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"I had just put the casket in the hearse and was watching it drive away, when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me. I said to her, 'You have a drink on you? You have a car?' She said, 'Daddy, it's me--Tatum!' I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it's my daughter. It's so sick."

-- Ryan O'Neal, in the new issue of Vanity Fair, recounting how he hit on his daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at the funeral of Farrah Fawcett.

Okay, so he hadn't seen her in a few years but, EW!

I'm seriously nauseous.