I hate to say something negative about Melissa Joan Hart (she was Clarissa after all!), but I can't hold back here.

Melissa wrote in her MySpace blog:

"We are adjusting nicely to being a family of four, although it is a tough job. It's about to get a lot tougher as Mark leaves on tour this week... I'm not sure I can handle 2 babies on my own, unlike my sis who is a super-Mom."

Whaaaat?

How many moms out there have dealt with two kids on their own while the father was away?

Sure, it might not be the easiest thing in the world, but to say that you're not sure you can handle two kids alone? Oy.

Am I just overreacting, or does this bother you too?

Star is reporting that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have been speaking on the phone a lot lately... but not about court matters. Nope, Star says that the two have been having phone sex!

Seriously, I'm not making this up. This is straight from Star:

"Recently, when Britney was having a sleepless night, she decided to call Kevin at nearly 2 a.m. While they initially chatted about their boys -- Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months -- the conversation shifted. And as Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out -- with hours of erotic talk!"

I must know: What do you think?

Who needs 30 Rock when you could be in the White House?

Well, we might just be seeing Alec Baldwin in the next campaign race. It's "something I might do one day!" Alec said during a 60 Minutes interview. He added that besides acting, "There's other things I want to do... There's no age limit on running for office, to a degree."

Would you vote Alec for president?

I always thought that Sarah Jessica Parker's 5-year-old son, James Wilkie, was dressed nicely whenever we see pics of him. Looks like we have Sarah's mom to thank for that.

SJP told Parade that James "only wears hand-me-downs because I've got all these older nephews...That's the God's honest truth. Plus, My mother saved all my brothers' clothes. I am not kidding. I don't think I've ever bought him any clothes. Maybe a new winter's coat..."

Of course, she'd make her Sex and the City character Carrie proud on one front. "I do buy him shoes," Sarah said.

Matt Lauer is totally over his Tom Cruise interview debacle. Though he says he didn't see Tom's interview with Oprah, in which he (kind of) said he regrets how he acted in the Matt interview, Matt says there are no hard feelings.

"It was an interview. It was a good moment on television."

Matt also said the door is open for Tom to come back for another interview.

Of course there are no hard feelings and he wants to do another interview... can you imagine the kind of ratings that would get?

Liv Tyler and her British rock star husband have separated.

The duo were married in 2003 and had son Milo in 2004. Their rep gave the following statement to People.

"Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at this time."

Okay, this isn't surprising news at all. But, in case you were wondering, Jessica Simpson will be Ashlee's maid of honor.

Could you imagine how mad Jess would be if she wasn't chosen?

Sad, but true. The Maxim editors have decided: Heidi Montag is hotter than Lauren Conrad.

In their annual "Hot List" poll, Heidi is ranked number 36, while Lauren's all the way down at number 56.

Apparently those Maxim men don't care that only about 1/2 of Heidi is actually real. Oh well.

For those who are wondering, Audrina Patridge was ranked number 74. Neither Whitney Port nor Lo Bosworth made the list.

Poor Audrina. She got naked and still couldn't make it higher on the list than Heidi and Lauren.

And The Hills feud continues...

Remember when Nick Hogan was driving over 100 miles per hour during the August car crash that severely injured his passenger, John Graziano?

Apparently Nick will cop a plea in court tomorrow and will not fight the charge of felony reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. It's unknown whether Hulk Hogan's son will plead guilty or no contest.

According to TMZ's sources, Hogan may enter an "open plea," which means that the court has complete leeway in deciding his sentence, and the victim's family will have a chance to testify at the sentencing hearing.

The maximum penalty for Nick is 5 years in prison.

Denise Richards says that her reality show is putting her in a "no-win situation."

Remember how some nutty judge ruled (against ex-hubby Charlie Sheen's wishes) that Denise could feature her two daughters in her new E! reality show?

Well now Denise is attempting to make us feel sympathetic towards her (not going to happen!). In the June issue of Redbook, she says:

"If I have my kids on my show, I'm exploiting them... If I don't, people will think I'm not a hands on mom. That's why it's very important to me that the girls are part of it."

Really? Or do you think your life isn't that exciting and no one will watch unless your kids are on the show? Hmmm, what a thought.

If you do want to watch, Denise's show will premiere on E! on Memorial Day.

Remember when John Mayer made the comments earlier this week that the photos of him and Jennifer Aniston were not "a problem"?

Well, I'm thinking John is a problem himself.

While in New York City on Monday, right after he made those comments, he was seen sporting a shirt that said "Mr. Douchebag" on it. Granted, he crossed out the D-word and in its place scrawled "Badass," but c'mon.

We all know you're bad news for Jen. Why do you have to rub it in her face?