The blonde fur is flying, as Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson are going to battle over Tony Romo.

Here's what's happening in a nut shell: Tony and Carrie were good friends, dated and broke up. Then Tony started dating Jess. Carrie was named "Sexiest Vegetarian" and, soon after, Jess was seen wearing a T-shirt that read, "Real women eat meat." Burn.

Theeeennnn, Carrie told Allure magazine that her ex still calls her sometimes, which Jessica was apparently not too keen on hearing. Jess then shot back, to Nashville's 107.5 FM's Woody and Jim show, that she and Tony had a good laugh over Carrie claiming that the Dallas Cowboy player was still ringing up the American Idol winner.

"If Tony wanted to call her and be with her, he would," Jess sniffed to the radio guys.

Check out the interview, and let's hope Carrie's gearing up with some good comebacks. I could listen to this kind of crap all day...

"It wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be," Kelly told TV Guide, of her reunion with Brenda.

“I’m not much of a small talker, and I don’t think she is either. I was a little nervous because I hadn’t seen or talked to her in 14 years," she said. "Everyone was making it out to be such a big deal that I think we both fell prey to having that affect us.”

But Jennie said that once she and Shannen got back into their old groove, it all sort of fell into place. “I think it will be OK. We’re both grown women, both professionals. Once we were working, it felt like a good fit.”

Okay, so that's what she's saying --  but how's it coming off to the other peeps on set?

Well, co-star Ryan Eggold, who plays Kelly’s new beau on the series (um, what? Where's Dylan?), admits "everybody was on pins and needles and sort of waiting to see how they’d react. They started off kind of tentative, but by the time we were five takes in, they were giggling and seemed to be reconnecting," he says.

As for Tori Spelling dropping out of the show due to salary issues, Jennie says that she's feeling more of the sting than her co-star.

“I know Shannen probably doesn’t share the feelings that I have for Tori, but I love Tori like my sister.”

She says she is encouraging fans to launch a “Bring Back Donna Martin” campaign.

You know where I'm about to go with this, right? Grab your picket signs...

"You know what you did!"

Ah, relive the fabulous moment between Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag, when LC loses it and screams at her former BFF in some club, accusing her of spreading lies about the existence of sex tape between the good girl and her ex Jason Wahler.

The Hills returns tonight for season 4, and in honor of the momentous occasion, check out this video, as the stars of the show reflect on the infamous sex tap scandal. Yup, Brody Jenner, Spencer Pratt, Lauren, Heidi, Jason -- they're all there -- and they are all talking. Enjoy!

Check this photo out of The Jonas Brothers heading to Madison Square Garden in NYC for their concert on Sunday.

Oldest bro Kevin sported a T-shirt screaming "Team Demi and Selena" -- which is a nod (for those of you who aren't up on the Disney teen scandals) tot he recent war of the words between Nick Jonas' ex Miley Cyrus and rumored current girlfriend Selena Gomez and her pal Demi Lovato.

Mean girl Miley made a video making fun of the other two Disney up-and-comers, but later apologized. It's so obvious that Miley is jealous of the new girls in town -- especially because one of them has her man now.

I'm going to get me one of those shirts, too!

I'm going over to the dark side when it comes to Miley Cyrus. I'm starting to really dislike her. Remember when I was all about her, thinking she was cute and super talented and just a plain old nice girl, defending her every chance I got -- yeah, well, those days are quickly slipping away.

First there was that video where she and her friend were making fun of Selena Gomez, who's now dating Nick Jonas (Miley's ex), but I let that slide -- girls will be girls, right? But now Little Miss Miley is taking shots at "I Kissed A Girl" singer, Katy Perry.

You see, Katy jokingly (maybe) said that she would love to recreate the MTV Britney/Madonna kiss with Miley on stage at some point. Well, E!'s Marc Malkin relayed the message to Hannah Montana, to which she replied, "No thanks," with a laugh. "She sang on my record. So I think she's kind of getting back at me, because she was doing harmonies and backgrounds."

Um, EWW! What a nasty thing to say. Totally obnoxious and cocky and irritating.

The niceness is ovah, Miley. Ovah.

Heather Mills

Case in point, Heather's publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, has quit her job, basically saying that Heather is way too much of a bee-yotch to be around.

"After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her," Michele told Extra. "Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person."

The publicist says that the Dancing With the Stars contestant called her "stupid" during "a heated argument."

"I reminded her that she was not 'God' and she answered, 'I will never ever talk to you again,'" Heather's former mouthpiece said. "I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more," she added. "I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British Press has reported about her."

Yeah! I love it -- now Michele should go work for Paul.

What more can we possibly say about Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen and their apparent hate for each other?

Nothing, really, so I'll just tell you that their lawyers were back in court, again, yesterday, as Denise is now seeking an emergency protective order to alter the exes' current custody and visitation arrangement with their two daughters, Lola and Sam.

“She has always tried that, not withstanding her public statements to the contrary,” Charlie's lawyer said. “[In public} she always states it is good for the children to have her father with the kids, but [in private] put she is constantly trying to deprive Charlie from seeing the children. I guess it’s good for her reality show.”

Burn!

Denise's lawyer, Neal Hersh, countered, "Denise has made her position clear throughout these proceedings and her position is, all the judicial officers and the files have been sealed, but all the things have been clear. And she is not saying one thing in private and one thing in public.”

Don't you feel like there should have been a "So there, nyah!" at the end of that?

Denise and Charlie are freakin' exhausting --  I think someone should pass the reins over to Sam and Lola -- they'd probably act more mature than their parents.

Well, I'm changing my mind. As we get to know more about the star of the upcoming version of Mama Mia! (which I'm totally psyched for, by the way), Amanda is scoring some major points.

Take, for instance, what she says about Lindsay Lohan, who was her co-star in Mean Girls.

"Lindsay was great on Mean Girls," Amanda told the new issue of Teen Vogue. "I think that was before she got a little nuts."

Ha! Love it.

"I've met some people who are just so freaking distraught and who don't know how to handle it," she says of some young stars in the limelight. "And I've met some [others] who have their head on straight and are really happy. You try to stick around them."

"I kind of don't expect some of these girls, who've been working since they were two, to be sane. This business is just weird when you're young."

That's right, Linds -- she's calling you insane. Fight, fight, fight....

Amidst rumors that Audrina Patridge has been persona non grada at the main house of The Hills girls Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth, the trio stepped in time for a clubbin' night out. The girls, who are rumored to be at each other's throat, seemed just peachy on their way into Hollywood hot spot Crown Bar.

Is the fighting all for the cameras -- or is it the niceness that's put on? You decide.

Well, Tom freaked out and his lawyer, Bert Fields, contacted the New York Post's Page Six, shooting back, that the doc is an "unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety [and] is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them.

"He seems to be spewing the absurdity that all Scientologists are mentally ill," the attorney added. "The last time we heard garbage like this was from [Nazi propagandist] Joseph Goebbels."

Since getting slammed by Tom's peeps, Dr. Drew's rep released a statement to UsMagazine.com saying that Drew "meant no harm" and "apologizes if his comments were hurtful." He went on to say, "Although Mr. Field’s intent is clearly to slander and discredit Dr. Drew, under no circumstances is Dr. Drew making a blanket diagnosis about Scientology nor Mr. Cruise whom he does not know. Dr. Drew was simply using Mr. Cruise as an example of someone who is recognizable to help the public understand. Again, Dr. Drew meant him no harm."

Who's side are you on? I'm thinking Dr. Drew was out of line. Guess you won't be seeing Tom on Dr. Drew's couch anytime soon -- even though he really loves the couches.

Well, the divorce settlement is in, and Anne still has to shell out a bit of cash. But, Instead of the $15,000-a-month she was originally paying her ex, she has agreed to pay the cameraman a lump sum of $275,000, plus $3,700 per month in child support for their 6-year-old son, Homer.

According to the court papers, Anne will also be responsible for 75 percent of Homer's private school tuition and half of the kid's "agreed-upon extracurricular activities."

Sounds like a lot of dough for someone who is broke. I can definitely get on board with being that kind of poor.

I have yet to see one full episode of Denise Richards' new reality show, but let me tell you something, after watching this clip of Charlie Sheen's loony ex get into a tiff with a journalist, I might have to set the DVR. First off, she just looks like her head is going to explode, then she rattles off the c-word at this lady, who I have to say, is pretty ballsy herself. Being someone who hates confrontation, just watching this fight brew made me want to hide my head under the covers.

Are you guys watching this? Is it always this good and crazy? Good enough to get on board? Tell me.

Charlie Sheen

Sources say that Chuck and fiancée Brooke Mueller have plans to tie the not Friday night, but are desperately trying to keep the locale under wraps. Also on the down low? The possibility that Brooke maybe already carrying the Two and A Half Men star's child.

"They've been busy working on having a baby," a pal told the NY Daily News. "They have been for a couple of months. It'd be great if they had a son, because Charlie already has three daughters."

So what's the big hush-hush about with the wedding? Insiders say that, if Charlie's loony ex Denise Richards gets wind of the location of the nups, she may come and cause a ruckus.

"They had to tell Denise when it was, because they wanted the girls to come, but she doesn't know where it'll be," says the source. "Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew."

Denise, as you know, is currently pimping out her daughters on her new reality show for E!, Denise Richards: It's Complicated.

Man, that wedding is no doubt going to play out like a crazy scene from Melrose Place. I can't wait to hear all about it!

I just have to laugh. Why, you ask? Because I really can't tell who is crazier when it comes to Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards.

On The Today Show this morning, Denise claims that an email that Charlie claimed she sent to his fiancée Brooke Mueller, requesting a sperm donation from her ex, was a fake -- and was created by Charlie himself.

"That e-mail is not legitimate," the new reality star told Matt Lauer. "It's a doctored e-mail. I would never send an e-mail to his ... girlfriend, and, at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie [Sambora]. If I wanted anybody's sperm, I'd have asked for Richie's," she said of the ex-boyfriend that used to be married to her ex-best friend.

She also said that she was in no mindset to have another child at that time, since her mom was fighting a downhill battle with cancer.

Charlie (who Denise called "a stranger") sent a statement to Today, when he got wind that his ex was going to be on the show. He said Denise's "claims that her e-mail has been fabricated or altered in any way to create this story are absurd. The mere fact the she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation which, for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes."

Seriously, I think the judge in this custody battle should award straight jackets to both sides.

Word on the street is that The Hills' Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt have ended their feud and are back to being buds!

"We're cool – It's all good," Brody told Usmagazine.com at the show's finale party last night (that Spencer wasn't invited to). "I love Spencer and I have always said that," he told the mag. "It's not about any animosity towards each other."

That wasn't the case for the last year or so though, when Spencer thought Brody was a traitor for choosing Lauren Conrad's friendship over his. But gossip blogger Perez Hilton said that Brody and Spencer's reconciliation is so real that it didn't even happen in front of the cameras.

"I wish Spencer the best," Brody lamented. "We took a different path and I respect his path. I do what I do and he does what he does."

What good is this to me if I don't get to see them hug it out to Lauren's horror?

Well, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's on-again-off-again relationship was featured heavily in the season 3 send-off, so why weren't the terrible twosome at the show's finale bash?

"Not invited," says Heidi's rep.

WHAT?

When a reporter asked Speidi's main nemesis, Lauren Conrad, if it was weird that the duo were no-shows, LC simply said, “It’s not weird to me." Then she insisted she had nothing to do with them not being there or otherwise.

“I have no control over the guest list,” she said.

Uh-huh.

Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag still hate each other, but not enough to give up being on the cover of Rolling Stone. The fighting duo, along with Hills pals Audrina "I Got Naked Because I Was Trusting" Partridge and Whitney Port, grace the new issue of the mag. And this wasn't one of those "shot separately" sort of things -- I doubt the magazine would stand for that -- they were both at the same shoot -- they just didn't socialize or stand near each other.

The girls were also breathing the same air last night, as they both attended the Scarlet HD TV Series bash in Los Angeles. Heidi gave her usual line regarding Lauren, "I really pray for her," she told UsMagazine.com, while Lauren's BFF, Lo Bosworth, who's obviously some sort of reality TV second class citizen (where is she on the RS cover?), took her own jab at Heidi.

"I wasn't aware that Heidi was an especially religious gal," the sass-pot cracked. "But if she wants to pray, she can pray all she wants."

Lauren rolled her eyes at the Heidi's comment and said, "That’s really nice of her.'

Will it ever end?