I doubt this will ever come to fruition, but who am I to be a naysayer?

Kelly Osbourne is engaged to her model boyfriend, Luke Worrall -- or so says his Facebook page. According to the UK's Daily Mail, Luke updated his status (something I've come to know quite a bit about in the last few months) to read "engaged to Kelly Osbourne."

Kelly, 23, has been dating young Luke, 18, for about six months.

I'm just saying, don't go buying any gifts just yet.