Madonna's rep needs a raise, man.

With all the rumors running rampant that Madge and Guy Ritchie are over -- and the new bombshell that NY Yankees' Alex Rodriguez has been playing ball up at Madge's apartment on some late evenings -- Liz Rosenberg has released a statement exclusively to People.com.

"Madonna's husband Guy arrived in New York last night to be with his wife and family (not in a last ditch attempt to save his marriage which does not need saving). There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce."

"Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary," she said of the stars' connection. "They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There's really not anything to comment on beyond that."

But she did.

"It's nothing new that people are airing tons of dirty laundry Madonna's way lately – much of it untrue." she continued. "By the way, rumors of Madonna and Lil Wayne are quite exaggerated, as well," she joked.

Give that woman some cash, Madge -- she's good.