Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina's Pregnancy

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Though Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were not in attendance at last night's Oscars, the couple and their not-so-secret pregnancy were still a topic of conversation.

Host Jon Stewart referenced Angie while presenting a made up award in honor of Hollywood's recent baby boom. When Jon announced Brad's babymomma as the winner, he joked, "Obviously Angelina Jolie couldn't be here — it's hard to find 17 babysitters on Oscar night! I accept this baby on her behalf."

Cute!

What did you think of Jon's performance as host? I thought he was funny and cute and I sort of want him to be my own personal funny man.

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Steph said:

I was really impressed with Jon Stewart, actually! The host always takes time to make fun of some of the actors in the audience (which can be awkward), but Jon did it tastefully. Hope he comes back again to host!

Mette said:

I have always liked him

GM said:

Now we have a blog JD is on here. As usual you have Grungelina down perfect.

"BlogBrat" said:

He may have made a "joke" about it, but the "reaction" from the "audience" was not good..."Barely" any "clapping", or "laughing"...I even saw a few celebs "roll" their "eyes"..."See",no one gives a "damn" about her anymore...She is only "popular" now for being the "woman" that got "knocked-up" and "trapped" a very "married" Brad Pitt...Even "Brad" has come to "accept" the fact that they are "stuck" together..."Angelina" would never survive without him...At this point, "Brad" is "barely" surviving...Couldn't have "happened" to two nicer people...I still don't think she is "pregnant"...

Frank said:

No, its just that they rolled their eyes because the joke was lame at best.

Voodoo said:

Hey, "BlogBrat",

I don't think quotation marks mean what you think they mean.

Usuallyalookernotaposter said:

I usually look here everyday, and have never posted. I do get some great chuckles out of the people that post here. It usually gives me my laugh for the day :)
I happen to agree with JD. Some of the things JD says are off the wall and some days are just plain ole- umm (searching for a nice word here) weird.
However, that being said, todays response up there ^ is right on the money. I just don't think its fair to the KIDS in this "family unit". To be shoved off on nannies and babysitters because their parents are TOO busy for them- why have kids if you don't want to be a full time parent? Spending TIME with your kids, watching them reach milestones, helping them to learn grow......is the whole POINT of having kids. I feel bad for them. Its hard enough to give a few kids some good, quality one on one time. They keep going and going and going.......not one of them will get the time and attention they deserve. From their PARENTS not nannies.

jenn said:

thought the topic was what you thought of jon stewart not how much can you rant about brad and angelina?

Deb Nykamp said:

I could have done without the political stuff, except for the dig at Hillary. THAT was funny.

Deb Nykamp said:

I could have done without the political stuff, except for the dig at Hillary. THAT was funny.

Frank said:

And is it a crime or sin to use nannie or have babysitters when going to a function where bringing children would be a nono? Seriously. I am certain that some of you have gone to a fine restaurant to have a romantic evening only to be foreshadowed by that family that thought it would be cool to bring their babies that cry non-stop... yeah... I paid over 100 dollars to hear other people's kids cry. I don't think so. Its called a gala event, not chuck e cheese.

J 4 JOKES said:

I would say, he was "cool".

PINKY JP said:

very funny indeed…and it was handled lovingly by Jon Stewart who likes and respects Angie.

I just hope all the other pregnant women at the Oscars were not offended with Jon Stewart’s joke…if they’re not offended in any way, then all is well and i can move on and not get stuck on whether it is appropriate or not…

THE FACT IS…very relevant is ANGELINA that the OSCAR night will not be complete without a mention of her name and the coming of another Jolie-Pitt.

LOVE YOU (forever known as Academy winner) ANGELINA JOLIE!


Anonymous said:

JD you are soooo boring!

HELLoise said:

Voodoo~ This "BlogBrat" character is a person who overuses the quotes on purpose. She only turns into "BlogBrat" when she wants some attention. If you argue with her, she'll be somebody else (and not use quotes) and then stick up for "BlogBrat." She is an imbecile with an immature mind who must do this for attention. I try to ignore her but it's hard to ignore the biggest attention getting whore I've ever met. See, you got your attention! Yeah! *clap* *clap* Hooray!

JJ said:

You can't have him... he's MY personal funny man...

somewhere in Texas said:

I still think she is a fake slut and he is a pig....time will tell...ha!

good one said:

Hey Blogbrat, love your quotes. It always gets a response. Someone just can't help but comment. That's always a good thing.

Did anyone see some of the audience puking, when Angelina's name was mentioned. I hope Angelina was very offended by the very true remark. But it is hard to insult someone like Angelina she is so use to being attacked by words. After all she is scum.

somewhere in Texas said:

I still think she is a fake slut and he is a pig....time will tell...ha! I am talking about Brad the pig, not Jon.

somewhere in Texas said:

I just wanted to clarify that Brad, not Jon, is the PIG..Angelina is so self-absorbed...sickening. What Mom flies into a war zone when pregnant..she is either faking THE PREGNANCY or she is stupid in addition to being a husband stealing slut!

OH YES...
....in answer to the blog ?...I didn't even watch the show, but Jon Stewart is funny!!!

u got that right said:

You are right about flying into a war zone when she is pregnant. But I don't think her bio children are very important to her. She is both stupid and a slut. Brad is a PIG.

"BlogBrat" said:

Hey, "Voodoodoo" & "HELLoise"...I am well "aware" of what "quotation" marks are used for, at least for me...To get a "rise" out of "poor", "pathetic" poster's like you that have "nothing" better to do but come on here and look for my "misuse" of "quotes"..."Afterall", you "certainly" are not on here for the "topics"...It makes me feel all "warm" & "fuzzy" inside that you think so much of me.."Until next time"...

"ta ta"....

On topic..."Angelina Jolie" wins the award for the "skankiest" of all "skanks"...

it's working for you said:

BlogBrat, I see HELLoise is still trying to dig that thong out of her ass so her brain can air out. Can you imagine the smell, ewwwww. She claims you do this to get attention. I can see it works. She always comes back to your comments and always will. So you get her attention everytime. Can you imagine the withdrawels she went through when this blog was being monitered. Do you get the idea she might be an old fan of your's LMAO. She has convinced herself that there is only one hater on this blog. I guess it would be easy to sell her some ocean front property in Arizona. I think she is just that stupid. Hope she gets that thong out soon. You know for health reason and all that.

Angelina is a complete joke. You couldn't put her with HELLoise and get a pea size brain together.

llyads said:

sometimes I couldn't help, when reading everyone's post about how much they hate brangelina to just... idunno... shake my head.
Afterall... wat is wrong with you people? y do u have so much against them?

somewhere in texas, y do you think that angelina is self-absorbed? she doesn't dish all her money into luxury goods like some of the other stars. she actually "flies to war zones" as you said, making a DIFFERENCE to others throughout the world. even if its only a little portion, at least its being put into good use, unlike some other stars that just sit back and enjoy all the money that pours in.

if u think that when she tries to help others, it's being selfish, then WAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU?? I don't hear about u trying to make a difference in the world. Going out of your way for others.

Do you think that sitting back at home, living in your own ignorant world in a "happy bubble" is wat makes people unselfish? perhaps that is wat u want her to do?

llyads said:

sometimes I couldn't help, when reading everyone's post about how much they hate brangelina to just... idunno... shake my head.
Afterall... wat is wrong with you people? y do u have so much against them?

somewhere in texas, y do you think that angelina is self-absorbed? she doesn't dish all her money into luxury goods like some of the other stars. she actually "flies to war zones" as you said, making a DIFFERENCE to others throughout the world. even if its only a little portion, at least its being put into good use, unlike some other stars that just sit back and enjoy all the money that pours in.

if u think that when she tries to help others, it's being selfish, then WAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU?? I don't hear about u trying to make a difference in the world. Going out of your way for others.

Do you think that sitting back at home, living in your own ignorant world in a "happy bubble" is wat makes people unselfish? perhaps that is wat u want her to do?

Anonymous said:

sometimes I couldn't help, when reading everyone's post about how much they hate brangelina to just... idunno... shake my head.
Afterall... wat is wrong with you people? y do u have so much against them?

somewhere in texas, y do you think that angelina is self-absorbed? she doesn't dish all her money into luxury goods like some of the other stars. she actually "flies to war zones" as you said, making a DIFFERENCE to others throughout the world. even if its only a little portion, at least its being put into good use, unlike some other stars that just sit back and enjoy all the money that pours in.

if u think that when she tries to help others, it's being selfish, then WAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU?? I don't hear about u trying to make a difference in the world. Going out of your way for others.

Do you think that sitting back at home, living in your own ignorant world in a "happy bubble" is wat makes people unselfish? perhaps that is wat u want her to do?

llyads said:

Not trying to be offensive or anything but…
To all those ppl who call them sluts, money-loving *****, whatever. At least they TRY to help. Instead to spending this time bitching cuz someone seems so much better off then u, y not try to make a difference?

Cuz I don’t think anyone has the right to insult their contributions to charities, etc. Afterall, can u do better? Y don’t u?

happy bubble person said:

Brad and Angelina are nothing more than scum. They do nothing for anyone but themselves. It's all about them. What ever it takes to make them look good they will do (so far nothing has helped). As far as giving to charities, I don't believe a word of it. They are greedy and selfish scumbags.

Helloise said:

AWWWWWWWWW HOGbrat and her little nuthanger are friends now. Little does HOGbrat know that her nuthanger of the day is actually someone who used to get all over her case and chase her around this blog about a year ago. You two should save some money and ride the short bus to school together. Of course getting you two twits together would be funny. With your obvious dyke obsessions with Jolie you could really make a great lesbo couple together. Be sure to tuck those balls in HOGbrat, wouldn't want them to get injured. Angelina is so much better than you two skanks. OH. And did HOGbrat say that she would stop coming on this site if Brangelina stayed together for a certain amount of time. Seems to me they surpassed your time limit a long ass time ago. You've worn out your welcome again. Fly away witch, before someone drops a house on you too. (did you like how I used one of your stupid comebacks? looks like someone has been here a loooooong time.) Your old tricks are lame like your nuthanger.

jkyggg said:

jghgg

dr said:

At least blog brat makes some since while some of you fall all over J.D. who is a f---ing lunatic. Said it before and I'll say it again, Brad and Angie are to busy with their kids, movies, and charities to give a damn what anyone thinks of them. As for J.D, I have never been rich and never had a nanny but I paid baby sitters who were selected very carefully to watch my kids, guess that makes me a disgusting, hypocritical slob, WHO CARES. nobody.

it's working for you said:

Well HELLoise, this site is old news, so I will give you a break. I have had my say on here about GRUNGELINA and we have had some words for each other. But I am bored with you now. So you can hang on like the dingle berry that you are. But it is time for me to move on to other news. But you know when there is another GRUNGELINA topic I will return. After seeing your last post yesterday at 9:52PM and the amusing comments I can see you got yourself all worked up. I told you you need to air out your brain. Guess you couldn'r dig deep enough to get that thong out of your ass. It's always obvious that when you start calling BlogBrat, HOGbrat I got you good. I will always be around, not going away. you should know that by now. So you be a good little dingle berry and we will spar again soon.

BlogBrat have a great day. Seems HELLoise got a tad bit upset with us yesterday. LMAO

GRUNGELINA having another kid. How bad is that. More bad genes to float around.

"BlogBrat" said:

"LMAO"...What more could "BlogBrat" ask for on a day like today...(it's raining)...:(

"Helloise"..."Hogbrat", "nuthangers"...You are "definitely" one of the "original stalkers" from three years ago...Still can't seem to get over me "huh"? Did you go buy yourself another "five-divider" "notebook" to start on me again...:) You are really "naive" to think that I am the only one on here that is a hater...I have brought "many" people to this site,(not all haters) and of course they are going to be on my side...They are my "friends", "family", and some I am just not sure of who they are...You have never been able to "accept" the fact that "Arm-Pitt" & "Ho-lee" sealed their "fate" all on their own..."Many", "many" people feel the same way I do about them...You have got yourself so "obsessed" with "them", and "me" for that matter that you can't even have fun anymore...I bet you are still that same "fat chick" sitting in front of her computer with "drool drippin" down her chin, and "cheeto" stains all over your clothes...Please for the "sake" of your own "sanity"...Come out under your "original" name and "spar" with me like the "BIG" girl you are...Otherwise, stop wasting my time "hiding" behind your "lame" names...I am not going anywhere...I hope that brings you "comfort"...

HELLoise said:

"ha ha"

"lmao"

"sticks and stones"

"ta ta"

"BlogBrat" said:

"Hellie"...I know those "feathers" up your "ass" must be iching like crazy by now..."Little chicken"...:)

"Flattered" as always "sweetie"...

Me said:

Blogbrat ~ That was too funny!

GM said:

I believe HELLoise begtodiffer with you Blogbrat, but I guess that is just toobad. LMAO.

GRUNGELINA is the brunt of all jokes now.

Helloise said:

"Ouch"


"lol"

LOL said:

Hey "Hellie" what happened to your caps in HELL? Did someone make you change your name AGAIN for being such a trouble starter on here? I think so. The quotes were a nice touch too. Don't let anyone make you change your name again. How many times is that now? 20 or 30? You have had to change your name so many times. You must be doing something wrong on here. Bad, bad "Hellie".

HELLoise said:

Awwwww thanks for your utmost concern for me. I see you are studying me. Goody. So has your name always been LOL? Hmmmm I think not. You change your name as much as I do little one. I like Hellie though, it has a nice ring. Like Halle with a little devilish charm to it. I wouldn't say I'm a trouble starter, just doing some things that other people are doing and showing them how annoying it is. Eh, I'm harmless. Just a little HELLion for a boring day at work. Won't you join me? And I don't change my name because I have to, I do it because it brings a little spice to this place. What are your reasons for changing yours? Just curious. Anyhow, guess I'll go make some comments on the new topics. Have a lovely, and HELLish day! : )

I, myself, enjoy Angelina topics. Jon Stewarts joke was funny and lighthearted and I enjoyed him bringing her up.

Ellen said:

Helloise and Blogbrat and friends are probably two people.

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