According to sources, Simon Cowell was approached by the makers of Viagra and asked if he was interested in being the new face man for the erectile dysfunction drug. The American Idol judge was reportedly offered 1.5 mil to tote the pills -- which apparently was an offer Simon could easily spit on.

"My agent rang me and said, 'You've been offered an incredibly big deal - it's to be the face of Viagra,'" Simon said, "And I just said, 'Sorry, but that has to be a f*cking insult.'"

Not sure if Simon meant the money they offered or the offer itself, but still.

Seriously, Simon is only 48 and has a hot little number for a girlfriend, who's a lot younger than him -- he's probably not having too many problems in the bedroom. In fact, I bet he's a little devil in the boudoir.

Sorry Viagra, try again. I think Randy Jackson might be available...