Lindsay Lohan's Dead End Job

Get this -- Lindsay Lohan is going to have to work in morgue, as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving. LiLo will have to spend two four-hour days amongst the dead, as part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the consequences of drinking and driving.

No word on what her exact duties will be, but maybe she can be the person who pretties the bodies all up. She could do their hair and paint their nails. And, think about this -- if the Associated Press has their way, Lindsay may even get to doll up Britney's old bones.

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Pussycat said:

I swear this will make any achoholic swear off drinking (except the ones in the business :). I don't envy linds right now.

Lora said:

HAHA ok. I'll admit the comment about her dolling up Britney was horrible, but I couldn't help but laugh

Scarlett said:

I still don't think it's harsh enough. How about wearing an orange jumpsuit, no hair extensions, no make-up, picking up trash along the highways?

LuvMyJolie said:

hahahah that would scare the crap outta me, seing those dead corpses should straighten her right out if she isnt straight already.. What a sucky job! but it is funny

Laurie said:

Thanx for my laugh for the day!!!! :-)

marteena said:

i actually work at a coroner's office and do the actual cutting and i enjoy it but it takes a certain kinda person to hang with these dead folks all day, so hopefully she will get a wakeup call but that punishment probably aint harsh enough.

unknown said:

anyone who thinks making this girl work at a morgue is going to straighten her up must be out of their minds, either that or they're just plain ignorant. she is another ordinary person like all of us, just because she makes more money does not grant her the ability to get off with easy penalties while the rest of us would face a much harsher punishment. i don't understand why no one raises this issue up and fire the judge or something. this is rediculous. for normal people, if caught DUI, you would have to go to jail and have your license revoked. what happens to lindsay lohan? she has to go to rehab, oh the poor girl has to work at a morgue, oh such hard work! (sarcasm). this goes to show that if you got money, you can get away with anything, and that is the sad truth, the sad reality that this world has come to.

Kevin Lucas said:

She is soo very qiut

shezz said:

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shezz said:

Lindsay Lohan has posed nude as Marilyn Monroe in a sensational new photo shoot for New York magazine.

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