I swear I just said to my cohort Jacki, "I think I'm going to run to the beach for a few hours today -- which means Angelina Jolie will probably have her babies because I'm not near my computer."

I was kidding, Angie!

Well, she hasn't popped just yet (and thankfully I'm already back from day in the sand) but Angie has checked into to a hospital in the south of France -- and the babies should be here at some point.

"There's no urgency," hospital representative Nadine Bauer told the Associated Press. "[Angie's admittance has] been planned for a long time."

The rep also said so far, so good for the newest Brangeloonies., "She's very well. Everything is fine."

As you know, Angie is awaiting the birth of her fifth and six children, with partner Brad Pitt.

Hang on to you hats, peeps, the madness is about to begin...

Our friends over at Popsugar.com scored the first photos of new mom Jennifer Lopez in a bikini!

Jen, hubby Marc Anthony, and the twins, Max and Emme, are currently hanging out in Tenerife, Spain, where the whole clan is spending some time soaking up the sun. Let me tell you, Jen looks pretty damn good for a girl who gave birth to two babies just a bit ago.

And, yes, if you're wondering, her booty is still magnificent.

Check out the pics and let me know what you think of Jen's body, those cutie babes, and, if you must, Marc.

New parents Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony took time out from tending to their newborn twins to make an appearance at the premiere of Paramount Pictures' Shine A Light, in NYC on Saturday night.

Jen, looking pretty damn good, caked on the concealer, no doubt trying to hide the dark circles from all of those late night feedings. Marc should have done the same -- look at those bags!

They should really think about skipping the movie premieres and opt for a good night's sleep.

Mister Rogers?!

Yes, methinks Kanye West's fashion sense these days has been inspired by none other than the late Fred Rogers, who made comfy cardigans and tennis sneakers cool attire for middle-aged men across the nation. Kanye's not exactly in that demo, but he's a celeb and celebs can make almost any look hip.

I wonder if Mr. McFeeley sees the resemblance.

For more celebrity twins, check out our Celebrity Look-Alikes photo gallery.

Just saw this photo of Jessica Simpson's former lovah John Mayer shopping in Soho. Doesn't he look like Orlando Bloom -- circa 2005 -- with a better 'do? Never gave John much thought but he's definitely become, dare I say it, more studly as of late.

Studly is such a lame word. Sorry.

See more celebrity twins -- and vote on whether or not you see the resemblence -- in iVillage's Celebrity Look-alikes gallery.

Wowsers -- who knew that Sofia Vergara and Catherine Zeta-Jones look so similar?

Sofia, who is divorced and has a son, is from Columbia. The 5'7 stunner has appeared on Hot Properties, Knights of Prosperity, but is better known for briefly dating Tom Cruise. Whoever talked her out of going down that road is genius. He hooked up with Katie Holmes right after.

You know Catherine... At 5'8, Cat stands slightly taller than Sofia. She's also a mum -- she has two cute kids with Michael Douglas. (I'm reserving my opinion of whether I find him cute.) She can currently be seen in the film No Reservations. And, as my sister Joyce likes to say, "Catherine Zeta-Jones never makes a bad movie." I agreed with that statement... till I read the reviews of No Res. Better luck next time, Mrs. Douglas.

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