Love how Jennifer's bikini photos start appearing when Angelina is big and pregnant.

"Jen & John" make "Jolie & Pitt" look like Woody Allen & Mia... You got "class", and then you got "trash"...I still feel sure that "Brad" still kicks his self in the "ass" each & everyday for leaving "Jen" to be in a such a hectic, loveless relationship with a woman that "whines & complains" all the time about his ex-wife...He is stuck in a "life" that he never intented to get into..."Jen" will make "John" even more popular than he already is "simply" because she is his girlfriend...And she is the most eligible woman in "Hollywood" at the moment...Brad has been "nothing" without her...

Lol ~ BB ~ Woody & Mia Farrow :) Good one!

I Like Jen & John together. Hope they last!

One thing is for sure..You'll never catch Jolie in a bikini looking like that...maybe a very long black dress, but never a bikini.

I really thought Jen had better taste.....of course with her luck with men in the last few years, I guess it's just par for her course.

No, "Ho-lee" could never pull off a "bikini" of any kind. She has a "skinny, lanky, painted up body" with too high of a waist. Jen on the other hand looks "sexy" in anything. I am "happy" she has moved on from what "Ho-lee/Pitts" did to her. At least she took the time to properly "grieve" over the "shock" of what they did to her. Maybe she can find "happiness" with John, maybe not. I am just glad that she is happy again. I hope the "Ho-lee/Pitt" tribe have nothing but miserable things in their future. They deserve nothing more!

No, "Ho-lee" could never pull off a "bikini" of any kind. She has a "skinny, lanky, painted up body" with too high of a waist. Jen on the other hand looks "sexy" in anything. I am "happy" she has moved on from what "Ho-lee/Pitts" did to her. At least she took the time to properly "grieve" over the "shock" of what they did to her. Maybe she can find "happiness" with John, maybe not. I am just glad that she is happy again. I hope the "Ho-lee/Pitt" tribe have nothing but miserable things in their future. They deserve nothing more!

well so good for her. she does look way better then angelina hoe-lee. its incredible. shes been getting all the hot guys. im still not so sure john mayers the one for her. I think she'll get an even better guy. but way to get it girl! superHOTTT!!!!!

BlogBrat, I totally agree with your view on Jolie's body! I never understood how anything but her face and tits were attractive.
As for John I personally think with a good hair cut he'd be very attractive!

Blog Brat I think it's time for you to get off the computer, leave the trailer and go to school for an education.

What is with putting quotation marks around normal freaking words like bikini and even John?

Obviously you have no concept of grammer or punctuation.

I have to agree with wtf?

This site was actually nice without the negative crap like above.

"Too bad" to my biggest fans..."Get over it" girls...This is my "format" and if you don't like it, again "scroll" on past...But you "won't" because I know you can't help yourself, you must comeback...Afterall I have been off here for a while...I take one month a year off, but I am back at the office now, and my main goal is to "quote" you to death (yeah right)...LMAO:) "Flattered" as always though...

Kudo's Jen...:)

P.S. Just because I am back doesn't make "Ho-lee" any less of a "whore"...She was one "yesterday", she is one "today", and she will be one "tomorrow"...

"Jen" will remain the one with "self-respect" and "respect" from the movie" industry"...She will always be a "beautiful" person inside and out..."Ho-lee" has never had that, nor will she ever have that...

GROSS!! these two together have sleep with everyone in Hollywood. they make a great couple! NOT!!!!

look at her supper little girls. LOL!!! at least Angie has BIG and natural girls!!

I am more inclined to believe Huvane was looking for people like Bouma and others to fly in, fabricate stories about for controlled media attention and then release from contracts, while she keeps her private life hidden: for whatever reason. There is nothing genuine about the stories CAA is sending out : I checked up on the Bouma story and there was nothing there. It was a game. Sculfor also….Nothing. It was BIZARRE, She went to a childrens toy shop the week before she broke up with him for no real reason. Vince also broke up without any ill will at all, for no reason, as soon as the DVD was released. COINCIDENCE ? She is living life behind a smiling mask and that is why audiences feel she can’t act. They say she is wooden, stifled. She is stifled by her perception of herself as a celebrity : it is preventing her being fully human, but growing up in a family environment where nobody seemed to care : celebrity offered her the attention she never got as a child.

yeah, but Angie's man has been missin his balls for a long time. I bet she has them hangin from her rear view mirror, and laughs everytime she looks at them. I agree that Angie is a super big tramp! LOL!!! Jen is so much prettier than Angie could ever be. I also agree that Jen has a lot more respect than Angie ever had. Angie is only known for the tramp she is, and Brad for being the big ole dumbass he is. I think their fall from fame is the best thing that ever happened to Hell-A.

Jen is loved by all..:)

that is why instead of having a real relationship in a secluded retreat where they can focus on each other, it has to be all performed in a hotel swimming pool with a hired camera for media coverage. There is NO WAY security would allow a cameraman day after day after day to get these photos if they were intended to be private. It is the same reason that Sculfor was “caught” with his shirt off in Jen’s home window : it was all arranged by Huvane and Kershishian as PR for Jen to keep her name in the news (so she isn’t forgotten like the other Friends actors). THAT is what this is really about, her faking it to keep in the limelight. That is essentially what she did with Brad. that too was a fake relationship….. but a relationship that went all the way to marriage…. a relationship more about her career than love for a man or family. Jen doesn’t talk to her mother and was distanced from her father at a young age. She grew up in a divorced family and obviously never resolved these issues. That is why you are seeing an ACT and not REAL FAMILY.

LMAO..."Mia"...You go "girl"...Very good:)

SHE COMPETES WITH BRAD FOR MEDIA ATTENTION INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON HER LIFE AND BEING A MOTHER…… BRAD AND JEN ACTED LIKE TWO COMPETITIVE MALES IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP (who had the best hair, who had the best look, who had the best movie, who was in a magazine, who did whatever : nothing real or human about it), NOT A MALE AND A FEMALE WHO GENUINLEY CARED FOR EACH OTHER. YOU ARE LOOKING AT CAPITALISM, NOT HUMANITY. HUMANITY IS WITHIN YOURSELF AND YOUR OWN LIFE.

It's good to be back. I see this has been the no hit pit blog. I see your fan's are already out. The sappy happy one is after you already. Your negative remarks and your quotes get them everytime. Let's get a real welcome tomorrow, it will be fun time on the no hit pit blog once again. I know the sappy happy one will be up all night getting ready for the big welcome back. LMAO

I can't believe Jennifer would even give John Mayer a second look. He is such a creep.

oops, the above comment is for the one and only BlogBrat. Sorry bout that BlogBrat. See how excited I am bout being back.

angelina has been voted sexiest woman even with four children. pregnant with twins, she still looks HOT. the two are together in romantic france. on the other hand, jen is almost 40 and still furiously dating. need i say more?

Wow. This is sad. Damn i dont know whose prettier, and i couldnt really give a **** because quite frankly thatd make me kinda gay. But have you ever watched jennifer aniston's interviews? She witty, she has charm she can talk her way around anyone of the people who are charming and funny for a living! When she was dating VV she got around the subject by asking Dave Letterman if he was dating Oprah. Also, she has a ton!!!! of friends, you cant make that up. And some people dont have very many... just saying. I was a fan of them both but then Angelina did some really dumb things and said some really dumb things and i was like, wtf? hahahahahahahahahha.

Mia: Jen had class and lost it when she hooked up with whore mongrel John. He'll dust her for a few months than go up the block and hump some more puppies. Once a whore mongrel always a whore mongrel, it's in his blood.

I see "a blogger" and "Hogbrat" are back with their obsession with the gorgeous Angelina. You know why Jen's the most "eligible" woman in Hollyweird? Because nobody can stand her long enough to marry her or spend any lengthy amount of time with her. Brad told his former castmate on the set of his movie after marrying her that he COULD NOT STAND Jennifer. So, if annoying and eligible are synonomous, you must be single.

Jennifer is bad in bed and can't keep a man and Johns gay so they had to rig this up so dumbasses like you would fall for it. Worked...hook, line and sinker!

Dummies!

Jen does not have to "compete" with Brad, or Ho-lee...She can hold her own...Jen once said that Brad has a "teeny weeny"..."Brad" once told another "castmate" that after he left "Jen" and hooked up with "Ho-lee" that he missed Jen so much, and that he had made a "mistake" he didn't think he could get out of...That was an "understatment"...He has yet to "comeback" from his "fall", Ho-lee never really had much "talent", so she has nothing to comeback from...His "heart" was ripped to shreds and he had a hard time working..."The Ass of Jesse James" did not make it, because he was not on his "game" due to the fact that Ho-lee his a very high "maintenance woman" and he was "exhausted" from all her "demands"...She is "demanding" and "insensitive" towards his "family & friends"...He told this "castmate" that he let the one & only "true love" of his life get away because he was in a "mid-life crisis" and Ho-lee was there to offer him an immediate "bio baby", and he fell for it...Now he says he will "hang" on for the ride...He says he doesn't think they will be together "forever" at all, but he will hang on for the "kids" for a while...He is "shocked" that he couldn't make a comeback...Afterall he is "Brad Pitt"...And the rest is history...And so are "Brad & Ho-lee"...They will never recover...It is "too late" for them...

On topic, I believe if there is any "heartbreaking" that will be done here, it will be Jen "breaking his heart"...She has always been "tagged" the girl that gets dumped, but in all actuality, she is the one doing the "dumping"...Vince has never recovered from their "break-up" (no pun)...He is still ,madly in "love" with her...I hope John keeps his heart in check...She is a "heartbreaker"...

To "Hellie": Thanks for the big "welcome back"...I know you must have missed us "terribly"...LOL...

BlogBrat when I said ready set go, you didn't waste anytime. I see HELLoise/Ellen is out to welcome us back. Isn't that special. But I can see it sounds like her ususal fat pimply ass self. Nothing ever changes on this no hit pit blog. Can you just see the excitement last night when HELLoise/Ellen realized we were back. I bet a dollar to a donut she went pee pee in her pants. I feel the love all around. Thanks for the wonderful warm welcome back. BlogBrat it's always nice to see we are the most talked about topic on here once again. LMAO

Shame on Jennifer.

OMG *pees* it's the idiot sisters!

LOL

Ta Ta

I don't think they could be sisters. They are the same freak. Obsessed with their ignorant musings...

I can't even read through the entries. I already know the pattern. BB comes on gets stupid, A blogger backs her immediately, they/she attributes any criticism to her pick of the week....blah blah boring as hell.

Maybe, so "Ellie", but you still keep coming back for more...You know you love you some "BlogBrat", otherwise you would ignore us...I am related to "a blogger", but she is not my "sister"..."Chew" on that one for a while...

a blogger, Did all that "sun" we got last week "fry" your brain??? That post was too "funny"...

Well Hi there Hellie/Ellie. Whuz up. I'm geting this warm fuzzy feeling from you again. It looks like we can still make you, make fools of yourself. I love a blogger with no self control, it makes for some good blogging. It wasn't the sun BlogBrat, it was the mister, sister. LOL

You idiots...really do you think people look forward to your negative and nasty comments. Puullleaase.

Ellen/HELLoise I don't know about ordinary people, but I do know that you and your many personalities live for my comments. I am away from time to time but I will always return and give you the attention that you crave from me. I know you try and make it sound like you are not a fan, but your comments say different. Like I said above you don't seem to have any self control. But that is OK, I too love your attention and will continue to please you. It's hard for you to wait at times, but isn't it worth it.

BlogBrat do you think Ellen/HELLoise has guessed yet?

Jennifer and John, bad combo.

True. Even when not pregnant, Angelina has no waist. She carrys all her weight in her mid section. Her arms and legs are too skinny. When she gets a little older, she will be one of those "barrel shaped women". Jen is better proportioned. Also, John Mayer is way hotter than Brad, and more interesting. I think Jen and John make a cute couple. I think the only thing that holds Brad and Angie together are the million kids they have and plan to have, and the constant upheavals. If they ever slowed down enough to think about the state of thier relationship with out all of the white noise, they would probably find that the only thing left is the novelty of "bad girl v/s wholesome boy". This will wear off in time. The kids they have are all lovely, too bad they are just a novelty item for those two, although I doubt Brad and Angie are aware of it.

i am so glad Jennifer found love Hooray Girlfriend, that's right don't let Brad Pitt put you down u r a gerogous young lady.