Can you even imagine the amount of incoherent blathering Paula Abdul must have done when she and boyfriend of a little over a year, J.T. Torregiani, broke up?

According UsMagazine.com, Paula and the restaurateur have been dunzo for over two months and J.T. has packed his bags and moved out.

Though a source close to the American Idol judge says that Paula is handling the split well (She’s doing fine," a pal said. "She has moved on with her life.”), I have my doubts. You see PA had said in the recent past (while she and J.T. were happy) that she thought there was going to be a baby in her near future. She told USA Today last October that having children was "the next step in my life."

Poor Paula. There is always Simon...