If you checked out Joel Madden's blog this weekend, you may have been psyched to read this:

"WE DID IT! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED! click her for pictures!"

But the wedding photos you would see would not be of Nicole Richie decked out in some gorg Vera Wang gown, but of a pair of gorillas dressed in wedding garb. Joel, of course, was only joking -- and calling out Star magazine on their recent story that Harlow's parents were planning a $2 million wedding. Here's the rest of the entry:

"HAHA. JUST KIDDING.
So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i've been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren't invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer i could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two...... "

 

Thanks for clearing all that up Joel -- I was just about to scratch you and Nic off my holiday card list.