Christmas has come early, kids! Two celebrities who we'd actually like to see naked have made a sex tape -- with a former Miss Teen USA.

A nakedy tape starring Eric "McSteamy" Dane and his wife, Rebecca "Noxzema Girl" Gayheart, and beauty queen Kari Ann Peniche has hit the web. Defamer.com has an edited version of the skin flick that shows the Grey's Anatomy star and his girls sans clothes, and acting a tad bit strange.

Could be because they are all drugged up -- as Rebecca says at one point that she has to lay down because she's "so high."

The threesome frolicked around an apartment discussing their porn names.

"My alter-ego name is Peter," Eric said, adding, "my dog growing up was called Cocaine, and I lived on Manor Drive, so I'm Cocaine Manor."

Then the girls lit candles and shared a bath.

We didn't get to see any actual sex, which is why the couple's rep said, "From what I've seen, it's a naked tape, not a sex tape, " before warning that he will sue anyone who publishes the "private, confidential tape." 

The tape reportedly surfaced during an investigation into Kari Ann's alleged trick-turning business. Yep, she basically sold herself for cash, so what's a little threesome between friends, right?

I've seen the edited version of this sex tape -- and it's actually pretty entertaining. Your thoughts?