Um, can you say desperate for attention?

Lindsay Lohan posted this topless photo of herself (from January) on Twitter Monday -- and tagged E! Online's Ben Lyons and gossip guru Perez Hilton in the caption.

"OLD PHOTOS," she wrote. "I'm THAT bored."

I mean, can you get anymore obvious and pathetic? It's so sad. Girl needs a hobby.

Is Lindsay Lohan getting her kicks from stealing?

According to one source, Lilo's extreme interest in a set of jewelry at a recent photo shoot, worth about $400,000, has made her a prime suspect now that the bling has disappeared. It seems the accessories coincidentally went missing just as Linds left.

"(Lindsay) kept going on about the jewels, asking if she could have them," an insider at the photo shoot revealed. "We all thought she was joking!"

This isn't the first time old Sticky Fingers Lohan has been accused of taking what doesn't belong to her. In 2007, Page Six reported that Linds pocketed some Louis Vuitton samples during an Elle magazine photo shoot, while last year she was accused of stealing some other chick's fur coat at a party.

"We inquired and everyone from the shoot is being questioned," Linds' peeps told People.com. "Hair, make up, stylist ... even photographers. Lindsay hopes they find the jewels. She is happy to cooperate."

A spokesperson for Elle U.K. says that they are in no way insinuating that Lindsay is the culprit. "I can confirm on behalf of Elle magazine, that items of jewelry went missing from an Elle photoshoot ... and the matter is now being investigated by the police," she states. "Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make."

Elle's not rocking the boat with Lilo, but it is kind of curious, no? 

"Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!" Linds Twittered Monday, coincidentally as she and Sam were seen waiting at the airport together. "Great news to share!! Maybe .... ;)" she added.

Lindsay and Sam have both been in London for the last few days but were never photographed hanging together and stayed in separate hotels.

The girls have been slowly making their way back to each other, as Lindsay was snapped leaving Sam's house in the early morning light on a number of occasions in the last couple of months.

"They haven't started fighting yet, but they are back together as far as Lindsay is concerned," says a source close to the lovebirds. "Lindsay has been doing so much better and has been giving Sam her space. She is really dedicated to making it work."

Happy for Linds -- she really seems to love Sam. Hope it works out.

Surveillance photos show a 4-door gray Dodge Magnum station wagon with paper plates and custom wheels parked in front of the starlet's home.

"While the driver stayed inside, the passenger suspect stepped out of the vehicle, walked through a gate and entered the backyard of the residence," police said in a statement.

"Investigators believed that the suspect tried to gain entry by using an unknown type tool to pry open a back window and door. After the unsuccessful attempt, the suspects drove off."

So, it turns out that the two unidentified men who were seen on video didn't actually make it into LiLo's home -- they just tripped the alarm -- which means that the mess was still the result of Lindsay's piggy ways.

So, no apology for her.

Lilo will star in a new indie-fantasy comedy called The Other Side with Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette.. She will play a grad student who, "while spending the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island, discovers a group of wacky locals who are hiding a secret about a tragedy that took place years ago."

Sounds like a scorcher. She may not want to throw those classifieds away just yet.

Lindsay Lohan's house is such a wreck that police thought she was robbed. How ridiculous is that?

According to the Associated Press, the alarm at Lilo's Hollywood home went off and police responded. When they arrived they found the place completely trashed and assumed there was a break-in.

In actuality, Lindsay is just a slob and nothing was missing. The alarm tripped by accident and the cops just found a mess. One officer on the scene actually had to ask, "Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?"

Jeez, get a maid. 

Is it Halloween?

Nope, it's May --  but Lindsay Lohan decided to blow off some steam last night by tossing eggs at the paparazzi outside of her home! Check out her terrible aim above.

Hey Lindsay, next time, I suggest a Super Soaker water gun. They will run much faster.

Lilo says she was blindsided by the breakup earlier this month, saying it "Came out of nowhere. I had no idea what was going on. I just hadn't seen her in, like, a week. She, like, disappeared," the actress revealed.

But Linds insists infidelity was not a factor in the demise of their relationship. "I don't believe in cheating on someone," she told Ellen.

Still, as hurt as she is, Lindsay says that maybe this time apart will best for her and her career.

"You know when people are together so much it gets really difficult and you forget who you are because you're more concerned about being with the other person," Linds said. "I think it's been really good for me. I thought it would be so much harder and it hasn't been. My sister's been here with me." 

But it seems like Lindsay may still be hanging on to the hope that she and Sam can work things out.

"I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens," she said. "Maybe when we're fully in the right place. And I love her."

Wouldn't it just be like Lindsay Lohan to become a Las Vegas showgirl?

It's probably not the showgirl you are thinking of -- no feathers or casino floats (at least I don't think) -- but LiLo has been approached by the director of Peepshow, a new Las Vegas revue, to join the cast.

"I think she would be great in the show," Peepshow's director Jerry Mitchell told People.com. "I would need to meet with her and dance a bit as I would with anyone who would love to be a part of Peepshow."

If she does join, Lindsay would be taking over a role from Dancing With the Stars champ Kelly Monaco. And it's a role that would have the actress revealing a whole lot of her bod.

"When the character strips she does it because she has learned to be strong by the other character/dancers in the show, and by watching them take charge with their considerable assets," Jerry said. "I am sure I could do the same for Miss Lohan. The show is a perfect match for Lindsay and her beauty as well as her acting talents."

And it's a perfect match for her because, um, she has no other job right now.

Lindsay Lohan is dealing with her split from Samantha Ronson in a very girl-like way. First thing she did, you know, after talking to Us Weekly about how alone she is, was dye her hair back to red and get some new tattoos.

With her sister, Ali Lohan, tagging along, Lindsay stopped by the Shamrock Social Club in West Hollywood for some new ink on Tuesday, then took Wednesday to change her locks.

Unfortunately, I doubt these acts of rebellion are going to do LiLo any good. Like my mama always said, "you can change your outside as much as you want, but it's your insides that could use the work." 

(Okay, fine, my mother would never say that, it just seemed to kind of fit.)

Enter Lindsay's paternal grandmother, Marilyn Lohan, who spoke to People.com about her granddaughter's recent woes.

"We'd all like to reach out to her," LiLo's Long Island nana said. "We're all here for her and we'd love to see her. Me, as a grandmother, I'd like to try and help her out, but she's not here, she's in L.A. I think she needs her family in her life, but they're not. They should be. I haven't seen her in over a year. I don't know what happened. I'm heartbroken."

As for Lindsay's trouble, Marilyn blames it all on Linds' early success.

"What happened is that it was too much too fast. And she was on her own too early. She was too young," she says. "And they get into that party scene. It's very hard for them." 

But ever the supporter, as grandmothers tend to be, Marilyn is optimistic.

"She's very talented," she said of Linds. "She always was. I know she'll come back."

And Michael Lohan obviously couldn't take let an opportunity pass to get his two cents in, regarding his daughter's split form Samantha Ronson.

"I'm concerned. It's a hard time when a relationship ends. It's never easy. I know she loved Samantha," he says. "Lindsay is a strong girl. She has a huge heart."

The Lohans are like Gremlins -- they just keep multiplying. 

Ugh, I hate when crazy celebrities have to go and make me feel sorry for them, especially when it's so much more fun to just make fun.

Well, Lindsay Lohan is doing a hell of a job tugging at my heart-strings, as she tells the new issue of Us Weekly that she's basically falling apart since her split from Samantha Ronson.

"It's absolute hell," Lindsay said in a series of crying interviews with the mag, saying she's "so alone" without Sam.

"Everyone's turned on me," said the actress. Telling the magazine that the night that she and Sam had their big fight at the Bar Chateau, Nicole Richie walked by her and said "Uck," while Drea De Matteo said, "Come at me, b*tch."

LOL.

Sorry -- that's just funny to imagine.

Back to the story -- friends of Lindsay's say that Sam had been trying to break up with LiLo for the past month, but that Lindsay kept threatening to kill herself -- which Lindsay denied.

"I'm just really hurt!" she said. "The whole situation is sick."

Hate to say it, Linds, but talking to Us Weekly probably isn't the best way to patch things up.

Though Sam's mom and sister recently inquired about slapping a restraining order on Lindsay Lohan, Sam's lawyer says the deejay has no interest in legally keeping her ex away.

"Samantha has no plan to request a restraining order. There is no basis for one," David Bass told People.com.

An additional source concurs that getting the police involved was in no way what Lindsay's former love wanted.

"Sam does not want a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan. Sam had nothing to do with the restraining order against Lindsay that the police are talking about," the insider blabbed. "Sam and Lindsay are broken up, but Sam does not feel she's in any danger whatsoever. She thinks the whole thing is absurd. " 

So much so that another spy says that the girls "are totally communicating."

Hmmmm. Will they be back in each other's arms despite Sam's family's objection? How very, um, Juliet and Juliet.

Lindsay Lohan is back whining to E! News that she's a "really good person," and wishes "people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be."

Here's my advice Lindsay -- stop giving us reasons to think that you are. The actress told E! that it's the public that is keeping her down. She has aspirations, I tell you!

"I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie," the actress swore. "I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it. I'd like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design cloths, make music, write books..."

"I move forward and I change. Life's too short not to," she continued. "If people would just leave my personal life alone - because it's really not that interesting - then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting."

Well, that's the way to get everyone back in your corner, Linds, hurl insults at your fans. Ugh, she's so annoying. STOP TALKING.

You know, if Lindsay Lohan was trying to come off as a mature adult in the new issue of Nylon, she's failing miserably.

Lindsay, who has been in one mess of trouble after another, complains that nobody wants to hire her.

"It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working. And I have a house to pay for now.'... and there's been some things I've really wanted to do," she says in April's issue.

"Like the one movie I've wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland," she continues. "But, um, that didn't work out... it is what it is."

She said that the producer told her "'You're not right for the part, and that's it.' That's how I like to hear it...I can take it, I'm a big girl. Obviously, you don't want me. I don't want to do something that somebody doesn't want me to be involved in anyway."

Wahh, wahh, wahh. Can you hear her feet stamping?

But LiLo does say that she's "talking to a lot of people right now" -- and trying to get in touch with some others.

"One is Sean Penn -- I spoke to him the other day. We're trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won't call us back.  So call us back, Seth, if you're reading this!"

Yeah, I find it hard to believe that Seth isn't calling Oscar-winning actor Sean Penn back. Stop stalking all your imaginary friends, Lindsay, before they get restraining orders against you.

Hey all -- I'm back and I missed you -- let's dish!

So, Lindsay Lohan is back in trouble with the law (it was so quiet on the Lilo front for a while), as an arrest warrant has been issued for the actress.

"A warrant was in fact issued Friday for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan," a police statement read. "The circumstances leading to the issuance by the court are not readily available at this time. It is our hope that Ms. Lohan will surrender herself so this matter can be resolved in at timely manner."

Lindsay's wanted for something in connection with her 2007 DUI arrest, in which she is serving three years probation. A hearing is scheduled for Monday and Lindsay is supposed to attend.

All the hoopla doesn't seem to be bothering the starlet, who was out partying on Saturday night with friends and, somehow, ended up at Jack Nicholson's house.

I don't even want to imagine what went on there. Eww.

Even though Access Hollywood claimed that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have split, and that Linds packed up her leggings and moved out, the actress has gone on record to say she and her honey are still very much together.

"We did not break up," LiLo wrote her MySpace blog. "Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, I saw, I read, etc... Not True."

There were all kinds of rumors that the girls had a big falling out while in Miami for New Year's, but, apparently, all is just champagne and roses for the lovebirds.

Seriously, if Lindsay and Sam break up, you know Lindsay is going to be back to getting into all kinds of trouble. Sam is her rock.

"Thanks for all your messages," Sam wrote on her MySpace blog. "I'm home and all good. Was just pretty exhausted from traveling and working too much to buy Chanukah gifts and my Jewish mother was worried about me." 

Lindsay accompanied her gf to see the doc and is making sure Sam has everything she needs.

"I had good company and a Jerry's Deli delivery of chicken soup and potato pancakes and am feeling much better. [I] am back to watching all my favorite Jerry Bruckheimer shows."

I'm always so puzzled by celebs going to the hospital because they are tired. Just go to bed, right?

I'm sorry, but I think this is funny.

Lindsay Lohan got a bag of flour dumped on her by an anti-fur activist, as the starlet left a Paris nightclub early Saturday morning.

Lilo was hanging with girlfriend Samantha Ronson, who was working the Paris' V.I.P. club, when a French activist doused Lindsay, who was wearing a black fur stole. The crazy flour kamikaze woman then called Linds a "fur hag." 

The nightclub's owner reportedly helped Lindsay get cleaned up and, the next day, Sam defended her girl on her MySpace blog. 

"The girl who threw [the flour] acted like an animal herself," she wrote. "I take that back, it's an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. Nice job, lady."

Okay, let me just step back for a minute and think about the seriousness of this.

Nope, still funny. 

Well, Harper's Bazaar must be giving themselves a big pat on the back, as they've got, pretty much, the first interview with Lindsay Lohan in which she actually opens up about her sexual preferences.

"I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing," Lilo tells the December issue, about girlfriend Samantha Ronson. "I think it's no shock to anyone that it's been going on for quite some time. ... She's a wonderful person and I love her very much."

As for some other hard questions, Lindsay says she's not a lesbian, but has she been with a girl before Sam? 

"I don't know. Maybe," she said.

Does she consider herself bisexual?

"Maybe. Yeah."

"I don't want to classify myself," the actress explains. "First of all, you never know what's going to happen -- tomorrow, in a month, a year from now, five years from now. I appreciate people, and it doesn't matter who they are, and I feel blessed to be able to feel comfortable enough with myself that I can say that."

As for her sordid past that landed her in rehab for a bunch of months, Lindsay says that's all behind her now -- and she's moving on.

"I did it to myself, and I have to deal with the consequences," she says. "I'm thankful for what I can take out of it. Now I feel clear. That's my past, and I'm a different person now. I have goals and I'm working to achieve them. I'm not hanging out with people who are out every night getting f----d up.

"And I think that I'm happy."

She seems happy -- and healthy. Maybe Sam was just what Lindsay needed.

Nikki will be playing "an assistant over at Mode rival Elle magazine who befriends Betty but seems to have ulterior motives."

Ever since Lindsay Lohan's guest role on the show was cut, rumors have been swirling that Betty's star, America Ferrrera, doesn't really love sharing the spotlight. But America should heed this warning, Nikki can kick some serious ass -- she's due in court on Dec. 1, to answer to charges of common assault and actual bodily harm for allegedly giving a major beat-down Top Model's Bianca Golden.

You might want to try and be welcoming, America...

Sources say that Lindsay Lohan's six-episode gig on ABC's Ugly Betty got cut short, after Lilo and the show's star, America Ferrera, had some beef. Actually, an insider said that Lindsay's behavior pissed off a lot of people.

"It was a mess. Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people," a production source told Page Six. "She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to repaint her dressing room it was such a mess." 

The spy said that Lindsay "would obsessively cut pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was creating some sort of scrapbook and refused to go on set until America was there - it was a power play."

Then things got really dirty when, while rehearsing for an episode entitled "Granny Panties," where Betty pulls down Lindsay's character's pants, Lindsay was going commando and America "de-pantsed" her when she wasn't supposed to.

But a friend of Lindsay's says her pal was so wearing undies!

"Bullsh*t! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now," the friend said. "She was wearing a G-string. And it was America's fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn't supposed to pull Lindsay's pants down - but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying."

The pal also blames America for any issues on set, saying, "America was mean to Lindsay. Producers give her too much power. Lindsay didn't do the last two episodes because America didn't like her and got her kicked off."

America's peeps would only say, "America is grateful to have had her on the show and thinks everyone should tune in to see how great the episodes are."

Lindsay's rep countered, "Lindsay was scheduled for six episodes and is appearing in four but had a lovely time."

How veiled were those statements? 

Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro are seeking unspecified damages in the case. According to the lawsuit filed in a Santa Monica court, the men say Lindsay "angry and aggressive" and that they "felt surprise, shock, fear and panic at Lohan's surprising and sudden act."

Nobody was hurt in the chase (and Lilo did spend 84 whole minutes in jail), but the boys are claiming the Ms. Lohan's Wild Ride was traumatic.

"Dante and Jakon continued to implore Lohan to slow down, stating specifically that she was endangering all of their lives and that they could be killed," the lawsuit says. "Lohan refused to slow or stop, but instead responded with abusive cursing and vulgar language, including a statement that she did not care about the risk of death. She also stated that because she was a celebrity she could do whatever she wants."

So , what does Lindsay's camp say about this?

"Absurd," was the word her attorney used. "These guys had the night of their lives, playing with the radio and leaving the vehicle at one point and getting back in."

What's your take on this? Should Lindsay pay up? Does it matter that nobody was hurt, or if, by chance, the boys were having a good time while Lilo went bonkers?

NON-SPOILER ALERT!

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson ARE dating. They said so.

Sam called in to the radio show Loveline to talk about the Travis Barker/DJ AM jet crash. After discussing that for a while with radio host Stryker, Sam gave the phone to Lindsay. They talked for a bit and then Stryker asked LiLo the big question -- totally going for it.

"Now you and Samantha have been going out for how long now?" he asked. "Two years? One year? Five months? Two months?"

Lindsay gave a small laugh and said, "A very long time."

Stryker then told her that they make a lovely couple and Lindsay thanked him.

There you have it. Case closed.

Lindsay Lohan still isn't coming right out and admitting that she and gal pal Samantha Ronson are romantically involved, but she does talk a plenty about the the deejay in her new interview with Marie Claire -- and even says they've gotten matching tattoos.

"Samantha has a bunch of stars, so I got that," LiLo said, referring to a star tattoo on her hand. Then, pointing to a little heart, she says, "she got this."

And as much as Lindsay's dad, Michael Lohan, would like us to believe that Sam is the root of all evil, Lindsay says that her BFF has been nothing but a light in her life.

"I'm really happy," the starlet said, addressing her life with Sam. "She's a great person. And she's a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that's changed [in] my life is because of me. I've gone through it, and I've learned to deal with it and I've made the decision to move forward."

So, what's next for the girls? A new home, or so it seems. Linds admitted to the mag that she's looking to buy a place "with someone," but wouldn't name names. But, of course, we all know it's Sam -- the girls have been inseparable for months now, and Lindsay has never been healthier.

Good for her.  
 

You'd think the Lohans would stop their bickering for a minute now. But no.

Lindsay Lohan's paternal grandfather, Richard Lohan, has passed away from colon cancer.

Michael Lohan told OK! on Thursday, "My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina's [Lohan] attorney. Let's see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral.

He continued, "THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that's par for the course with Dina! She didn't even send a card or visit when he was sick."

Here's my question -- why is Michael talking to a tabloid minutes after his father died? You wanna talk about sick...

Lindsay is steaming over her dad, Michael Lohan's, big mouth and recent comments to the press, regarding his daughter's relationship with Sam.

"He’s out of control,” LiLo told Access Hollywood from the set of Ugly Betty. “I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love,” she said.

Sam has also reacted to the recent attack on her character, and the rumor that she was in the process of writing a tell-all book. She posted this yesterday on her blog:

 "i really don't want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life- i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i'm not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it's safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?"

These girls are no nonsense -- and I have to side with them. Michael Lohan, please, go far, far, away and shut, shut your mouth.