Amy Winehouse Heads to Court

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Amy Winehouse is heading to Norway for a court appearance, stemming from her October arrest for marijuana possession. Amy says she wants to appeal the charge.

The wacked-out singer says she had been deceived about signing papers agreeing to pay the fine. According to the "Rehab" singer's logic, she says she didn't understand that paying up meant that she was pleading guilty. Amy blames the language barrier, even though police are calling her bluff, saying that she was helped by English translators.

I know what the problem was. It wasn't that she didn't understand the language, people, she was HIGH! She didn't understand anything! She was like, "That's a funny little man talking jibber-jabber. Oh, you'd like an autograph? No problem -- do you have any candy? I love marshmallows. I'm thirsty. I don't think I like these handcuffs -- they are hurting my pancreas."

Good luck with all that court stuff, Amy.
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10 Comments

Shes Killing Me said:

If this girl and her husband were not famous all these people would not care what they were doing because they would be living in a trailer somewhere of the side of a highway....

toni said:

That's infamous.

Pussycat said:

If thats their idea of fame, then i want no part of it. I kinda hope she gets put in the slammer - that just might sober her up.

Inblogneato said:

She is just as stupid as her sister Angelina Jolie!

MistressCorrine said:

LMAO @ "they are hurting my pancreas."

Scarlett said:

Oh geez. Pay up Amy!

Just me said:

it takes a peckerwood like Inblogneato to make a comment such she did >>>>

Just me II said:

I agree with Just me. AJ Hater is such a peckerwood.

dr said:

Angelina may be a lot of things but stupid isn't one of them. We should all be that stupid. whether you love her or hate her she does very well.

emjdc said:

i don't like her she is just a stupid girl who is singing and whatever!!!!!!!!but i want to tell better luck next time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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