Lynne Spears' memoirs are coming to a bookstore near you -- but rest easy -- it's not, I repeat, not a parenting book.

Whew!

Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is set to be released in the fall, though it was touch-and-go there for a while, when Lynne's second daughter seemed to take a turn down Teen Mom Blvd.

"When Jamie Lynn got pregnant, it was put on hold," says a spokesman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles. "Lynne never stopped working on it because she wants to express her love for her children and tell their stories through a mother's eyes."

Britney's mom's page-turner promises to be "her story of what it was like being a mom and raising two very famous people. It's a memoir."

Will you read it? I know who will -- my friend D -- who is like this crazy-obsessed Britney lover. So much so, that she's currently trying to convince me to go the California with her and stake out gas station bathrooms, in hopes to catch a glimpse of Brit. I'm thinking about it...