Who would marry this guy?

Lindsay Lohan's dad, Michael Lohan, has confirmed to E! News that he is, indeed, giving marriage another shot. Yes, Michael and girlfriend Erin Muller are talking wedding plans.

"We picked out a ring, but it's not official," Mikey boy said, revealing that he has already asked Erin to be his wife and she has accepted, though he's not making an official announcement until "some family issues are resolved."

Um, this isn't an official announcement? You mean there's going to be more?

In the meantime, Michael took this opportunity of someone being interested in what he had to say to bash his family. You know, the usual.

"I'm not happy," Papa Lohan said about Lindsay's relationship with Samantha Ronson. "Ever since [Lindsay] got out of rehab and all these people came back into her life, things haven't been right.

"People like Samantha Ronson don't need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn't be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it's not right. I'm done with them."

Oh, and how does he feel about Dina Lohan these days?

"Dina is a kiss-ass. She's just nice to everybody, trying to be friends with everyone, just so she can be on Lindsay's good side. And it is wrong. She should be a mother first."

Such a loving group -- if I were that Erin Muller, I'm pretty sure I'd see some of the red flags.