Destiny's Child singer Kelly Rowland decided that she would gift herself with a set of new boobs so she could feel better in clothes. "There was this one House of Dereon top - I just wanted to fill that out!" she tells People mag. "[Now] I put it on and I looked so good! I'm so happy. I feel complete," she says of her breast augmentation. 

Um, okay. I probably would have just bought another shirt, but whatever. Do you think Kelly refers to her new "friends" as Beyonce and Michelle?