suzy: April 2007 Archives

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Today I'm feeling pretty good about my legs.
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There was an Angelina Jolie sighting in NYC over the weekend. Brad Pitt's girl hit the Tribeca Film Festival to screen her directorial debut, A Place in Time. Check out pictures of Angie and others at New York's most famous film fest.
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How cute is the pregnant Keri Russell? For some reason when I see her it's like seeing one of my best gal pals from high school pregnant. There's such a familiarity about her.

Keri, who married earlier this year, is promoting her new movie Waitress, which premieres on Wednesday. Her baby will make his or her debut this summer.

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Best $45 bucks I ever spent...

So I must report that my embarrassing moment of joining The Killers fan club to score tickets for Saturday night's sold out show at Madison Square Garden paid off ridiculously well. My tickets kicked ass -- standing on the floor, front and center, directly in front of the stage. Right in front of Brandon Flowers. I'm talking feet away. I could see him sweat. I could see him smile.

And the place was packed. The last time I saw so many people at the Garden was U2's last tour. I had paid about $150 for my seats and, compared to the Killers tix, they were a mile away from where I was on Saturday. The guys in the band must have been tripping that they sold out the Garden. They should be. Pretty cool.

Their opening act was cool too -- a band dubbed the Japanese Beatles -- called the Silver Beats. All covers. And the frontman (Japanese John) looked just like Lennon. I'm a Beatles freak, so it was yet another Suzy All-Star Night.

I was so covered in the confetti that showered down over the stage that I kept finding it all day Sunday. The party just kept coming.

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Here's an, um, interesting shot of Britney walking out of the Millennium Dance Studio yesterday with her entourage. Of course her getup caught my eye and I've been wondering all afternoon just who inspired Brit's look.


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Yes, friends, I'm still doing the Daily Blabber videos -- now two times a week. But I only share the URLs with you fine folks right here if my hair and makeup look okay. Needless to say, it's been a rough few weeks.

I don't look too horrific, so I'm passing along the link to this week's gossip week in review. Topics? Hugh Grant's bean toss, Rosie & Donald and, of course, Miss Britney.

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Earlier today, Tyra Banks showed up at the Brooklyn Diner in NYC to cough up $100 for an unpaid restaurant bill.

Here's the scenario: The New York Daily News outed Tyra for "dine and dashing" when she was recently out to eat with Russell Simmons and his two daughters. But Tyra said on her talk show that she didn't realize that she d&ded until she read it in the paper.

"We're getting up and I'm like, 'Russell, I got it [the check],' and I'm opening up my wallet and [he said], `No Tyra, I got it...'" Tyra explained on her show. "We leave and I read the damn Daily News and they're saying that I'm cheap and I didn't pay the bill."

So Tyra showed up -- trailed by cameras galore -- and made good on her word to pay up... along with a $100 tip for her waiter.

As for Russell, Tyra said: "I couldn't even find his butt... He didn't think I paid, he said he was gonna pay and he didn't... It's embarrassing."

But, more importantly, do you think Tyra's wearing Spanx in these photos? I'm now obsessed with her undergarments.
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As Tyra Banks herself will tell ya, she's put on some weight since her modeling days. So what is her stay slim secret when she's on the red carpet? Spanx!

spanx.jpgOn of my spies saw the America's Next Top Model diva buying Spanx at Bloomingdales over the weekend. But not just one pair of the body slimmers that Oprah swears by. Tyra was seen buying 15 pairs of Spanx.

Not sure if she's was shopping for the WNBA or her Top Models or herself, but she was most definitely loading up.

Is it wrong that I sorta want to poke out Donald Trump's eyeballs with a pencil? Oh, it is? Okay... I'll put the pencil down. Now then -- where where we? Oh, yes -- I was about to tell you what Donald Trump has to say about Rosie O'Donnell quitting The View. Here's part of his conversation with People.com:

As expected, Angelina Jolie has filed legal papers to change the name of her newly adopted son to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt.

So why didn't she just give the kid the surname Jolie-Pitt in the first place? Good question, my Blabber-ers. Vietnam has strict rules about couples who aren't married adopting children together. So Angie adopted Pax as a single parent -- and now that she's back in the US, she's making Brad the "Brad Dad."

As the gals told ya earlier, Rosie O'Donnell is leaving The View. Personally, I think the show is going to suck, but whatev. Anyway, here is the clip in which she made the annoucement. Check it...

The prom queen is graduating!

Vanessa Minnillo told People that she's leaving MTV's Total Request Live. This move isn't a total shock -- rumors that this was happening circulated around the time Vanessa took the "next step" with her boyfriend, Nick Lachey, moving in together recently.

"I had my four years there like high school or college," Vanessa told the mag. "I'm ready for the next chapter – what it is, I have no idea. [But] I don't want to be 48 saying, 'Hey kids, now it's Sean Preston Spears's video.' "

Coming up next for Ness? A limited-edition makeup line for Flirt! Cosmetics and a cameo in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. In other words, we haven't seen the last of her... whether or not that's a good thing.

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"You've got a man who's madly in love with his daughter who lives on the other side of the coast, who doesn't get to see her very much. It's wrong to speak to your daughter like that. I would never talk to my daughter like that, but his daughter lives with Kim and we have no idea what goes on behind closed doors. People lose it, forgive him. Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house -- we are not here to judge and criticize what other people do."
-- Paul McCartney's biggest problem, Heather Mills, weighs in on the Alec Baldwin controversy... and makes me laugh

E_EddieMurphy_136.jpgWhile Eddie Murphy takes a wait and see approach as to whether or not Melanie Brown's baby daughter is of his seed, the former Spice Girl is plowing ahead with her paternity claim.

Earlier today, Melanie's peeps issued a statement saying that her daughter, who was born April 3, was given Eddie's surname. The girl's name is Angel Iris Murphy Brown.

According to the release, the name was inspired by a number of things.

"Angel, as she was my little angel through my pregnancy. Iris, as it's my grandma's name, Murphy because he's the dad, and Brown, because I'm the Mum!"

She sounds pretty convinced, Eddie. What cha gonna do now?

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Deja vu!

According to UsMagazine.com, Vince Vaughn recently spent the night at ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston's home. Neither of them is talking about their sleepover, but we are! Take a minute to tell me:

Do you want Jen and Vince to reunite?

Spill it below!

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Some clever bugger cut the psycho phone message Alec Baldwin left his daughter -- in which he calls the 11-year-old girl a "vile little pig" -- into cell phone ringtone.

It's totally worth a laugh on this lazy Friday. Dude needs help.

Ashlee Simpson finally talks about having plastic surgery -- operations that completely changed her face... and made her become the third Olsen.

In the May issue of Harper’s Bazaar, TrAsh says:

“I loved how I looked. I’m not an insecure person, nor was I before. It’s a personal choice. I believe if somebody chooses to do plastic surgery, it [should be] for yourself, not for anyone else.”

We've been waiting eight months for a comment and that's the best she could do? She's such a schnoz -- oops, I mean snooze.

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The 'razzi have been stalking the crap out of Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson. Today I've seen hundreds of photos of the twosome in New York walking in Kate's neighborhood. This photo is one of the only ones in which they're making any type of contact. In the others, they are feet apart... or Kate is hitting a photographer with her shopping bag.

It's funny -- at this point I'm kinda like: Whoopie -- a photo of Kate and Owen together. Who cares? They're dating. It's not a secret. They're not doing anything crazy -- like slathering each other with butterscotch or something. Stop stalking them already.

I'm sorta bored to tears with them actually. Hopefully photographers will start to feel the same way.

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Seriously, who told Fergie she can sing?

This video clip doesn't want to make me buy her single, it makes me laugh.

Though there's an appearance by Milo Ventimiglia, who is one of the Heroes. Hope he wore waterproof pants when she was sitting on top of him.

I'm coming out... I watch The View. I watch it every day. I like it.

The hot topic portion of the show -- which is really the part I watch -- is great. I feel like I'm listening to conversations that my smart, politically knowledgeable friends would have... though there's really no Elisabeth Hasselbeck sitting at our table. Like her or not, Rosie O'Donnell is smart and makes excellent points. And I used to feel bad for Elisabeth, but girl holds her own. Every day she has done her homework and gives Rosie a good argument. I'm pretty surprised, though I guess I shouldn't be because she is a Survivor after all.

Anyway, on Monday's show Barbara Walters and Rosie mentioned something Donald Trump sent to them that day that sparked their feud again. But Babs told Rosie not to talk about it on the air. Well Page Six is reporting that the Donald sent Babs the bustier and "giant pair of panties" that Rosie wore in her movie flop Exit to Eden. It was enclosed in a glass case and the D sent it to Bab's office at ABC in NYC.

"I sent it to Barbara to hang in her office," Donald later told Page Six. "It was funny, except that it was really gross. It's disgusting. I feel sorry for [Rosie's] wife. It can't be pleasant."

At this point, I just think he's being a jerk. What do you think?

Tracy and I are debating again. The topic this time? Larry Birkhead selling photos of his reunion with Dannielynn to OK! magazine...

Suzy: Let's talk about Larry Birkhead. How predictable that Malibu Ken is on the cover of OK! He's had the kid for a week and already he's making major bucks off of her.

Tracy: Maybe after all the speculation about who the real daddy was Larry's just thrilled and wanting the world to know it. I think he deserves a little love after all he's been through.

Suzy: He does deserve a little love... but does he deserve a big, fat paycheck? If it was merely about love, then he would have posed for People or Us Weekly, the celebrity weeklies that don't pay for their stories. OK! dropped a reported $3 million for Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's wedding photos -- and they're a pretty lame couple! You know that Papa Larry got about $5 mill... and he's currently figuring out how he's gonna spend it.

Tracy: You're so cynical. Maybe Dannielynn will have the most fantastic nursery ever and her backyard will be like Disneyland -- and then she'll still have money to go to an Ivy league school. Let's wait and see how it all goes down before we jump to conclusions, this could just be a severe case of daddy's little girl syndrome.

Suzy: Or maybe she'll be raised by nannies while daddy chases after fake boobied women and she'll grow up to be daddy's little screwed up girl. At this point it looks like it could go either way.

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I'm usually the last to notice somebody's weight. I've had people tell me that they've dropped 25lbs. and I had no clue. I guess I'm more focused on their face and what comes out of their mouth than their tummy region. But I definitely didn't miss Jessica Simpson's exploding cleavage as of late. I know the girl has big boobs -- her daddy has pointed them out more than once -- but this week they've almost taken on a life of their own. The horrible high-waisted pants aside, she's sporting pregnancy cleavage, don't ya think?
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"I've found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. She's l9 and certainly that's very young, but that's not a problem for me. She likes the same things as me. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn."
-- Marilyn Manson to France's Le Parisien newspaper on his teenage gal pal

Kate Middleton will never wear a tiara.

According to the UK tab The Sun, Prince William and his longtime girlfriend ended their four-year relationship. Apparently Prince Chuck's son decided to put the military before the miss.

Friends say William, now a fully-fledged officer in the Blues and Royals, has engrossed himself in Army life — preferring to go out drinking with his colleagues than drive back to London to see Kate.

Of course there's no comment from William's camp. A spokesperson said: “Prince William’s personal life is private and as such we do not comment on it.”

Young ladies around the world are surely rejoicing at this moment, hoping they will be the one to land the prince.

Bonne chance, gals! Bonne chance.

I get exhausted just thinking about everything that goes into maintaining Matthew McConaughey's absurdly sculpted physique. I can jump rope about 10 times before it gets tangled up in my feet and I collapse onto the closest bench. Maybe less. He looks like he's setting a Guiness World Record.

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Source: Star Snapshots

Vince Vaughn was hot? As Meat Loaf sings: It was long ago and it was far away and it's so much better than it is today.

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Debra Messing: Is that you? You look... terrible. Life after Will & Grace hasn't been treating you so well. At all. It's time to spend some of that syndication money on a mini makeover... or a trip to Jamaica. You definitely need a pick me up.
Your friend,
Suzy

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How do you think Debra looks? Think I'm just being bitchy? Agree with me? Talk back.

Seriously, when is the last time you saw Britney smile? After a hellish run, she actually looks good. Pretty.

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Hopefully she's over the hurdle... though I have to say, I'm pretty bored with her now. When she's not losing her marbles, she's not as interesting.

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All these movie posts today...

I think Jamie Kennedy's new movie Kickin' It Old School looks really bad, but Lindsey and I loved the swag they sent out to promote it: slap bracelets!

They look like bookmarks, then you slap it against your wrist and it curves around your wrist... Linds and I were playing with them this afternoon.

Yes, we clearly have too much time on our hands.

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"I hate talking about it, but it's true. I've always been on a diet, ever since I was in the sixth grade. It's an ongoing battle and it's a nightmare. But I like clothes too much, and I always wanted to wear the outfits I would make. And I'm very vain [laughs]."

Meg-Redbook-1-of-7.jpgShe was America's sweetheart... then she had an affair with Russell Crowe and promptly dropped out of sight. Meg Ryan is back in a new movie called In the Land of Women, which costars the ridiculously adorable Adam Brody.

Here's a summary from IMDB.com:

His world in complete disorder after his break-up with a famous actress, Carter (Brody), a young TV writer, goes to suburban Detroit to care for his sickly grandmother and heal his broken heart. Along the way he forms a special bond with the family that lives across from his Grandma, and changes the live of each woman. In the course of this, as is required in every film--and thus the world, he changes his own life as well.

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iVillage has an exclusive snippet from the movie right now. It looks cute.

Talk back: Do you think this will be Meg's big comeback? Don't you think she looks great on the new issue of Redbook?

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I used to watch Get Smart reruns as a kid. I loved agents 99 and 86. And I loved how Maxwell Smart had a shoe-phone -- I thought it was sooo inventive and cool. (Don't laugh, I was like 8 and it was looooong before cell phones.) My grandpa was actually in the Marines with Don Adams, who played Maxwell Smart. They served in Australia together for a bit and my "Pop-Pop" later told me that he suspected Don of stealing his coat while down under. Of course that was long before Don was a star...

Which brings me to the Get Smart movie, which recently began filming. The flick stars Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway -- and this is the first photo from the set. The movie will be released in 2008.

Sign me up for anything Steve Carell is in.

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This lady -- Samantha Harris -- is pregnant. I don't know who she is -- she's somehow involved with Dancing with the Stars. But get a load of the quote she gave about her pregnancy to People.com:
"My publicist was getting calls about it, my family got calls about it. I did not get a boob job, but I have put on a little weight because I am happy to finally say I am pregnant."

You mean to tell me that those boobs are real? Get. Outta. Town. I don't buy that for a single second.

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Julia Roberts has been hiding her belly for most of her pregnancy, but one shutterbug snuck in this photo of Jules on the set of her upcoming movie Fireflies in the Garden with Ryan Reynolds and Carrie-Anne Moss.

For more on pregnant celebs, check out iVillage's Celebrity Baby Tracker.

As expected, Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy is... Larry Birkhead.

Malibu Ken walked out of the Bahamas courtroom a little bit ago and announced what we've known all along. He is the father of Anna Nicole's daughter, Dannielynn Hope.

"I hate to be the one who told you this, but: I told you so. I'm the father," said Anna Nicole's pretty boy. "I'm just happy to be starting a life with my daughter. "

Howard K. Stern -- who has been pretending to be the dad since the little one arrived -- had his own statement for reporters: "I just want to say that I'm obviously very disappointed, but my feelings for Dannielynn have not changed. "I'm not gonna fight Larry Birkhead for custody … I'm gonna do whatever I can to make sure he gets sole custody. As far as I'm concerned Larry can come over to the house and spend as much time with her as he wants."

No word on when Larry gets custody of the little girl, but you can bet your sweet bottom that there will be a photo shoot and exclusive interview any day now. Our friends at Access Hollywood will score the TV exclusive and People or Us Weekly will have the print.

This whole thing is a playing out like a bad Lifetime movie.

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I'm tres sick of the Nicole Kidman is pregnant rumors. I'm past the point of caring. We've been hearing this every month since she first swapped spit with Keith Urban. At this point I'm like -- stay out of her womb, people!

But now would be a great time for her to sport the baby bump. We need a new pregnant celebrity to watch expand -- we're already bored with Julia Roberts and Salma Hayek. And it's not like she's busy with her other "children," who are being brainwashed raised by Tom Cruise. She is photographed with them once or twice a year. Tom Cruise and his contracts.

But other people are buzzing about the "bump," so I thought I'd put the question out to you:

E_JoeFrancis_136.jpgThe breast obsessed genius is in custody!

Joe Francis -- the mastermind behind the Girls Gone Wild franchise, which earns him an estimated $29 million a year -- was arrested this morning in Florida.

People.com reports that the celeb favorite was picked up at the Panama City airport on a warrant seeking his arrest for criminal contempt of court. Last week, Joe defied a federal judge, calling him a "judge gone wild" and refused to surrender to U.S. marshals on a contempt citation. The whole thing stems from a 2003 lawsuit in which seven women accused him of victimizing them by filming them showing their ta-tas on spring break.

How do you feel about the Girls Gone Wild mastermind? Do you think he's taking advantage of young women -- or do you think these wild chickadees know exactly what they're getting into when they flash their breasts? And do you think there's anything wrong with the fact that I think he's hot? Talk back.

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Finally! The paternity results for Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn Hope, are expected today.

Check back soon.

Laguna Beach/The Hills star Jason Wahler was arrested for the fourth time in nine months. The charges? Criminal trespassing and assault. Took place in Seattle. I have nothing else to say except what I've captioned on the photo below.

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  • Baby News? New "Nicole Kidman is pregnant" rumors, which are being reported by News of the World. Don't really believe it, but I wouldn't mind being wrong. She's talked about wanting a kid with him... and she's pretty much turned the other two over to Creepy Cruise.
  • New Couple Alert: Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds had a hot date in NYC over the weekend. Kissy face was involved.
  • Heating Up: Penelope Cruz and Josh Hartnett spent the weekend together as well. They went to one of Josh's favorite restaurants for a quickie. I meant a quickie meal, people -- get your heads out of the gutter.
  • Split: Kirsten Dunst and Razorlight's Johnny Borell are over. They were together for a loooong three weeks. (That's long for Kiki.) He dumped her.
  • Plastic Surgerized: Shar Jackson -- the ex-girlfriend of Kevin Federline and mother of his two children -- went under the knife, having a tummy tuck. Still ick.
  • Not Knocked Up: So Diddy may not have spread his seed to Danity Kane singer Aubrey O'Day. It was a much more interesting story when I thought he had.
  • Hitched: Some guy from Scrubs got married... but not Donald Faison or Zach Braff, so it doesn't really matter.

  • Let's Go to the Videotape: Lauren Conrad is denying that she made a sex tape... but now TMZ.com is also saying that one exists. Who to believe: a Web site that is pretty good about getting their stories correct? Or a girl who doesn't want the entire world to see her very large va-jay-jay?
  • Don't have time to read this week's gossip (slacker!), get caught up in two minutes with my Daily Blabber Week in Review video. Topics: the latest celebrity porn star, Penelope Cruz's new man, Eddie Murphy's new addition, Lindsay ends her feud, Cynthia Nixon the trash picker and more.

    Have a great holiday weekend!

    I've never written so many friggin stories about The Hills in my life!

    According to Perez Hilton, Lauren Conrad -- the reserved, almost proper star of Laguna Beach spin-off The Hills -- is about to become a video star. The type of video that you don't want granny to see. Yep, I'm talking about a sex tape.

    Lauren's loser ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler, who was sentenced to serve jail time after being arrested three times in the last 12 months, is said to be shopping a home video of the two doing the nasty.

    "Jason is trying to sell the video before he goes to jail," says a source close to Jason tells Perez. "LC will lose her mind when she finds out!"

    Perez has a public service announcement that goes with his story and I'm backing him all the way. Listen up:

    Note to any impressionable young readers: Do not let your boyfriend persuade you into [having sex] on camera. Even if you are just a sorority girl and banging the captain of the football team, [it] will end up online and everyone will laugh about you taking it up the a**! If you don't want people seeing you naked, DON'T MAKE A SEX TAPE!

    Well said, Perez. Well said.

    More: At the live finale of The Hills
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    I jokingly refer to my doctor as "Dr. Feel Good" because when I leave her office, I have at least three prescriptions in hand. She's all about the medication. I've given her name to many people over the years -- Tracy was under her "care" for a spell -- and after one trip they know why she earned her nickname. It's all about the 'scripts. But seriously she's got nuthin' on Anna Nicole Smith's doctor. Nuthin'! Nuthin'! Nuthin'!

    According to Access Hollywood, one doctor prescribed all 11 prescriptions found in Anna Nicole's hotel room. And from those prescriptions -- that were no more than five weeks old -- Anna Nicole (or someone else... like Howard) took more than 600 pills... 450 of which were muscle relaxers!

    Quick math: In 35 days, 600 pills were taken. On average, that's 17 pills a day... if I'm doing my math right. It's possible I'm not. Gossip's my gig -- not digits.

    Anna Nicole's "Dr. Feel Good" is a lady named Dr. Khristine Eroshevich, who's a psychiatrist and friend of the late star's. She traveled with Anna N. to Florida. No word on where she was when Anna kicked it. Maybe by the pool, drinking a Margarita.

    So I'm going to stop joking about my doctor. She loves writing the 'scripts, but it's nothing like this quack, who should seriously be investigated for contributing to Anna Nicole's death. She'll have to take a number though... methinks Howard is partially responsible as well.

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    I was just talking to someone about Valerie Bertinelli, who played supercute Barbara Cooper on One Day at a Time. All the guys loved her... and the girls wanted to look like her with her perfect hair, complexion and smile.

    Whelp, Val's a different gal these days -- a little larger -- and now she's waging a battle against her bulge by valerie_bertinelli2_180.jpgbecoming the new Jenny Craig spokesperson... and appearing on the cover of People this week to talk about it.

    Like Kirstie Alley before her, 5'2" Val, who turns 47 this month, is vowing to lose some lbs. 30 of 'em. By September.

    "I need to do this in front of millions of people so I can't mess up," says the new pitchwoman.

    Good luck, Val. We're pulling for ya!

    Goodnight, Gina!

    Gina Glocksen was given the hook on tonight's Idol. You know what that means, right? Sanjaya is still in the running!

    Keep track of the finalists with our scorecard in American Idol: Countdown to the Finale. And my friend Jules who wrote recaps for me right here is now doing them in TV Cocktail, so check out her very thorough -- and always amusing -- recaps.

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    "He seems very happy. [Kate] is a very nice girl."

    -- Luke Wilson on his brother Owen's not-so-secret romance with Kate Hudson

    E_SuriCruise_136.jpgI'm not a major girlie girl, but I do get my hair done a lot. Weekly in fact. But I really do it so that I don't look like a total freak during my Blabber videos... not that it works. My hair still looks bad, my makeup sucks, voice sounds funny... and so on. Anyway, before this becomes a therapy session instead of a gossip blog entry, back to the hair. I just read a bit that Suri Cruise -- the awesomely named offspring of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes -- has a hair appointment every single week.

    She's not even one!

    "She is always naked and no one's allowed to talk around the baby," the snitch tells the NY Daily News.

    Well, at least I wear clothes to the salon. See -- I'm not a total mess.

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    The real reason that The Hills star Heidi Montag wasn't at the live finale at MTV's TRL Studio in Times Square on Monday? She was getting a boob job.

    According to Usmagazine.com, the 20-year-old reality TV star underwent breast augmentation surgery on Monday at the Beverly Hills office of plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan.

    "Heidi just doesn't want to make a big deal out of it," a source told Us. "She did this for herself, and she's hoping to keep it as private as possible."

    Nice try on the "private" thing.

    For more on Hollywood's plastics -- and to vote on their before and after pictures -- check out Celebrity Plastic Surgery.

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    "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
    -- Keith Richards to British music magazine NME

    Update: A spokesperson for the Stones is now claiming Keith was joking about snorting his father's ashes. Whatev. It's totally true.

    E_KateMossPete_136.jpgHere's a new clip of my cobsession (couple obsession) Kate Moss and Pete Doherty. He's playing a new song, while she make a grand entrance in a gown and sits in a swing and listens to him play.

    So John and Yoko...

    Meanwhile, I bet they just sit around all day just like that. He sings. She looks pretty. They're both high.

    Ah, the life of the rich, famous and stoned.

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    So last night I went to MTV’s TRL Studio in Times Square to watch the rehearsal for The Hills live finale, which aired last night. (Here’s Tracy’s recap of the show.) In the house – which is very tiny by the way – were Lauren, Audrina and Whitney. The gals were dressed to the nines and eager to get out of rehearsal because they had some hot dinner plans. Other observations? Audrina looks like Tiffani Amber Thiessen from Saved By the Bell. Whitney has the loooooooooongest legs I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Seriously. Lauren spent most of the time on her BlackBerry – like she does on the show – pounding out messages. Perhaps she was emailing a boyfriend? Maybe. She talked about how hard it is to date on the show. A lot of guys want to date her... so they can be on TV. And a lot of guys she wants to date don’t want to be on TV so they won’t date her. Also on the boyfriend topic, Whitney said she’s had a boyfriend for the last 13 months, but he hasn’t made it on the air. Who knew?

    After the jump are some pics from my evening...

    E_EminemKim_136.jpgI loved this correction that the AP ran to a story last week about Eminem and his wacky on-again, off-again wife, Kim.

    Correction: People-Eminem Story

    MOUNT CLEMENS, Mich. - In a March 26 story about rapper Eminem and his ex-wife Kim Mathers, The Associated Press reported erroneously that the pair agreed in a court order not to criticize each other in public. The court order only prevents them from criticizing each other in front of their daughter, Hailie, and does not affect what they say in public.

    So apparently they can still have at each other when Hailie's busy doing her homework or playing with her friends. Great! Those fools will keep me entertained.

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