My guess is that she's joined The Plastics...

I'm not a big Hilary Duff fan -- she's a little too syrupy for me -- but I thought she looked great in these photos taken today when she performed on the Today Show. You know, I'm starting to appreciate these Hollywood good girls (like Hil, Mandy Moore, etc.) more because the bad girls (Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan) have taken the fun a little too far. I like to party, but driving the wrong way down a highway -- while stoned and pilled out -- just ain't my idea of fun times. So shout out to Hilary... for having a clean arrest record. It's refreshing these days.

PS: I know this isn't a hard one. It's Friday -- I'm going easy.

Source: Star Snapshots

SHUT UP!

Warmest regards,
Suzy

PS: For the latest on the big mouth, read Isaiah Washington: 'There's No Rehab for Homophobia'

Lindsay Lohan's toxicology report is in... and it ain't pretty.

According to TMZ.com, Lindsay was allegedly drunk and had coke in her system when she crashed her car in Beverly 9-er over Memorial Day weekend. "Multiple law enforcement sources" told the gossip site that she had "nearly twice the legal limit" of alcohol when she was arrested and charged with DUI as well as traces of cocaine.

Days after the incident, the young star checked into rehab and recently decided to extend her treatment, which I'm sure the judge will look favorably upon when he or she is handed the case later this summer.

Will Lindsay be the next to wear an orange jumpsuit? Her charges are definitely worse than Paris Hilton's. Should she be jailed? Weigh in.

Another reunion that I find equally cringe worthy -- the Spice Girls reunion. Just had to share this photo (above) of the ladies -- Victoria Beckham (the new Scary Spice), Melanie Chisholm, Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton and Melanie Brown -- earlier today in London announcing their big encore. Then also a photo of them back in the day (below).

So tell me... Is a Spice Girl reunion what you want? What you really, really want?

Yikes! Somebody from the ER needs to make a trip to the substance abuse wing.

Check out this video of an unkept looking John Stamos acting a little, uh, loopy on an Aussie TV show Mornings with Kerri-Ann. Not only does he read -- and slur -- lines from her teleprompter, but he also makes some lewd gestures. Good stuff.

His rep is already doing damage control, telling People.com that he was jetlagged. Methinks it wasn't his flying high in the air that was the problem... it was his flying high on the ground.

How many days till he checks in? Take guesses below as to date and time and we'll see who wins.

If you got Brad Pitt to take me to school every day when I was growing up, I swear I would have been a much better student.

Love,
Suzy
PS: Here's Brad Dad -- in that goofy hat -- with Maddox and then Pax and Zahara yesterday in Prague.

Last night, the BET Awards took place at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. Beyonce returned from jet-setting around the world with Jay-Z for the big event and reunited with her former Destiny's Child pals on the red carpet. Those girls are still divalicious! But let's talk about what's really important: the fashion. Although I hated B's dress, I think she looked great in it. Her waist was itsy bitsy. Alicia Keys on the other hand was wearing a totally wrinkled frock, which was weird. Alicia: I have a great dry cleaner. Call me and I'll give you her digits. She'll press the heck outta that thing. Vote on your picks for best and worst dressed -- or just flip through the photos -- in my Best & Worst Dressed at the 2007 BET Awards slide show.

Call your stylist, Mandy. Apologize for firing her or the fight you got into or whatev. Just beg her to take you on as a client. Unless, of course, you were using Jessica "My Dog Pisses On My Clients Outfits" Paster.

Cue "All I Want is You."

Well, I'm glad I grew outta that silly teen infatuation because old Eth hasn't aged so well. Maybe it's his punishment for cheating on his wifey Uma Thurman? Here he is at the screening at his flick The Hottest State last night and he's looking, well, not so hot. A tad greasy. A bit tired. Totally old.

What do you think?

Everyone is talking about how Paris Hilton has changed so much after three weeks in the pokey. That makes no sense to me. Because she didn't sleep on high thread count sheets she's suddenly going to become a nice person? It just sounds like such a load of crap. People don't change overnight. And someone like Paris -- who is basically a spoiled brat -- needs a lot more than sharing a toilet with a cellmate to set her on the right path.

But what do you think? Do you think the party animal is suddenly going to become Hollywood's biggest humanitarian? That she's going to stop clubbing? Or maneating? Or stabbing her "friends" in the back? Or making sex tapes while talking on the phone? If you've lived life at all, you know that there are some people out there who can't change. Try as they might, they soon fall back into their old ways. And I think that's where la Hilton will be. But I'm a cynical bitch, so tell me what you think.

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I was clearly so much happier when she was on the "inside."

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June 24: Here we are running together together at dawn. Nothing like waking up to the smell of fresh air and pushing out bodies to the max under the rising sun.

Yea, my guy and I go running every morning at 6 before heading off to a hard day at work. Not. I'm lucky if I take a long, leisurely walk twice a week. And the only place I'll run is to door of Starbucks, so I can beat other customers to line. (I need my iced coffee fix!) Back to the abs, they're ridic. But which one has the better bod?

That's the only word I can use to describe these photos of Tiger Woods, his wife, Elin, and their new daughter, Sam Alexis. Make that: friggin' delicious.

And, I want to point out, they distributed these photos for free. Most celebrities earn millions from their baby pics. Tiger isn't earning a penny. Such a class act.

Enjoy!

Photos: Gretchen Dow Mashkuri/WireImage

Jessica Paster is supposedly this big celebrity stylist. Her clients include Jessica Simpson, Kate Hudson and I guess Jewel (pictured), none of whom exactly bowl me over with their fashion choices. Nonetheless... Page Six reports that Paster is looking for a new assistant, so she held a "cattle-casting call" for the position. But when prospective employees turned up at her house, they found a fashion disaster.

"There were disorganized racks of dresses and piles of clothing she had pulled from designers all over the floor," a job hunter told The Post. "Her little dog peed everywhere -- including on the clothes -- throughout the day."

So this chick, who charges up to $5,000 a day, is dressing celebrities in piss-stained couture? What nerve. Though I do like the idea of la Simpson squeezing into yellow-tinted dresses. Maybe that's why she always sounds so yappy when she talks.

So check them out and be sure to tell 'em Suzy sent ya. Cheers!

Mom-to-be Naomi Watts looks ready to go. Here she is shopping in Culver City, Cali on Friday. On her to-do list? Browsing at H.D. Buttercup furniture store. She was there for almost two hours, before slowly exiting. Look for her to pop any day now.

For more on celebrity pregnancies, check out iVillage's Celebrity Baby Tracker.

Atta boy, Tone-dog!

80-year-old Tony Bennett is officially off the market, so you single ladies better back off. The crooner, who has two marriages in the can, married his longtime love, Susan Crow, in New York City last Thursday. They had dated for 20 years.

"They were married in a private, intimate ceremony," his rep told People.com.

Props to the new bride for being so patient. 20 years?!?! I know some women who started destroying their guy's possessions when they didn't get a ring after one year. You know who you are...

According to reports, Prince William and Kate Middleton have reunited. The young lovebirds, who split in April, have had a number of dates in recent weeks -- and were even caught snogging.

I love the word snogging. It sounds dirty to me... though it only means kissing. So saying it makes me feel like I'm getting away with something... though I'm not.

"William is the one doing all the chasing," reports News of the World, "and he is the one saying he wants to make it work."

I think they are a great pair, so I hope the chasing works. Nothing like some summer loving, kids.

For more British gossip, visit the new UK edition of Daily Blabber. Yes, folks -- we're now international!

There were so many photos of Kate Moss from Glastonbury so I thought I’d post them all together. Yes, I’m still completely fascinated with Kate and Pete Doherty... in that trainwreck, I still can't believe they're together kinda way.

My eldest sister really, really wanted to go to Glastonbury this year -- it's Europe's biggest music festival, which is taking place right now. Apparently it's a total nightmare to get tickets to the UK event, which depressed my sis because she already bought some wellies and a cute tent to camp out in with her pal from London. So this post is for her... Photos from Glastonbury. The whole thing looks rather muddy to me, Sis. I think you'll appreciate it more from afar.

Diva Eva Longoria and NBA superstar Tony Parker are taking a decidedly different approach. Since shortly after they announced their engagement, they told a tabloid news show the date the wedding will take place (July 7). Then one of them announced it would take place in Tony’s native France. This past week, Tony actually revealed the venue, saying that the festivities would take place at Chateau Vaux-le-Vicomte, a 17th century castle just outside Paris.

Pretty forthcoming with the dets, right?

Since I certainly won’t be on the guest list – and unless you aren’t telling me something, you won’t be either – I thought I’d show you some pictures of the spectacular castle where the wedding will go down. I do hope you enjoy...

Watch Daily Blabber TV now.

According to People.com, a DNA test proved that Eddie Murphy is the father of Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown's baby. The results were received yesterday. Melanie -- or her rep -- won't confirm the story, but a "source close the Brown" will.

"He's the baby's father, it's official," a source close to Brown tells People. "The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his... There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along."

I wonder if Eddie is smoking a cigar. Doubt it. He's probably crying because he has to part with more money for another one of his zillion kids. What a gem.

Follow the story from the start:

When anybody starts a sentence with I don't mean to be mean, but..., you know they're going to be mean. And I'm going to be a little mean right now.

I don't mean to be mean, but... Amy Winehouse needs to make an appointment with a dentist immediately. Maybe if she wasn't a singer -- with her mouth gaping open all the time -- it wouldn't be a big deal. But I can't look at her comfortably because she's missing so many teeth! I think she's pretty hard to look at anyway with the big hair, crazy makeup and tattoos galore, but all that is bearable. It's the fact that she has about four teeth just freaks me out.

Spend some of those earnings on some veneers, Amy!

Maybe the missing teeth are her secret to success? She has such a great voice because so much air can easily slide in and out. I don't know. I do know that she’s really hard to look at and that annoys me because I like her.

Does it bug you?

Rumor has it that Britney Spears is back on the bottle. I imagine the drinks that she'd order in my latest edition of Daily Blabber TV.

Was just reading the new Us and in it it talks about Angelina Jolie's Marie Claire interview, in which she said she and Brad Pitt have never told each other that they love one another.

"I don't think we've ever said it," the actress revealed. "I mean, I'm sure we have, but we would punch each other in the arm first."

That makes me think of two of my very best friends in the world, who got engaged this week. They're not all "I love you, I love you" either. In fact, their major term of endearment is saying: "I like you" and "I like you, too" in the sweetest way. I just love that because I feel like "I love you" is overused. People say it and don't mean it. People say it and end up divorcing the next day.

So what do you think of the fact that Brad and Angelina don't use the "L word"?

Last night, Jen stepped out to a party for her friend Laura Day, who wrote a new book called Welcome to Your Crisis: How to Use the Power of Crisis to Create the Life You Want. While on the red carpet helping her friend shill her book, Jen told our friends at Access Hollywood that crises in her life are a thing of the past. Good news, right? But she bizarrely ended the interview by saying: "I'm better every day, babe."

Babe? Really? That's just such a strange way to address someone... especially a reporter, who you aren't friends with.

Bottom line? It's like unless you're talking about Babe the pig -- or an old episode of Saved By the Bell -- that just not something you should say.

"[Fergie] was sooooo nice," the spy tells me. "She'd definitely had a lot to drink though. Her assistant was right behind her kinda rolling her eyes at some of the things she was saying. I also noticed that she wore her wedding ring!?! So weird because she's been divorced for such a long time. And apparently she has a reputation for always trying to score free stuff. She didn't get a lot of money in the divorce."

As for headliner 50 Cent... "He was great," the spy continues. "Fergie said she was nervous meeting him. She thought she said all thing wrong things."

I'm sure she did... but do you think 50 was even listening?

My right-hand girl at iVillage, Lindsey, and I were having a laugh at Britney Spears's expense one day, which is pretty typical for us. But Lindsey was talking about how much she loved this entry in the Blabber about hot mess Britney. We should do a whole photo gallery of Britney's crap looks, she suggested. 30 days worth of photos.

Behold... Britney Spears's Daily Don'ts

We're talking panty shots, near nip exposures, stains, wrinkles, creases and an outfit that looked a helluvalot like Wonder Woman's. It's fabulous stuff, people. Check it out.

The subject? Heidi Klum, who is pictured at tonight's Lorraine Schwartz Diamond Monkey Collection launch party at the Monkey Bar in New York City.

The rules? Be funny. Be bold. Be clever. But, more importantly: Make. Me. Laugh.

Ready... Set... Go!

Yep, with Justin nowhere in sight, his two best girls met up in Stockholm yesterday -- where Justin has a concert, hugged, then went to do some retail therapy. The ladies must know each other pretty well right?

Cameron Diaz must be fuming. I'm talking smoke outta ears at this very minute.

More: Justin isn't the only mama's boy in Hollywood. Read about the others, including Matthew McConaughey, Kanye West, Jeremy Piven and more

Wonder if Jennifer Garner sent them a wedding gift? Doubt it. And I doubt they care.

No, really -- you don't have to thank me. It's okay. That's what I'm here for.

Source: Star Snapshots

I'm so calling my friends in the morning and planning a trip! This is too much.

More Cam photos after the jump.

The White Stripes -- Jack White and Meg White -- who are back with a new album, Icky Thump.

Click on the photo for the answer.

Source: Star Snapshots

The Emmys aired Friday night and were, for the most part, uneventful. But the fashion wasn't. It was actually quite colorful... and not always necessarily in a good way. Peruse my gallery of photos from the Daytime Emmy Awards, then vote on who was a fashion do and who was a fashion don't.

Two and Half Men star Jon Cryer married TV Guide channel reporter Lisa Joyner in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on Saturday. This is Duckie's second marriage -- he has a 6-year-old son with his first wife.

Funny, I was just talking to friends about Two and Half Men yesterday and what it came down to was: Who the heck watches that show? I don't know a single person who does, yet Charlie Sheen makes a crapload of money for it. So if you watch it, tell me why below.

Here's hoping the third will be a charm...

Rod Stewart married his longtime love/youngest baby's mama Penny Lancaster on Saturday in Italy. The only people present were the bride, groom and two witnesses.

The couple has been together for six years, and she is the mother of his son Alastair, who was born in November 2005. He has five other kids from previous relationships.

So, as you can imagine, I was psyched to be offered the opportunity to meet Angelina on Friday at the press junket for A Mighty Heart. I'll give you all the details about what she said later, but I wanted to first tell you what it was like being in the same room with Hollywood's biggest movie star (and most talked about actress).

First things first – yes, she's thin. Very thin. You could see the veins popping out of her arms. She was also dressed in all white, which made her look tinier. But although she's thin it wasn't like seeing Nicole Ribcage Richie. Angelina isn't that bad -- at all.

She was wearing minimal makeup -- eyeliner, mascara and if she was wearing lipstick it was so close to her shade of lips that you couldn't tell. Her hair was superthick and long. Full of body. It was brown of course, but it actually had a blondish look to it.

I think she's so interesting looking because of her features and they were larger in person. Her lips are like nothing I've seen before -- bee stung x 100. They just poked out. Far. Big, big, big.
Her eyes are an eye-popping shade that I've never seen before on a person. Minty. But they are gigantic too. Fish like. And when anyone talked, or she answered a person's question, she locked her eyes on you the whole time.

She also smiled a lot too. And laughed. And she was forthcoming about things... like her kids. For a minute I was like: Am I really talking to Angelina Jolie about Maddox and the gang? It was rather strange.

I think the part I remember most was that when she walked into the room, this burst of "clean" just filled the room. It wasn't perfume or shampoo or a scented lotion. It was just “clean.” Well-groomed, I guess.

Oh, and jewelry. She was wearing a watch, a diamond ring on her right hand (ring finger) and diamond earrings. Minimal. Classic.

I'll post the transcript of our conversation tomorrow, but for now here’s a shot of her with Shiloh and Maddox yesterday in NYC.

Plus: Check out photos of Angelina with Brad Pitt at the A Mighty Heart premiere last week.

Angie told Larry King last night that her son's name was suggested by her own mother, actress Marcheline Bertrand, before she died from ovarian cancer in January. "My mom wrote a list of names when we were going to have Shiloh," she explained. "One of the names that she suggested was Pax because it meant peace. [But] he's anything but at the moment."

Apparently he's a bit of a wild one. After having no freedom for 3 1/2 years -- sleeping on the same cot next to 20 other cots in a very structured setting -- "he's suddenly very free," she said.

Hmm... I wonder if that mean foodfights at the Jolie-Pitt dining room table.

In the first photos, they definitely looked strained -- putting on fake happy faces for the camera. At this point -- they're now in Rome -- they almost look coupley again. And now he announces he's not in love with Jessica Biel?

I'm wondering if this Shrek promo tour some kind of a reunion special? Would you even want them back together? Weigh in.

Does she annoy you? Take a look at these photos of Katie Holmes's BFF -- taken earlier today at Saks in NYC -- and tell me what you think.

PS: These are not ads. She's actually posing like this in a press room. Sooooo weird. Katie needs to have a good talking to her.

Did anybody else out there know that journalists can get Stars? Quick, someone -- nominate me! Seriously though, I thought it was just for performers. Who knew...

On hand to fete Babs were fellow View chatterboxes Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, as well as her new best friends, the Hiltons! Yes, Kathy Hilton and Nicky Hilton were both there cheering for Babs. Sorta ridic.

Anyway, more photos after the jump.

And may I point out that the shirt looks like it's been washed about 500 times. Funny that the richy-rich stars give their star kiddies hand-me-downs!

Maybe I have to finally stop giving my mom crap for making me wear my sisters' old clothes.

Britney Spears playfully poked fun at fellow Tinseltown tramp Lindsay Lohan on her website earlier today. Asking for fans to vote on titles for her upcoming album, one of Brit's choices is Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like?

Unless you've been living under a rock, Lindsay is in rehab -- again. Britney had her own rehab stint earlier this year. Now the girls totally have more in common than like partying and like panty-less nights.

Ah -- to be on the inside of rehab jokes. Such successes those two are.

Because we here at the Blabber are obsessed with all things Angelina Jolie, I had to post some photos from tonight's New York premiere of her movie A Mighty Heart, which opens June 22. And, yep, Brad Pitt was there... natch.

More pics after the jump.

Glad to see she's keeping busy!

Here is Katie Holmes's new haircut. Methinks she starting to morph into her best -- and only! -- friend Victoria Beckham.

What do you think? Do you love it or hate it? Think she's morphing into a tiger? Talk back.

Plus: Want a makeover of your own? Try the iVillage Makeover-o-Matic tool. Warning: It's addictive!

Meet Megan Fox -- a relative newcomer, who appeared in Kelly Ripa's now defunct series Hope & Faith. She's in the new movie Transformers, which I have no interest in seeing. You?

Earlier today Megan was in Sydney for a Transformers press conference (exciting stuff) and she posed for some photos. What struck me -- and probably will strike you -- is how much she looks, or is trying to look, like Angelina Jolie. Puffy lips? Uh-huh. Ridiculously large tattoo? Yep. Long chestnut hair? Check. She's even stealing Angie's pose!

But what do you think?

Funny joke, Liev. I just hope that your hormonal and swollen girlfriend found your joke as amusing as you did as she's probably had to tell about 5,000 people in the last two days that no, she's not married. Her boyfriend just thought it would be funny to tell everyone that they were.

Remember that?

Before Brad married Jennifer Aniston or ditched her for Angelina Jolie, he and Juliette met -- and fell for one another -- on the set of the 1990 movie-of-the-week Too Young to Die? They went on to star in the bloody film Kalifornia, which came out in 1993 -- the same year they broke up. And of course during their time together Brad morphed into her -- as he tends to do with all his romantic partners.

I wonder what he'd look like if they were still together today. See my bad PhotoShop prediction after the jump.

One of my spies in in Chi-town just reported a Mandy Moore sighting. Here's the scoop:

“I just saw Mandy Moore in Chicago’s Peninsula hotel," says my Blabber spy. "She was wearing a black dress and looked like she was prepping for an interview or a photo shoot or something. I was with three other guys, and they all turned to look at her just because she was a really pretty girl – not because she was Mandy Moore. In fact, I was the only one who recognized her! I will say – and no judgment here – she’s definitely not ‘Hollywood skinny.'”

I agree! I noticed that when she was at the MTV Movie Awards a couple weeks ago. Very Marilyn Monroe-esque if you ask me.

See more recent photos of Mandy Moore after the jump.

"I was all happy about the news [that they may have gotten married]," posted Blabber reader Marrie, "that is until I remembered that yesterday afternoon I saw a picture of them walking along and he was smoking! Next to his PREGNANT now wife. He is a jerk!"

First things first, I don't think they're married. I think Liev was joking when he said that to Entertainment Tonight at the Tony Awards. Besides, celebs make reporters work harder for their scoops!

Second, it's an interesting debate. Are you offended and outraged like Marrie when you see a man smoking next to his pregnant partner? Doesn't bother you? Have better things to talk about than Liev and Naomi? Weigh in right here.

Plus: Take our About-to-Pop Star Quiz to test your knowledge of celebrity pregnancy trivia.

For a woman who has been trailed by photogs for over a decade -- and way more in her early, Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck days -- was she so surprised and terrified that someone was taking her photo that she had to go for this uberdramatic pose?

Methinks it's a bit much. You?

Source: Star Snapshots

In order to be famous do you have to be involved in a coke scandal? Is that what celebs learn in Getting Famous 101?

The latest person with a coke past is none other than Jennifer Aniston's new boyfriend, model Paul Sculfor. His loose-lipped "friends" revealed these details to News of the World about his $900-a-day habit:

I just saw this photo of Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake from the Shrek the Third premiere in the UK and had to say: Aren't you glad you're not famous?

How horrible would it be to have to stand next to your ex -- who you really didn't want to break up with -- and smile like you mean it? (A little Killers lyric in there. I heart Brandon Flowers. ) I couldn't do it. I couldn't. I'd ignore him... or trip him... or make funny faces behind him while he posed for photos. I would not smile my prettiest smile and act like my heart wasn't broken. I just couldn't.

Just another reason I'm glad I'm not famous... though I'd love their paychecks.

Could you act like it didn't hurt? Tell me about it.

No, he didn't actually ransack my parents' house -- if he had, he so would have definitely taken my teal, lace prom dress instead. (So ugly!) In this photo, Patrick is actually outfitted for his role in the upcoming movie Made of Honor. He's been in New York for the last week filming in the Meatpacking District.

Back to the dress... it's horrible. And I'll go a step further and say that movies that use the guy-dressed-as-a-lady schtick probably don't have much else going for them.

Britney Spears gave birth to her second little Federlad back in September and how many times has she showed of her little critter? Zilch! 'Til now...

The paparazzi snapped the Britster carrying little Jayden James in Hawaii last week.

Can't see too much, but it's worth a look see.

While his buddy Ben Affleck sold out (not only professionally with his cheesy movies, but by being with J.Lo and that whole disastrous, public derriere rubbing nightmare), Matt has consistently worked on cool projects with talented people and really carved a spot out for himself among the big boys. I mean -- he naturally fits when he's up there standing next to Brad Pitt and George Clooney. It isn't like: Hey, who's the pastey kid with the accent?

I also like Matty because he picked a "normal girl." You guys have been known to attack Luciana (one of you naughty little buggers even referred to her as "horseface"), but I like that he picked a normal girl. It makes me think he's a normal guy. And there's a little of that Cinderella scores her prince kinda feeling. I like that she's curvy and brunette and not perfect... because I'm curvy and brunette and not perfect.

Anyway, here's a photo of them from last night's CineVegas Film Festival in Vegas. Seeing it just made me smile because I'm kinda tired of staring at "perfection." It's exhausting.

Eat, Angie! You have a zillion kids counting on you being around.

More pictures after the jump.

We tend to poke fun of celebs quite a bit here at the Blabber, so I'm going to take a minute out for some praise. After a scary skinny 2006, Kate Bosworth looks healthy, happier and stronger in 2007. No, she hasn't chubbed out, but she's put on some healthy pounds and it's done wonders. She's glowing here at last night's CFDA Fashion Awards in New York City. Let's hope some of the other skinny minnies -- like skeleton Nicole Richie -- take note.

Damn her! Damn her! Damn her!

Cover: Just Jared

Ugh! Just what I didn't want to see while I'm chowing on my lunch: Britney Spears' butt!

I'm sure you won't be able to help yourself and you'll look. You should. It will definitely make you feel better about your buns.

Update: The photos above were removed. Try this one.

According to TMZ.com, Shemar -- who is one of the most beautiful men I've ever met (see above) -- was arrested Friday morning in L.A. on suspicion of DUI. The cops on the scene said the former Young & Restless star "displayed signs of alcohol impairment and a DUI investigation was conducted." He was arrested, taken to the station where he took a breathalizer and was later booked.

Who's next? Any guesses?

Check out more pics of yummy Shemar after the jump.

I used to dig Vince Vaughn. What wasn't to like? He's handsome, funny and runs with the coolest fellas in Hollywood. When he started dating Jennifer Aniston, I was over it. I thought he had sold out. Not that I wished them ill will or anything, but they just kinda grossed me out.

Now he's grossing me out big time -- and la Aniston has nothing to do with it.

Check out this item from today's New York Daily News:

We saw Vince Vaughn looking very adequately served at the Teddy's bar Saturday night, surrounded by a flock of eager ladies. Apparently, the bartender thought so, too, switching him onto water. Shortly after 2 a.m. he made a stop in the men's room, where our spy reports the convivial actor "slapped the back of every guy in the bathroom and said, 'See what happens when you come out alone? You get the ladies!'" The brass ring went to a pretty brunette in a black dress, who clamped her arm on him as he emerged from the men's room and escorted him out.

I'm sure they had a rockin' night when they got home... if Vince's eyes were still open. He needs to detox.

Although I'm a Yankee fan, I loved this photo of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner at the Red Sox-Yanks game on Saturday in Boston. I bet they weren't as smiley on Friday and Sunday, but they luckily hit the game on a day the Red Sox won.

The MTV Movie Awards are ridiculous. I can give you 10 solid reasons why, but I'm not going to waste my time typing. (Tired.) I'll just post one photo and be done with it. Because this photo -- and this woman -- is biggest reason why the show is ridiculous.

Why was Posh Spice a presenter at the awards. Her last hit was when I was wearing diapers.

And you mean to tell me that her BFF, Katie Holmes, gave her the go-ahead with this plastic zebra outfit? No way.

More: Check out lots more photos from the MTV Movie Awards -- and rate the red-carpet fashion.

There's just nobody in Hollywood yummier.

Kimmy Ratican, who writes my sister blog Hollywood Life, will be blogging live tonight from backstage of the MTV Movie Awards. So check out her blog and see what's going down. (Like are Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel going to thrown down backstage?) And check back here later for MTV Movie Award photos.

Hollywood Life blogs the MTV Movie Awards TONIGHT beginning at 8pm EST.

American Idolers Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis paid a visit to the Today Show to show off their pipes and chit-chat a bit. When I saw the photos of Jordin looking so pretty, I flashed back to last week when some twit had the nerve to call her "obese." So it got me thinking... Is this an obese woman?

Here's the definition if you need it:

obese (o-bes')
adj. Extremely fat; grossly overweight.

I don't see anyone extremely fat in that photo. You? Be totally honest.

But what do you think? Do you think the Yankee star was straying from his wife? Want more evidence? Don't give a crap? Want him to just focus on turning the season around? Blab below -- or just cast your vote.