READY TO GROW UP BEFORE HAVING CHILDREN. BUT PARIS CAN AFFORD ALL THE HELP SHE NEEDS WITH CARING FOR THE CHILDREN AND THERE FOR WILL WOULD HAVE MUCH MORE QUALITY TIME TO SPEND WITH THEM, THAT IS SO IMPORTANT AND I WISH LIKE HER I HAD THE ENDS FOR THAT KIND OF HELP SO THAT I COULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY CHILDREN. ONCE AGAIN LOVE YA PARIS AND I WISH YOU THE VERY BEST IN LIFE.

playhut02 said:

FIRST I WANT TO SAY THAT I LOVE PARIS, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY ONE SAYS. SHE IS A SWEET PERSON AND IS STILL YOUNG AND EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES. AS LONG AS ONE LEARNS FROM MISTAKES THAT IS PERSONAL GROWTH. YOU KEEP YOUR HEAD UP PARIS! I AM A SI9NGLE MOTHER OF THREE AND IT IS EXHAUSTING I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF. THEY ONLY THING I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT YOU HAVE TO BE READY TO GROW UP BEFORE HAVING CHILDREN. BUT PARIS CAN AFFORD ALL THE HELP SHE NEEDS WITH CARING FOR THE CHILDREN AND THERE FOR WILL WOULD HAVE MUCH MORE QUALITY TIME TO SPEND WITH THEM, THAT IS SO IMPORTANT AND I WISH LIKE HER I HAD THE ENDS FOR THAT KIND OF HELP SO THAT I COULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY CHILDREN. ONCE AGAIN LOVE YA PARIS AND I WISH YOU THE VERY BEST IN LIFE.

playhut02 said:

FIRST I WANT TO SAY THAT I LOVE PARIS, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY ONE SAYS. SHE IS A SWEET PERSON AND IS STILL YOUNG AND EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES. AS LONG AS ONE LEARNS FROM MISTAKES THAT IS PERSONAL GROWTH. YOU KEEP YOUR HEAD UP PARIS! I AM A SI9NGLE MOTHER OF THREE AND IT IS EXHAUSTING I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF. THEY ONLY THING I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT YOU HAVE TO BE READY TO GROW UP BEFORE HAVING CHILDREN. BUT PARIS CAN AFFORD ALL THE HELP SHE NEEDS WITH CARING FOR THE CHILDREN AND THERE FOR WILL WOULD HAVE MUCH MORE QUALITY TIME TO SPEND WITH THEM, THAT IS SO IMPORTANT AND I WISH LIKE HER I HAD THE ENDS FOR THAT KIND OF HELP SO THAT I COULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY CHILDREN. ONCE AGAIN LOVE YA PARIS AND I WISH YOU THE VERY BEST IN LIFE.

shelli said:

its her life, maybe it will give her more of a purpose than being a slut!

shelli said:

its her life, maybe it will give her more of a purpose than being a slut!

Tim said:

SHE CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF HER DAMN SELF SO HOW THE FUCK IS SHE GONNA TAKE CARE OF A FUCKING BABY. WHAT A DUMB BITCH.

miri said:

Paris is a big baby herself; she has never grown up and is a really immature adult. My guess is she would have no clue how to care for a baby, her life is so wrapped up in herself.The poor baby would probably be raised by a live-in nanny and would not get to bond with her,not much of a life for a child.

Hashi said:

Paris is a good person,pretty, and she deserve to get a baby
and everybody makes a mistake, and now Iam sure she is doing good.

Hashi said:

Paris is a good person,pretty, and she deserve to get a baby
and everybody makes a mistake, and now Iam sure she is doing good.

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