Ouch!

George Clooney is working with one hand these days, as the actor crushed his gorgeous little fingers in a, um, car accident.

"There was an accident and he did break his hand," George's rep Stan Rosenfield said Thursday. "He was not riding a motorcycle, it was not in Switzerland ... He was on his property in Italy and he shut the car door on his hand."

Previous reports stated that the movie man was on his bike with new love Elisabetta Canalis in Switzerland when the mishap occurred.

Georgie boy was briefly hospitalized in the neutral country, but he's going to be just fine.

"The doctor has given him 30-40 years more to live, and no live animals were harmed during the wrapping of the hand," the rep joked. "The only reason he went to the hospital was to get a temporary cast put on." 

Well, if George needs any help washing his back in the shower, I would be more than happy to step up and help. Call me.