Jessica Simpson Is A Beer Wench
Is it beer or is it tuna?
Jessica Simpson is now the new face of .... not hair extensions, not shoes or bathing suits, not a makeup company.... a beer!
Yes, our beloved Jess has a new gig as Stampede Light Plus' main woman. The brewskie, which is the product of a Dallas-based company (hmmmm, Dallas? Cowboy? Tony Romo? Haters?), will get you drunk and make you strong, as it is packed with vitamins "to support an active lifestyle."
"I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while," Jess says in the ad. "That's why I made the smart choice with a smart beer. Stampede Light, it's beer plus."
Jess will also get 15 percent of the cold one's profits -- that helps.
"As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people," she said in a statement to the Dallas Morning News.
Whatever you say, Jess.
Bash away, my friends, bash away.
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Hee Hee. That's funny. Smart & her image?...Can't stop laughing.
I'm sure she's the one laughing all the way to the bank though.
Okay, now y'all know I love me some Jessica Simpson but come on now. This whole beer thing (ad included) is really just tacky and low-brow and she's trying too hard. What the girl really needs is new management because clearly, her dad can't get the job done. I mean, she's just as talented as all the other pop tarts and just as attractive. Clearly management is where she went wrong. Her dad needs to take lessons from Beyonce's dad. If you're going to pimp out your dauther, that's the way to do it. LOL
She looks like an unfortunate combination of Fergie and Anna Nicole Smith in that photo. Not flattering.
Yeah she does look out of it in this pic
I find this hilarious considering:
1. She and Nick used to drink nothing but tons of Miller Lite on Newlyweds
2. We are supposed to believe that there's a beer that has health benefits
3. We are supposed to be enticed by an image of Jessica Simpson that looks like a praymantis about to strike
Beer Ho !!! Love it. Being in Texas I know lots of girls just like her. Anything for a buck ~ you go girl !!!
Everything is wrong about this. Her management sucks like prettyinpink said. Why pimp and push a product that we've never seen you use Jess?
She's a "Wench" Alright!!!! :-(