Barron Hilton, who was arrested for suspicion of DUI in February, has pleaded no contest to driving under the influence with a blood-alcohol level above the 0.08 percent legal limit and unlawful possession of a false license.

In exchange for his plea, Paris' little bro has been sentenced to three years' probation, $2,000 in fines (pocket change), he'll lose his license for one year, and he will have to attend three alcohol-education programs, one of which is a job at the L.A. County morgue -- just like Lindsay Lohan! 

How mad would Paris be if Barron and her arch-enemy Linds hooked up in the morgue? She'd totally want to kill them.