I just have to laugh. Why, you ask? Because I really can't tell who is crazier when it comes to Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards.

On The Today Show this morning, Denise claims that an email that Charlie claimed she sent to his fiancée Brooke Mueller, requesting a sperm donation from her ex, was a fake -- and was created by Charlie himself.

"That e-mail is not legitimate," the new reality star told Matt Lauer. "It's a doctored e-mail. I would never send an e-mail to his ... girlfriend, and, at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie [Sambora]. If I wanted anybody's sperm, I'd have asked for Richie's," she said of the ex-boyfriend that used to be married to her ex-best friend.

She also said that she was in no mindset to have another child at that time, since her mom was fighting a downhill battle with cancer.

Charlie (who Denise called "a stranger") sent a statement to Today, when he got wind that his ex was going to be on the show. He said Denise's "claims that her e-mail has been fabricated or altered in any way to create this story are absurd. The mere fact the she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation which, for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes."

Seriously, I think the judge in this custody battle should award straight jackets to both sides.