Mischa Barton: Out on Bail & Ready to Party!

"We are aware of Mischa Barton's incident last night, but at present she is still expected to host the CatHouse Grand Opening at the Luxor on December 29th," a rep for the club said in a statement. "We will let you know if anything changes."
That's right, bitches! You can't keep a good drinker down -- especially not on the best party night of the year.
Word to the wise, Mischa -- take the monorail.





That mugshot makes her look like one of the olsens. Not just taking the monorail, keep off the crackpipe too.
Her hair looks awfully greasy! What is up with the celebrity mugshots all taken from an above angle? Why aren't they looking straight ahead like other mugshots? Weird.
has anybody else noticed that all the young childhood stars have blond hair with bad roots in their mug shots? I.E. Nicole richie, lindsey Lohan...
Shampoo Mischa. Shampoo.
One big disgusting-looking MESS. She needs a shower and to wash her hair.
That mugshot makes her look like one of the olsens. Not just taking the monorail, keep off the crackpipe too.
That mugshot makes her look like one of the olsens. Not just taking the monorail, keep off the crackpipe too.
That mugshot makes her look like one of the olsens. Not just taking the monorail, keep off the crackpipe too.
That mugshot makes her look like one of the olsens. Not just taking the monorail, keep off the crackpipe too.
That mugshot makes her look like one of the olsens. Not just taking the monorail, keep off the crackpipe too.
That mugshot makes her look like one of the olsens. Not just taking the monorail, keep off the crackpipe too.
i don't think she is beautiful, but many friends from sugarmommymeet.com said she is good. for god sake i don't know the reason, but i think they are reasonable for i know they are picky. you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs....and they are beautiful and charming....
See what make up artist can do for you! Ha! and you thought you were really good looking! NOT!
J.D. is responsible for the clugging up of our blog site. Along with the rest of the 1% as they accumulate massive dead brain cells from repeated idiotic postings. As we continue to try to enjoy D.B. we may have to move J.D. out our stone him with marshmellows until he takes his tired ass somewhere else. The biggest fear we have is that our children will grow up rich and become miniture J.D.'S and the rambling, fanatical bloggging will continue for another 100 years forcing us to condemn blogging. Hopefully he will move to an exclusive community and all the blacks, whites,chinese, germans, etc. will move out lowering the cost of housing and leave J.D. BY HIMSELF. THE TIME IS NOW for a hearty cheer as J.D. moves along, by by. EVERY ONE PASTE, COPY, AND SEND THIS TO A FRIEND. Put the word out.
Loved it dr. Right on! JD sucks and we're tired of the same ole same ole everyday!! He said what he had to say, now move on JD!
Mischa is a skank. Keds should drop her ass. Drunk, high, pill poppers shouldn't get endorsement deals!
Stupid little bitch. I imagine she is contractually obligated to host that New year's eve party. Still, once she goes to court, I hope they put her in the slammer!
WHO GIVES A F---. ONLY YOU.
Sorry J.D. I left out something, the only tag team is in your mind. Do not communicate with other bloggers except here.