She may have soul, but rockin' British songbird Amy Winehouse ain't got much meat on them bones! And according to TMZ, it's because lollipops are the main staple of the "Rehab" singer's diet. Pouffy-haired pop star Amy was recently photographed outside a candy shop in London, where she handed out the pops to paps.

If this talented gal keeps up her steady diet of candy and alcohol, she'll likely end up in rehab too -- or the hospital. Get healthy, Wino!

The cast of Ugly Betty is looking forward to a guest appearance by Victoria Beckham this season, Usmagazine.com reports. Executive Producer Marco Pennette confirmed that Posh Spice would show up on the series, possibly to play a bridesmaid. “There's a wedding involved with her storyline,” he confided, then joked, “But we want her husband (soccer star David Beckham) on set. It's one of the requirements.”

Betty’s womanizing boss played by Eric Mabius is excited to work with the beautiful Brit. “She catches a lot of flak in the press in England, and I don’t know why exactly, because she’s a very eloquent, highly functioning, brilliant woman,” said Eric. “I went to the UK Glamour awards so I spent a little bit of time with her, and she couldn’t have been sweeter and more well-spoken -- just cool.”

Perhaps Posh's primetime spot will turn into a full-time job. Hollywood is the place to be for TV, after all.

This just in, hot off the TMZ presses: A pregnant Nicole Richie, accompanied by her boyfriend/baby daddy Joel Madden, was just sentenced by a L.A. County Superior Courtroom commissioner to serve four days in jail for her wrong-way DUI bust in December . This is her second DUI conviction in four years.

Nicole has the choice (?!) to serve four days in the City or County Jail, and she got credit for a fifth day, for the six hours she initially served after being busted. She was also fined $2,048, was ordered back to school for 21 days to an alcohol education course and will be on probation for three years. Plus, she must report to serve her time by September 28.

Though this seems like a light sentence (especially when compared to Paris Hilton), the commissioner did sternly warn her that if she ever drove drunk again and actually killed someone, she'd be charged with murder -- not manslaughter. Well, that makes us feel a lot better.

Nicole is expected to give birth sometime in January. Crazy!

Has anyone ever heard of Imari Seduction perfume by Avon? According to Perez, award-winning actress and former American Idol-er Jennifer Hudson is now peddling their smelly wares.

Liz Smith, Avon executive vice president, gushed, "Avon is a company dedicated to empowering women, and we believe that our Avon Representatives and their customers will be truly inspired by Jennifer's dream-come-true success story."

Will you rush out to buy J.Hud's eau de toilette?

Supermodel-turned-TV-host Tyra Banks doesn't need a man for his money,
but it doesn't hurt! According to The New York Daily News, Tyra is dating handsome, 6-foot-3 investment banker John Utendahl of Wall Street's Utendahl Capital Partners.

Rumor has it her new relationship is part of the reason "The Tyra Banks Show" just announced plans to move from Los Angeles to New York City. Coincidence? We think not.

FYI: Following Oprah, Tyra is reportedly the 7th highest paid daytime star on television, with an annual salary of $3.5 million. See, we told ya she doesn't need the banker boyfriend's bucks!

Proud new parents Naomi Watts, 38, and Liev Schreiber, 39, welcomed their first child, a healthy baby boy, on Thursday at 3:59 p.m. in Los Angeles People.com has confirmed. The delivery was first announced by Life & Style Magazine. A rep for Watts says Alexander Pete Schreiber weighs 8 lbs., 4 oz, and is 22.5 inches long.

Liev himself first announced the baby news on air to Conan O'Brien, saying their child would not be named after himself. "It's an awful name," he said. "It's probably the most oft-mispronounced name in showbiz." Somewhere, Djimon Hounsou is shaking his head.

Congrats to the new parents!

Not only did Britney Spears and her bodyguard get in altercation with a photographer that resulted in her son Sean Preston being accidentally hit in Las Vegas, now Brit's fighting a new battle with her ex-hubby Kevin Federline. According to Usmagazine.com, K-Fed is demanding the troubled pop star return to Los Angels because she does not have written permission to take their kids out of state. A source tells Us, "She needs written permission and she never got it or alerted people she was leaving. I'm sure Kevin's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is mulling over how to handle this."

It seems like it's only a matter of time before Brit loses custody of her boys all together. Sad -- but apparently necessary.

It may be more accurate to call them hostages: The three men in the car with Lindsay Lohan on that infamous Tuesday morning are now speaking out about their terror ride with the starlet. TMZ interviewed Dante Nigro (assistant Tarin Graham's boyfriend), Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake who claim that Lindsay invited them to a party in Malibu, and was never without a drink throughout the evening. Later, Lindsay and Tarin got into a fight, at which point the assistant quit, enraging the actress. Lindsay then jumped behind the wheel of Dante's Denali with the guys inside (Tarin had just fled the scene in her own car) and began chasing her assistant. Ronnie, scared, jumped out and says Lindsay ran over his foot but just kept going!

Lindsay allegedly sped along the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu -- at approximately 100 MPH -- while her terrified passengers pleaded with her to stop. They claim she yelled, "If you touch me I'll sue you" and "I'm a celebrity. I'm not going to get in trouble." She continued to chase Tarin, but lost her, so decided she'd try to intercept the girl at her mother's home in Santa Monica. As Lindsay pulled in the driveway, the mother was coincidentally in her own car about to pull in too, but became frightened and pulled out. According to the guys, Lindsay then began to chase her at 80 MPH through Santa Monica, breezing through many red lights.

When police finally arrived on the scene, Dante claims that Lindsay told the officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid (Jakon) was driving." Dante and Jakon reportedly watched Lindsay flunk her field sobriety test, saying when she tried to touch her nose, she almost fell over.

Check out TMZ's video footage of the guys recounting their experience, then decide for yourself whether Lindsay Lohan is a victim of the media or a victimizer herself.

Did Angelina Jolie give the OK to this? Page Six reports that Brad Pitt and ex-girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow are reuniting for a new film called Dirty Tricks, a political drama about the aftermath of the Watergate scandal. Annette Bening, Meryl Streep and Sharon Stone co-star. The film marks the first time the former flames have appeared on screen together in nearly 12 years (they last co-starred in Seven).

We wonder what Jennifer Aniston will make of all this. Hmmm.

As far as Hilary Duff is concerned, Nicole Richie can keep Joel Madden. Lil' Hil has a new and improved boy toy, New York Islanders' center Mike Comrie. TMZ reports that the pop star/actress/mini mogul was spotted having dinner at Santa Monica's Giorgio Baldi restaurant with the hockey player and heir to Canada's Brick Warehouse fortune (similar to Sears or J.C. Penny in the States).

Sources say the cute couple have been getting busy together ever since a recent weekend of jet skiing in Idaho. He sounds like a keeper to us!

Little sister Ali Lohan, 13, is the latest member of the Lohan clan to pipe up about Lindsay Lohan's troubles. Ali sent a rambling message to VH1's 24Sizzler on Wednesday. Here's the condensed version:

"I think that the whole reason why my sister is upset with herself and not as confident, is because of my dad not being around, and always staying out late and not coming home for days... I just want my sister to stick through this okay, and my mother and brothers and I are there for my sister 100% and have always been... our family is like a normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of Lindsay's fame... Lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine. I know this for a fact. My sister is just like a normal sister. Her and I have so much in common. My mother and sister are huge inspirations to me..."

Meanwhile, Dina Lohan's friend Gina Glickman, the Lohan family's unofficial spokeswoman, told Entertainment Tonight Lindsay's version of the story. According to Gina, "The cocaine was not Lindsay's; she was wearing someone else's pants."

Someone else's pants? C'mon.

She went on to say, "For the past two years, Dina's been trying to get Lindsay to leave (Los Angeles)... Obviously she's been going through a tough time and it would be best for her to come to N.Y., to be with her family right now, take some time off, get into a rehab center... her life is at risk. Lindsay suffers an addiction. It's not about Lindsay's career right now. It's about saving her life...Dina and Lindsay have been talking every hour. They're texting constantly, they're on the phone. Not only does Dina have to deal with Lindsay's crisis right now, but she also has to appear in court this Friday and Monday because she's in a custody battle for all four of her children."

Should Dina Lohan have custody of her kids? Look how Lindsay turned out!

Possibly pregnant and soon-to-be on trial Nicole Richie has been MIA this summer, keeping a very low profile while she tours the country (and Chili's restaurants, malls, etc.) with Good Charlotte boyfriend Joel Madden. But according to Usmagazine.com, the Simple Life starlet will make a media comeback of sorts next week when she sits down for an interview with Diane Sawyer. The interviews will air in three segments: Aug. 2 on ABC's Good Morning America and Aug. 3 Good Morning America and 20/20.

This will be the first time Nicole has spoken since rumors started swirling that she is with child. She's also likely to address the issue of her upcoming court date (Aug. 16) to face that pesky DUI charge.

What do you think: Will Nicole finally acknowledge that growing "baby bump"?

It's about time! On the eve of his Bourne Ultimatum premiere, actor Matt Damon was honored with a well-deserved 2,343th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Wednesday, reports Just Jared. He also recently had his handprints and footprints cemented at the legendary Grauman's Chinese Theater alongside George Clooney and Brad Pitt.

Matt was accompanied by his wife Luciana Barroso, his mother Nancy
Carlsson-Paige, Mayor of Hollywood Johnny Grant, Bourne director
Paul Greengrass and a slew of fans.

"I can't believe I'm standing on a star with my name on it. I'm going to show my kids that," Matt gushed during the ceremony. "A few times in my life I've had these experiences that are just... too big to process and this looks like... one of those times." Awww. Everybody loves a humble superstar.

Matt went on to joke, "Ben (Affleck) and I lived in a really crappy apartment about five blocks away from here and we used to walk up and down here. It'll probably sink in when I've walked down the street in about six months and see someone
peeing on my star."

Twinkle, twinkle? More like tinkle, tinkle.

Sounds like John Mayer's been hitting the peace pipe again. This week, the "Continuum" crooner blogged about the incident at his concert last weekend where 63 people were arrested for underage drinking, reports TMZ.com. Of the 63 people arrested, "55 were named Kyle," John joked. He also feigned shock that those who are under 21 would want to drink at his shows, asking, "What were you thinking? You have your whole life to engage in underage drinking. What's the hurry? I didn't start underage drinking until I was 26." Har-har-har.

The wannabe comic then warned, "If I happen to be walking backstage and I see any of you young men passed out drunk on a stretcher, make no mistake about it, you will come-to in front of your disappointed parents with a face full of Sharpie and the sneaking suspicion that you've been teabagged by one of Time Magazine's 100 most influential people of 2007." Hmmm. We wonder if John's penchant for teabagging was the straw that broke the camel's balls -- oops! back -- leading to his break up with Jessica Simpson?

Nah, she probably liked it!

Animal loving heiress Paris Hilton already owns a menagerie of pets, but she couldn't resist adding a new puppy to her furry family. According to People.com, Paris adopted a young male Chihuahua from Pets of Bel Air in Los Angeles on Wednesday. This is the same store where Britney Spears bought a $3,000 Yorkie pup less than two weeks ago.

"She loved the puppy, she was all smiles and carried him out of the store in her arms," an onlooker reports. A store employee said Paris was "so sweet." Seems like those dogs really tame her inner beastie!

Paris, who has said that she really missed her pets while doing time in prison, also recently bought a new Yorkie named Cinderella, owns another (now infamous) Chihuahua named Tinkerbell, and a variety of other pets. (Back in 2005, she was forced to give up her kinkajou, Baby Luv, because the exotic species was illegal to own.)

If only someone could keep her on a leash!

Just hours before Lindsay Lohan's latest DUI bust, her lawyer Blair Berk received a signal the starlet was in trouble and tried desperately (though clearly failed) to find her. TMZ reports that the SCRAM device Lindsay agreed to wear on her ankle sounded an alarm notifying the designated person (Berk) when alcohol abuse was detected. Less than two hours after the SCRAM device signaled, Lindsay was in police custody. Better luck next time!

To, uh, celebrate her second DUI arrest, the mean girls at Madame Tussauds dressed their wax version of Lindsay Lohan in a stylish black and white prison uniform. They gave the wax Paris Hilton similar treatment last month.

She looks kinda cute, no?

Forever your girl? Not quite. Paula Abdul was recently fired via e-mail from the live-action movie Bratz, Page Six reports.

Reality TV cameras caught her tearful reaction, so be sure to tune in to this week's episode of Bravo's "Hey Paula." The "American Idol" judge claimed she was the film's choreographer, costume designer and executive producer, but a source says,  "Paula was not ever really a part of the movie, and she was a night mare to deal with. There was no way that was going to work."

Paula clearly thinks the studio is a bunch of cold hearted snakes, and can be seen screaming to the TV cameras, "How can they treat me this way?" A rep for Lionsgate stated, "We love Paula, and we were sorry the partnership wasn't able to come together."

Bratz hits theaters on August 3. Hooray.

After Britney Spears' latest round of wacky behavior, her ex-hubby Kevin Federline wants sole custody of their two children, reports MSNBC.com via Life & Style Magazine. Brit is asking K-Fed to sign a joint custody agreement, but apparently he has refused.

"Kevin is convinced she's not fit to raise the kids," a close source told the magazine. "He's done tolerating her behavior and is gearing up to fight for full custody."

Britney's latest bad mama behavior includes driving with her younger son Jayden facing forward in his car seat, not backward as federal guidelines require, and earlier this month he was photographed grabbing for her cigarettes. Last week, she peeled down to her panties on a beach in front of photographers, not to mention the infamously gone-awry OK! shoot.

Maybe K-Fed knows best after all!

The Goddess of Love she ain't: According to The New York Daily News, Paris Hilton should have a scarlet letter "X" tattooed on her taut tummy as far as Greece's biggest shipping families are concerned. Sources say a group of parents have banded together to make sure their sons don't even think about marrying Paris.

"Letters have been exchanged between them," claims a knowledgeable Greek society source. "It's fine that they dated her, but they don't want her in their families." You hear that, Stavros Niarchos, Paris Latsis and Chris Contogouris? (We're not sure if Mark Philippoussis counts, since he's only half-Greek.)

Although the former jailbird is currently dating T-shirt designer Tyler Atkins, Paris does seem to favor billionaire Greek boys whose families specialize in big oil tankers. Who wouldn't?

Apparently the issue isn't money, it's class -- which Greek families take very seriously. X-rated videos and prison time haven't helped her image, either. Paris Latsis' mother, socialite Marianna Latsis, reportedly refused to meet the American heiress during her son's five-month engagement in 2005. A spokesman for the Latsis family could not be reached, but a friend of the Niarchos family says: "[Stavros] is a big boy. They don't need to talk to him, because he can handle himself. Yes, everybody knows she's
trouble. But he doesn't need his family to tell him who to date."

Paris recently stayed at currently platonic pal Niarchos' place in Hawaii just after getting out of the slammer. The pair have dated on-again, off-again for a while, and were briefly engaged.

Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart is seeking help from the courts in order to spend more time with his 9-month-old son Cole by ex-girlfriend Brynn Cameron, reports People.com.

"I love Cole more than anything or anyone," the footballer said in an exclusive statement. "I also really care about his mom and would never say anything disparaging about her. I want to help him experience life's lessons that were taught to me by my mom and dad."

Meanwhile, baby mama Brynn has been criticizing his parenting. She told the Ventura County Star that she often reads about Matt saying he loves being a dad, but that she is the one who spends "99.9 percent of the time" with their son and that "it's been hard when I'm doing all the work, but he gets all the credit."

But Matt claims that isn't the full story."I don't know if Cole's mother is motivated by anger or by financial gain, but it is my sincere hope that one day we will be
able to effectively co-parent our son who we both love very much."

If only he'd knocked up ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton instead -- at least in that case he'd know for sure it wasn't about financial gain!

Now here's an all-time best celebrity blooper: Beyonce fell face first down a flight of stairs on stage at her concert in Orlando on Tuesday night, reports PerezHilton.com. Ouch.

The Bootylicious One slid down the steps, flailed around for a moment,
scrambled to get her mic (that went sliding across stage)... but kept on singing! Now there's a trooper.

She did end up with a bleeding gash on her leg, but basically Beyonce is OK. Hopefully she had Jay-Z nearby to lick her wounds after the show!

Sitting down for a song later, the songbird pleaded with the audience if they taped it
"not to post it on Youtube." Too late -- Perez just posted a video of the accident.

Here it is, what we've all been waiting for: Lindsay Lohan has gone on the record about her arrest -- via e-mail (apparently that counts as "speaking" with the kids these days) exclusively with Access Hollywood's Billy Bush.

When Billy emailed asking if everything was OK and if there was anything she wanted him to "get out there" for her, she replied, ""Yes. I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy."

In the meantime, Lindsay's mother Dina Lohan is speaking out as well. According to People.com, Dina is "sick" over her daughter's latest DUI arrest.

"We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won't give up -- this is my daughter and we love her," Dina told The Insider.

"I am sick over this," she sobbed. "My children, my family, we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi [are stalking us] outside [our]home. Lindsay is in a safe place, and we are trying to strategically work out our next step."

So where is this safe place? According to Perez, Lindsay is currently holed up at the Chateau Marmont, not a rehab center. Hmmm.

Tune in to "Access Hollywood" tonight for more details. More? Really? We can't wait!

This just in: According to Usmagazine.com, Lindsay Lohan will be arraigned for both DUI offenses on August 24.

Alec Rose, a Criminal Defense attorney in Santa Monica and A DUI expert, told the magazine, "The minimum penalty for a second offense DUI is 10 days sentence and minimum of 48 hours in jail. The maximum penalty is a year in jail followed by a year of license suspension. Upon release for a second offense DUI conviction, a person must participate in an 18-month DUI class and also will have their car fitted with an ignition interlock device (a built in breathalyzer needed to start the car.) "

As if that weren't intense enough, Lindsay's cocaine charges bring an even worse case scenario. "Possession of any usuable amount of cocaine in California is a felony and can be punished by a minimum of two years to a maximum of five years in jail," according to Rose.

Rose then added, "If you get a DUI when you are facing another DUI, the judge sometimes imposes you to some pretty harsh conditions. The court is going to view you as a very serious danger to the public. They could order that you be confined to your house because you are a danger. They could order you to do rehab, but they probably won't in this case because she has already done that and it wasn't successful. They could order that she have no alcohol in her house and that she attend alcohol meetings daily."

Shockingly, OK! Magazine has announced they intend to show and tell the truth about Britney Spears's photo shoot-and-interview debacle.

As OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens told TMZ exclusively, "OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told."

As reported earlier today, Britney had a major meltdown on the set of her recent OK! photo shoot and interview. Lucky for us, the magazine decided to risk ruining their relationship in order to make more money -- oops! -- we mean, promote journalistic integrity.

That's right, professional lush Lindsay Lohan, 21, was busted for drunk driving a second time. That's two arrests in less than three months. Yikes.

TMZ.com reports that Lindsay was caught early this morning, around 2:15 AM, near Pico Boulevard and Main Street in Santa Monica, California. She was stopped after the police received a call about a vehicle being chased by another vehicle. The chasing vehicle, a white Denali, was being driven by Lindsay. She was going after a Cadillac Escalade.

A law enforcement source at the Santa Monica jail told TMZ that Lindsay "did just about everything we asked." However, she refused to submit to a PASD (Preliminary Alcohol Screening Device), a chemical test administered in the field to determine blood alcohol levels. Apparently the cops did administer a walk-the-line test, but Lindsay flunked. Later, a breath test was conducted and her blood alcohol was between .12 and .13, well above the .08 limit.

At the station, a body search was conducted, and cocaine was found in her pants pocket. In sum,
Lindsay was popped for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. Yowza.

Another day, another disastrous photo shoot for Britney Spears. TMZ.com is reporting that Brit's recent, self-arranged photo shoot and interview with OK! Magazine was yet another train wreck in a long list of train wrecks for the pop star. Apparently the photos are so awful, execs at the magazine are currently trying to decide whether to report the truth or to protect the seemingly insane singer.

Britney's behavior during the interview was "nothing less than a meltdown," say multiple sources. Various eyewitnesses describe her mood as "extremely erratic" and "completely out of it" during the shoot. They also say the photos are "so bad" that to publish them could "kill her career" -- her eyes even rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look "half dead." On top of all that, Brit took frequent bathroom breaks, wiped fried chicken grease on an expensive Gucci dress, cleaned up her dog's poop with a Chanel dress, refused to let OK!'s exclusively hired hair and makeup artists work on her opting instead for her "skanky friends" to do it, and was completely paranoid during the entire interview, worrying at one point that the ceiling above was about to cave in on her. (Cue the lyrics to "Crazy" here!)

So why wasn't anyone from Spears's camp there to help the situation? Rumor has it that even her true blue cousin Alli (who until recently was working as her personal assistant) can no longer cope with the crazy star. The real question is, will OK! have the guts to print the truth of this sordid tale? Stay tuned!

Despite a string of big screen misses, singer Jessica Simpson keeps trying to make a hit movie. According to The Hollywood Reporter, her latest foray into film is a comedy called Major Movie Star. Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg, High School Musical's Olesya Rulin, Gilmore Girls regular Keiko Agena and Saturday Night Live vet Cheri Oteri lend their "minor movie star" support.

Filming began yesterday at Camp Minden near Shreveport, Louisiana. The story is about a clueless movie star who impulsively enlists in the U.S. Army Reserve after discovering her boyfriend is gay and her cousin/accountant has stolen all her money.

Honestly, it sounds pretty Private Benjamin-esque to us. (For those who don't remember, that was Goldie Hawn's hit film of the 1980s.) First there was The Dukes of Hazzard, then there's the Working Girl remake, and now this. Can't Jess find any original material? Sigh.

Desperate Housewives hunk Jesse Metcalfe, 28, is best known for playing a sexy gardener on TV, but now he's sowing the seeds towards a new musical career.

"I think a lot of people will be surprised to learn that I actually have talent," Jesse told People Magazine last weekend after an unplugged performance at the opening of Cain at the Cove at the Bahamas' Cove Atlantis. "I love playing to an audience. It's really gratifying."

Jesse sang an acoustic guitar set last Saturday night before a crowd that included Stacy Keibler, Jamie King, Chloe Sevigny, Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan. He spotlighted two songs he wrote and recorded for his upcoming album, Darklight. FYI: Metcalfe compares his music to Nine Inch Nails.

Recently out of rehab, Metcalfe told People, "I'm doing really well. I'm taking care of myself... I have too much going on right now to mess it up."

Meanwhile, another up-and-coming TV star has designs on the pop star lifestyle: Heroes cheerleader Hayden Panettiere put down her pom-poms and picked up a mic last Saturday too. But according to TMZ.com the results were less than heroic. Hayden attempted to belt one-hit-wonder Meredith Brooks' single "Bitch" onstage at Cal State Fullerton, but sources say her vocals were too "pitchy." Hayden performed with "Heroes" co-star Greg Grunberg and their so-called "Band From TV" -- a cover band made up of Hugh Laurie, James Denton, Bonnie Somerville, and Bob Guiney from "The Bachelor."

Must everyone in Hollywood be a "crossover star?" Yawn.

Looks like supermodel Kate Moss may be facing yet another scandal. According to Usmagazine.com, the British tabloid The Sun is reporting that video diaries Kate, 33, made with her rocker-ex Pete Doherty, 28, are missing. The tapes contain hours of footage, including an intimate trip earlier this year to Ibiza, a party island off the coast of Spain.

Apparently Kate had destroyed six of the eight tapes but could not find the remaining two. Uh oh.

"She wanted to bury [them] before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet," explains one source. "Pete could do what he wants with them. And we all know what Pete can do when he's [desperate]."

To make matters worse, the troubled pair recently split after Pete allegedly cheated on Moss with a South African model. Adding fuel to the fire, Us Weekly claims that Moss plans to record her upcoming solo album with Doherty's producer.

"It'll be great revenge if she sells more than him," a source told the magazine. And it'll be great publicity if that tape hits the Net at the same time her record hits the shelves. Hmmm.